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Title: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: tallgerman on September 16, 2010, 06:04:29 PM
Seriously id be ripped in a week or 2!
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: benchmstr on September 16, 2010, 07:02:22 PM
Seriously id be ripped in a week or 2!
have you tried removing the fat manually....with a knife and scraper?

bench
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: Montague on September 16, 2010, 07:14:03 PM
External lipid catabolism:

You can literally melt fat from the exterior of your body using a propane torch, but only if you first prime the fat cells by ingesting at least 37oz of laundry detergent inside of a closed garage of the correct temperature, which is regulated by running your car engine for the appropriate length of time.

Make adjustments as needed.
If done properly, you won’t feel a thing in the end.

Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: benchmstr on September 16, 2010, 07:32:01 PM
External lipid catabolism:

You can literally melt fat from the exterior of your body using a propane torch, but only if you first prime the fat cells by ingesting at least 37oz of laundry detergent inside of a closed garage of the correct temperature, which is regulated by running your car engine for the appropriate length of time.

Make adjustments as needed.
If done properly, you won’t feel a thing in the end.


ok, stop...i cant keep this up....stop lying to him...

its 42oz of a laundry detergent mixed with cat pee(which makes it 81oz)...while sucking on a garden hose attached to the tail pipe of a running car in a well sealed area...

bench
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: Montague on September 16, 2010, 07:38:44 PM
ok, stop...i cant keep this up....stop lying to him...

its 42oz of a laundry detergent mixed with cat pee(which makes it 81oz)...while sucking on a garden hose attached to the tail pipe of a running car in a well sealed area...

bench


Dammit, don't give away everything...
We paid $80.00 for that seminar!

Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: benchmstr on September 16, 2010, 07:41:46 PM

Dammit, don't give away everything...
We paid $80.00 for that seminar!


we should put on our own seminar!!!!!!

bench
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: Master Blaster on September 16, 2010, 09:35:39 PM
have you tried removing the fat manually....with a knife and scraper?

bench


 ;D
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: Montague on September 17, 2010, 04:12:48 AM
we should put on our own seminar!!!!!!

bench


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Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: tallgerman on September 17, 2010, 09:48:51 AM
have you tried removing the fat manually....with a knife and scraper?

bench

Now if I could grow like Bench's back and nose hair.....wooo wee that would be a spectacular!
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: tallgerman on September 17, 2010, 09:50:17 AM
External lipid catabolism:

You can literally melt fat from the exterior of your body using a propane torch, but only if you first prime the fat cells by ingesting at least 37oz of laundry detergent inside of a closed garage of the correct temperature, which is regulated by running your car engine for the appropriate length of time.

Make adjustments as needed.
If done properly, you won’t feel a thing in the end.


Wait the hose goes where on your mom?
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: tallgerman on September 17, 2010, 09:50:54 AM

 ;D


Are those sets of 20 workin yet??
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: tallgerman on September 17, 2010, 09:52:43 AM
I think they should investigate moving back hair from Bench onto his head.  Put hair club for men outa business!
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: benchmstr on September 17, 2010, 11:42:26 AM
Now if I could grow like Bench's back and nose hair.....wooo wee that would be a spectacular!
bench's back hair is lasered off every 2 years.........no nose hair problems to speak of...

bench
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: tallgerman on September 22, 2010, 11:51:40 PM
laser costs how much these days?
Title: Re: How can I get my muscles n definition to grow like my fingernails and beard?
Post by: tallgerman on November 13, 2010, 05:18:03 AM
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