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Title: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: benchmstr on September 06, 2010, 10:58:45 AM

and this jerkoff is a trainer ;D

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Post by: bradistani on September 06, 2010, 11:05:42 AM
is he a 'special needs' chap?
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Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on September 06, 2010, 11:06:14 AM
OMG............is that a comedy sketch

did you see the old-man-windpants................pulled up to his tits






and LOL @ 4 plates on  a hammer strength bench press................bei ng able to lift 4 or 5 hundred lbs on a machine, and 4 or 5 hundred lbs. on a free weight bench, are COMPLETELY different things




fucking old douche ::) ::)
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: benchmstr on September 06, 2010, 11:09:51 AM
is he a 'special needs' chap?
bro, he is a Phd and doing this dumbshit.....that means people are going to listen to him!!!!

sad, sad world..

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Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Flexb on September 06, 2010, 11:15:38 AM
First of all, that's not 620 lbs. It's 410 lbs. Secondly, it's not even a half rep and considering he's standing up to achieve leverage makes it even more of a joke. Someone needs to call that number and call him a dumb fuk
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Flexb on September 06, 2010, 11:16:41 AM
bro, he is a Phd and doing this dumbshit.....that means people are going to listen to him!!!!

sad, sad world..

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The best part is the people are actually clapping. Reminds me of some warped cult following some deranged leader
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: benchmstr on September 06, 2010, 11:20:58 AM
First of all, that's not 620 lbs. It's 410 lbs. Secondly, it's not even a half rep and considering he's standing up to achieve leverage makes it even more of a joke. Someone needs to call that number and call him a dumb fuk
you are being really nice.....those arent even 1/8 reps...he starts out with his elbows locked, and slides his back down the pad...

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Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: TacoBell on September 06, 2010, 11:22:21 AM
First of all, that's not 620 lbs. It's 410 lbs. Secondly, it's not even a half rep and considering he's standing up to achieve leverage makes it even more of a joke. Someone NAMED AVESHER needs to call that number and call him a dumb fuk

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Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 06, 2010, 11:23:26 AM
Old man's at least moving weight the average getbigger couldn't dream of.......hammer or not.
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Post by: Heywood on September 06, 2010, 11:25:47 AM
cheap applause...... ;D ;D
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Post by: CARTEL on September 06, 2010, 11:29:49 AM
Good thing he had those spotters there. Safety first, Gentlemen.
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Post by: Tito24 on September 06, 2010, 12:08:10 PM
(http://i26.tinypic.com/fbch8n.jpg)
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Post by: dawakaman on September 06, 2010, 12:11:03 PM
He reminds me of that old guy from Seinfeld, who had the need to prove himself against Jerry...What's his name again?He was hilarious!

Peace
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: bigbadwolfe on September 06, 2010, 12:18:27 PM
First of all, that's not 620 lbs. It's 410 lbs. Secondly, it's not even a half rep and considering he's standing up to achieve leverage makes it even more of a joke. Someone needs to call that number and call him a dumb fuk

He does have 2 more 45s and some change added to the handles under the normal load area so it looks to be about 600 plus but I dont know what thehell he was trying to accomplish here??? Holy Hell that was weird!!!
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: SF1900 on September 06, 2010, 12:23:49 PM
I bet this guy lifts more than benchmaster  :D :D ;D :P :-\ :D :D
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: SF1900 on September 06, 2010, 12:24:45 PM
He reminds me of that old guy from Seinfeld, who had the need to prove himself against Jerry...What's his name again?He was hilarious!

Peace

IZZY MANDELBAUM!
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on September 06, 2010, 12:29:26 PM
LOL..what an accomplishment  ::)
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Flexb on September 06, 2010, 12:32:01 PM
He does have 2 more 45s and some change added to the handles under the normal load area so it looks to be about 600 plus but I dont know what thehell he was trying to accomplish here??? Holy Hell that was weird!!!

oh ya, I didn't notice that.
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Flexb on September 06, 2010, 12:32:34 PM
He looks like a fukin weirdo
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: dyslexic on September 06, 2010, 12:36:34 PM
How many of you lovin fucks have ever tried inclining on a machine like this? Arent you amazed at the weight you can push? I mean, I can't bench shit, but on that particular machine, I can load more plates than it can hold...

Actually, I think in reality, if you were to convert the machine to another angle, it would be more like declines. That machine with heavy weights really just tags the rotator cuff tendons, not the chest. I mean, you feel it in the chest, but... ahhhh forget it.


Don't flame me today. I'm sensitive and vulnerable. BTW, where are all the threads that don't suck today?
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Evo on September 06, 2010, 01:25:10 PM
How many of you lovin fucks have ever tried inclining on a machine like this? Arent you amazed at the weight you can push? I mean, I can't bench shit, but on that particular machine, I can load more plates than it can hold...

Actually, I think in reality, if you were to convert the machine to another angle, it would be more like declines. That machine with heavy weights really just tags the rotator cuff tendons, not the chest. I mean, you feel it in the chest, but... ahhhh forget it.


I agree, when I was a kid we had a decline hammer strength machine in the gym.  I could load up 3-4 plates on that THEN.

Haven't used a decline machine in years.
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on September 06, 2010, 01:30:39 PM
Hehe. I'm not demonstrative at all, but if some comb-over warrior like this tool was in my gym I'd just drop trou and pee on him. What a fucknut.  
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: disturbia on September 06, 2010, 01:34:18 PM
great commetn on youtube

#
BubbleBathGorilla
2 months ago 3

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine


anyways,..what phone number,...post it and Ill call it

i gotta learn how to record a skype call
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Dokey111 on September 06, 2010, 01:37:19 PM
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Post by: Natural Man on September 06, 2010, 01:38:18 PM
this shit cannot be serious. It s a parody right?
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: affeman on September 06, 2010, 01:39:15 PM
Using a machine for strenght claims - nuff said. No more questions. :)
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Flexb on September 06, 2010, 01:40:56 PM
great commetn on youtube

#
BubbleBathGorilla
2 months ago 3

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine


anyways,..what phone number,...post it and Ill call it

i gotta learn how to record a skype call

 :D :D
Joe Skiesel - 323-876-1076. They call him The Guru Of Fitness
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Flexb on September 06, 2010, 01:42:33 PM


Ok, that's the same guy. This has got to be a joke or he's mentally retarded.
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Big Worm on September 06, 2010, 02:02:32 PM
HUH!? Da heck?
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: rccs on September 06, 2010, 02:43:31 PM
 ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: SF1900 on September 06, 2010, 03:08:17 PM
Dr. Joes MYSPACE.

http://www.myspace.com/dr._joe

About me:
I served as a Personal Sports Trainer with LA Fitness/Body Pro Results where I was ranked as a Highest Level 3 Master Trainer. I was well respected for my efforts at the Company. My superiors knew of my desire to expand my practice. Medical School, M.D. Candidate at European Union operated by Eustatius Medical School staffed by Harvard Level Scholars, many patriarchs of their specialty (M.D., PhD's). My specialty is M.D. - Orthopedic Invasive/Non-Invasive Sports Medicine. I served as Chairman of Sports Medicine at the Olympic Graduate School of the U.S. Sports Academy. All school programs of academic preparation and professional practice were under my tutelage. I also serve as the co-director of the Academy Medical Center. I wrote the textbook series for the program and was involved in many research and development projects. Honor: Templeton Honor Roll Nominee-scholarly books and textbooks. I also operated professional certification workshops of licensing: ATC, M.D.; RPT, etc. All sports healthcare and sports professional types were in our sports medicine program. I also served in Olympic Sports Programs. I directed our mentorship/internship programs, a highlighted experience by my medical school.


I googled the Academy Medical Center and Dr. Joe is not listed under Doctors  :'( :'(
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: SF1900 on September 06, 2010, 03:15:06 PM
PART 2

Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on September 06, 2010, 03:19:26 PM
Dr. Joes MYSPACE.

http://www.myspace.com/dr._joe

About me:
I served as a Personal Sports Trainer with LA Fitness/Body Pro Results where I was ranked as a Highest Level 3 Master Trainer. I was well respected for my efforts at the Company. My superiors knew of my desire to expand my practice. Medical School, M.D. Candidate at European Union operated by Eustatius Medical School staffed by Harvard Level Scholars, many patriarchs of their specialty (M.D., PhD's). My specialty is M.D. - Orthopedic Invasive/Non-Invasive Sports Medicine. I served as Chairman of Sports Medicine at the Olympic Graduate School of the U.S. Sports Academy. All school programs of academic preparation and professional practice were under my tutelage. I also serve as the co-director of the Academy Medical Center. I wrote the textbook series for the program and was involved in many research and development projects. Honor: Templeton Honor Roll Nominee-scholarly books and textbooks. I also operated professional certification workshops of licensing: ATC, M.D.; RPT, etc. All sports healthcare and sports professional types were in our sports medicine program. I also served in Olympic Sports Programs. I directed our mentorship/internship programs, a highlighted experience by my medical school.


I googled the Academy Medical Center and Dr. Joe is not listed under Doctors  :'( :'(
No Surprise. If you read the above, he doesn claim a MD. He's smooth, and he dances, but he's just another MFT.
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Flexb on September 06, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
PART 2



What gets me is the people crowded around to watch and cheer this idiot on.
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: MP on September 06, 2010, 03:23:54 PM
I'd like to see him try 315 on a regular bench ... then when his buttnut spotters come in to rescue him, drop-kick each one of them.
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: benchmstr on September 06, 2010, 03:36:56 PM
the coach better watch out...this guy is comming for his clients ;D

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Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Flexb on September 06, 2010, 03:39:59 PM
http://www.the-signal.com/archives/7887/

It says he was in the NFL and he states he's steroid free!  :D :D
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Flexb on September 06, 2010, 03:43:23 PM
http://www.myspace.com/dr._joe

Wow, he actually has a testimonial posted in his myspace at the bottom, posted by himself  :D
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: benchmstr on September 06, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
http://www.the-signal.com/archives/7887/

It says he was in the NFL and he states he's steroid free!  :D :D
its funny....he's the only one with proof that he was in the NFL ;D

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Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: oldman on September 06, 2010, 06:03:03 PM
Getbig hall of fame nominee!!!

Perhaps he is Kai Green's choreographer?
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: affeman on September 06, 2010, 06:15:30 PM
This moron is holding his own. He posted that video proudly on a german board and got torn apart so badly hahahahaha, almost getbig style.

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Post by: TacoBell on September 06, 2010, 06:23:16 PM
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/clt/1966_roster.htm

Hmmm not on the roster anywhere....
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: benchmstr on September 06, 2010, 06:24:38 PM
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/clt/1966_roster.htm

Hmmm not on the roster anywhere....
maybe he was too elite for the list?

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Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: TacoBell on September 06, 2010, 06:25:34 PM
Overwhelming awesomeness for sure.
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Post by: tommywishbone on September 06, 2010, 06:25:46 PM
A real champion indeed.
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 06, 2010, 06:33:52 PM
Dr. Joe:  MFT, CSN, Hair-club-for-men, zubaz chairman and 1965 Mr, Canada.
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: StuartR on September 06, 2010, 07:24:16 PM
great commetn on youtube

#
BubbleBathGorilla
2 months ago 3

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine


you realize where this is from right
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: epic_alien on September 06, 2010, 09:14:57 PM
con artist and a liar, someone call and put it on youtube. we have a get big legend here, lets not let him miss his chance to shine
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: TacoBell on September 06, 2010, 09:21:29 PM
Someone contact him and invite him to join here to discuss 'training'.
But we can't run him off immediately, too much funny to be had.
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: MAXX on September 07, 2010, 01:59:42 AM
every gym has their village idiots
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 07, 2010, 02:30:50 AM
lål


"Dr. Joe kiesel holds a PHD from Oral Roberts University. He also played guard for the 1965 Baltimore Colts practice squad. He combines a philosophical belief of life and a radical body building method to form the most advance weight training program ever."
Title: Re: dudes a beast!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 07, 2010, 02:48:42 AM

and this jerkoff is a trainer ;D

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what was that, about a 3 inch range of motion?  I'll push that with my cock when I'm 60 ::)  yea yea baby haha...  clap clap clap, rocky music in the background!!!