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Title: Creatine/Cocaine airport prank by TSA officials
Post by: 240 is Back on November 03, 2010, 03:23:42 AM
NOVEMBER 2--The Transportation Security Administration worker who earlier this year was canned for falsely claiming to have discovered cocaine in the luggage of travelers was a bomb appraisal officer who was supposed to be evaluating new screening equipment at the time he was pranking his unsuspecting targets, records show.

TSA documents released in response to a Freedom of Information Act request provide further details about the January incidents at the Philadelphia International Airport. The name of the bomb appraisal officer has been redacted from the material, though one memo indicates that when the worker was confronted, “He did say humbly that he was completely wrong and he made a mistake.”

The TSA officer was working near a passenger screening checkpoint “collecting data for several new pieces of equipment that are currently being evaluated by Northrop Grumman,” according to a TSA memo. Since individual data collection phases could each take up to ten minutes, the worker apparently decided to fill up the time by pranking travelers: “While the data was being collected,” the bomb appraisal officer “began to engage passengers.”

As one passenger gathered their belongings (which had just emerged from an X-ray machine), the TSA worker displayed a “small vial of white powder” and asked, “Did this come out of your bag?” When the passenger replied, “No,” the officer asked, “Are you sure?” The traveler, according to a TSA memo, said, “Yea, I’m pretty sure,” and began to laugh. “Okay, just wanted to make sure. Have a nice flight,” the officer replied.

The white powder that appeared to be cocaine was actually creatine, a nutritional supplement that was “being utilized for the data collection” being performed by the bomb appraisal officer.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/memos-detail-tsa-officers-cocaine-pranks
Title: Re: Creatine/Cocaine airport prank by TSA officials
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 03, 2010, 03:29:21 AM
Dan Duchaine thought snorting creatine was a good idea. 
Title: Re: Creatine/Cocaine airport prank by TSA officials
Post by: Rosicrucian on November 03, 2010, 05:42:44 AM
Dan Duchaine thought snorting creatine was a good idea. 
Yea? Well Duchaine was a fucking piece of dogshit then.
Title: Re: Creatine/Cocaine airport prank by TSA officials
Post by: DK II on November 03, 2010, 05:45:31 AM
Waste of tax payer's money.
Title: Re: Creatine/Cocaine airport prank by TSA officials
Post by: Pollux on November 03, 2010, 05:48:25 AM
Dan Duchaine thought snorting creatine was a good idea. 

So I've been taking creatine all wrong?!  :-[
Title: Re: Creatine/Cocaine airport prank by TSA officials
Post by: BIG ACH on November 03, 2010, 06:27:11 AM

It would've been funny if a passenger was like "Oh Fuck!  Officer I can explain!" lol
Title: Re: Creatine/Cocaine airport prank by TSA officials
Post by: myt1 on November 03, 2010, 06:31:37 AM
So I've been taking creatine all wrong?!  :-[

Actually, the snorting thing is passe and outdated info.  For best results, all research now supports taking your creatine via anal suppository. Give it try