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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Nails on November 05, 2010, 09:38:33 AM
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maybe still too hard for teenage whores to follow the instructions on this ground breaking simple to use birth control
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why is it called "hand" lotion ?
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maybe still too hard for teenage whores to follow the instructions on this ground breaking simple to use birth control
War in afghanistan, we just had about 15 carbombs and suicide attacks in iraq - service personal dead - death and destruction everywhere - mexico going to shits
I'm not even going to start with the fucked up economy ------ And the NEWS!!! see this as the big news?
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War in afghanistan, we just had about 15 carbombs and suicide attacks in iraq - service personal dead - death and destruction everywhere - mexico going to shits
I'm not even going to start with the fucked up economy ------ And the NEWS!!! see this as the big news?
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Clever...
here is whats going to happen to you
1) Your slag of a girlfriend is too dumb to use the pill propperly and you WILL get her pregnant.
2) She will have a semi retarded child with one eye and three arms - no legs.
3) It will scream and rant every minute of your life
4) Exactly 2 month after she spawned the demon child (as you call it now) you both hatch a plan to "humanly" dispose of your "trouble".
5) You stuff a little toy car down your babies throat and call the ambulance
6) The ambulance comes early and is immediately suspicious.
7) One week nothing happens - and you both think you are home free
8) The cops will knock on your door and ask you all kind of embaressing questions.
9) You panic
10) You and your gf are charged with murder
11) She is blaming you
12) The bitch judge see her point and lets her off lightly with probation
13) You get 13 years max penitentiary
14) After spending 2 month in the pen and fighting off the black gangmembers who want to get frisky with you you turn to god
15) You become a priest
16) You have an argument with one of the gangleaders (no idea what about)
17) They will bury you alife
18) You will never be found.
Good luck