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Title: Share your most embarrassing moment in your life - I start
Post by: Stark on November 04, 2010, 01:46:51 PM
Most embarrassing moment in your life?

I give you one.

this is probably about 15 years back - I had a girlfriend but she lived in another country, I think i was around 19 years old or so and a short time
before I got drafted in the German army.
I remember I had this fucking huge urge that I needed to get laid but I was walking through town - I litterlay had a constant boner and I was fucking
panicking!!!!
There's no way you find somebody to get laid at 14:00 in the middle of the day.

So I walk past this sex shop... says Videorama Porn videos.
I say thats fucking great I go and crack one off.
I was so happy that I literally danced to the till to pay for my ticket - the guy behind the desk gives me this weird look but I just didn't care, I didn't even
notice these weirdos that you find in these shops.

So I have my ticket and I got the "screening room" its like you have seen it in some movies - just smaller - leather sofa big screen at the front - after a few minutes the movie starts, some porn I cannot remember.
So I wax out my dick and go to town "HEEYAAAA"!!!!!

Next minute the lights go on the guy who I paid my ticket for is standing in the door frame and says: Put that away we don;t do that here!!!!!
My reflex should have been to quickly hide the boner in my hand but I was FUCKING STUMPED!!! I remember that I kept thinking... WTF this is a Porn Studio RIGHT!!!RIGHT!!!

The walk past him and the weird looking guy with the fatchicks sucks best video in his hand was possibly the most humiliating walk I had to do in my life..

Share you story
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Post by: Hulkotron on November 04, 2010, 01:48:54 PM
I had sex with a fat girl once.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on November 04, 2010, 01:50:33 PM
I slept with a 9.5.
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Post by: CalvinH on November 04, 2010, 01:51:26 PM
April 2nd,2007.10:42am :-[
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Post by: makaveli25 on November 04, 2010, 01:52:59 PM
I sharted  :-[
Title: Re: Share your most embarrassing moment in your life - I start
Post by: Stark on November 04, 2010, 01:53:16 PM
I had sex with a fat girl once.

not embarrassing

I give you another one - this is 100%...

I got laid with a chick from my work, I finger banged her first before doing her, shortly after I leave the apartment - I'm in a real good mood and
I'm whistling some song.
I get into the lift and leave for the front door, In my thoughts I was still banging this great girl, and you know when you open a can of tuna and you have
that fish smell on your finger you HAVE to fucking smell it every now and then, now I still had that vagina smell on my finger and in my thoughts I must have been smiling and I smelled my fingers.
This homeless woman that was sitting outside the apartment looks at me and says real dry: Does it smell nice? Was she any good?

I nearlty fucking puked!!!!
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Post by: CalvinH on November 04, 2010, 01:53:56 PM
When I posted in this thread :-[
Title: Re: Share your most embarrassing moment in your life - I start
Post by: TruthHurts on November 04, 2010, 01:59:51 PM
stop lying stark; the most embarrassing thing that happened to you was when we found your facebook picture and you were exposed all over the board. i notice you've taken down your facebook and myspace and had the pics of you deleted.
Title: Re: Share your most embarrassing moment in your life - I start
Post by: Stark on November 04, 2010, 02:04:37 PM
stop lying stark; the most embarrassing thing that happened to you was when we found your facebook picture and you were exposed all over the board. i notice you've taken down your facebook and myspace and had the pics of you deleted.

Hi Alex :D
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Post by: dov on November 04, 2010, 02:13:27 PM
Yeah, those are some craxy sumbictchs givin away $11 million...fact that they $$ to teh godammit church tells ya they crazy...mustve been GBr's
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Post by: dr.chimps on November 04, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
Once in high school we were talking about ancient Persia and instead of Persians I said panties (I sat behind a hot girl).  I was so embarrassed when they called my mom.
Pfft. I once had a class presentation on ancient Greece and had to detail the use of crowbars, so don't feel bad.
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Post by: Deicide on November 04, 2010, 02:31:10 PM
I was in the queue at a bank in York and I had my Hungarian passport with me but unfortunately I don't speak Hungarian; this guy behind me turns out to be Hungarian and starts blathering away to me, I was embarrassed as fucking hell.
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Post by: wes on November 04, 2010, 02:32:35 PM
I moved to Florida from Massachusettes in 1993,one day while grocery shopping I see this guy I thought I knew from back home,I grabbed him,hugged him,and yelled"dude,what are you doing down here,fucking good to see you bro".

Turns out,it wasn`t even him!! ;D
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Post by: makaveli25 on November 04, 2010, 04:55:48 PM
Had to give a big speach in front of my college class. I have always had a fear of speaking in public. I hate being the center of attention. I had a panic attack while I tried giving my speach. I was shakeing so hard I problalby looked like a crack head. After that I would have a drink or two before giving a big speach or presentation.

People who have never experinced panic attacks problably thought I was nuts didn't know what the heck was wrong with me.
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Post by: MuscleMcMannus on November 04, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Share your most embarrassing moment in your life - I start
Post by: Lundgren on November 04, 2010, 05:13:54 PM
Lol there's many thing that I've blacked out over the years I couldn't bring em all up now.

I donno but I guess my most recent, is getting hauled out of the uni library on a strecher. Fucking wierd thing to happen not really embarassing as I have no shame and don't give a shit, but I think for some peopel it'd stand out as a bad moment. I donno I thought I was having a seisure or some shit still don't know what happened, fucking wierd shit my blood sugar fell through the floow nearly went catabolic :D.
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Post by: MuscleMcMannus on November 04, 2010, 05:17:47 PM
 ???
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Post by: OneMoreRep on November 04, 2010, 06:02:03 PM
???
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=354414.0;attach=389856;image)

Nothing but a couple of bros hanging out, talking bodybuilding and shooting the shit..

"1"
Title: Re: Share your most embarrassing moment in your life - I start
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on November 04, 2010, 06:17:46 PM
Nothing but a couple of bros hanging out, talking bodybuilding and shooting the shit..

"1"
That's not Dolph Lundgren on the left.  ;D
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Post by: johnnynoname on November 04, 2010, 06:21:50 PM
not for nothing but that is a pretty impressive cock
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Post by: Nirvana on November 04, 2010, 06:50:46 PM
Me and my dad used to moon each other just to be idiots at the most random times.  One time I thought I heard him in the living room so I just dropped my pants and stuck my ass around the corner at him, but when I looked I saw my grandparents just sitting there like " ???".  I didn't try to explain it I just sorta walked off.
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Post by: Bflex on November 04, 2010, 06:51:01 PM
not for nothing but that is a pretty impressive cock
end of thread. ;D
Title: Re: Share your most embarrassing moment in your life - I start
Post by: Firemuscle on November 04, 2010, 06:53:04 PM
not for nothing but that is a pretty impressive cock

 Is it similar to the one you sucked off last week at the adult arcades?
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Post by: che on November 04, 2010, 06:54:33 PM
not for nothing but that is a pretty impressive cock

Not as impressive as yours .
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Post by: johnnynoname on November 04, 2010, 06:59:06 PM
Is it similar to the one you sucked off last week at the adult arcades?

Pw3nd

Not as impressive as yours .

Redemption after being Pw3nd
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Post by: doison on November 04, 2010, 07:51:02 PM
I'm a proctologist.  You know, an "ass doctor."...

I leave the office one day and head to the bank. 
It's my turn at the teller, so I walk up and reach into my pocket...
I pull out a rectal thermometer and say, "Great, some asshole is walking around with my pen!"



totally felt silly.
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Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 08:00:23 PM
my adult diaper broke at the mall once and i slipped and fell on my own shit....then later had a heart attack and died...

bench
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Post by: Coach is Back! on November 04, 2010, 08:48:59 PM
Share that....on this site, yeah right!!
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Post by: disturbia on November 04, 2010, 08:54:46 PM
my adult diaper broke at the mall once and i slipped and fell on my own shit....then later had a heart attack and died...

bench

pip
Title: Re: Share your most embarrassing moment in your life - I start
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on November 05, 2010, 06:01:44 AM
Share that....on this site, yeah right!!

Yeah no one really wants to hear about the first time you sucked another man off.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 05, 2010, 06:12:00 AM
first time i stepped into a gym all i could bench was 3 plates...i was so embarassed cause i knew all the bros in the gym must have been laughing at me.
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Post by: CalvinH on November 05, 2010, 08:14:08 AM
Every time I read a tallgerman post.