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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Stark on November 04, 2010, 01:46:51 PM
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Most embarrassing moment in your life?
I give you one.
this is probably about 15 years back - I had a girlfriend but she lived in another country, I think i was around 19 years old or so and a short time
before I got drafted in the German army.
I remember I had this fucking huge urge that I needed to get laid but I was walking through town - I litterlay had a constant boner and I was fucking
panicking!!!!
There's no way you find somebody to get laid at 14:00 in the middle of the day.
So I walk past this sex shop... says Videorama Porn videos.
I say thats fucking great I go and crack one off.
I was so happy that I literally danced to the till to pay for my ticket - the guy behind the desk gives me this weird look but I just didn't care, I didn't even
notice these weirdos that you find in these shops.
So I have my ticket and I got the "screening room" its like you have seen it in some movies - just smaller - leather sofa big screen at the front - after a few minutes the movie starts, some porn I cannot remember.
So I wax out my dick and go to town "HEEYAAAA"!!!!!
Next minute the lights go on the guy who I paid my ticket for is standing in the door frame and says: Put that away we don;t do that here!!!!!
My reflex should have been to quickly hide the boner in my hand but I was FUCKING STUMPED!!! I remember that I kept thinking... WTF this is a Porn Studio RIGHT!!!RIGHT!!!
The walk past him and the weird looking guy with the fatchicks sucks best video in his hand was possibly the most humiliating walk I had to do in my life..
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I had sex with a fat girl once.
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I slept with a 9.5.
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April 2nd,2007.10:42am :-[
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I sharted :-[
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I had sex with a fat girl once.
not embarrassing
I give you another one - this is 100%...
I got laid with a chick from my work, I finger banged her first before doing her, shortly after I leave the apartment - I'm in a real good mood and
I'm whistling some song.
I get into the lift and leave for the front door, In my thoughts I was still banging this great girl, and you know when you open a can of tuna and you have
that fish smell on your finger you HAVE to fucking smell it every now and then, now I still had that vagina smell on my finger and in my thoughts I must have been smiling and I smelled my fingers.
This homeless woman that was sitting outside the apartment looks at me and says real dry: Does it smell nice? Was she any good?
I nearlty fucking puked!!!!
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When I posted in this thread :-[
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stop lying stark; the most embarrassing thing that happened to you was when we found your facebook picture and you were exposed all over the board. i notice you've taken down your facebook and myspace and had the pics of you deleted.
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stop lying stark; the most embarrassing thing that happened to you was when we found your facebook picture and you were exposed all over the board. i notice you've taken down your facebook and myspace and had the pics of you deleted.
Hi Alex :D
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Yeah, those are some craxy sumbictchs givin away $11 million...fact that they $$ to teh godammit church tells ya they crazy...mustve been GBr's
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Once in high school we were talking about ancient Persia and instead of Persians I said panties (I sat behind a hot girl). I was so embarrassed when they called my mom.
Pfft. I once had a class presentation on ancient Greece and had to detail the use of crowbars, so don't feel bad.
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I was in the queue at a bank in York and I had my Hungarian passport with me but unfortunately I don't speak Hungarian; this guy behind me turns out to be Hungarian and starts blathering away to me, I was embarrassed as fucking hell.
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I moved to Florida from Massachusettes in 1993,one day while grocery shopping I see this guy I thought I knew from back home,I grabbed him,hugged him,and yelled"dude,what are you doing down here,fucking good to see you bro".
Turns out,it wasn`t even him!! ;D
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Had to give a big speach in front of my college class. I have always had a fear of speaking in public. I hate being the center of attention. I had a panic attack while I tried giving my speach. I was shakeing so hard I problalby looked like a crack head. After that I would have a drink or two before giving a big speach or presentation.
People who have never experinced panic attacks problably thought I was nuts didn't know what the heck was wrong with me.
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Lol there's many thing that I've blacked out over the years I couldn't bring em all up now.
I donno but I guess my most recent, is getting hauled out of the uni library on a strecher. Fucking wierd thing to happen not really embarassing as I have no shame and don't give a shit, but I think for some peopel it'd stand out as a bad moment. I donno I thought I was having a seisure or some shit still don't know what happened, fucking wierd shit my blood sugar fell through the floow nearly went catabolic :D.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=354414.0;attach=389856;image)
Nothing but a couple of bros hanging out, talking bodybuilding and shooting the shit..
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Nothing but a couple of bros hanging out, talking bodybuilding and shooting the shit..
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That's not Dolph Lundgren on the left. ;D
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not for nothing but that is a pretty impressive cock
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Me and my dad used to moon each other just to be idiots at the most random times. One time I thought I heard him in the living room so I just dropped my pants and stuck my ass around the corner at him, but when I looked I saw my grandparents just sitting there like " ???". I didn't try to explain it I just sorta walked off.
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not for nothing but that is a pretty impressive cock
end of thread. ;D
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not for nothing but that is a pretty impressive cock
Is it similar to the one you sucked off last week at the adult arcades?
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not for nothing but that is a pretty impressive cock
Not as impressive as yours .
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Is it similar to the one you sucked off last week at the adult arcades?
Pw3nd
Not as impressive as yours .
Redemption after being Pw3nd
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I'm a proctologist. You know, an "ass doctor."...
I leave the office one day and head to the bank.
It's my turn at the teller, so I walk up and reach into my pocket...
I pull out a rectal thermometer and say, "Great, some asshole is walking around with my pen!"
totally felt silly.
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my adult diaper broke at the mall once and i slipped and fell on my own shit....then later had a heart attack and died...
bench
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Share that....on this site, yeah right!!
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my adult diaper broke at the mall once and i slipped and fell on my own shit....then later had a heart attack and died...
bench
pip
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Share that....on this site, yeah right!!
Yeah no one really wants to hear about the first time you sucked another man off.
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first time i stepped into a gym all i could bench was 3 plates...i was so embarassed cause i knew all the bros in the gym must have been laughing at me.
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Every time I read a tallgerman post.