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Title: Halloween - I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 06:51:32 PM
And now I'm stuck with all this candy  ;D


Same shit happened last year back in DC!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 06:53:43 PM
shit...i live in the middle of nowhere and i still had about 10 of them come by...

bench
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 31, 2010, 06:55:01 PM
Would have been a laugh riot if a little kid showed up to your door with a diaper on his head
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: TacoBell on October 31, 2010, 06:56:30 PM
And now I'm stuck with all this candy  ;D


Same shit happened last year back in DC!

Uh yea, 'we' generally dont let our kids take candy from 'your' kind.  ;)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Lundgren on October 31, 2010, 06:58:10 PM
Uh yea, 'we' generally dont let our kids take candy from 'your' kind.  ;)
No joke when we were kids we always skipped the imports assumed there religion banned it, we also had afew christian nut jobs we skipped as well, who knows maybe the chinese were giving away free blowjobs, guess it's too late to find out :(
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on October 31, 2010, 07:00:02 PM
Uh yea, 'we' generally dont let our kids take candy from 'your' kind.  ;)

that's fucked up but I LOL'd
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: johnnynoname on October 31, 2010, 07:00:35 PM
And now I'm stuck with all this candy  ;D


Same shit happened last year back in DC!

ya know, they invented twitter for shit like this right?
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: TacoBell on October 31, 2010, 07:01:49 PM
that's fucked up but I LOL'd

You know its true.  I can picture you earlier "lets uh skip this house sweety".
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 07:02:28 PM
ya know, they invented twitter for shit like this right?
i can picture you doing coke...trick or treaters knock on your door....you go hiding in a closet, or under your bed all paranoid and shit ;D

bench
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: johnnynoname on October 31, 2010, 07:03:18 PM
i can picture you doing coke...trick or treaters knock on your door....you go hiding in a closet, or under your bed all paranoid and shit ;D

bench


false


no trick or treaters knocked on my door
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:03:25 PM
maby because you live in a fucing pyramid?  ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on October 31, 2010, 07:04:38 PM
You know its true.  I can picture you earlier "lets uh skip this house sweety".

LMAO no, but if no cars were in the driveway, we didn't ring the doorbell.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: marcie999 on October 31, 2010, 07:05:11 PM
Prepared a big basket of chocolates etc.


And it rained really REALLY hard all evening/weekend.

Our street flooded.

My bro came to visit last night and stayed late to watch the MotoGP.

Today the basket of chocolate is missing.

Coincidence?


 ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: TacoBell on October 31, 2010, 07:05:33 PM
LMAO no, but if no arab cars were in the driveway, we didn't ring the doorbell.

fixed
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Post by: Migs on October 31, 2010, 07:06:15 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:06:43 PM
Prepared a big basket of chocolates etc.


And it rained really REALLY hard all evening/weekend.

Our street flooded.

My bro came to visit last night and stayed late to watch the MotoGP.

Today the basket of chocolate is missing.

Coincidence?


 ;D

are you saying somehow a black dude with munchies sneaked into your house while you and your bro were watching motogp?

hahahah. (no racist)  ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on October 31, 2010, 07:07:32 PM
fixed

 :o
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: disturbia on October 31, 2010, 07:08:16 PM
ya i got none either but its cold and snow here
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Lundgren on October 31, 2010, 07:08:50 PM
maby because you live in a fucing pyramid?  ;D
Your obscure obsession with aliens has shown itself here, nobody beside you would ever connect jnn living in vegas with the space pyramids.

He probally just lives in the queer part of vegas where all the whore queers and kiddy fuckers live. Or worst yet little italy :(

edit I thought that was a jnn insult not an ach insult. Still wierd enough
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: TacoBell on October 31, 2010, 07:09:38 PM
ya i got none either but its cold and snow here


you should give out sample packs of meds
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:10:03 PM
Your obscure obsession with aliens has shown itself here, nobody beside you would ever connect jnn living in vegas with the space pyramids.

He probally just lives in the queer part of vegas where all the whore queers and kiddy fuckers live. Or worst yet little italy :(

??

think THREAD STARTER and think WHERE HES FROM.... and think JOKE
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 31, 2010, 07:10:09 PM
i can picture you doing coke...trick or treaters knock on your door....you go hiding in a closet, or under your bed all paranoid and shit ;D

bench

lolz. He looks out the window and little kids are dressed up in police/SWAT uniforms.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Lundgren on October 31, 2010, 07:11:21 PM
??

think THREAD STARTER and think WHERE HES FROM.... and think JOKE
I caught that you posted right after JNN with no quotes sorry about that one.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: marcie999 on October 31, 2010, 07:11:33 PM
are you saying somehow a black dude with munchies sneaked into your house while you and your bro were watching motogp?

hahahah. (no racist)  ;D


My cat would have killed any intruders.


But the mystery remains.................

And Casey Bloody Stoner fell of his bike.

AGAIN.

 >:(

 
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: johnnynoname on October 31, 2010, 07:11:49 PM
maby because you live in a fucing pyramid?  ;D

lol

this is legit funny
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Lundgren on October 31, 2010, 07:12:35 PM
lol

this is legit funny
X2
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:15:06 PM
X2

dont swtich around now homie  ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:17:08 PM
didn't answer the door, as I do not have any candy

the fuck are you doing up now?
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Man of Steel on October 31, 2010, 07:18:21 PM
We got cleaned outta candy before we took all our kids out to trick or treat....was a good year!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:19:18 PM

LOLL... nah I literally didn't see ANY at all in the whole neighborhood!


I used to get them way back when I was high school and undergrad back in DC!

But not its two years in a row, that I got nothing!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:20:36 PM
maby because you live in a fucing pyramid?  ;D

That WAS legit Funny LOL
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on October 31, 2010, 07:20:56 PM
We got cleaned outta candy before we took all our kids out to trick or treat....was a good year!

can I send you guys little one's stash. We were out early and each house was giving her like 4 and 5 pieces. Had to empty out the pail in the car to make room for more.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:21:12 PM
ya know, they invented twitter for shit like this right?

I get the feeling you DO NOT want me to post AT ALL on here :-) Whats the deal JNN?
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 07:22:43 PM
I get the feeling you DO NOT want me to post AT ALL on here :-) Whats the deal JNN?
JNN is pissed because your epic nose rivals the size of the tumor of a nose hanging off his face...he doesnt feel there is enough room here for both of those things

bench
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:23:25 PM
JNN is pissed because your epic nose rivals the size of the tumor of a nose hanging off his face...he doesnt feel there is enough room here for both of those things

bench

This town aint big enough for the both of our noses ?  ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Man of Steel on October 31, 2010, 07:24:29 PM
can I send you guys little one's stash. We were out early and each house was giving her like 4 and 5 pieces. Had to empty out the pail in the car to make room for more.

Absolutely LOL!!!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: marcie999 on October 31, 2010, 07:25:19 PM
can I send you guys little one's stash. We were out early and each house was giving her like 4 and 5 pieces. Had to empty out the pail in the car to make room for more.

LOL

Last year the little freaks loved the chocs so much they swapped masks and came back.

I called foul the third time.

Enterprising little shits.

 ;D

I could call by my bro's work and check for chocolate wrappers everywhere. I take my job as an annoying little sister very seriously.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: johnnynoname on October 31, 2010, 07:27:02 PM
JNN is pissed because your epic nose rivals the size of the tumor of a nose hanging off his face...he doesnt feel there is enough room here for both of those things

bench

this

however, my nose is big mostly because it was broken twice and Ach's is big because someone put a spell on him.  I mean, that thing has to be a result of some sort of curse, right?
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Lundgren on October 31, 2010, 07:27:30 PM
dont swtich around now homie  ;D
Lol well next time use some quotes, you've left to me expecting this shit at every turn. Your probaly thinking about them right now.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:28:12 PM
Whats fucking funny... When my wife's family first migrated to the US like 30 years ago... Fresh off the boat....  Their first halloween they got so scared, they had no idea whats going on, and what the hell are the kids are saying? and what the hell do they want? hahahahah

Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on October 31, 2010, 07:28:54 PM
LOL

Last year the little freaks loved the chocs so much they swapped masks and came back.

I called foul the third time.

Enterprising little shits.

 ;D

I could call by my bro's work and check for chocolate wrappers everywhere. I take my job as an annoying little sister very seriously.

LMAOOOOOOOOO
we were walking to the local halloween party and people's houses we went to earlier were outside and kept throwing more and more candy. She goes Mom you like butterfingres right? I said we have enough candy. THey gave her 10 butterfingers. That shit is going into work with me in the am.It isn't staying here
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:29:04 PM
this

however, my nose is big mostly because it was broken twice and Ach's is big because someone put a spell on him.  I mean, that thing has to be a result of some sort of curse, right?

It is cursed, some sort of mummy ancient egyptian curse.


But its' also crooked because I was punched right there once!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:29:22 PM
big ach, serious question how much would it cost me to have you chip of a little bit of rock from the spinhx and send me? just a tiny bit that wouldnt matter to the pyramid police  ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Lundgren on October 31, 2010, 07:29:32 PM
this

however, my nose is big mostly because it was broken twice and Ach's is big because someone put a spell on him.  I mean, that thing has to be a result of some sort of curse, right?
It's called genetic adaptation to the desert, camels share the same qualities.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:30:39 PM
It is cursed, some sort of mummy ancient egyptian curse.


But its' also crooked because I was punched right there once!

you were punched in your stomach, it just happends that your nose gets in the way for that also  ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:31:01 PM
big ach, serious question how much would it cost me to have you chip of a little bit of rock from the spinhx and send me? just a tiny bit that wouldnt matter to the pyramid police  ;D

No Charge!  Next time I'm in Egypt (probably December), I'll try to get you a piece, just remind me around then! Haven't been to the sphinx in a long time!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on October 31, 2010, 07:31:15 PM
Absolutely LOL!!!

make way for m and m's, butterfingers and kit kats. Seems that was the candy of choice
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:32:05 PM
you were punched in your stomach, it just happends that your nose gets in the way for that also  ;D

Well....  you just lost your rock  ;D LOL
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:32:44 PM
make way for m and m's, butterfingers and kit kats. Seems that was the candy of choice

My wife keeps telling me I have to take the candy to work with me tomorrow!  Fuck that I wanna eat it all!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on October 31, 2010, 07:33:33 PM
My wife keeps telling me I have to take the candy to work with me tomorrow!  Fuck that I wanna eat it all!

then keep it at your desk
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:33:48 PM
No Charge!  Next time I'm in Egypt (probably December), I'll try to get you a piece, just remind me around then! Haven't been to the sphinx in a long time!

OMFG I need proof thats its actually from the sphinx though. like a vid of you chopping it off or something, no need to include you face or anything lol. I pay for the shipping and throw in an extra 100$, or a photo next to the spinx so I can see the shape and re-check it lol.

omg omg omg omg An alien piece in my apartment when smoking weed. omg omg omg
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Post by: disturbia on October 31, 2010, 07:35:05 PM

you should give out sample packs of meds
\

hahahahahaha i just read this, paxil'd up kids everywhere
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:35:26 PM
Well....  you just lost your rock  ;D LOL

didnt know you would actually consider it. I take it BACK!!!  :'( :'( :'( :'(

 ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Man of Steel on October 31, 2010, 07:35:33 PM
Whats fucking funny... When my wife's family first migrated to the US like 30 years ago... Fresh off the boat....  Their first halloween they got so scared, they had no idea whats going on, and what the hell are the kids are saying? and what the hell do they want? hahahahah



Imagine if they saw this scary monster at their door!!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:36:13 PM
OMFG I need proof thats its actually from the sphinx though. like a vid of you chopping it off or something, no need to include you face or anything lol. I pay for the shipping and throw in an extra 100$, or a photo next to the spinx so I can see the shape and re-check it lol.

omg omg omg omg An alien piece in my apartment when smoking weed. omg omg omg

LOLLLL  Fuck you!!! Now you really lost your rock!!!  ;D


In all seriousness, my wife used to do that to all her high school friends back in the US All the time!  She would get pieces of the pyramids for them!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Alex23 on October 31, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
maby because you live in a fucing pyramid?  ;D

LOL!!!!!!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 07:36:37 PM
Imagine if they saw this scary monster at their door!!
hahahaha thats awesome bro!!!

crawfish or lobster?

bench
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 31, 2010, 07:36:52 PM
shit...i live in the middle of nowhere and i still had about 10 of them come by...
bench

They were all Mexicans that you let in here.

SQUAT  :D :D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Man of Steel on October 31, 2010, 07:37:07 PM
hahahaha thats awesome bro!!!

crawfish or lobster?

bench

She was a lobster for her first Halloween!!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:37:17 PM
LOLLLL  Fuck you!!! Now you really lost your rock!!!  ;D


In all seriousness, my wife used to do that to all her high school friends back in the US All the time!  She would get pieces of the pyramids for them!

lol! I need proof so I dont worship some fucking rock from america or something  ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Alex23 on October 31, 2010, 07:38:07 PM
Imagine if they saw this scary monster at their door!!

Mr Krabs looking solid.

Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:38:59 PM
lol! I need proof so I dont worship some fucking rock from america or something  ;D

LOL alright I'll take a video or something.  Will let you know when I go and you can PM me your address! Its either gonna be this December or January!  We'll talk closer to then!  ;)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:39:55 PM
LOL alright I'll take a video or something.  Will let you know when I go and you can PM me your address! Its either gonna be this December or January!  We'll talk closer to then!  ;)

Yes! im gonna spray paint this on the wall so I dont forget  ;D

my birthday is 24jan.

Might be my best birthday ever  ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on October 31, 2010, 07:40:15 PM
Imagine if they saw this scary monster at their door!!

oh look at her..What a cutie ManofSteel. How old?
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 07:40:30 PM
She was a lobster for her first Halloween!!
epic...me and my fiance took my friends son out for his 1st halloween last year cause she had to work....he was chuck norris...i found a beard and everything ;D

bench
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 31, 2010, 07:41:39 PM
Did you come out of a Dim light and show the lil kiddies your gums?  :D :D

That is sure to scare the hell out of them and you can get their candy as they run away screaming.  :o :o
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:42:03 PM
Imagine if they saw this scary monster at their door!!

Sooooooo cute!!!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Man of Steel on October 31, 2010, 07:42:06 PM
oh look at her..What a cutie ManofSteel. How old?

Well thank you!!  She turned 9 months just a few days ago.  Amazing kiddo!!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:42:53 PM
Did you come out of a Dim light and show the lil kiddies your gums?  :D :D

That is sure to scare the hell out of them and you can get their candy as they run away screaming.  :o :o

I think they knew BIG GUM AND NOSE MAN lived there so they didn't dare venture over!! LOL
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on October 31, 2010, 07:43:32 PM
Well thank you!!  She turned 9 months just a few days ago.  Amazing kiddo!!

that she is, rut roh is she teething yet?

omg she is adorable, look at those cheeks
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 31, 2010, 07:44:18 PM
I think they knew BIG GUM AND NOSE MAN lived there so they didn't dare venture over!! LOL

You = good person who can dish it and take it all in good fun.  ;)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: marcie999 on October 31, 2010, 07:45:07 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOO
we were walking to the local halloween party and people's houses we went to earlier were outside and kept throwing more and more candy. She goes Mom you like butterfingres right? I said we have enough candy. THey gave her 10 butterfingers. That shit is going into work with me in the am.It isn't staying here


Lol thats what big bros are for.

He comes in. hits the larder, checks all the usual hiding places, sits down in front of the tv and eats it all, and then calls me later cos he feels like crap.

It's fun.

 ;D


Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:45:49 PM
You = good person who can dish it and take it all in good fun.  ;)

You = cool dude as well!  8)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Man of Steel on October 31, 2010, 07:45:55 PM
epic...me and my fiance took my friends son out for his 1st halloween last year cause she had to work....he was chuck norris...i found a beard and everything ;D

bench

AHAAHAAHAHAHAH!!!  Beautiful!!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:47:01 PM
epic...me and my fiance took my friends son out for his 1st halloween last year cause she had to work....he was chuck norris...i found a beard and everything ;D

bench

you took your rifle out with you and your friends son?  ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:47:36 PM

God I can't stop eating all this candy!


But I finished all the mini Kit Kats, Fuck!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: marcie999 on October 31, 2010, 07:49:28 PM
God I can't stop eating all this candy!


But I finished all the mini Kit Kats, Fuck!

Get it out of the house!!!!!!!!!!!

 :o
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 31, 2010, 07:50:25 PM
God I can't stop eating all this candy!


But I finished all the mini Kit Kats, Fuck!

Eat the Gummy candy!!

I love those and Laffy Taffy..... 8)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 07:50:33 PM
you took your rifle out with you and your friends son?  ;D
nah...i left work and met them at my parents house....so i did have on my STI...

bench
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on October 31, 2010, 07:50:52 PM
God I can't stop eating all this candy!


But I finished all the mini Kit Kats, Fuck!

haha I'm leaving 10 pieces of candy here, the rest are in a bag in the trunk of my car already to bring to work
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:51:16 PM
nah...i left work and met them at my parents house....so i did have on my STI...

bench

Rifle = fiance joke...
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Firemuscle on October 31, 2010, 07:51:22 PM
And now I'm stuck with all this candy  ;D


Same shit happened last year back in DC!

 They are afraid of that creepy guy who looks like a horse and wears a thong.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: marcie999 on October 31, 2010, 07:53:43 PM
They are afraid of that creepy guy who looks like a horse and wears a thong.

Horse and thong in the same sentence is just so wrong!

Carry on


 :-X
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 07:54:21 PM
Rifle = fiance joke...
she actually placed 2nd in the comp we were in yesterday.....my dad placed 9th out of 63 people....the other shooters really sucked ;D

bench
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:55:06 PM
Horse and thong in the same sentence is just so wrong!

Carry on


 :-X


He means hung like a horse and wears a thong  8)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 07:55:10 PM
Horse and thong in the same sentence is just so wrong!

Carry on


 :-X


thats not wrong.

THIS is wrong

(http://skunks.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/brianna17.gif)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
Eat the Gummy candy!!

I love those and Laffy Taffy..... 8)

That was fucking funny LOLLLL

well played sir!
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 07:56:13 PM
thats not wrong.

THIS is wrong

(http://skunks.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/brianna17.gif)
thats one of the most fucked up things i have ever seen!!

bench
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:57:27 PM
thats not wrong.

THIS is wrong

(http://skunks.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/brianna17.gif)

Tijuana Donkey show??
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: che on October 31, 2010, 07:58:18 PM
Onlymen when trick or treating got himself some Kit kats
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 07:58:55 PM
Tijuana Donkey show??

(http://greensboring.com/download/file.php?id=1522&mode=view)
i thought you would find the guy fucking the horses nose offensive due to your own horse like nose...and teeth ;D

bench
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: che on October 31, 2010, 07:59:46 PM
More proof that Fatpanda is an asshole
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 07:59:52 PM
i thought you would find the guy fucking the horses nose offensive due to your own horse like nose...and teeth ;D

bench

FIXED!!!  ;)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 08:00:00 PM
thats one of the most fucked up things i have ever seen!!

bench

x2

who even thinks about putting their dick in a cows NOSE?!?!  Fucking it is one thing, Im sure alot of poeple have done that how fucked it now may seem, but the nose?! haha
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: che on October 31, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
 >:(

Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 08:01:17 PM
You guys are fucking sick, Swede, its 4 am now man, maybe you should get some sleep, lol as I will too soon

I am! Hade tänk sova kl 10  :-\ ska ställa om dygnet haha. ska upp senast halv 10.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 08:01:42 PM
You guys are fucking sick, Swede, its 4 am now man, maybe you should get some sleep, lol as I will too soon
why? he doesnt have to go to work in the morning ;D

bench
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: spinnis on October 31, 2010, 08:03:12 PM
why? he doesnt have to go to work in the morning ;D

bench

at least Im waking up Young.

BOOM

 ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 08:17:04 PM
at least Im waking up Young.

BOOM

 ;D
bro i am really not that much older than you....

bench
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Princess L on October 31, 2010, 08:27:26 PM
I saw minivans in subdivisions driving kids around and it was warm and sunny.  What a bunch of lazyass parents.  >:(
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 31, 2010, 08:31:41 PM
I saw minivans in subdivisions driving kids around and it was warm and sunny.  What a bunch of lazyass parents.  >:(

Are you saying it is time to start handing out Rubbers.  :D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Alex23 on October 31, 2010, 08:37:34 PM
I saw minivans in subdivisions driving kids around and it was warm and sunny.  What a bunch of lazyass parents.  >:(

If those were pre 2001 astrovans and costumes were made out of tamales leaves, those were beeners.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: SS on October 31, 2010, 08:44:21 PM
That Pand/onlymen pic is priceless!



And MOS.......Good thing your cutie has a big bad daddy ;)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: SF1900 on October 31, 2010, 09:14:32 PM
The kids were scared of your gums. They thought you were going to eat them   :'( :'(
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: haider on October 31, 2010, 09:17:09 PM
LOL!!! @ Che's contribution to this thread  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: chaos on October 31, 2010, 09:17:13 PM
I handed out 21lbs of candy and two bags of toys.........and it's only 9:15......the fire dept is shutting down the neighbors haunted house, the teenie bopper girls are crawling all over the truck and others are taking pictures........it's Pandaemonium!!! :D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: SF1900 on October 31, 2010, 09:20:58 PM
I handed out 21lbs of candy and two bags of toys.........and it's only 9:15......the fire dept is shutting down the neighbors haunted house, the teenie bopper girls are crawling all over the truck and others are taking pictures........it's Pandaemonium!!! :D

Don't scare em off with your cone head  :D :D ;)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: chaos on October 31, 2010, 09:24:02 PM
Don't scare em off with your cone head  :D :D ;)
I couldn't keep them away, I'm hiding in the dark now. :-[
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Howard on October 31, 2010, 09:29:41 PM
And now I'm stuck with all this candy  ;D


Same shit happened last year back in DC!
I answered the door NAKED wearing a goalie mask and holding a chain saw on full throttle.
A couple of kids screamed , ran off and nobody came after that.
I guess I gave the lil bastards a good old fashioned Halloween scare with my costume huh? ???

I may it do it next year, having all the extra candy for me and my dogs kicks ass.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: SF1900 on October 31, 2010, 09:29:52 PM
I couldn't keep them away, I'm hiding in the dark now. :-[

hahaha. They will bite your ankles  :D :D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: disturbia on October 31, 2010, 09:30:44 PM
I couldn't keep them away, I'm hiding in the dark now. :-[

this should scare the bejesus out of em

(http://i52.tinypic.com/2qs6y6x.jpg)
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: disturbia on October 31, 2010, 09:31:38 PM
hahaha. They will bite your ankles  :D :D

was gonna fix this post but its WAYYYYYY too obvious
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: TacoBell on October 31, 2010, 09:32:55 PM
I answered the door NAKED wearing a goalie mask and holding a chain saw on full throttle.
A couple of kids screamed , ran off and nobody came after that.
I guess I gave the lil bastards a good old fashioned Halloween scare with my costume huh? ???

I may it do it next year, having all the extra candy for me and my dogs kicks ass.

Funny cause tommorrow when I hear a news story 'teacher answers door naked to his students on halloween', I was gonna assume it was you
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: SF1900 on October 31, 2010, 10:13:46 PM
was gonna fix this post but its WAYYYYYY too obvious

LOL  :D :D
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 31, 2010, 10:24:46 PM
I couldn't keep them away, I'm hiding in the dark now. :-[

Did you give the Mexicans candy too?  :D There may have been a few Guatemalans that got you candy also.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: clued-up on October 31, 2010, 10:38:01 PM
(http://www.ahmedelattar.com/images/crabby.jpg)

It could have had something to do with your terrifying appearance.

That’s a disturbing image, a little too extreme.. even for Halloween. 
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Alex23 on October 31, 2010, 10:43:15 PM
(http://www.ahmedelattar.com/images/crabby.jpg)

It could have had something to do with your terrifying appearance.

That’s a disturbing image, a little too extreme.. even for Halloween. 

I bet you're the kinda guy intimidated by men with muscles, unless they're digging behind you. All adds up.

BIG ACH = true bodybuilder with strong arab genes.
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: sync pulse on October 31, 2010, 10:46:27 PM
All in all, it was a subdued Halloween in Houston this year.

Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: clued-up on October 31, 2010, 10:53:54 PM
I bet you're the kinda guy intimidated by men with muscles, unless they're digging behind you. All adds up.

Muscles? I hadn't noticed.. I must have been distracted.

(http://www.guzer.com/pictures/laughing_horse_teeth.jpg)






Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Alex23 on October 31, 2010, 11:05:05 PM
Muscles? I hadn't noticed.. I must have been distracted.
(http://www.guzer.com/pictures/laughing_horse_teeth.jpg)

Let's see some pics then. Let us be the judge. You seems so critical, I bet you like a good rundown...
Title: Re: I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: clued-up on October 31, 2010, 11:13:59 PM
Let's see some pics then. Let us be the judge.

As you wish...
Title: Re: Halloween - I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Ron on November 01, 2010, 09:48:06 AM

We got a ton of stuff - lots of fun - we all dressed up.  And my kids are picky - chose only the Chocolate type of treats.   Even negotiated for the right ones.   

And out here, whatever candy you have left, various doctor offices offer $1 per pound as they send them overseas to the troops.
Title: Re: Halloween - I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: stuntmovie on November 01, 2010, 10:09:02 AM
We had so many that we ran out of candy and had to resort to offering carrot sticks or a turkey sandwiches left over from the previous night's party.

The kids were upset about that so we just turned off the lights and ignored the little hands knocking on the door.
Title: Re: Halloween - I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: newmom on November 01, 2010, 04:34:01 PM
We got a ton of stuff - lots of fun - we all dressed up.  And my kids are picky - chose only the Chocolate type of treats.   Even negotiated for the right ones.   

And out here, whatever candy you have left, various doctor offices offer $1 per pound as they send them overseas to the troops.

so many people brought leftover candy in the office, most were like what the hell. Good idea to send to the troops
Title: Re: Halloween - I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: benchmstr on November 01, 2010, 04:35:28 PM
i ate food before

bench
Title: Re: Halloween - I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: Les Grossman on November 01, 2010, 04:42:10 PM
so many people brought leftover candy in the office, most were like what the hell. Good idea to send to the troops

Hand out of the candy dish fatty....you were not put on this earth just to see how far the human skin could stretch.

 ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D
Title: Re: Halloween - I got no Trick or Treaters !
Post by: chaos on November 01, 2010, 06:15:41 PM
We got a ton of stuff - lots of fun - we all dressed up.  And my kids are picky - chose only the Chocolate type of treats.   Even negotiated for the right ones.   

And out here, whatever candy you have left, various doctor offices offer $1 per pound as they send them overseas to the troops.
I could have nade a killing stealing from all the little bastards begging at my house!!!