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Title: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Nails on September 14, 2010, 02:26:19 PM
into his co-workers water bottle that she then proceeded to drink to the last drop.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/14/michael-lallana-water-alleged-bottle-whack-job-pled-not-guilty-arraigned-glora-allred/ (http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/14/michael-lallana-water-alleged-bottle-whack-job-pled-not-guilty-arraigned-glora-allred/)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/09/14/091410-water-bottle-tmz-2-credit.jpg)

We just received a press release from the O.C. District Attorney ... about a man who was just arrested "after ejaculating two times into female co-worker's water bottle while at work."

According to officials, the alleged wackjob waltzed into his co-worker's office in January and flogged the dolphin into her water bottle ... which she later unsuspectingly drank. Officials claim she threw the water bottle away after feeling "sick and irritated."

Three months later, officials say the alleged victim and the suspect were both transferred to another branch ... and dude pulled the schtick all over again and the lady drank the water ... again. Only this time, when the woman felt sick ... she saved the bottle and sent it to a private lab for testing.

According to officials, the tests confirmed "that the water bottle contained semen" ... and investigators later connected the DNA to the suspect. The alleged wanker was arrested early this morning.

If convicted ... dude could go behind bars, where he might get a taste of his own medicine.


The guy who allegedly pulled the ol' 5-knuckle shuffle into his female co-worker's water bottle -- which she then unknowingly DRANK -- just pled not guilty to a handful of charges during his arraignment in Orange County.

As we previously reported, 31-year-old Michael Lallana has been charged with six misdemeanors, including two counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault.

After the hearing, Gloria Allred said the alleged 0914_allred_presser_smal l
victim/client was "horrified, disgusted and emotionally traumatized"

All Micheal had to do was buy her a couple rounds of tequila shots and im sure she would have been glad to swallow his babys
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Wiggs on September 14, 2010, 02:28:02 PM
into his co-workers water bottle that she then proceeded to drink to the last drop.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/14/michael-lallana-water-alleged-bottle-whack-job-pled-not-guilty-arraigned-glora-allred/ (http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/14/michael-lallana-water-alleged-bottle-whack-job-pled-not-guilty-arraigned-glora-allred/)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/09/14/091410-water-bottle-tmz-2-credit.jpg)

The guy who allegedly pulled the ol' 5-knuckle shuffle into his female co-worker's water bottle -- which she then unknowingly DRANK -- just pled not guilty to a handful of charges during his arraignment in Orange County.

As we previously reported, 31-year-old Michael Lallana has been charged with six misdemeanors, including two counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault.

After the hearing, Gloria Allred said the alleged 0914_allred_presser_smal l
victim/client was "horrified, disgusted and emotionally traumatized"

All Micheal had to do was buy her a couple rounds of tequila shots and im sure she would have been glad to swallow his babys

lol.....c u n t probably deserved it.
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: myt1 on September 14, 2010, 02:33:33 PM
Great comment from the link "Quit picking on her, I like her style. She seems like she's full of spunk."

 ;D

So if she didn't notice it how did they find out he did it?
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 14, 2010, 02:34:28 PM
I don't see what the problem is here.
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: 240 is Back on September 14, 2010, 02:34:57 PM
i dont know which of the 2 is more owned.
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: myt1 on September 14, 2010, 02:38:20 PM
found out how this all came (PTP  :P) about...........


We just received a press release from the O.C. District Attorney ... about a man who was just arrested "after ejaculating two times into female co-worker's water bottle while at work."

According to officials, the alleged wackjob waltzed into his co-worker's office in January and flogged the dolphin into her water bottle ... which she later unsuspectingly drank. Officials claim she threw the water bottle away after feeling "sick and irritated."

Three months later, officials say the alleged victim and the suspect were both transferred to another branch ... and dude pulled the schtick all over again and the lady drank the water ... again. Only this time, when the woman felt sick ... she saved the bottle and sent it to a private lab for testing.

According to officials, the tests confirmed "that the water bottle contained semen" ... and investigators later connected the DNA to the suspect. The alleged wanker was arrested early this morning.

If convicted ... dude could go behind bars, where he might get a taste of his own medicine.
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: flexingtonsteele on September 14, 2010, 02:40:07 PM
get off your high horses fellow getbiggers.

im pretty sure we've all here have sprayed some man seeds into a co-workers water bottle before.

geez...............
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Wiggs on September 14, 2010, 02:40:34 PM
found out how this all came (PTP  :P) about...........


We just received a press release from the O.C. District Attorney ... about a man who was just arrested "after ejaculating two times into female co-worker's water bottle while at work."

According to officials, the alleged wackjob waltzed into his co-worker's office in January and flogged the dolphin into her water bottle ... which she later unsuspectingly drank. Officials claim she threw the water bottle away after feeling "sick and irritated."

Three months later, officials say the alleged victim and the suspect were both transferred to another branch ... and dude pulled the schtick all over again and the lady drank the water ... again. Only this time, when the woman felt sick ... she saved the bottle and sent it to a private lab for testing.

According to officials, the tests confirmed "that the water bottle contained semen" ... and investigators later connected the DNA to the suspect. The alleged wanker was arrested early this morning.

If convicted ... dude could go behind bars, where he might get a taste of his own medicine.


Or a taste of someone else medicine.... :-X
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Nails on September 14, 2010, 02:46:25 PM
thats why i only drink bottled water... by the way... when i jack off in the toilet bowl i always notice it floating around, i never let it just sit there as i always flush it right away don't want my Girlfriend thinking im watching porn, but does sperm dissolve in water  ???
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Wiggs on September 14, 2010, 02:52:12 PM
thats why i only drink bottled water... by the way... when i jack off in the toilet bowl i always notice it floating around, i never let it just sit there as i always flush it right away don't want my Girlfriend thinking im watching porn, but does sperm dissolve in water  ???

Sperm and semen are two different things...Semen, the white stuff is used to transport the sperm (you can't see).
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Master Blaster on September 14, 2010, 02:57:13 PM
I'm rubbing one off right now.

 8)
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Wiggs on September 14, 2010, 02:58:23 PM
I'm rubbing one off right now.

 8)

DAVE :D.............. ;D
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 14, 2010, 03:06:17 PM
into his co-workers water bottle that she then proceeded to drink to the last drop.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/14/michael-lallana-water-alleged-bottle-whack-job-pled-not-guilty-arraigned-glora-allred/ (http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/14/michael-lallana-water-alleged-bottle-whack-job-pled-not-guilty-arraigned-glora-allred/)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/09/14/091410-water-bottle-tmz-2-credit.jpg)

We just received a press release from the O.C. District Attorney ... about a man who was just arrested "after ejaculating two times into female co-worker's water bottle while at work."

According to officials, the alleged wackjob waltzed into his co-worker's office in January and flogged the dolphin into her water bottle ... which she later unsuspectingly drank. Officials claim she threw the water bottle away after feeling "sick and irritated."

Three months later, officials say the alleged victim and the suspect were both transferred to another branch ... and dude pulled the schtick all over again and the lady drank the water ... again. Only this time, when the woman felt sick ... she saved the bottle and sent it to a private lab for testing.

According to officials, the tests confirmed "that the water bottle contained semen" ... and investigators later connected the DNA to the suspect. The alleged wanker was arrested early this morning.

If convicted ... dude could go behind bars, where he might get a taste of his own medicine.


The guy who allegedly pulled the ol' 5-knuckle shuffle into his female co-worker's water bottle -- which she then unknowingly DRANK -- just pled not guilty to a handful of charges during his arraignment in Orange County.

As we previously reported, 31-year-old Michael Lallana has been charged with six misdemeanors, including two counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault.

After the hearing, Gloria Allred said the alleged 0914_allred_presser_smal l
victim/client was "horrified, disgusted and emotionally traumatized"

All Micheal had to do was buy her a couple rounds of tequila shots and im sure she would have been glad to swallow his babys

Thats not Chaos.
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: The_Punisher on September 14, 2010, 03:23:29 PM
she better prayed that cum is not HIV/GONORHEA/SYPHILIS infected
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: fathead on September 14, 2010, 03:28:21 PM
blow a load in my water bottle once, shame on you

blow a load in my water bottle twice, shame on me
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Nails on September 14, 2010, 03:30:13 PM
I mean she should be happy, he was the reason she was allowed to go home early from work twice
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Option D on September 14, 2010, 03:31:31 PM
so this bitch never swallowed before  ::)
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Wiggs on September 14, 2010, 03:34:01 PM
blow a load in my water bottle once, shame on you

blow a load in my water bottle twice, shame on me

lol
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Nails on September 14, 2010, 05:02:42 PM
too bad that dike gloria allred doesnt have a man working in her firm so they can hand her a nice cold rickjohnson's natural spring bottled water
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: 225for70 on September 14, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
I'm rubbing one off right now.

 8)
\


Hi PUMphard
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Wiggs on September 14, 2010, 05:09:32 PM
too bad that dike gloria allred doesnt have a man working in her firm so they can hand her a nice cold rickjohnson's natural spring bottled water

That c u n t Allred is a man hater and deserves to be stoned! >:(
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 14, 2010, 05:10:23 PM
She looks like kim basinger, and I wouldn't mind giving her one of my own cocktails.

 :)
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: tendonitis on September 14, 2010, 05:11:38 PM
let he who hasn't cranked one out at work throw the first stone

sometimes that's the only thing that gets me through the day
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: chaos on September 14, 2010, 05:13:23 PM
I'm rubbing one off right now.

 8)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=348340.0;attach=382757;image)
Seems like the kind of hand that belongs to a guy that bribes other men to jerk his chain. :-X
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: Andy Griffin on September 14, 2010, 06:21:26 PM
As someone mentioned above, I don't see what the problem is.

I thought maybe Karl Kox was the perpetrator, but the headline is "rub one out" not "crack one off"

If women stayed home in the kitchen where they belong this wouldn't have happened.  The guy makes a laudable attempt at honest social engineering and this is the thanks he gets.  No wonder the entrepreneurial spirit is dying.
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: funk51 on September 15, 2010, 10:14:58 AM
As someone mentioned above, I don't see what the problem is.

I thought maybe Karl Kox was the perpetrator, but the headline is "rub one out" not "crack one off"

If women stayed home in the kitchen where they belong this wouldn't have happened.  The guy makes a laudable attempt at honest social engineering and this is the thanks he gets.  No wonder the entrepreneurial spirit is dying.
good one karl kox  also came to my mind  when i heard this.
Title: Re: Guy in Orange County, Ca. decides to RUB ONE OUT at work...
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 15, 2010, 10:18:10 AM
Just imagine her boyfriend/husband having to deal with that.   that's a deal breaker....