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Title: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Stark on October 07, 2010, 07:37:10 AM
Walk to my local petstore to get cat food.
Twink with Top10 Girlfriend comes out
The polite person I am I step aside for the girl and her twink
She give me a smile and I give her a wink
He gives me an angry look and says: Don't do that again
Me I just say: Okay, chuckled and walk away.
Girl says to her twink Sometimes you behave like a real dick

I didn't wake up
true story

Back to you guys.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Cyttorak on October 07, 2010, 07:42:26 AM
you wink at the twink? wtf is this homo shit? :-X twinks winking at twinks jesus  :-\
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Stark on October 07, 2010, 07:50:55 AM
Did I say I winked at her or him, I guess you need to read the text again  you illiterate fucking cunt

You must be a total noob any other real getbigger would have quoted me and changed the text for hos need.

Fail :D
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: BIG ACH on October 07, 2010, 08:02:03 AM

Winking at another man's girl is not cool...

But then again..  a wink could be flirtatious or it could be something else...

The girl smiled at you in a "thank you" manner, and you probably winked at her in a "you're welcome" manner!


I respect the dude for claiming his property and sticking up for her even to a jacked guy like yourself... And good for you for being a gentleman.


Funny, I had the opposite happen to me, a twink winked at a girl I was dating, he did not see I was there and then I came into the picture and flipped out on him and he freaked out and ran off, the girl I was with at the time came out with her friend trying to hold me back....  After reading your story, I'm starting to think that maybe I over reacted LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: jaejonna on October 07, 2010, 08:03:21 AM
Big ACH winks at other twinks living the 'dream' ...
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Tito24 on October 07, 2010, 08:03:48 AM
its great because we can beat up everyone we dont like
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: BIG ACH on October 07, 2010, 08:04:27 AM
Big ACH winks at other twinks living the 'dream' ...

 ;)
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: smoothasf on October 07, 2010, 08:14:55 AM
its great because we can beat up everyone we dont like
No you can't your a red faced ballot armed panties. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Tito24 on October 07, 2010, 08:18:05 AM
No you can't your a red faced ballot armed panties. Hope this helps.

?
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: johnnynoname on October 07, 2010, 08:20:53 AM
remember this motherfuckers


I might be a "Twink" (or a "punk") but i do have a legit big penis



*the replies on this one should be "original"*
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Power on October 07, 2010, 08:25:01 AM
Walk to my local petstore to get cat food.

I stopped reading after this........... Cat = twink............just sayin       ;)
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Tito24 on October 07, 2010, 08:29:48 AM
(http://p1.xhamster.com/000/002/737/212_1000.jpg)
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 07, 2010, 08:36:10 AM

 I've been to Ohio "Arnold Classic" more than 3 times.

 Myself some of the Gracie's and other fighters, we get our rooms at the Red Roof.

 Every time i see a fighter or one of the Gracie's walking inside the expo. all the big guys "including some of the pros" get out the way. it makes me wonder why?

 

 
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Tito24 on October 07, 2010, 08:40:02 AM
(http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/3511_1756_creepy-tiger-costume.jpg)
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: mass243 on October 07, 2010, 08:40:06 AM
I've been to Ohio "Arnold Classic" more than 3 times.

 Myself some of the Gracie's and other fighters, we get our rooms at the Red Roof.

 Every time i see a fighter or one of the Gracie's walking inside the expo. all the big guys "including some of the pros" get out the way. it makes me wonder why?


Sure they do  ::)
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 07, 2010, 08:41:31 AM
(http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/3511_1756_creepy-tiger-costume.jpg)


Judas Priest/Rob Halford looking pretty solid right there.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Tito24 on October 07, 2010, 08:42:05 AM
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/8/03aug13-creepy-wooden-statue.jpg)
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 07, 2010, 08:48:36 AM
Sure they do  ::)


 You need to wake up.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Tito24 on October 07, 2010, 08:50:06 AM
look at this image guys haha

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/wtf_pics-musical-monstrosit.jpg)
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: tom joad on October 07, 2010, 08:53:31 AM
look at this image guys haha

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/wtf_pics-musical-monstrosit.jpg)

elton john playing rocket man?
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: _bruce_ on October 07, 2010, 08:55:05 AM
elton john playing rocket man?

 :D
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Stavios on October 07, 2010, 08:57:49 AM
Here is why I think it's not so great sometimes to look "big".

I have some of the highest scores in my classes at school but every fucking time I have to do a team work, people brainstorms and they don't seem to give a shit about my idea, even if I fucking pwn them in every exams

I hate team works, the other students all over-analyse everything, while I just keep everything basic
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Tito24 on October 07, 2010, 08:58:03 AM
this is not swede

(http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wtf-fail-boobs.jpg)
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 07, 2010, 09:05:21 AM
I've been to Ohio "Arnold Classic" more than 3 times.

 Myself some of the Gracie's and other fighters, we get our rooms at the Red Roof.

 Every time i see a fighter or one of the Gracie's walking inside the expo. all the big guys "including some of the pros" get out the way. it makes me wonder why?

 

 

because you're sporting a hat shaped like a penis which has "I will suck all the dicks at this expo given the chance" written in marker?
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: mass243 on October 07, 2010, 09:07:15 AM
because you're sporting a hat shaped like a penis which has "I will suck all the dicks at this expo given the chance" written in marker?

HAAHAHAHAHAHAH that's what i suspect also
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 07, 2010, 09:08:46 AM
look at this image guys haha

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/wtf_pics-musical-monstrosit.jpg)

photoshop a computer for the keyboard and that is 240 posting about 9/11..... ;D
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Hulkotron on October 07, 2010, 09:09:27 AM
because you're sporting a hat shaped like a penis which has "I will suck all the dicks at this expo given the chance" written in marker?

Are you sure he wouldn't go to the effort to have that slogan embroidered MBP?
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Tito24 on October 07, 2010, 09:09:48 AM
bullshit 240s arms are nowhere as big.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 07, 2010, 09:10:30 AM
bullshit 240s arms are nowhere as big.

 ;D
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Lundgren on October 07, 2010, 09:16:17 AM
Why its great to be a "twink":

More legspace on airplanes
Endless options of s-medium shirts
Nobody asks you for training advice

 ??? ???

or what?

You forgot not "believing" your special because some attention whoring sluts wink back at you.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: geneticmarvel on October 07, 2010, 09:27:18 AM
I was at the club
See this dude and his woman eyeballin' me
She starts feelin up my pecs
I said to the dude "notice your girlfriends touchin' me not you!!"
He said "I'm taking her home tonight"
I said "She'll be thinkin' bout me, yeah thinkin' bout me!!"
She continued eying me down as I stormed off.
True f@&king story
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 07, 2010, 09:41:52 AM
because you're sporting a hat shaped like a penis which has "I will suck all the dicks at this expo given the chance" written in marker?

  I was not using you mom's hat.
  She told me that was your favorite hat when you're a kid.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Rami on October 07, 2010, 10:21:15 AM
Walk to my local petstore to get cat food.
Twink with Top10 Girlfriend comes out
The polite person I am I step aside for the girl and her twink
She give me a smile and I give her a wink
He gives me an angry look and says: Don't do that again
Me I just say: Okay, chuckled and walk away.
Girl says to her twink Sometimes you behave like a real dick

I didn't wake up
true story

Back to you guys.


You just said "ok"  and walked away?

I wish I could be like that myself...    I would have gotten into a whole unnecessary argument. The older I get the more crazy I been getting, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Agnostic007 on October 07, 2010, 10:27:25 AM
I've been to Ohio "Arnold Classic" more than 3 times.

 Myself some of the Gracie's and other fighters, we get our rooms at the Red Roof.

 Every time i see a fighter or one of the Gracie's walking inside the expo. all the big guys "including some of the pros" get out the way. it makes me wonder why?

 

 

My guess would be the piss stains on your pants.. but I wasn't there
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 07, 2010, 10:32:41 AM
(http://p1.xhamster.com/000/002/261/338_1000.jpg)

where are these kind of girls in real life and why cant i find any of them when i go out to the bars.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Croatch on October 07, 2010, 11:00:51 AM
Walk to my local petstore to get cat food.
Twink with Top10 Girlfriend comes out
The polite person I am I step aside for the girl and her twink
She give me a smile and I give her a wink
He gives me an angry look and says: Don't do that again
Me I just say: Okay, chuckled and walk away.
Girl says to her twink Sometimes you behave like a real dick

I didn't wake up
true story

Back to you guys.
I would have replied, "Do what, make your girl smile at me?"
Unless he was real large, in which case I would have replied, "Yes sir."
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Evo on October 07, 2010, 11:10:54 AM
Winking at another man's girl is not cool...


Why the fuck not?  If I see a fit bird whilst out and about I will blatantly check her out, smile and sometimes speak whether she is with her guy or not.  If she is with her guy, her reaction to the initial 'move' will tell you a lot about their relationship.......

And what is he going to do?
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Rearden Metal on October 07, 2010, 11:43:48 AM
Here is why I think it's not so great sometimes to look "big".

I have some of the highest scores in my classes at school but every fucking time I have to do a team work, people brainstorms and they don't seem to give a shit about my idea, even if I fucking pwn them in every exams

I hate team works, the other students all over-analyse everything, while I just keep everything basic

Start putting your peers to the test by using questions.

"Jeff, what do you suppose would happen if blah blah blah?"

Jeff makes a reply

"That's interesting, but if that's true, then blah blah blah (shit on his hypothesis nicely with a smile)"

This is the True Adonis school of pwning people. It doesn't make friends but it's shockingly effective.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Army of One on October 07, 2010, 11:47:17 AM
where are these kind of girls in real life and why cant i find any of them when i go out to the bars.

(http://blogs.venturacountystar.com/vcs/dennert/archives/money.jpg)
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Ursus on October 07, 2010, 11:47:59 AM
People assume I am tougher than I am and give me unwarranted 'respect' when I work on the doors
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 07, 2010, 11:50:24 AM
People assume I am tougher than I am and give me unwarranted 'respect' when I work on the doors

I'd spit in your face and hold you down while a twink tears you ass up for 4 hours.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Ursus on October 07, 2010, 11:52:38 AM
You would probaly ask "how you get those things sticking out from your neck so big" and ask what type of weight gainer I take as you can't break the magical 200lb mark.

Lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Army of One on October 07, 2010, 11:54:00 AM
I once lifted a 500 pound stone down my street while throwing off 20 swat team members, they proceeded to drop the charges and asked me for training advice.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Agnostic007 on October 07, 2010, 11:57:01 AM
I'd spit in your face and hold you down while a twink tears you ass up for 4 hours.

4 hours seems a long time..
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Army of One on October 07, 2010, 11:58:31 AM
I'd spit in your face and hold you down while a twink tears you ass up for 4 hours.

Id watch it, those down syndrome afflicted are known to be horny 24/7.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on October 07, 2010, 12:12:34 PM
My guess would be the piss stains on your pants.. but I wasn't there

 Your sister squirt on me.

 So you're saying that everybody was staring at my crouch?
 
 Lol. another prove that they are  bunch of homos. thanks.

 lmfao. ;D

 Ps. I like your tattoo, is that you and your b/f?

Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Tito24 on October 07, 2010, 12:22:04 PM
I'm a bodybuilders bodybuilder.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Agnostic007 on October 07, 2010, 12:33:37 PM
Your sister squirt on me.

 So you're saying that everybody was staring at my crouch?
 
 Lol. another prove that they are  bunch of homos. thanks.

 lmfao. ;D

 Ps. I like your tattoo, is that you and your b/f?



Damn.. I was really looking forward to an awesome comeback...  :-[
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: tommywishbone on October 07, 2010, 12:38:26 PM
No you can't your a red faced ballot armed panties. Hope this helps.

WTF are you trying to say?
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 07, 2010, 12:39:44 PM
I once lifted a 500 pound stone down my street while throwing off 20 swat team members, they proceeded to drop the charges and asked me for training advice.

LOL
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: tommywishbone on October 07, 2010, 12:40:45 PM
Post a picture of your cat, or I call shenanigans.
Title: Re: Stories why its great to be big
Post by: Agnostic007 on October 07, 2010, 12:44:48 PM
Post a picture of your cat, or I call shenanigans.

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