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Title: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: bradistani on September 01, 2010, 11:47:21 AM
Dancing With The Stars' Karina Smirnoff is going to have a Situation on her hands

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Dancing With The Stars have announced the pairings for the upcoming season.

Making for the hottest couple on the dance floor, Karina Smirnoff will be competing with Jersey Shore's Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino.

The pro dancer is going to have her work cut out as her reality TV partner will have to miss several days of training due to his filming commitments.

I'm going to lose a couple days practice,' he told People magazine. 'But I don't mind being the underdog. I promise to try my hardest and practice as much as I can and be the best that I can be.

'I hope the Situation Nation shows up to support me. ... I have a ticket or two reserved for Pauly D and Snooki.'

Meanwhile, Tony Dovoloni has scored himself another reality TV starlet, the dancer, who last year had a rather tumultuous relationship with Kate Gosselin, has been paired with The Hills' Audrina Patridge.

Patridge is a newcomer when it comes to professional dancing, though she does try to get some practice in with her girlfriends whenever she has the opportunity.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1308084/Karina-Smirnoff-going-Situation-hands-Dancing.html#ixzz0yIxj2kME
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: James Blunt on September 01, 2010, 11:52:35 AM
I wouldn't show my abs if they were that weak. And they're the showpiece  ???

Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 01, 2010, 12:11:04 PM
I wouldn't show my abs if they were that weak. And they're the showpiece  ???


Seriously. They are genetically short too.

But in this day and age, anything under 40% is lean.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: _bruce_ on September 01, 2010, 12:14:30 PM
Hopefully a müslim bombs the show.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on September 01, 2010, 12:25:32 PM
Fridge like melting abs.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Captain Equipoise on September 01, 2010, 12:42:55 PM
does he even train??
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Silverback Gorilla on September 01, 2010, 01:14:57 PM
I wouldn't show my abs if they were that weak. And they're the showpiece  ???


I give him props for striking while the iron is hot and making that money, but this is the fucking truth!  Dude's midsection is nothing to write home about, I agree with the above poster, I wouldn't show my shit either if it looked like that.  The general population is so fucking naive, I guess when you're 30+ BF, having ABS like this would be a dream come true, not for the average Getbigger though lol.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Playboy on September 01, 2010, 01:17:59 PM
does he even train??
You know how it is, Cap. They boat load the gas for 3 months and then look like shit for the other 9. We see a dime a dozen of those annually in the gym.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Captain Equipoise on September 01, 2010, 01:22:51 PM
You know how it is, Cap. They boat load the gas for 3 months and then look like shit for the other 9. We see a dime a dozen of those annually in the gym.

True that! his abs aren't even well developed, and that's his 'money shot' !?!
hahaha
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Playboy on September 01, 2010, 01:23:39 PM
True that! his abs aren't even well developed, and that's his 'money shot' !?!
hahaha

Have you seen Ronnie in the show's off-season? He looks like a fat slob. Yet when on the show he's jacked.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Purge_WTF on September 01, 2010, 04:17:00 PM
Have you seen Ronnie in the show's off-season? He looks like a fat slob. Yet when on the show he's jacked.

  Probably because he goes off the D-Bol when the camera isn't rolling.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Voice of Doom on September 01, 2010, 05:46:59 PM
television.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: kevinf on September 01, 2010, 05:58:21 PM
If you've seen Jersey Shore, in the episodes where the situation and its roomates go clubbing, you'd see that the situation has NO rhythm and cant dance for shit. He will get the boot after a couple episodes on Dancing with the Stars. I'm sure he will be entertaining to see though.
 
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Hulkotron on September 01, 2010, 06:02:22 PM
Have you seen Ronnie in the show's off-season? He looks like a fat slob. Yet when on the show he's jacked.

He is ripped to shreds on the shoe, but looks much softer on the "After Show" episodes.  He also seems like he's high on something.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Howard on September 01, 2010, 06:36:59 PM
If you've seen Jersey Shore, in the episodes where the situation and its roomates go clubbing, you'd see that the situation has NO rhythm and cant dance for shit. He will get the boot after a couple episodes on Dancing with the Stars. I'm sure he will be entertaining to see though.
 
I never watched Jersey shore but I know the show and who this situation guy is.
Dancing with the stars as another stupid shows where some D lists celebs prove they can't dance.
If he can make a buck, why not.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Rosicrucian on September 01, 2010, 06:42:56 PM
I never watched Jersey shore but I know the show and who this situation guy is.
Dancing with the stars as another stupid shows where some D lists celebs prove they can't dance.
If he can make a buck, why not.

But who ends up paying for it Howard?
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Howard on September 01, 2010, 06:57:45 PM
But who ends up paying for it Howard?
Not me!  :D

What all these reality show "characters" do, is get famous for being famous .
They fabricate drama and feuds and have a presser to announce their next big thing.
They make the rounds on the tabloid news circuit and manufacture adventure to get publicity.
Most have  little actual acting or performing talent BUT know how to play the D list celeb game.
In the end the goal is  to cash in on the 15 min of publicity/fame.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 01, 2010, 07:12:57 PM
Not me!  :D

What all these reality show "characters" do, is get famous for being famous .
They fabricate drama and feuds and have a presser to announce their next big thing.
They make the rounds on the tabloid news circuit and manufacture adventure to get publicity.
Most have  little actual acting or performing talent BUT know how to play the D list celeb game.
In the end the goal is  to cash in on the 15 min of publicity/fame.

Yes, but the men giving these people their paychecks goal is to scrabble the brains of the very kids you teach. And by doing so they dumb them down.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Howard on September 01, 2010, 07:16:15 PM
Yes, but the men giving these people their paychecks goal is to scrabble the brains of the very kids you teach. And by doing so they dumb them down.
My job just got tougher with this new idiot I guess  :'(
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: kevinf on September 01, 2010, 07:19:40 PM
My job just got tougher with this new idiot I guess  :'(

Howard, do you teach private or public high school?
and are black students the dumbest students in your class?(serious question)
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Howard on September 01, 2010, 07:23:53 PM
Howard, do you teach private or public high school?
and are black students the dumbest students in your class?(serious question)
All I know is stupid is as stupid does.

Ok now my serious answer * It would be really UNprofessional of me to discuss race and student grades on Get Big.
                                       I just won't do that or anything related to talking about any student population.
Title: Re: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dancing with the stars
Post by: Captain Equipoise on September 01, 2010, 10:16:55 PM
Have you seen Ronnie in the show's off-season? He looks like a fat slob. Yet when on the show he's jacked.

Never actually seen the show, not even once.. closest I came was the clip on youtube of that midget chick getting KTFO

:)

I only watch discovery, tlc and spike

sometimes comedy network..