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Title: my stomach is fucking burning..help me!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 09, 2010, 09:06:16 AM
ok i dont know what the fuck happened, but the last 24 hours my stomach has been on fire, i cant stand up straight and walk without massive stomach cramps, ive had zero appetite for fucking 24 straight hours now...im not throwing up, or shitting a storm, i dont know what the deal is. anyone have recommendations? (besides killing myself)
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Post by: Meso_z on November 09, 2010, 09:07:13 AM
ok i dont know what the fuck happened, but the last 24 hours my stomach has been on fire, i cant stand up straight and walk without massive stomach cramps, ive had zero appetite for fucking 24 straight hours now...im not throwing up, or shitting a storm, i dont know what the deal is. anyone have recommendations? (besides killing myself)
maybe go see a doctor?  ::)
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Post by: lovemonkey on November 09, 2010, 09:08:30 AM
maybe go see a doctor?  ::)

lol pussy
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Post by: Devon97 on November 09, 2010, 09:08:41 AM
I had something VERY similar to this 3 weeks ago. It started on a Saturday and got Horrible by Tuesday.

Pepto Bismo didnt help a bit so I finally went to the Dr. Once I took the meds I got a little better w/ in 30 mins. However I was not 100% until Friday.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 09, 2010, 09:11:52 AM
I had something VERY similar to this 3 weeks ago. It started on a Saturday and got Horrible by Tuesday.

Pepto Bismo didnt help a bit so I finally went to the Dr. Once I took the meds I got a little better w/ in 30 mins. However I was not 100% until Friday.

what did they say the problem was devon?
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Post by: Butterbean on November 09, 2010, 09:17:29 AM
Are you on any meds JM?  If so, did you recently start them?

maybe go see a doctor? 

Yes!
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Post by: Tito24 on November 09, 2010, 09:22:45 AM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/34xl5yt.jpg)
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 09, 2010, 09:24:05 AM
pepto bismol?
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 09, 2010, 09:25:07 AM
Are you on any meds JM?  If so, did you recently start them?

Yes!

no meds. it just came out of nowhere. just drank some Maalox but it is still there
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Post by: Butterbean on November 09, 2010, 09:27:55 AM
no meds. it just came out of nowhere. just drank some Maalox but it is still there


Go here:

http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/tools/symptom/527.html



(sorry fixed the link)
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 09, 2010, 09:34:43 AM
thanks for the link butter :)
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Post by: The Showstoppa on November 09, 2010, 09:38:36 AM
If it lingers for more than a day, you should go see a doc.  Could be ulcers....hope you feel better.
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Post by: lovemonkey on November 09, 2010, 09:39:51 AM
Swallow some razorblades and wash it down with benzyl peroxide. Should do the trick.
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Post by: Voice of Doom on November 09, 2010, 09:43:12 AM
AIDs?
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Post by: Meso_z on November 09, 2010, 09:55:38 AM
Swallow some razorblades and wash it down with benzyl peroxide. Should do the trick.
:D
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Post by: Chick on November 09, 2010, 09:58:54 AM
ok i dont know what the fuck happened, but the last 24 hours my stomach has been on fire, i cant stand up straight and walk without massive stomach cramps, ive had zero appetite for fucking 24 straight hours now...im not throwing up, or shitting a storm, i dont know what the deal is. anyone have recommendations? (besides killing myself)

For the quick fix, drink some carbonated beverage like ginger ale, or diet sprite....and anything with a high salt contex, like saltines, crackers, etc...
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Post by: mass243 on November 09, 2010, 10:07:28 AM
Drop orals immediately. Tomorrow you're OK.
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Post by: Tapeworm on November 09, 2010, 10:13:27 AM
Where, exactly?  Upper, lower, left, right?  Any nausea or just pain?

And yes, go to the doc.
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Post by: MAXX on November 09, 2010, 10:19:37 AM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/34xl5yt.jpg)
lol where is this video from mars?

on topic. me i just got the winter flu it seems. started with stomach cramps... just spray painted my toilet for 20 minutes straight like non-stop. guess I will start throwing up soon to.
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Post by: Devon97 on November 09, 2010, 10:23:03 AM
what did they say the problem was devon?

I don't remember, I think some type of a virus. I was NOT hungry at all and would get sick as hell when I tried to eat. But If I didn't eat I became nauseus and light headed from lack of food.

My stomach was also very distented. All liquid shit for about 4 days. No vomit though. Never felt stomach sickness like this in my life.
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Post by: Stark on November 09, 2010, 10:26:34 AM
Its all the man juice stacked up in your belly :P
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Post by: nder98 on November 09, 2010, 11:00:18 AM
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Post by: Marty Champions on November 09, 2010, 01:36:52 PM
ok i dont know what the fuck happened, but the last 24 hours my stomach has been on fire, i cant stand up straight and walk without massive stomach cramps, ive had zero appetite for fucking 24 straight hours now...im not throwing up, or shitting a storm, i dont know what the deal is. anyone have recommendations? (besides killing myself)

the meat eating is causing massive ulcers you morally unaware meat eater, be greatful that im helping you, eat some fucking beans!
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Post by: Marty Champions on November 09, 2010, 01:38:26 PM
For the quick fix, drink some carbonated beverage like ginger ale, or diet sprite....and anything with a high salt contex, like saltines, crackers, etc...

hahah "ginger ale" and "crackers" hahahah no wonder your in such great shape!
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Post by: Emmortal on November 09, 2010, 01:47:13 PM
the meat eating is causing massive ulcers you morally unaware meat eater, be greatful that im helping you, eat some fucking beans!

Yea because man didn't survive on meat for millions of years before agriculture or anything.  It's definitely the meat...god you are fucking retarded.
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Post by: Meso_z on November 09, 2010, 02:02:05 PM
Yea because man didn't survive on meat for millions of years before agriculture or anything.  It's definitely the meat...god you are fucking retarded.
lol...all "kale greens"  ::)
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Post by: funk51 on November 09, 2010, 02:03:33 PM
just checking you didn't die yet. i think you got bubonic plague.
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Post by: Marty Champions on November 09, 2010, 03:28:07 PM
Yea because man didn't survive on meat for millions of years before agriculture or anything.  It's definitely the meat...god you are fucking retarded.

Wow bro you learn something new everyday!
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Post by: benchmstr on November 09, 2010, 03:31:23 PM
poke ice cubes up your ass...

bench
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Post by: w8m8 on November 09, 2010, 04:06:58 PM

just checking you didn't die yet. i think you got bubonic plague.


LOL







poke ice cubes up your ass...

bench


That may feel good .. but will it cure bubonic plague  :D
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Post by: benchmstr on November 09, 2010, 04:08:26 PM

That may feel good .. but will it cure bubonic plague  :D
if they are cold enough....with a dash of gypsy tears on them..

bench
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Post by: w8m8 on November 09, 2010, 04:13:28 PM
if they are cold enough....with a dash of gypsy tears on them..

bench

who gets to make Sev cry ?  :)
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Post by: Alexander D on November 09, 2010, 06:52:43 PM

When you say your "STOMACH", where is the pain exactly? Divide your abdomen into 4 quadrants... Right upper, right lower, left upper, left lower... where is the discomfort the most? Have you ever had this pain before? Does the pain travel or radiate anywhere (Like to your shoulder blades, into your back, down your sides... etc)... what were u doing when it started? Does anything make the pain better? Any association with food or bowel movements?

Do you take any meds regularly, including OTC stuff like Ibuprofen, Advil etc?
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Post by: Nirvana on November 09, 2010, 07:06:18 PM
(http://land.allears.net/blogs/mikescopa/Pepto-Bismol-Chewables.gif)
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Post by: Alexander D on November 09, 2010, 07:12:16 PM
(http://land.allears.net/blogs/mikescopa/Pepto-Bismol-Chewables.gif)


I think before we start suggesting shit for him to take we should have a reasonable idea of what we are treating, right?  ::)

I have seen literally 100's of patients that say "Doc my stomach is killing me" only for it to turn out to be appendicitis, diverticulitis, PID (We can probably rule this out, unless JOHN is really a girl LOL) symptomatic cholelithiasis, perforated gastric ulcers... etc etc you name it. Rarely does the general public even know where their stomach is.

Ultimately if he really is in a lot of pain, he should of course go see his primary care doctor.
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Post by: BIG ACH on November 09, 2010, 07:19:29 PM
Is it burning like heart burn / indigestion type of burning?  Or does it just hurt like the feeling you get when you need to shit or you have diarrhea?
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Post by: wes mantooth on November 09, 2010, 07:26:46 PM
your gall bladder is broken.....

get it ripped out and youll be fine. just dont eat broccoli or spinach EVER again unless you wear a diaper
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 09, 2010, 07:32:52 PM
i tried the ice cubes up the ass thing and it didnt work
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 09, 2010, 07:35:20 PM
at first i was afraid i may have fucked up my stomach from taking too many allergy/sleep pills lately. however after about 36 hours the burning cramps seem to be finally subsiding THANK GOD. only problem is that now im shitting up a storm and farting steaming hot gases of rotting death meat
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Post by: chaos on November 09, 2010, 07:38:36 PM
ok i dont know what the fuck happened, but the last 24 hours my stomach has been on fire, i cant stand up straight and walk without massive stomach cramps, ive had zero appetite for fucking 24 straight hours now...im not throwing up, or shitting a storm, i dont know what the deal is. anyone have recommendations? (besides killing myself)
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Post by: wes mantooth on November 09, 2010, 07:41:11 PM
i tried the ice cubes up the ass thing and it didnt work

they need to be pushed up deep by an uncircumcised penis....are you sure you did it right?
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 09, 2010, 07:47:08 PM


hahaahha i love that picture
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Post by: chaos on November 09, 2010, 08:06:46 PM
hahaahha i love that picture
I LOL every time I see it. ;D
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 09, 2010, 09:08:22 PM
African kid was good, I still love this one though... one of the true old school classics.

(http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tarp-30198.jpg)
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Post by: noworries on November 09, 2010, 10:11:37 PM
African kid was good, I still love this one though... one of the true old school classics.

(http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tarp-30198.jpg)

I like this one
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Post by: Tito24 on November 10, 2010, 08:44:42 AM
lol where is this video from mars?

on topic. me i just got the winter flu it seems. started with stomach cramps... just spray painted my toilet for 20 minutes straight like non-stop. guess I will start throwing up soon to.

haha he was on a dutch tv sport show the other day. pretty cool to see him suddenly on it.
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Post by: Nirvana on November 10, 2010, 01:04:54 PM

I think before we start suggesting shit for him to take we should have a reasonable idea of what we are treating, right?  ::)

I have seen literally 100's of patients that say "Doc my stomach is killing me" only for it to turn out to be appendicitis, diverticulitis, PID (We can probably rule this out, unless JOHN is really a girl LOL) symptomatic cholelithiasis, perforated gastric ulcers... etc etc you name it. Rarely does the general public even know where their stomach is.

Ultimately if he really is in a lot of pain, he should of course go see his primary care doctor.

well I just wanted 1000 posts but ok
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Post by: Firemuscle on November 10, 2010, 06:57:59 PM
 Same thing happened to me after I ate a bunch of peppers and drank a ton of Sake.

 Prilosec OTC is the cure for most stomach problems like this.
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Post by: Marty Champions on November 10, 2010, 07:05:21 PM
tonsils usually the first to go wich are your first immunity responding lymphs

then your appendix

i wish i still had my tonsils yet i was a conforming teen and thought the doctor could cure me  ::) when in reality its all diet related
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 10, 2010, 09:59:45 PM
Do a 7 day fast on only Lana's egg whites straight from the tap(non cooked)