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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Hawkins on September 04, 2010, 03:01:27 PM
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Can one of you guys psychoanalize this for me?
Dream:
I wake up in Hawaii (my favorite place on the planet). It's a black sand beach. I walk up to it and touch the water. I'm not dreaming. I look around and my wife's sitting there, but she's not fat and all her stretch marks are gone. She looks like she did when I met her, tan and 50 lbs lighter with long hair.
I go up to her and we start making out, all animal like, you know how Mexicans do in public. I'm all over her. She smiles and says "let's go to our room". I go there, and on the way there, as we're walking, I realize i'm in some kind of a movie and i'm the star of the movie. Anyways, we walk up to the place. Still Hawaii, but looks like one of those Italian seaside villas. I realize this is a movie again. Gary Cole walks out and says "back from the beach , guys?" I go "yeah, Gary" and he rols his head around and goes "what did you call me?" and I wink. I'm some kind of a cool guy who knows it's Gary Cole, but he's playing a guy with a different name. He smiles in that "this guy knows my real name's Gary" kind of way.
So my wife goes, give me a minute, i have to go get ready. This is a pivotal point of the dream. She walks away.
I go up to Gary Cole and we start bullshitting. I tell him me and my wife were born in the same town (I must've known this beforehand, cuz i just looked it up on wikipedia and it's true). So we're laughing away, and from behind the curtain (villa had curtains for doors) of our room my wife peaks out in one of those I dream of Jeanie outfits....with her sister matched in the same outfit! They're both sitting there, you can see completely through their clothes. Now, I don't care who you are and how ugly your sister in law is, you want to fuck her. This is even more of a case with me because my sister in law is a 6 year younger , bigger tittied version of my wife..50 lbs lighter and without stretch marks. My wife goes "since it's so perfect here, i thought i'd make your fantasy come true". As I'm trying to figure out where it might've slipped that i want to fuck my sister in law...the front door of the villa opens.
It's my fucking mom! I'm like, "what are you doing here! I'm on vacation!" The reason behind this being severely shocking to me is that my parents are annoying as fuck and call or come over during the most inappropriate moments for the stupidest shit. So she's standing there and goes "your father was making me angry with his boat crap so i left and came here to hang out with you guys." (My dad just bought some fixer upper piece of shit boat for like 200 bucks and has already sank like 4,000 dollars into it, and it still won't work, but he's been annoying the shit out of everyone to help him with it).
So i look to Gary Cole and i go "Birdman, that is my wife and my sister in law who want to do all sorts of vile shit to me. My dick's exploding just thinking about it, and my fucking mom followed me here to ruin this moment for me, just like she fucking ruins everything else".
Just as Gary was gonna say something, I woke up.
Thoughts?
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QUIT LYING too much trenbolona high peptides, switch over to short esters many lifters no joke can't sleep that why oxy and percs so prevelant WE ALL FIGHT OVER THEM shawn ray was biggest abuser, g4p for script pill when joe used to hand them out like cany. no joke
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lulz
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intresting ... this is one of the services I offer : dream analysys
this one is about 200 $ lol
I'll do it when I have time
first part :
in order to find balance in life u wanna integrate an aspect of your left brain personality and merge it into your core personality
it's actually an alter ( that u need to assimilate )
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"making out like Mexicans do in public" BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHA ;D
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great story bro, just like your others. you need to post more often 8)
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it means you re gay.
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Sounds like you got teh aids brah
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First off I will tell you that you are a good guy. Something tells me that you may be a bit naive but I wouldn't worry to much about it. Your Gary Cole comments show that you (and your wife) are followers. Not a big deal for most people are. When Gary says to you "What did you call me" it doesn't really mean shit bro except the fact that you rarely are in fights(physically) and the wink you gave him told him that he better not mess with you.(there may be some passive aggressive I'm better than you shit there but no big deal) The sister thing is really simple. Its that in real life you really want to fuck her. No big deal really. She actually pwns part of your mind. This is actually a really exciting thing in your life. And you love it when family get togethers happen even if you bitch and moan about them. Don't sweat the sister and always keep her a fantisy (unless of course there is a divorce). Oh and the mom thing just shows that you are like most males on earth. And most of them really have mommy issues. There really is no getting around the fact that some bitch gave birth to us. And all her fucked up thoughts are most likely going to follow us. In the end, this dream is a 2 on a 1-10 scale of abnormal. And even if in the dream you fucked the mother in the ass, it would only bring the rating up to a 3 out of 10 on the scale. ;)
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you wanna fuck your mother.
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I also did a reading for Ross Erstling. And on a scale of 1-10. His reading read GAY. I've never had a reading read GAY so I did it again just to make sure. So the next reading read really really fucking QUEER. I thought that was really odd so I tried one more reading and it came up TILT@!!!
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I also did a reading for Ross Erstling. And on a scale of 1-10. His reading read GAY. I've never had a reading read GAY so I did it again just to make sure. So the next reading read really really fucking QUEER. I thought that was really odd so I tried one more reading and it came up TILT@!!!
Ross Erstling's reading came up TILT(lolz)