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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: spinnis on October 18, 2010, 11:01:07 AM
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Dont know if its been posted on gb yet, prett ymuch all over the internet though so maby someone has posted it.
Darwin award achieved!
Wheelchair Right Of Way
2010 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
25 August 2010, Daejon, South Korea) VIDEO NEWS: A handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator closed and departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors not once, not twice, but three times in all--only to plunge down the now-empty elevator shaft to his death. Simultaneous success and failure combine to earn the 40-year-old lasting immortality as a Darwin Award winner.
The tragic downfall of this rashly rushing rammer provides a heartening example of how brilliant you are--compared to some! However, natural selection just got a little harder. The authorities traced the "problem" to elevator doors that cannot withstand a large impact. Safety regulations were strengthened three years after the elevator was installed, to prevent accidents "such as might happen to children and drunks."
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not surprised. those doors looked like they were made of flimsy plastic.
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As Bob Chick Would say, sometimes you get the Elevator, sometimes you get the shaft. :-\
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Just imagine the road rage this simpleton must have.....have had
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He's handi-capable, fooooooo !!!!
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Didn't hear the back story to this before, thanks swede, im glad this guy got what he was chasing.. then long plung down the shaft
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Sometimes you get the elevator and sometimes you get the shaft ----Bobby Chick
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As Bob Chick Would say, sometimes you get the Elevator, sometimes you get the shaft. :-\
Sometimes you get the elevator and sometimes you get the shaft ----Bobby Chick
Goddammit, fuck you guys!! This thread is a total repost and I cracked that joke/reference way before you did!! >:(
;D
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Seven Die in Russia After Drinking Hand Sanitizer
It's not exactly following President Trump's musings about drinking bleach, but it's in the ballpark ... 7 people are dead after drinking hand sanitizer ... because they ran out of booze.
It happened in Russia, where 9 people were apparently partying, and when the alcohol ran dry, they pulled out an antidote for coronavirus. But, these folks weren't interested in cleaning their hands ... they wanted a swig or 2.
The victims ranged in age from 28 to 69. Two more victims are in the ICU, in a coma.
The Russian government warned its citizens not to drink the sanitizer, which is manufactured inside the country.
A criminal investigation has been launched, although it's unclear what crime may have been committed, unless extreme stupidity is a crime in Russia.
https://www.tmz.com/2020/11/21/seven-die-russia-after-drinking-hand-sanitizer-party-alcohol/?fbclid=IwAR2z6JxeyUsEViSnfHxosmpyzDAo9Og7Birh-S9EegzTk4ecTv8Jx8eJLEo
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Seven Die in Russia After Drinking Hand Sanitizer
It's not exactly following President Trump's musings about drinking bleach, but it's in the ballpark ... 7 people are dead after drinking hand sanitizer ... because they ran out of booze.
It happened in Russia, where 9 people were apparently partying, and when the alcohol ran dry, they pulled out an antidote for coronavirus. But, these folks weren't interested in cleaning their hands ... they wanted a swig or 2.
The victims ranged in age from 28 to 69. Two more victims are in the ICU, in a coma.
The Russian government warned its citizens not to drink the sanitizer, which is manufactured inside the country.
A criminal investigation has been launched, although it's unclear what crime may have been committed, unless extreme stupidity is a crime in Russia.
https://www.tmz.com/2020/11/21/seven-die-russia-after-drinking-hand-sanitizer-party-alcohol/?fbclid=IwAR2z6JxeyUsEViSnfHxosmpyzDAo9Og7Birh-S9EegzTk4ecTv8Jx8eJLEo
I know I'm missing a joke that was taken out of context here, but I don't know what it is. I missed the whole Trump/bleach thing. Or gaffe, if it was one.
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I know I'm missing a joke that was taken out of context here, but I don't know what it is. I missed the whole Trump/bleach thing. Or gaffe, if it was one.
It was back in April:
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Didn't hear the back story to this before, thanks swede, im glad this guy got what he was chasing.. then long plung down the shaft
Like something out of a movie.
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It was back in April:
Neat. So leftists are too fucking stupid to understand that the term "disinfectant" has multiple definitions. Shocking, really.
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Neat. So leftists are too fucking stupid to understand that the term "disinfectant" has multiple definitions. Shocking, really.
It shouldn't be shocking. They aren't too bright.