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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: meathead23 on October 19, 2010, 05:06:28 AM
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Smoke a good fatty before work. You'll be nice and relaxed, and you'll approve all loan applications. Everyone will be happy.
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Smoke a good fatty before work. You'll be nice and relaxed, and you'll approve all loan applications. Everyone will be happy.
Ye dnt think rocking up high to work first day gives the best impression lol.
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Listen twice as much as you speak
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Do your best everyday. Come in on time or earlier and have a good attitude. Ask questions when you need to but make an effort to figure out things yourself.
Don't read or post on getbig from work. :(
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Start your own business or youll be a miserable slave in 3 months.
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The thing about the job search, the most difficult thing is this and memorise this:
Until it is a success, EVERYTHING is a failure.
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Ye dnt think rocking up high to work first day gives the best impression lol.
You ask Getbig for help, and then complain when it arrives!? Dear, oh dear. I don't think you're upper management material, at all.
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Start your own business or youll be a miserable slave in 3 months.
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The thing about the job search, the most difficult thing is this and memorise this:
Until it is a success, EVERYTHING is a failure.
But we've already told him to have a good attitude >:(
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But we've already told him to have a good attitude >:(
Deicide's advice sounds good for, uh say, Thomas Edison. Probably, not so good for Mr. meathead23. ;D
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I too start a new job Monday week.
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Wear your posing g-string underneath your suit and bring a bottle of oil to work.at lunch head to the mens room,strip down,oil up and hit some poses.....you'll feel better.
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Wear your posing g-string underneath your suit and bring a bottle of oil to work.at lunch head to the mens room,strip down,oil up and hit some poses.....you'll feel better.
Solid advice there!!
Also tell everyone you take steroids right away.
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Listen twice as much as you speak
Yep, the reason why we have two ears but only one mouth.
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Yep, the reason why we have two ears but only one mouth.
Wow, that was deep.
Can you explain me now why i have ten fingers and only two hands? ::) ::)
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Listen twice as much as you speak
Not bad...
where did you pick that one up? (cereal)
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Solid advice there!!
Also tell everyone you take steroids right away.
And let's not forget to hog the breakroom all day with all the constant running back and forth to eat his chicken breast,tuna....and so on at his timed meals.
....and never let a customer get in the way of messing up his specific meal time >:(
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Sounds like the first job I had out of college, working for Wells Fargo......f'n hated every second of it and lasted a year......hope yours works out better.
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And let's not forget to hog the breakroom all day with all the constant running back and forth to eat his chicken breast,tuna....and so on at his timed meals.
....and never let a customer get in the way of messing up his specific meal time >:(
Taking out a one liter protein shake at you desk and downing a handful of different tablets, capsules, powders and shit is also very good.
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Taking out a one liter protein shake at you desk and downing a handful of different tablets, capsules, powders and shit is also very good.
and keeping getbig pulled up on your computer along with issues of Flex scattered on your desk helps too.
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Wow, that was deep.
Can you explain me now why i have ten fingers and only two hands? ::) ::)
You must be quite the freak - I only have eight fingers in total on my two hands. :D
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Start my new job tomorrow morning. Dream job for an 18yo. Excellent pay, bonuses etc. Went through 4 interviews and stressed the fuk out waiting for whether or not i was successful. A job somebody 10 yrs older than me would love to have. Feeling as if im not good enough.. Anxious. Apprehensive. Nervous. Want a fresh start. Need a fresh start... Is a new job generally a good way to turn things around? Getbiggers advice wanted.. Things to keep in mind on your first day at a new job?? btw the job is a loan/credit officer.
What bank do you work at? I am going to be damn sure I don't do business at a bank that uses 18 year old loan officers.
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What bank do you work at? I am going to be damn sure I don't do business at a bank that uses 18 year old loan officers.
Guarantee he isn't a "loan officer" he's either a loan processor or claims the title, but others really make the decision. NO WAY a bank is going to turn an 18yr old with no education into a full-blown loan officer. Unless it's $1500 small loans..... ;D
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hey 'meathead'.
I need to buy a $350,000 house next door to me. I have $2600 in cash to put down, and a part time job at the local bowling alley.
Where do I sign? :)
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The thing about the job search, the most difficult thing is this and memorise this:
Until it is a success, EVERYTHING is a failure.
What? I can't hear you!
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your "dream job" is to be a loan/credit officer???
jeesh...
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your "dream job" is to be a loan/credit officer???
jeesh...
18 and no education, that sounds pretty good, I'm sure.
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and keeping getbig pulled up on your computer along with issues of Flex scattered on your desk helps too.
Yelling "light weights",and "nuthin but a peanut" also helps.
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Yelling "light weights",and "nuthin but a peanut" also helps.
After someone sits down in front of your desk, jump up and yell "I GOT THIS !!!!!!" and after closing the deal, yell "MONSTAH !!!"
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your "dream job" is to be a loan/credit officer???
jeesh...
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$55,000 plus possible 25% bonuses plus the banks in a pretty cool shopping centre, really close to home etc. btw im studying ecos at uni part time night class though.
ROFL......you are full of shit. NO WAY any bank is going to pay an uneducated 18 yr old that kind of money....."night class" C'mon... ::)
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After someone sits down in front of your desk, jump up and yell "I GOT THIS !!!!!!" and after closing the deal, yell "MONSTAH !!!"
He could also sweeten the deal with a used posing g-string....signed of course.
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He could also sweeten the deal with a used posing g-string....signed of course.
Hey, this guy is pulling down 55k plus per year at 18 with no education...... :o
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ROFL......you are full of shit. NO WAY any bank is going to pay an uneducated 18 yr old that kind of money....."night class" C'mon... ::)
But hey, the bank is in a pretty cool shopping center!!
Sounds like a dream job to me!
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No need to stress. True talents work in Goldman Sachs at your age. You have no future in financing.
Case closed. Go to sleep
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ROFL......you are full of shit. NO WAY any bank is going to pay an uneducated 18 yr old that kind of money....."night class" C'mon... ::)
Unless he's doing little 'favors' for the boss man on the side, I'd say he's full of shit too...