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Title: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: Juruth on October 13, 2010, 10:59:47 AM

"Pull over there," grunts Branch, nodding to The Pancake and Waffle Hause which stands proudly on the side of highway jammed with retail establishments: Mattress Stores, Vitamin Shoppes, Strip Malls, and Donut Joints.  You take a sudden right into the parking lot of  The Pancake and Waffle Hause.  The architecture harkens back to Olde Germany.  You think about Hitler as the car crawls the lot looking for a space.  "Hurry up and park!," demands an aggravated Branch.  You understand.  Branch has been dieting for months, and his placing at the big contest hasn't helped matters.  You pull into a random space and the two of you exit the car and start walking towards The Pancake and Waffle Hause and the delectable confections waiting inside.

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: Wiggs on October 13, 2010, 11:34:05 AM

lol....more

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: 240 is Back on February 26, 2013, 09:05:38 PM

r

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: Jizzacked on February 26, 2013, 09:12:04 PM

hilarious.... I don't like how this fairy starts something and then leaves the stories hanging though. 

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: Wiggs on February 26, 2013, 09:14:40 PM

WTF? Do we need to dig up Paul Harvey for the rest of the story?

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: arce1988 on February 26, 2013, 10:07:04 PM

  Why does she make those duck faces??

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: Stark on February 26, 2013, 10:12:13 PM

Quote from: arce1988 on February 26, 2013, 10:07:04 PM

  Why does she make those duck faces??

Because she has a horse smile

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: arce1988 on February 26, 2013, 10:13:57 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 27, 2013, 01:38:34 AM

more more more  :D

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: Papper on February 27, 2013, 03:10:38 AM

I want juruth to do an exposé on the events of Mirage in 1993.

Although I understand that is dangerous grounds and that this underground writer would probably risk more than his getbig account if that ever hit the shelves.

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: JediTerminator on February 27, 2013, 06:23:41 AM

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 26, 2013, 09:05:38 PM

r

my gf idolizes this girl. said if we win the lottery she'd hire her as a trainer. said if we see her at an expo she's gonna meet her and talk to her. yeahhhhhh i'm sure "day day knucks" will really give you the time of day unless you are dishing out a fistful of dollars for merch or one of those tatoo hipsters like her.

i said ifbb girls have fake hair and she went on a histerical google seach for dlb's hair to see if it was real. she cannot be convinced it could possibly be a wig

Title: Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Pancake and Waffle Hause
Post by: kreator on February 27, 2013, 08:04:36 AM

Quote from: JediTerminator on February 27, 2013, 06:23:41 AM

my gf idolizes this girl. said if we win the lottery she'd hire her as a trainer. said if we see her at an expo she's gonna meet her and talk to her. yeahhhhhh i'm sure "day day knucks" will really give you the time of day unless you are dishing out a fistful of dollars for merch or one of those tatoo hipsters like her.

i said ifbb girls have fake hair and she went on a histerical google seach for dlb's hair to see if it was real. she cannot be convinced it could possibly be a wig

pull a titus on her