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Title: Schmoe - what is it - am I a schmoe if...
Post by: Croatch on September 21, 2010, 01:39:49 PM
you attend the Expo and take pictures of the schmoes?

I have a new camera and can't think of a more entertaining crowd.  Plus, $15 entry may equal many free supplements that don't work.
Are they handing out more free supplements with the new $15 charge to enter?

Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Master Blaster on September 21, 2010, 01:45:52 PM
you attend the Expo and take pictures of the schmoes?

I have a new camera and can't think of a more entertaining crowd.  Plus, $15 entry may equal many free supplements that don't work.
Are they handing out more free supplements with the new $15 charge to enter?



DO IT!!!!!

That could be legenday.   8)
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: johnnynoname on September 21, 2010, 01:46:54 PM
i would do it just to talk to "booth girls" who wouldn't, normally, give me the time of day because i'm not rich
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: mass 04 on September 21, 2010, 01:47:16 PM
you attend the Expo and take pictures of the schmoes?

I have a new camera and can't think of a more entertaining crowd.  Plus, $15 entry may equal many free supplements that don't work.
Are they handing out more free supplements with the new $15 charge to enter?


Only if it is accompanied by a hardcore Creed soundtrack!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: CalvinH on September 21, 2010, 01:49:14 PM
you attend the Expo and take pictures of the schmoes?

I have a new camera and can't think of a more entertaining crowd.  Plus, $15 entry may equal many free supplements that don't work.
Are they handing out more free supplements with the new $15 charge to enter?





Make sure you wear a sleevless shirt!
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: tendonitis on September 21, 2010, 01:53:46 PM
Do it man!! 
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Master Blaster on September 21, 2010, 02:41:46 PM
Only if it is accompanied by a hardcore Creed soundtrack!!!!!!!

Top dollar.   :o
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: LatsMcGee on September 21, 2010, 02:42:55 PM
Get in the mirror and start working on your thumbs up pose, you're going to have to bring your A game. 
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: BayGBM on September 21, 2010, 03:01:20 PM
you attend the Expo and take pictures of the schmoes?

I have a new camera and can't think of a more entertaining crowd.  Plus, $15 entry may equal many free supplements that don't work.
Are they handing out more free supplements with the new $15 charge to enter?

if you are spending money to be in the audience at a muscle show then it is schmoeing! No matter how one tries to justify it.  ;)
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: benchmstr on September 21, 2010, 03:03:56 PM
if you are spending money to be in the audience at a muscle show then it is schmoeing! No matter how one tries to justify it.  ;)
what if you just go to the expo to hook up with random fitness ho's?

bench
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Flexb on September 21, 2010, 03:17:16 PM
what if you just go to the expo to hook up with random fitness ho's?

bench

Been there done that  ;D
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Croatch on September 21, 2010, 03:48:24 PM
Looks like I may be hitting up this Expo.
Lookout schmoes, you're about to be outed.

Fitness girls aren't worth the nut in my sack.  All fake bs.  Disgusting human beings with their clenbuterol addiction, fake tits, and warped sense of accomplishment in competing in a show nobody cares about.
 ;)
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: willl on September 21, 2010, 03:50:03 PM
if you are spending money to be in the audience at a muscle show then it is schmoeing! No matter how one tries to justify it.  ;)

my friend you are missing the point again
there is a great difference between a schmoe and a straight fan of bodybuilding

a schmoe is sexually interested in bodybuilders

an attending fan/visitor/bodybuilder/gym rat is interested in bodybuilding and/or fitness, period.

you are watching this whole bbing scene through a gay lens thats why you cant make up the difference between the two of them
infact i believe you just dont want this clear distinction to exist

clear up your head, you're doing this because you feel alone in this world, alone and miserable
the fantasy generalisation thing you got going on in your mind about the whole bbing world being gay will never be
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Lundgren on September 21, 2010, 04:19:58 PM
what if you just go to the expo to hook up with random fitness ho's?

bench
Going after schmoehoe's is just as bad.
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Army of One on September 21, 2010, 04:22:37 PM
Anybody want to get some After Party shots/live iphone facetime footage of the freaks so we can laugh at them in real time?
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: willl on September 21, 2010, 04:29:06 PM
Anybody want to get some After Party shots/live iphone facetime footage of the freaks so we can laugh at them in real time?

Not really, no.

To avoid them like pest would be a better way to spend your time.
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Flexb on September 21, 2010, 04:36:49 PM
I went twice when I was young. Had a blast at 22 years old at the Arnolds. Went again at 27 and it sucked ass. The industry has changed. It's a whole bunch of self appointed guru's, schmoes and butt fukin ugly wannabe fitness models running wild. Back then there were real models, REAL industry people and pro's that actually carried them self like pro's. Now you have grape fruit fukers, nasty girl who think they're actually celebrities and all of these people that look like pie eating contest champs who are apparent industry experts schmoeing it up. It's a disgusting scene. I will never go again.
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Master Blaster on September 21, 2010, 04:39:03 PM
I went twice when I was young. Had a blast at 22 years old at the Arnolds. Went again at 27 and it sucked ass. The industry has changed. It's a whole bunch of self appointed guru's, schmoes and butt fukin ugly wannabe fitness models running wild. Back then there were real models, REAL industry people and pro's that actually carried them self like pro's. Now you have grape fruit fukers, nasty girl who think they're actually celebrities and all of these people that look like pie eating contest champs who are apparent industry experts schmoeing it up. It's a disgusting scene. I will never go again.

Wow...just wow.  I am litteraly sitting at the computer with tears running down my face.
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: benchmstr on September 21, 2010, 04:40:48 PM
Been there done that  ;D
its the only reason worth going....riding back home on the airplane smelling like patron, and pussy ;D

bench
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Flexb on September 21, 2010, 04:42:17 PM
Wow...just wow.  I am litteraly sitting at the computer with tears running down my face.

Put it this way. When I went at 27 years old with 2 great friends. We stayed IN our hotel room on the Saturday night and ordered pizza and watched a movie on TV. We went out the 2 nights before and it was mostly guys, schmoes/homo's and the odd nasty chick. This was the Arnold's mind you so in VEgas you will have local people that will hopefully balance out the losers from non losers. If it were solely industry people I would tell you to go somewhere else.
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Mobil on September 21, 2010, 04:48:31 PM
so true flex.. last pro show i went to was the europa 2007.. had some fag schmoe(skinny with glasses) beg to feel my arms.... i was in shock.........havent been to one since.. we saw a bber getting rubbed down and moaning in the bathroom as well... quite disgusting.. but when i went to  a pro show back in 2001, it was completely different experience....
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: benchmstr on September 21, 2010, 04:53:12 PM
Put it this way. When I went at 27 years old with 2 great friends. We stayed IN our hotel room on the Saturday night and ordered pizza and watched a movie on TV. We went out the 2 nights before and it was mostly guys, schmoes/homo's and the odd nasty chick. This was the Arnold's mind you so in VEgas you will have local people that will hopefully balance out the losers from non losers. If it were solely industry people I would tell you to go somewhere else.
the supplement companies hire a lot of strippers for the olympia expo...

benc
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: che on September 21, 2010, 04:55:48 PM
I did it  :-X
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Flexb on September 21, 2010, 04:58:29 PM
I did it  :-X

haha, I had a friend at the Arnolds that awful 2nd time I went and he sat there taking pics of some creepy schmoe who was alone sitting down at the entrance outside the main room taking pics of bodybuilders walking by at random. The schmoe saw us laughing and taking pics of him and he bolted.
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Croatch on September 21, 2010, 05:01:05 PM
I went twice when I was young. Had a blast at 22 years old at the Arnolds. Went again at 27 and it sucked ass. The industry has changed. It's a whole bunch of self appointed guru's, schmoes and butt fukin ugly wannabe fitness models running wild. Back then there were real models, REAL industry people and pro's that actually carried them self like pro's. Now you have grape fruit fukers, nasty girl who think they're actually celebrities and all of these people that look like pie eating contest champs who are apparent industry experts schmoeing it up. It's a disgusting scene. I will never go again.
Exactly why I'm going.  Even at a circus, you can't find such amusing tools.
Everyone on this board will be treated to shots of schmoes by the Croatch.
No charge....except for shots of Lou "mutedeafdumb" Ferrigno
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: BayGBM on September 21, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
what if you just go to the expo to hook up with random fitness ho's?

bench

You don't have to go to a bodybuilding show to do that. 8)
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: benchmstr on September 21, 2010, 07:35:05 PM
You don't have to go to a bodybuilding show to do that. 8)
i just go to the expo's....i never go to the shows...

bench
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: Red Hook on September 21, 2010, 07:53:55 PM
it's only schmoeing if you take a new camera that you bought just for this occasion..."men in thong"

have fun taking your pics
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: BayGBM on September 21, 2010, 08:19:28 PM
it's only schmoeing if you take a new camera that you bought just for this occasion..."men in thong"

have fun taking your pics


x2  ;D
Title: Re: Is it considered schmoeing if....
Post by: saucetradomous on September 21, 2010, 08:33:10 PM
make sure you wear a shirt with your patented phrase

-fake tits and drugs make this "sport"
Title: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on June 14, 2011, 01:23:52 PM
What is your definition of a SCHMOE??

Schmoe: Getting dressed up/hair done and stopping by the gym to do a couple of sets of bicep curls so your arms look BIG at the club.

Title: Re: Schmoe
Post by: io856 on June 14, 2011, 01:24:44 PM
that seems like a douchebag
Title: Re: Schmoe
Post by: Dipadidu on June 14, 2011, 01:24:54 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Schmoe
Post by: dr.chimps on June 14, 2011, 01:25:47 PM
Schmoe: Getting dressed up/hair done and stopping by the gym to do a couple of sets of bicep curls so your arms look BIG at the club.
Pfft. Getbiggers always have a loaded E-Z curl in the trunk just to make any entrance.
Title: Re: Schmoe
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on June 14, 2011, 01:30:05 PM
Pfft. Getbiggers always have a loaded E-Z curl in the trunk just to make any entrance.
;D or a 25 lb dumbell on the passenger seat floor of their car.
Title: Re: Schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on June 14, 2011, 01:34:19 PM
that seems like a douchebag

this

a "schmoe" is the guy who pays for any video's or used underwear from that guy
Title: Re: Schmoe
Post by: ChopperRider on June 14, 2011, 01:37:43 PM
Guys I know went to a filming of that TV show "Pinks - All Out" where cars drag race against each other.

During the breaks in filming, the bald dude that was the host (Rich Christensen) would continually do sets of fast push-ups to pump up his arms, then check them in a mirror, right before the camera would start rolling.

A true GetBigger.......
Title: Re: Schmoe
Post by: io856 on June 14, 2011, 01:45:07 PM
fyi that clip is not intended for a heterosexual audience

so are you outing yourself as a schmoe on the g&o?
Title: Re: Schmoe
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 14, 2011, 02:38:28 PM
A Schmoe is anyone who pays for "training" video's/magazines. As if you're really gonna learn something. A super Schmoe is someone who not only buys the video's but tells everyone online about how many they have.
Title: how does one become a "schmoe"?
Post by: JediTerminator on June 06, 2013, 10:47:30 AM
are you one if you jacked to this vid?

http://www.nutrex.com/videos/Larissa_Reis/Larissa_Blog70.asp
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on June 06, 2013, 11:40:57 AM
(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/302806_263977377058500_978723116_n.jpg)(http://www.getbig.com/news/2006-01/060112geraldo05.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/curt_james/IronMag/Super-DMZ/aug24-22.jpg)(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=304122.0;attach=477567;image)
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: BikiniSlut on June 06, 2013, 11:52:36 AM
Siouxcountry. A schmoe that takes advantage of idiotic women.

A vile and disgusting human being.

Not to mention a whiny little baby. I look forward to the downfall of his "forum".
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 06, 2013, 12:36:50 PM
Def MOB

Or Curt James

Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on June 06, 2013, 12:43:01 PM
Siouxcountry. A schmoe that takes advantage of idiotic women.

A vile and disgusting human being.

Not to mention a whiny little baby. I look forward to the downfall of his "forum".
+1 have he ever posted a pic
I bet he is a fat short ugly and smelly old man
Title: Re: how does one become a "schmoe"?
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 06, 2013, 12:47:04 PM
are you one if you jacked to this vid?

http://www.nutrex.com/videos/Larissa_Reis/Larissa_Blog70.asp

Not really. Those chicks don't look bad from behind, especially the one in shorts. What kind of gym lets you train like that though?
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: arce1988 on June 06, 2013, 05:20:39 PM
(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130323213350-joe-weider-story-top.jpg)
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: arce1988 on June 11, 2013, 01:33:07 PM
(http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/858577454.jpg)
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: tacobender on June 11, 2013, 01:34:32 PM
THE MAYOR IS A PERFECT DEFINITION OF A SCHMOE!!!
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: Skeletor on June 11, 2013, 01:38:22 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=259471.0;attach=300289;image) (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=259471.0;attach=300292;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=259471.0;attach=300419;image) (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=259471.0;attach=300295;image)

Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: arce1988 on June 11, 2013, 01:39:19 PM
http://www.competenetwork.com/blogs/417-hello-from-ken-hunt-steel-gym-nyc
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 11, 2013, 01:40:14 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=259471.0;attach=300289;image) (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=259471.0;attach=300292;image)

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this guy is even worse than the Mayor
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: Hulkotron on June 11, 2013, 01:42:02 PM
Does he post here?
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on June 11, 2013, 01:43:01 PM
this guy is even worse than the Mayor

Creepy bastard
Title: Re: What is your definition of a SCHMOE??
Post by: Pet shop boys on June 12, 2013, 07:11:22 AM
Does he post here?

I think they all do.



WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Schmoe - what is it - am I a schmoe if...
Post by: ukjeff on June 12, 2013, 07:19:25 AM
Quote
my friend you are missing the point again
there is a great difference between a schmoe and a straight fan of bodybuilding

a schmoe is sexually interested in bodybuilders

an attending fan/visitor/bodybuilder/gym rat is interested in bodybuilding and/or fitness, period.

Lol at the closet schmo.
Title: Re: Schmoe - what is it - am I a schmoe if...
Post by: Papper on June 12, 2013, 09:13:22 AM
you're only schmoe if the towel falls off
Title: Re: Schmoe - what is it - am I a schmoe if...
Post by: arce1988 on June 12, 2013, 03:13:45 PM
http://www.xvideos.com/video4834802/amazing_blowjob_and_handjob_lift_carry_
Title: Re: Schmoe - what is it - am I a schmoe if...
Post by: _bruce_ on June 12, 2013, 05:05:47 PM
http://www.xvideos.com/video4834802/amazing_blowjob_and_handjob_lift_carry_

Probably based on a script by Vince "the machine" Basile.
Title: Re: Schmoe - what is it - am I a schmoe if...
Post by: Psychopath on June 12, 2013, 07:46:20 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=259471.0;attach=300289;image)


ahahahah, love this guy.

Would let him grab my pectorals for free.  ;)
Title: Re: Schmoe - what is it - am I a schmoe if...
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on June 14, 2013, 05:38:04 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=259471.0;attach=300289;image)


ahahahah, love this guy.

Would let him grab my pectorals for free.  ;)

Hi Phil