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Title: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: gib on September 09, 2010, 01:50:55 AM
Was with a bunch of guys last night, and over a few beers we got onto the topic of who waxes their back, chest etc.

For me, other than my face, I don't shave bodyparts (arms legs back etc) as first of all I don't really want that shaved look, and secondly I am not a particularly hairy guy anyhow. I care more about strength than showing off muscle.

Anyhow, the topic progressed to how painful waxing was, and one guy mentioned how he had cut his anal passage whilst shaving it recently. Apparently, to cut a long story short, he is so hairy that he needs to shave out his anal passage, priamrily as a matter of hygene to stop shit clinging to his ass.

He told us "this is commonly done - lots of guys do it" - meanwhile the rest of us listened in disguisted disbelief (and various guys called him a faggott etc).

Has anyone ever heard of such a thing?

Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: disturbia on September 09, 2010, 02:01:06 AM
im hairy down there

i did once

it was strangely uncomfortable and weird

i have such bad insomnia
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: gib on September 09, 2010, 02:06:03 AM
im hairy down there

i did once

it was strangely uncomfortable and weird

i have such bad insomnia

Yikes! Maybe this is more common than I thought.

PS - nothing cures insomnia than a good shag. Get a girl around and bang her till you are blissfully exhausted and then fall into a deep sleep.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: wes on September 09, 2010, 02:45:04 AM
rust never sleeps
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Post by: Tito24 on September 09, 2010, 02:53:52 AM
your farts sound much louder having shaved there. yeah its fun
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: James Blunt on September 09, 2010, 02:54:22 AM
Yikes! Maybe this is more common than I thought.

PS - nothing cures insomnia than a good shag. Get a girl around and bang her till you are blissfully exhausted and then fall into a deep sleep.
lol WHAT
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: claymore on September 09, 2010, 07:50:59 AM
your farts sound much louder having shaved there. yeah its fun

So true
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: che on September 09, 2010, 07:58:23 AM
Was with a bunch of guys last night, and over a few beers we got onto the topic of who waxes their back, chest etc.

For me, other than my face, I don't shave bodyparts (arms legs back etc) as first of all I don't really want that shaved look, and secondly I am not a particularly hairy guy anyhow. I care more about strength than showing off muscle.

Anyhow, the topic progressed to how painful waxing was, and one guy mentioned how he had cut his anal passage whilst shaving it recently. Apparently, to cut a long story short, he is so hairy that he needs to shave out his anal passage, priamrily as a matter of hygene to stop shit clinging to his ass.

He told us "this is commonly done - lots of guys do it" - meanwhile the rest of us listened in disguisted disbelief (and various guys called him a faggott etc).

Has anyone ever heard of such a thing?



I used to when I was a dancer/stripper (no homo)
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: no one on September 09, 2010, 10:40:33 AM
rust never sleeps

lol
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Option D on September 09, 2010, 10:58:03 AM
I used to when I was a dancer/stripper (no homo)

LMAO
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: slacker on September 09, 2010, 11:32:59 AM
holy fuck BB is so gay.   
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: trustnoone on September 09, 2010, 11:36:57 AM
Was with a bunch of guys last night, and over a few beers we got onto the topic of who waxes their back, chest etc.

For me, other than my face, I don't shave bodyparts (arms legs back etc) as first of all I don't really want that shaved look, and secondly I am not a particularly hairy guy anyhow. I care more about strength than showing off muscle.

Anyhow, the topic progressed to how painful waxing was, and one guy mentioned how he had cut his anal passage whilst shaving it recently. Apparently, to cut a long story short, he is so hairy that he needs to shave out his anal passage, priamrily as a matter of hygene to stop shit clinging to his ass.

He told us "this is commonly done - lots of guys do it" - meanwhile the rest of us listened in disguisted disbelief (and various guys called him a faggott etc).

Has anyone ever heard of such a thing?


So really you're too lazy to diet, so now you're a self proclaimed power lifter.


Yeah Ok ::)            


Be honest, Your BF surprise you with a clean shave butt hole  last night and he wants you to the same but you're too fat to reach your ass and now you need a good argument when you see him tonight as is why it's not cool to shave you cum dumpster?
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 09, 2010, 11:50:49 AM
rust never sleeps

like anyone knows what that's from.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: gib on September 10, 2010, 10:16:37 AM
BAYGYM - any comment?
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Hulkotron on September 10, 2010, 10:19:13 AM
I shave my anal passage perhaps once every two months.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Lundgren on September 10, 2010, 10:19:54 AM
I did once for cleanly ness. Just made my ass really fucking itchy when it grew back.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: johnnynoname on September 10, 2010, 10:20:24 AM
i think my answer is pretty obvious

I used to when I was a dancer/stripper (no homo)

...oh, and this too
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: gib on September 10, 2010, 10:26:39 AM
Just made my ass really fucking itchy when it grew back.

Hillarious (and also an extremely gross thought to visualize).
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: chadstallion on February 07, 2015, 07:38:07 PM
shaft hairs, balls, taint and sides of anal passage.
you never know when someone might want to toss your salad and it helps to be clean fresh and neat.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 07, 2015, 07:55:38 PM
I shave my nutbag and the base of my shaft every once in a while.  I shave the arms, armpits, chest.  My back is not super hairy.  I don't think I'm particularly hairy in the butthole region either.  The next time your mom eats my ass I'll ask her to check it for hair and let me know if I have a problem.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Hulkotron on February 07, 2015, 07:57:33 PM
shaft hairs, balls, taint and sides of anal passage.
you never know when someone might want to toss your salad and it helps to be clean fresh and neat.

What search terms did you use to locate this thread?
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 07, 2015, 08:04:53 PM
Say what you want about bodybuilders, but our grooming habits were ahead of their time, and beyond reproach.

You young guys might not remember it, but women used to have pubic hair. It was disgusting >:(
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2015, 03:12:02 AM
What search terms did you use to locate this thread?
Hahaha was thinking the same thing.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 08, 2015, 03:12:53 AM
(http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/snozzzberries.gif)ANAL PASSAGE OF PEACE(http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/snozzzberries.gif)














(http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny-gifs-dancing-alone1.gif)
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: ritch on February 08, 2015, 03:30:32 AM
Since the rest of me is shaved up, no reason why I would not take care of that area...
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Skorp1o on February 08, 2015, 05:13:24 AM
shaft hairs, balls, taint and sides of anal passage.
you never know when someone might want to toss your salad and it helps to be clean fresh and neat.

^  Solid advice. I'd even wash the are with Issey Miyaki body wash, and apply Channel Blue body lotion so when she goes down there to work her tongue, the working conditions are pleasant.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 08, 2015, 06:19:40 AM
^  Solid advice. I'd even wash the are with Issey Miyaki body wash, and apply Channel Blue body lotion so when she goes down there to work her tongue, the working conditions are pleasant.


If the New York Times were to present advice of this caliber, its circulation wouldn't be in such steep decline.  8)
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: TheShape. on February 08, 2015, 07:02:35 AM
Only if I start to get dingleberries
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 08, 2015, 08:48:29 AM
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Knooger on February 08, 2015, 09:03:28 AM


My anus all bloodied up here.   :D
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 08, 2015, 09:11:50 AM
How the fuck do you spread your cheeks and put a razor down there?
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: da_vinci on February 08, 2015, 09:16:13 AM
How the fuck do you spread your cheeks and put a razor down there?

You are too fat to understand.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 08, 2015, 09:27:40 AM
You are too fat to understand.

Maybe too straight to understand.  ;)
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: ritch on February 08, 2015, 09:31:42 AM
You are too fat to understand.

could always ask any of the lardo's in BMC's thread how they do it???
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: hench on February 08, 2015, 09:38:21 AM
Have done at times, it makes for a much quicker and more efficient wiping experience. No cling ons, none of those little nobules of shit attached to hairs that have to be ripped out,  more economical on bog roll. The pros outweigh the cons for sure
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: chadstallion on February 08, 2015, 11:58:44 AM
What search terms did you use to locate this thread?
in the search box "anal"
pages showing the use of this word
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on February 08, 2015, 12:15:32 PM
i'm pretty damn hairy from the waist down.  have to admit that it IS harder to keep clean when your ass is hairy.  several times i've used a hair-removal gel and was pretty happy with the results.  but it's a pain in the ass (no pun) to keep doing so i just use wet wipes when i'm at home.  just as effective. 

also, yes, shaved it once.  wasn't the goal but, being hairy, i once shaved my whole body just to see what it felt/looked like and went ahead and did that as well.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Skorp1o on February 08, 2015, 12:49:36 PM
i'm pretty damn hairy from the waist down.  have to admit that it IS harder to keep clean when your ass is hairy.  several times i've used a hair-removal gel and was pretty happy with the results.  but it's a pain in the ass (no pun) to keep doing so i just use wet wipes when i'm at home.  just as effective. 

also, yes, shaved it once.  wasn't the goal but, being hairy, i once shaved my whole body just to see what it felt/looked like and went ahead and did that as well.

Did it not tingle/burn your star fish?
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on February 08, 2015, 12:55:41 PM
Did it not tingle/burn your star fish?

meh.. tingled a bit.   the burn was a little like a very mild burn from aftershave on the face.  nothing i'd call painful. 
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 08, 2015, 01:08:41 PM
How the fuck do you spread your cheeks and put a razor down there?

A method I've perfected is to do a Sumo style squat in the shower and reach between your legs from the front.

You'll find you can shave your entire ass this way.

(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1589/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1589-66291.jpg)

You're welcome 8)
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Skorp1o on February 08, 2015, 04:13:43 PM
A method I've perfected is to do a Sumo style squat in the shower and reach between your legs from the front.

You'll find you can shave your entire ass this way.

(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1589/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1589-66291.jpg)

You're welcome 8)

That's my technique. Although I also had an ex who used to shave that area for me....go figure, she like her "working conditions" smooth
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: che on February 08, 2015, 04:23:47 PM
^  Solid advice. I'd even wash the are with Issey Miyaki body wash, and apply Channel Blue body lotion so when she goes down there to work her tongue, the working conditions are pleasant.


X2

My technique

(http://www.contortionhomepage.com/glossary/humknot.jpg)
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: King Shizzo on February 08, 2015, 06:14:33 PM
You guys must be hardcore. What sort of device do you shove into your anal passage, and why do you have hair inside of your anus to begin with?

You might want to get that checked out.............or at least reword the thread better.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Pete Nice on February 08, 2015, 06:33:19 PM
As the great Johnnynoname once said, "always keep your anus hair-free...you never know when a chick might want to eat your ass out"
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: chaos on February 08, 2015, 07:53:51 PM
Gayer than paying a tranny to bang the chick you paid to bang.

And watching.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on February 08, 2015, 09:54:22 PM
Anus shaver, check!
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Primemuscle on February 08, 2015, 10:38:01 PM
Interesting thread.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Skorp1o on February 09, 2015, 01:25:18 AM
Anus shaver, check!

Hi  :D
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 09, 2015, 03:35:03 AM
Interesting thread.

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Post by: Powerlift66 on February 09, 2015, 08:58:41 AM
Ghey thread reported...
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Primemuscle on February 09, 2015, 09:55:17 PM
I wax AND bleach mine.
In other words, I'm the perfect asshole.

Well, I must say this surprised me.

If it isn't too much to ask, why are you so concerned with your poop shoot?
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2015, 12:36:50 AM
Well, I must say this surprised me.

If it isn't too much to ask, why are you so concerned with your poop shoot?

It's Howie W, he's joking.

He's not really waxing and bleaching.
Title: Re: Who here shaves their anal passage? (no homo)
Post by: Primemuscle on February 10, 2015, 04:51:56 PM
It's Howie W, he's joking.

He's not really waxing and bleaching.


I was joking too.