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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: Butterbean on September 13, 2010, 06:50:50 AM
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SINGLES LIVE ALONE IN SAFETY WITH AID OF SIMPLE DECEPTION
DEAR ABBY: "Cautious Bachelorette" (July 16) asked you how she should respond to a workman who asks if she lives alone. Having worked 30 years in a maximum security prison, I can assure your readers that criminals gravitate toward jobs that provide access to people's homes as a way of scouting victims, so "Bachelorette's" concern is well-founded.
I advise single women to keep a few articles of men's clothing, such as a jacket, work boots and other items, visible in their homes. They can be purchased inexpensively at a yard sale or local thrift shop. When a stranger is invited into her home, she can simply pick up one of the articles stating, "Here, let me get John's coat out of your way." It does provide a very real deterrent to criminals or others looking for a single woman to victimize. -- RONALD A., WASHINGTON STATE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS (RETIRED)
DEAR RONALD: My readers agreed that setting the stage (with an invisible housemate) is an effective way to give the impression to outsiders that you do not live alone. Read on:
DEAR ABBY: Take a suggestion from a senior citizen who has lived alone for many years -- and it applies not only to females, but also to males of any age. Singles should purchase articles of the opposite sex and display them prominently in their homes so they can be seen by any stranger who comes into their homes. That way, the question, "Do you live alone?" doesn't come up. -- SAFE SENIOR CITIZEN IN THE SOUTH
DEAR ABBY: I would recommend "Cautious Bachelorette" purchase a male beta fish. They take very little time and energy to care for. Name him Fred, or some other masculine name. That way, when she's asked if she lives alone, she can honestly say, "No. Fred lives with me." If people inquire deeper, she can say that they have a close one-on-one relationship, and he is very dependable. She could even add that he is a professional swimmer without fibbing. That way she will be able to have a truthful reply for any who ask. -- FRED'S HOUSEMATE
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Or plan B.....keep a bat under your bed and in your front closet.
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Or plan B.....keep a bat under your bed and in your front closet.
I know of plenty single women in the southern part of the US whose housemate is a loaded gun...or two.
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if a criminal wants to break in he will, regardless if there is a mans coat on the couch. Best defense is a good offense. FIREPOWER. Hell She could say that she goes to the shooting range and is hitting center mass regularly.
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if a criminal wants to break in he will, regardless if there is a mans coat on the couch. Best defense is a good offense. FIREPOWER. Hell She could say that she goes to the shooting range and is hitting center mass regularly.
not just going to the range....tactical classes are cheap...handgun tactics arent taught in CHL classes....whats the good of being a good shot if the weapon is taken away from you before you can pull the trigger...same with pepperspray, impact weapons(bats, etc)....just having them isnt enough...
so if you are going to get a gun learn some tactics...mainly house, and building clearing....it shouldnt take more than a 2 day course to learn this..
bench
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in around 6 mo my girl and i will have our own place...
4 german sheps...trained to attack in german...on command
done.....we know the breeder..its $5-to-7k a pup...but they r the best of the best....obedient and extremely aggressive...
you fuck with my girl...my love..my reason for existing....i want u dead...period...done
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in around 6 mo my girl and i will have our own place...
4 german sheps...trained to attack in german...on command
done.....we know the breeder..its $5-to-7k a pup...but they r the best of the best....obedient and extremely aggressive...
you fuck with my girl...my love..my reason for existing....i want u dead...period...done
a big obedient inside dog is likely the best thing you can have...my dog will slaughter anybody that even looks at my house...
most people will just have a weapon taken away from them before they can use it anyways...
bench
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not just going to the range....tactical classes are cheap...handgun tactics arent taught in CHL classes....whats the good of being a good shot if the weapon is taken away from you before you can pull the trigger...same with pepperspray, impact weapons(bats, etc)....just having them isnt enough...
so if you are going to get a gun learn some tactics...mainly house, and building clearing....it shouldnt take more than a 2 day course to learn this..
bench
what i meant was that she could say something along those lines while at work. gives the perp something to think about first, instead of some lame ass jacket that is laying around.
Dog(s) would be great
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what i meant was that she could say something along those lines while at work. gives the perp something to think about first, instead of some lame ass jacket that is laying around.
Dog(s) would be great
i highlighted the flaw....why would a man listen to a woman when she speaks?
bench
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I keep a gun under my pillow. :D
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in around 6 mo my girl and i will have our own place...
4 german sheps...trained to attack in german...on command
done.....we know the breeder..its $5-to-7k a pup...but they r the best of the best....obedient and extremely aggressive...
you fuck with my girl...my love..my reason for existing....i want u dead...period...done
Do you speak German?
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4 german sheps...
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Or plan B.....keep a bat under your bed and in your front closet.
Great, batshit allover the place :P
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i highlighted the flaw....why would a man listen to a woman when she speaks?
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LOL, Dude you are soooo skating on thin ice. :-\
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i highlighted the flaw....why would a man listen to a woman when she speaks?
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Because it might warn you of the shot that comes next. ;)
...you know I still luv ya tho...right? :-*
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Great, batshit allover the place :P
Ya, but it works :)
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Do you speak German?
the last 2 german sheps my girl had both understood commands only in german...i dont speak german but a few commands is all i need to know
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a big obedient inside dog is likely the best thing you can have...my dog will slaughter anybody that even looks at my house...
i'd have peace of mind knowing that my dogs r with my girl when i'm away :)
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the last 2 german sheps my girl had both understood commands only in german...i dont speak german but a few commands is all i need to know
Cool!
But that won't do you any good if a Dark Elf(Drow) breaks in and cuts your tongue off from a distance with his whip before you can utter a command to your dogs. :(
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Just pay this guy to watch your house.
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the last 2 german sheps my girl had both understood commands only in german...i dont speak german but a few commands is all i need to know
That's pretty cool. I know a few people that train their dogs in their native tongue just so they only obey the language speaker.
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Razor wire and claymores in the trees around your house! >:(