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Title: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Tre on August 26, 2010, 01:48:22 PM

The quick-and-dirty:

This girl plans to come over last night (in her defense, I did invite her).  Drives almost 3 hours to get here.  I told her I'd meet her at 10.  She gets here at 9:30p and is upset that I'm not home yet.  I'm busy at the time and cannot rush right over, so I tell her to chill and I'll be home in about 15 minutes, which would've been like 9:45.

A few minutes later, I receive a text saying it's clear she's 'not that important' to me and tells me to have a good night.  I'm like, what?

I get to my place at 9:45 and she's gone.  Um, ok.  I'm not really sweating it, though, because I needed a little down time anyway.  I figured she's gone to do whatever it is people do out in the sticks late at night and will be back in 30 minutes or so. 

After an hour has passed, no word from her, I send a text to ask whether she's close.  She then calls back (my cell doesn't ring, but receives a voice mail) and leaves a rambling, almost 4-minute message about god-knows-what.  I listen to it, try to make sense of it, then text her to tell her 'texting is best' and ask whether she's coming or not.

She says 'no'.  Ok.  Playing it cool, I tell her I'll be up another couple of hours if she changes her mind and I tell her to be safe.  She says 'thanks' and that's that.  I assume she's either going to get a room, stay at a friend's, or head back home. 

An hour later, I get a 6-page text from this crazy chick, who's obviously lost her mind at this point.  She explains she's upset that I wasn't here waiting for her and says I could've at least left the door open for her to go in and use the bathroom instead of having to drive '8 miles to the nearest McDonald's'.  'All your other girls get a key and you can't even leave the door open for me? That's so disrespectful'...as if she has any clue who has access to my home. 

At this point, I'm thankful that she's somewhere else and not here, so after a short exchange, I sign off for the night. 

A couple of hours ago, I get this message: "BTW, I just want you to know I was attacked and robbed last night". 

The lesson?  She should've done what she was fucking told.  As for my part...no more inviting chicks over who haven't passed a thorough background check.  When she was here last week, I had no idea she was this bad in the head, but glad I found out sooner rather than later. 
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Tapeworm on August 26, 2010, 01:52:11 PM
Probably a racist.

 ;D
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Master Blaster on August 26, 2010, 01:55:09 PM
When she was here last week, I had no idea she was this bad in the head, but glad I found out sooner rather than later. 

Dude, she's a chick. Of course she's a head case.

(News flash: they ALL are head cases)

HTH
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 26, 2010, 01:56:14 PM
bitches be crazy
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: XXXII/LX on August 26, 2010, 01:56:47 PM
Brutal craigslist hookup gone bad.  :-X
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: dr.chimps on August 26, 2010, 01:59:26 PM
That's the quick-and-dirty!?   I hope no one asks you to go into detail.    ;D
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Parker on August 26, 2010, 01:59:53 PM
If you know it will prolly take someone (especially a woman) three hrs to get to your place, you should be there...especially if they don't have a key...other than that, sucks for her...she was prolly upset and wasn't focused and then, bammm!
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Tapeworm on August 26, 2010, 02:01:02 PM
In all seriousness, whenever a woman gets upset and says things that are designed to make you say you're sorry, the proper response is actually, "Go fuck a duck then."
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: TrueGrit on August 26, 2010, 02:02:35 PM
Wow..such a pimp are you.
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 26, 2010, 02:34:32 PM
Is she a shark of muddy water?
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Tre on August 26, 2010, 02:57:07 PM

Brutal craigslist hookup gone bad.  :-X

LOL!  Not quite, but along the same lines...never would've met this bitch if it wasn't for her other psycho-ass girlfriends I first met online and then connected with through the fitness industry. 

That's the quick-and-dirty!?   I hope no one asks you to go into detail.    ;D

L O L - What can I say, for me, there's just no story without the backstory.  It is, however, hilariously ironic when I look at someone and tell them to just get to the fucking point.  ;D

If you know it will prolly take someone (especially a woman) three hrs to get to your place, you should be there...especially if they don't have a key...other than that, sucks for her...she was prolly upset and wasn't focused and then, bammm!

She doesn't understand that, in order to be a GetBig Millionaire, a brotha has to juggle family, work, and ho's, in that order.  And she's not even the #1 ho!  A booty call *must* know her role as well as her place in the pecking order. 


Is she a shark of muddy water?

Stop that!  But, well...oh, stop!!  >:(

Ain't no way a black woman would drive all the way the hell out here for my ass. lol 
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: George Whorewell on August 26, 2010, 05:33:54 PM
He sounds like a creepy guy with issues.
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Rami on August 26, 2010, 05:37:49 PM
I receive a text saying it's clear she's 'not that important' to me

why did she think she was ever important in the first place??
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: 240 is Back on August 26, 2010, 05:47:48 PM
she should have just chilled for 15 minutes.  

That's more than enough time to masturbate and put the undies on ebay.
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Mr. Magoo on August 26, 2010, 05:52:30 PM
Translation:

"I hired a hooker to come over to my house at 10 PM, she got here early, she texts me to say she's pissed that i'm not here and still wants to get paid. I get home and she's gone, but i still want sex, so i text her begging her to come back. She says no. I remind her how lonely I am to try to entice her to return but to no avail. Later I get a text from the girl saying she had to take a shit while waiting on me and that next time to leave a key at the door. I jack off lonely and depressed and go to sleep"
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 26, 2010, 06:05:53 PM
Translation:

"I hired a hooker to come over to my house at 10 PM, she got here early, she texts me to say she's pissed that i'm not here and still wants to get paid. I get home and she's gone, but i still want sex, so i text her begging her to come back. She says no. I remind her how lonely I am to try to entice her to return but to no avail. Later I get a text from the girl saying she had to take a shit while waiting on me and that next time to leave a key at the door. I jack off lonely and depressed and go to sleep"

...that's more like it!

"1"
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Army of One on August 26, 2010, 06:11:52 PM
Dont sweat it, Bob is just down at the moment because she got dumped from BB.com, is balding and got fat, Im sure you can rebook your Mirage hotel session another time.
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on August 26, 2010, 06:13:48 PM
What city and state did this occur in?
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: chaos on August 26, 2010, 06:17:21 PM
Translation:

"I hired a hooker to come over to my house at 10 PM, she got here early, she texts me to say she's pissed that i'm not here and still wants to get paid. I get home and she's gone, but i still want sex, so i text her begging her to come back. She says no. I remind her how lonely I am to try to entice her to return but to no avail. Later I get a text from the girl saying she had to take a shit while waiting on me and that next time to leave a key at the door. I jack off lonely and depressed and go to sleep"
7K posts and you made your first funny!! :D
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Howard on August 26, 2010, 06:21:10 PM
Translation:

"I hired a hooker to come over to my house at 10 PM, she got here early, she texts me to say she's pissed that i'm not here and still wants to get paid. I get home and she's gone, but i still want sex, so i text her begging her to come back. She says no. I remind her how lonely I am to try to entice her to return but to no avail. Later I get a text from the girl saying she had to take a shit while waiting on me and that next time to leave a key at the door. I jack off lonely and depressed and go to sleep"
THat is F'n priceless  :D
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: pedro01 on August 26, 2010, 06:37:36 PM
OK - allow me to point out the glaringly obvious.

This chick did not get robbed. Attention seeking whore - her, not Tre that is....
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: chaos on August 26, 2010, 06:38:40 PM
OK - allow me to point out the glaringly obvious.

This chick did not get robbed. Attention seeking whore - her, not Tre that is....
Oh don't discredit Tre like that, he's quite the attention whore.
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Tre on August 31, 2010, 10:28:13 AM
why did she think she was ever important in the first place??

I swear on my GetBig honor, I *never* gave this trick that impression.  She somehow equated the invite to importance in her mind. 

Translation:

"I hired a hooker to come over to my house at 10 PM, she got here early, she texts me to say she's pissed that i'm not here and still wants to get paid. I get home and she's gone, but i still want sex, so i text her begging her to come back. She says no. I remind her how lonely I am to try to entice her to return but to no avail. Later I get a text from the girl saying she had to take a shit while waiting on me and that next time to leave a key at the door. I jack off lonely and depressed and go to sleep"

L O L! Shit, that probably would've been *much* simpler, but I don't bang Craigslist chicks. 

What city and state did this occur in?

Sacramento, CA

OK - allow me to point out the glaringly obvious.

This chick did not get robbed. Attention seeking whore - her, not Tre that is....

Agreed.  I'm not the type to fall into the victim card trap anyway, and especially not when a girl has done something stupid...so even if she had been robbed - which I agree did not happen - I still would not have cared and would've blamed her for it happening. 
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: tallgerman on August 31, 2010, 10:37:19 AM
can you post a pic?
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 31, 2010, 10:54:21 AM
preferrably a nude of you bending over to pick something up?
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 31, 2010, 10:58:19 AM
The quick-and-dirty:

This girl plans to come over last night (in her defense, I did invite her).  Drives almost 3 hours to get here.  I told her I'd meet her at 10.  She gets here at 9:30p and is upset that I'm not home yet.  I'm busy at the time and cannot rush right over, so I tell her to chill and I'll be home in about 15 minutes, which would've been like 9:45.

A few minutes later, I receive a text saying it's clear she's 'not that important' to me and tells me to have a good night.  I'm like, what?

I get to my place at 9:45 and she's gone.  Um, ok.  I'm not really sweating it, though, because I needed a little down time anyway.  I figured she's gone to do whatever it is people do out in the sticks late at night and will be back in 30 minutes or so. 

After an hour has passed, no word from her, I send a text to ask whether she's close.  She then calls back (my cell doesn't ring, but receives a voice mail) and leaves a rambling, almost 4-minute message about god-knows-what.  I listen to it, try to make sense of it, then text her to tell her 'texting is best' and ask whether she's coming or not.

She says 'no'.  Ok.  Playing it cool, I tell her I'll be up another couple of hours if she changes her mind and I tell her to be safe.  She says 'thanks' and that's that.  I assume she's either going to get a room, stay at a friend's, or head back home. 

An hour later, I get a 6-page text from this crazy chick, who's obviously lost her mind at this point.  She explains she's upset that I wasn't here waiting for her and says I could've at least left the door open for her to go in and use the bathroom instead of having to drive '8 miles to the nearest McDonald's'.  'All your other girls get a key and you can't even leave the door open for me? That's so disrespectful'...as if she has any clue who has access to my home. 

At this point, I'm thankful that she's somewhere else and not here, so after a short exchange, I sign off for the night. 

A couple of hours ago, I get this message: "BTW, I just want you to know I was attacked and robbed last night". 

The lesson?  She should've done what she was fucking told.  As for my part...no more inviting chicks over who haven't passed a thorough background check.  When she was here last week, I had no idea she was this bad in the head, but glad I found out sooner rather than later. 
you are a black idiot

hope this helps
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: dyslexic on August 31, 2010, 01:21:51 PM
Brutal craigslist hookup gone bad.  :-X

When is this video series gonna start coming out. I hear episode 1 was made right here...
Title: Re: So, this chick gets robbed last night and wants to blame me
Post by: Tre on August 31, 2010, 02:02:51 PM
you are a black idiot

hope this helps

Change your lipstick.  I hate that color.