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Title: My job is so fuking unbelievable
Post by: Cy Tolliver on October 10, 2010, 11:48:19 PM: I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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Post by: disturbia on October 10, 2010, 11:49:54 PM: I absolutely lol'd

well played
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Post by: phreak on October 10, 2010, 11:52:00 PM: Well played.

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f142/bigbadvoo/GolfClap.gif)
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Post by: 240 is Back on October 10, 2010, 11:58:18 PM: good stuff!

have you guys figured out that whole 911 thing yet?
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Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on October 10, 2010, 11:59:23 PM: lol
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Post by: Cy Tolliver on October 11, 2010, 12:00:10 AM: Quote from: 240 is Back on October 10, 2010, 11:58:18 PM
good stuff!

have you guys figured out that whole 911 thing yet?

yeah we did, but the master tapes from that episode were confiscated by the fbi..... :o
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Post by: Cableguy on October 11, 2010, 12:18:03 AM: ;D
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Post by: LatsMcGee on October 11, 2010, 01:16:25 AM: ruh roah raggy.....
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Post by: Parker on October 11, 2010, 01:39:23 AM: Quote from: LatsMcGee on October 11, 2010, 01:16:25 AM
ruh roah raggy.....
C'mon, let me at him, c'mon...
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 11, 2010, 03:03:45 AM: haha i lål´d
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Post by: DK II on October 11, 2010, 03:09:40 AM: Very good!!!
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Post by: Army of One on October 11, 2010, 03:32:27 AM: Read it before but still slightly amusing.
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Post by: Tapeworm on October 11, 2010, 03:35:16 AM: Yo Homes, to Bel Air!
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Post by: wes on October 11, 2010, 04:06:13 AM: :D
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Post by: affeman on October 11, 2010, 04:23:58 AM: (http://degoodstuff.com/images/uploads/logos/Scooby-Doo-tv-02.jpg)
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Post by: berblexer on October 11, 2010, 04:32:16 PM: Excellent post OP, very clever.
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Post by: Hulkotron on October 11, 2010, 05:18:38 PM: Haha that post is 10/10.
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Post by: Lundgren on October 11, 2010, 06:26:53 PM: Quote from: affeman on October 11, 2010, 04:23:58 AM
(http://degoodstuff.com/images/uploads/logos/Scooby-Doo-tv-02.jpg)
:) ;) :D ;D ;D ;) ;D ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Nirvana on October 11, 2010, 07:14:41 PM: You meddling kids..
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Post by: disco_stu on October 11, 2010, 07:25:26 PM: Quote from: Nirvana on October 11, 2010, 07:14:41 PM
You meddling kids..

it wasnt them..it was old man rivers from the boat shed.
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Post by: pedro01 on October 11, 2010, 07:56:23 PM: lol
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Post by: Spike on October 11, 2010, 08:13:25 PM: i work the vip/couch room at a strip club in greensboro

good times ;D
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Post by: ThaRealist on October 11, 2010, 08:16:54 PM: That was pretty damn funny....I wish I liked weed, it would have been that much more entertaining