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Title: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 18, 2010, 08:20:49 PM
the time of admiring womens' asses in jeans has come to a close.

it is all an illusion bros.

too many times now, ive held particular women in high regard (the high honor of having a nice ass -the most coveted position a woman can have) based on repeatedly seeing them in modern jeans....




....only to see them one day in 'off mode' not done-up wearing stretchy-pants only to realize that their asses are in fact, mediocre and flat/saggy, and the whole time it was only the jeans that made them look good. 


:'(

 
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: Hulkotron on October 18, 2010, 08:33:09 PM
Queer.
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on October 18, 2010, 08:33:43 PM
it amazing how a pair of heels and a flattering pair of jeans can turn dumpy fat ass, into somethin gsexy and attractive


Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: epic_alien on October 18, 2010, 09:08:33 PM
epic truth,

but sadening truth for sure :-[
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: g101 on October 18, 2010, 09:11:50 PM
watch out for fucking push-up bras too

my ex had amazing tits then when i got in bed with her they were fucking shit..

dont be fooled amigos be cautious  ;) :D
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: Master Blaster on October 18, 2010, 09:24:08 PM
ptps

what the hell does PTPS mean???
 :'(
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: Bobby on October 19, 2010, 07:31:43 AM
what the hell does PTPS mean???
 :'(


Post The Pussy Shots :D
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: _bruce_ on October 19, 2010, 09:22:51 AM
Can happen.
Chance is high if she ain't into lots of sports or genetically blessed. After all it's just fat and connective tissue.
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: Agnostic007 on October 19, 2010, 09:28:12 AM
On a related note, I have a question for you pros. I notice in my gym ALL the women who wear the very tight black cotton/spandex gym pants have a nice ass. It makes me wonder, do the pants make the ass look that good, or do only women with great asses wear them..
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: lovemonkey on October 19, 2010, 09:29:49 AM
On a related note, I have a question for you pros. I notice in my gym ALL the women who wear the very tight black cotton/spandex gym pants have a nice ass. It makes me wonder, do the pants make the ass look that good, or do only women with great asses wear them..

Spandex and tight pants are up there with sliced bread and AC electricity when it comes to mankind's great inventions.
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 19, 2010, 09:57:39 AM
On a related note, I have a question for you pros. I notice in my gym ALL the women who wear the very tight black cotton/spandex gym pants have a nice ass. It makes me wonder, do the pants make the ass look that good, or do only women with great asses wear them..

only women with great asses wear them.
if you saw the old Russian women in my neighborhood wearing spandex, you'd know it was the ass.  it's made of a soft material so unless you got balloons in there, the shit sags.
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 19, 2010, 10:11:30 AM
There is nothing sexier then Brazilian jeans on a chic.... OMFG..

That shit looks painted on..  :o  :o


(http://www.helloogift.com/store/images/Brazilian%20Jeans%20Helloogift.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 19, 2010, 10:13:07 AM
How dare you besmirch the good name of Gene! Calvin trusts him explicitly !!!!
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 19, 2010, 11:47:33 AM
ptps
Hairy or clean shaven what do you prefer BDB?
Title: Re: Jeans can no longer be trusted
Post by: CalvinH on October 19, 2010, 11:55:30 AM
There is nothing sexier then Brazilian jeans on a chic.... OMFG..

That shit looks painted on..  :o  :o


(http://www.helloogift.com/store/images/Brazilian%20Jeans%20Helloogift.jpg)



A chiquita of mine wears them.......drives me nuts :P