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Title: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: che on September 10, 2010, 10:05:02 AM
110
head 90
hand 10
groin 10
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: LMV on September 10, 2010, 10:13:40 AM

snitches get stitches
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 10, 2010, 10:14:20 AM
Can't stitch steel, boys.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: _bruce_ on September 10, 2010, 10:17:33 AM
Around 30 max.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: CalvinH on September 10, 2010, 10:17:37 AM
Can't stitch steel, boys.


Welding ???
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on September 10, 2010, 10:19:36 AM
I'd say I have about thirty. And I bet Goodrum beats us all, gets his anus stitched about twice a week I'd guess.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 10, 2010, 10:19:54 AM

Welding ???

So you think they are the same thing Calvin?  Would you prefer to have your mouth stitched shut, or welded shut?  ;D
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: CalvinH on September 10, 2010, 10:27:45 AM
So you think they are the same thing Calvin?  Would you prefer to have your mouth stitched shut, or welded shut?  ;D



 :o :o
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: funk51 on September 10, 2010, 10:28:15 AM
3 maybe 4 hundred. lost track
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 10, 2010, 10:32:41 AM


 :o :o

Hypothetically off course...... 8)
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: CalvinH on September 10, 2010, 10:41:01 AM
Hypothetically off course...... 8)



How about we just split a bottle of Southern instead ???
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 10, 2010, 10:42:02 AM


How about we just split a bottle of Southern instead ???

That sounds much more like gentlemen of our ilk.....
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: CalvinH on September 10, 2010, 11:28:00 AM
That sounds much more like gentlemen of our ilk.....



Don't forget some of grammpy's homemade!
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: wes on September 10, 2010, 11:28:02 AM
32
4 neck
8 hand
20 knee
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Tombo on September 10, 2010, 12:01:55 PM
fuck me... 9 .. in my shin lol
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Nails on September 10, 2010, 12:02:56 PM
None... I'm in penetrable
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Tito24 on September 10, 2010, 12:07:40 PM
several stitches on my dick for fucking your sister.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Playboy on September 10, 2010, 12:11:15 PM
None. I give people stitches.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: che on September 10, 2010, 12:15:52 PM
32
4 neck
8 hand
20 knee

I assume ,
knee = surgery
hand = punching a window when you found out your boyfriend cheated on you ;D  j/k
what happened to your neck ?
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: che on September 10, 2010, 12:19:48 PM
None... I'm inpenetrable
That's not what your boyfriend said.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Man of Steel on September 10, 2010, 12:54:23 PM
10 stitches hand
30 staples abdomen
30 staples knee
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on September 10, 2010, 01:41:00 PM
0.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: wes on September 10, 2010, 02:04:42 PM
I assume ,
knee = surgery
hand = punching a window when you found out your boyfriend cheated on you ;D  j/k
what happened to your neck ?
HA HA,very funny!!  :D

Nope,got them all the same day,was pushed from behind through a thick glass table.

Cut my neck,palm of my hand,and got inside and outside stitches on my knee.

Got lotsa` scars where I probably should have been sewn up but when your drunk out of your mind,you tend to not give a shit about trivial stuff!  :)
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 10, 2010, 02:06:39 PM
HA HA,very funny!!  :D

Nope,got them all the same day,was pushed from behind through a thick glass table.

Cut my neck,palm of my hand,and got inside and outside stitches on my knee.

Got lotsa` scars where I probably should have been sewn up but when your drunk out of your mind,you tend to not give a shit about trivial stuff!  :)

Wes, you gotta pay your bookie on time, brother.... ;D
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: wes on September 10, 2010, 02:09:48 PM
Wes, you gotta pay your bookie on time, brother.... ;D
NOW you tell me!!  :)
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Nails on September 10, 2010, 02:10:58 PM
That's not what your boyfriend said.

Is that what he told you when you had his dick in you mouth  ???
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: wes on September 10, 2010, 02:18:29 PM
Watch your mouth convict.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Meso_z on September 10, 2010, 02:19:45 PM
I tore your moms stiches last night.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Luolamies on September 10, 2010, 02:25:37 PM
23

4 above right eye for playing soccer in the kitchen.
15 in the back of the head when i was fighting with this guy and his friend hit me with a bottle from behind...
4 in the knee, surgery this tuesday.

PS. I should have more, but didn't realise at the time that i needed...
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Nails on September 10, 2010, 02:28:39 PM
23

4 above right eye for playing soccer in the kitchen.


PS. I should have more, but didn't realise at the time that i needed...

Thats what you get for playing soccer, if you would be outside in the grass kicking a soccer ball around you would never ever ever get a scratch on you as it not a real manly sport thats why woman and little girls are allowed to play it
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: powermaxx9 on September 10, 2010, 03:10:19 PM
a few dozen from various accidents, assaults, and careless moments  :-[
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: tommywishbone on September 10, 2010, 06:21:27 PM
A shit load.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: benchmstr on September 10, 2010, 07:08:32 PM
the longest i have gone without stitches in the last 6 years was 7 months....i have had a metric shit ton of stiches......

bench
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Princess L on September 10, 2010, 07:14:38 PM
I think about 20 or 30 on the face from a dog attack when I was 10.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Ursus on September 10, 2010, 07:15:02 PM
3
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: benchmstr on September 10, 2010, 07:45:05 PM
I think about 20 or 30 on the face from a dog attack when I was 10.
i had a few from a dog attack not that long ago....on my knee.....

i have 4 in my right calve right now from having a snake bite lanced...

bench
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Princess L on September 10, 2010, 07:46:45 PM
i had a few from a dog attack not that long ago....on my knee.....

i have 4 in my right calve right now from having a snake bite lanced...

bench

 :o

snakes are creepy  :-X
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: benchmstr on September 10, 2010, 07:48:27 PM
:o

snakes are creepy  :-X
i got bit by a copperhead earlier while mowing my yard.....still have the snake!!!...its in a jar that i plan on blowing up with tannerite..

bench
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: ThaRealist on September 10, 2010, 08:14:57 PM
50 stitches in different spots on my head...Stitches in several parts of my body not sure the count
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: SgtSpar on September 10, 2010, 09:46:20 PM
8 under my jawline from getting it broken in a fight when I was 15
8 more on the inside of my mouth on the other side from the same injury
20 or so on the inside of my foot after being cut by a chainsaw
8 after surgery on my ankle after a truck hit me on my motorcycle
3 from being stabbed in the kidney
3 from being stabbed in the back higher up
I think I had more somewhere but I can't remember now

Che, how the hell did you get so many in your head?
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: HTexan on September 10, 2010, 09:50:47 PM
none i used duct tape. ;D
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: George Whorewell on September 11, 2010, 05:30:46 AM
20 on my left eye
10 on the inside of my right eye
5 in my forehead

50 in my right knee
10 in my left knee

8 in my middle finger from knuckle to palm
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: G_Thang on September 11, 2010, 05:45:15 AM
110
head 90
hand 10
groin 10

i see your little foul Argentine mouth has gotten you a couple of a$$ whippings.

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Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: spinnis on September 11, 2010, 06:15:49 AM
Cant wait until mcanus enter the threads with his 5000 stiches from all his deadly wars
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: SgtSpar on September 11, 2010, 06:48:33 AM
Cant wait until mcanus enter the threads with his 5000 stiches from all his deadly wars

Not to mention the numerous ass stitchings.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: spinnis on September 11, 2010, 07:03:15 AM
Not to mention the numerous ass stitchings.

thats the deadly wars I was talking about
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: che on September 11, 2010, 07:10:52 AM

Che, how the hell did you get so many in your head?

TBI from a motorcycle accident (no helmet )
 


Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Fury on September 11, 2010, 07:12:41 AM
About 40. Most in my heel and the rest in my leg and arm.
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: CalvinH on September 11, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
About 40. Most in my heel and the rest in my leg and arm.



I told you I had dogs and not to tresspass >:(
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: che on September 11, 2010, 07:31:01 AM

3 from being stabbed in the kidney
3 from being stabbed in the back higher up



What happened ?

Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Fury on September 11, 2010, 07:32:05 AM


I told you I had dogs and not to tresspass >:(

;D
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: Tito24 on September 11, 2010, 07:42:11 AM
my boyfriend is a very rough guy
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: SgtSpar on September 11, 2010, 04:55:35 PM
What happened ?



I was bouncing and got in a fight with some crazy meth addict that wouldn't pay one of our girls the $7 he owed her.  He went nuts on me so I slammed him over our pool table and I was holding him down to keep him from swinging.  His brother ran out of the crowd and stabbed me twice.  I didn't even know it until one of the other guys told me.  I didn't feel anything except a couple of quick hits in the back.  SS was there working with me that night. 
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: SS on September 16, 2010, 03:45:50 PM
I was bouncing and got in a fight with some crazy meth addict that wouldn't pay one of our girls the $7 he owed her.  He went nuts on me so I slammed him over our pool table and I was holding him down to keep him from swinging.  His brother ran out of the crowd and stabbed me twice.  I didn't even know it until one of the other guys told me.  I didn't feel anything except a couple of quick hits in the back.  SS was there working with me that night. 
Still have nightmares bout that night.


Now what happen to the guy that stabbed you is another story.



Member seeing that peace of shit in court?...............Just glad you're alright, well at least physically ;)
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: newmom on September 16, 2010, 04:33:23 PM
28 under my eye...

Playing ball at 4 years old. Walked right into a swinging baseball bat

nickname in grammer school..scarface :'(
Title: Re: How many stitches do you have ?
Post by: benchmstr on September 16, 2010, 04:37:52 PM
Still have nightmares bout that night.


Now what happen to the guy that stabbed you is another story.



Member seeing that peace of shit in court?...............Just glad you're alright, well at least physically ;)