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Title: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: BIG DUB on November 09, 2010, 02:58:18 PM
Half Black, Half Korean. :D

http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/contests/2010-sacramento-pro/3599-bikini-competitor-safiya-johnson-interview-with-her-sister-tanji.html
Title: Re: I Wanna Fuck Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: affeman on November 09, 2010, 03:00:41 PM
Just do it.
Title: Re: I Wanna Fuck Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 09, 2010, 03:07:52 PM
Half Black, Half Korean. :D

http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/contests/2010-sacramento-pro/3599-bikini-competitor-safiya-johnson-interview-with-her-sister-tanji.html
Enjoy, seems like there is one nude shot on modelmayhem that you can't see unless you are a member

http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/728971/viewall (http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/728971/viewall)
Title: Re: I Wanna Fuck Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: roccoginge on November 09, 2010, 03:10:49 PM
Both are very beautiful
Title: Re: I Wanna Fuck Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: BIG DUB on November 09, 2010, 03:11:28 PM
Enjoy, seems like there is one nude shot on modelmayhem that you can't see unless you are a member
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/728971/viewall (http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/728971/viewall)

My Brotha..Thank You!
Title: Re: I Wanna Fuck Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 09, 2010, 03:13:12 PM
My Brotha..Thank You!
No prob, she is very attractive...I may over rule my no implants rule for her.
Title: Re: I Wanna Fuck Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: flexingtonsteele on November 09, 2010, 03:17:50 PM
Too thin.

She needs a few cheat meals.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: TK on November 09, 2010, 03:25:35 PM

Pictures from Sacramento this past weekend


(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33401289247453.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33411289247453.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33471289247453.jpg)

Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: benchmstr on November 09, 2010, 03:27:34 PM
Pictures from Sacramento this past weekend


(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33401289247453.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33411289247453.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33471289247453.jpg)


downs syndrom?

bench
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Tre on November 09, 2010, 03:27:54 PM
The Blasian hotties are rising up.

Title: Re: I Wanna Fuck Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Tre on November 09, 2010, 03:28:56 PM
Enjoy, seems like there is one nude shot on modelmayhem that you can't see unless you are a member

I've known Safiya since she was like 16.  I will NOT be looking at nudes of her! lol 

Title: Re: I Wanna Fuck Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: benchmstr on November 09, 2010, 03:29:40 PM
I've known Safiya since she was like 16.  I will NOT be looking at nudes of her! lol 


you need some HCG...

bench
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: BIG DUB on November 09, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
Pictures from Sacramento this past weekend


(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33401289247453.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33411289247453.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33471289247453.jpg)



So young and tender..
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Devon97 on November 09, 2010, 03:47:21 PM
So young and tender..

Haha settle down son, she's married  :D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: benchmstr on November 09, 2010, 03:49:56 PM
Haha settle down son, she's married  :D
bwhahahahaha like women have any sense of loyalty lol....

bench
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 09, 2010, 03:50:32 PM
Haha settle down son, she's married  :D
It won't last :D
married to a competitive bikini chick? Big Dub has chance, he is a consistant poster on here, that comes with perks...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Devon97 on November 09, 2010, 03:55:27 PM
It won't last :D
married to a competitive bikini chick? Big Dub has chance, he is a consistant poster on here, that comes with perks...

Normally I would agree, but she likes white guys and I'm willing to bet "BigDUB" is not  :'(
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 09, 2010, 04:04:26 PM
Normally I would agree, but she likes white guys and I'm willing to bet "BigDUB" is not  :'(
Meh, she married at 25, betcha dude was tryna wife it up real quick, he might be a "safe guy", and she being like most girls her age wants to get married and says yes...and she is a bikini competitor...nuff said...by the time she is 30, she'll be divorced

No offense to her, and I could very well be wrong.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: BIG DUB on November 09, 2010, 04:08:40 PM
Normally I would agree, but she likes white guys and I'm willing to bet "BigDUB" is not  :'(

It may have been the environment that she was raised in..How can a woman not be attracted to a man that looks most like her Daddy?.. Hmmm.. "Daddy".. That would be a good name for her to call me...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: G_Thang on November 09, 2010, 04:10:43 PM
Meh, she married at 25, betcha dude was tryna wife it up real quick, he might be a "safe guy", and she being like most girls her age wants to get married and says yes...and she is a bikini competitor...nuff said...by the time she is 30, she'll be divorced

No offense to her, and I could very well be wrong.

dont think it's an issue if she is still married at 30, the next guy in line will be another white guy if she divorces...just like older sister tanji.

anyway...i'd say tanji is the catch of the bunch.

i guess they fit in jnn 99% of black women.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: BIG DUB on November 09, 2010, 04:14:14 PM
dont think it's an issue if she is still married at 30, the next guy in line will be another white guy if she divorces...just like older sister tanji.

anyway...i'd say tanji is the catch of the bunch.

i guess they fit in jnn 99% of black women.

I remember Tanji pushing the "I'm a Christian" line in the past. Meanwhile on Milos' board, he had some of her nudes posted..
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 09, 2010, 04:21:55 PM
Her parents fell for ole' breed mixing/one world government hook-line-sinker
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: BIG DUB on November 09, 2010, 04:24:27 PM
Her parents fell for ole' breed mixing/one world government hook-line-sinker

The results were excellent. I remember seeing a pic of Amerie's parents and needless to day her mom also Korean is hot.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Lundgren on November 09, 2010, 04:28:32 PM
Pictures from Sacramento this past weekend


(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33401289247453.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33411289247453.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33471289247453.jpg)


You fuckers(parker thinks that's to hostile :D )fellars don't know the shit storm you just started this bitch is the hottest chick in existant, (got a dark skin asian fetish) :D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Croatch on November 09, 2010, 05:18:38 PM
Void for implants.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: che on November 09, 2010, 05:23:38 PM
Pictures from Sacramento this past weekend


(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33401289247453.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33411289247453.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33471289247453.jpg)


No ass
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: mass 04 on November 09, 2010, 05:27:55 PM
How much for the posing trunks?
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: BIG DUB on November 09, 2010, 05:31:31 PM
I wonder if she speaks Korean..It'd be too hot if she did..
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 09, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
How much for the posing trunks?

I'm not sure if they would fit you....
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: johnnynoname on November 09, 2010, 05:54:15 PM
is it me or doesn't she look like Mary Carey if she tripped in mud?
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: mass 04 on November 09, 2010, 06:06:40 PM
I'm not sure if they would fit you....
They're um for a friend.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: boonasty on November 09, 2010, 06:11:19 PM
great butt.

Void for implants.
i'm sure she's broken up she doesn't meet with your approval
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 09, 2010, 11:06:36 PM
is it me or doesn't she look like Mary Carey if she tripped in mud?
LOL, I see it too...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: kevinf on November 09, 2010, 11:16:09 PM
What a crazy mix Korean and Black!! :o
That middle sister got the shit end of the looks. Tanji and Sofiya are hot!
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 09, 2010, 11:32:16 PM
What a crazy mix Korean and Black!! :o
That middle sister got the shit end of the looks. Tanji and Sofiya are hot!
Basically a hot face, no boobs or ass...so in terms of body, all of them got the shit end of the stick.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Tre on November 09, 2010, 11:43:22 PM
What a crazy mix Korean and Black!! :o
That middle sister got the shit end of the looks. Tanji and Sofiya are hot!

Basically a hot face, no boobs or ass...so in terms of body, all of them got the shit end of the stick.

Are you guys insane?

Middle sister is SMOKIN'!  It's been a minute since I last saw her, but I considered her the most free-spirited of the trio and besides, she's a trained dancer and her flexibility is out of this world. 

Individually, they're all (cliché alert!) beautiful, bright, and successful young women, but together, they're a whole handful of HOT DAMN!! 

Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 09, 2010, 11:53:11 PM
Are you guys insane?

Middle sister is SMOKIN'!  It's been a minute since I last saw her, but I considered her the most free-spirited of the trio and besides, she's a trained dancer and her flexibility is out of this world. 

Individually, they're all (cliché alert!) beautiful, bright, and successful young women, but together, they're a whole handful of HOT DAMN!! 


No offense Tre-nugga, but I have to see for myself. But, the pic that posted before, sista girl and the lil chica got some banging booty.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: MB_722 on November 10, 2010, 12:19:06 AM
good stuff
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: clued-up on November 10, 2010, 12:22:14 AM
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/14181/0/d/img_33411289247453.jpg)

Superb ass.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 10, 2010, 01:52:36 AM
Tanji has a deep voice, and Safiya...ok "head snaps" and that lil posing, you had to work at that? WTF?
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 10, 2010, 01:53:28 AM
She looks great, lots of fags on getbig. 
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 10, 2010, 01:57:48 AM
She looks great, lots of fags on getbig. 
Ain't nobody said she didn't look good....She Fire....Baby...FI-YAAAAAAA!
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 10, 2010, 01:58:57 AM
Ain't nobody said she didn't look good....She Fire....Baby...FI-YAAAAAAA!

You know how some of these clowns are....
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 10, 2010, 02:13:18 AM
I remember Tanji pushing the "I'm a Christian" line in the past. Meanwhile on Milos' board, he had some of her nudes posted..
Christian chicks are always the biggest freaks....
Title: Re: I Wanna Fuck Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Tre on November 10, 2010, 04:11:43 AM
you need some HCG...

LOL!!!

You made me spit out my water, man. 

Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 10, 2010, 04:16:46 AM
she looks like Stacey Dash in a head on collission with a Mack Truck.

no racism

(http://www2.evilbee.nl/wallpapers/img/e71f0480d099b4243625ceff07f5fbf7/1/stacey_dash_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 10, 2010, 05:25:02 AM
she looks like Stacey Dash in a head on collission with a Mack Truck.

no racism

(http://www2.evilbee.nl/wallpapers/img/e71f0480d099b4243625ceff07f5fbf7/1/stacey_dash_0.jpg)
Stacey FTW!
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 10, 2010, 12:17:12 PM
Stacey FTW!

one of the hottest black chicks out there....since about 1992 til today.  she's 44 years old and just did playboy.  think she's got a few kids too.  amazing.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Wiggs on November 10, 2010, 12:27:59 PM
Not my type...I've never found the Black/Asian mix attractive...Not saying I wouldn't hit it of course, just saying I wouldn't chase it.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: johnnynoname on November 10, 2010, 12:30:54 PM
Not my type...I've never found the Black/Asian mix attractive...Not saying I wouldn't hit it of course, just saying I wouldn't chase it.

of course she isn't your type

she isn't a fat white chick
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 10, 2010, 12:39:38 PM
bwhahahahaha like women have any sense of loyalty lol....

bench

Q F T

lol
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: SafiyaJ on November 10, 2010, 08:43:29 PM

I dont get on these boards very often, infact I dont think Ive posted anything on here in years but, there are a few things that have flagged my attention. Since I am the topic of this thread who better to comment about me than ME. First I can assure you that neither me or Tanji have ever posed nude in photos. I am not sure what your definition of "nudes" are, but I always thought nude pictures meant being "in the nude, naked, no clothes" Unless that definition has changed over the years, then I can say I have never posed nude. Are there photos of me in skimpy bikinis, outfits, and so forth...that maybe implies more than what the eye can see? ABSOLUTELY, welcome to the industry.

I appreciate all the love and criticism. I am very aware that I compete in probably the most subjective division in the IFBB because its primarily based on looks and presentation. AND...I am ok with that. I am happy and honored to walk on an IFBB stage and to share the stage with all sorts of beautiful women. There is enough beauty to go around and most importanly there is something for everyone. If I dont happen to be your cup of tea....its all good baby... because I dont train to look good for you. When I train I have only ME in mind because at the end of the day, if I dont feel good about myself, it doesnt really matter what any judge or spectator thinks of me. Some people are looking for that American girl next door and that...I will never be!

The other comments regarding my parents... "Her parents fell for ole' breed mixing/one world government hook-line-sinker"...really? Actually theyve been married for 30 years and still going strong. Other parents could learn a thing or two from mine. And comments regarding my marriage and any other area of my personal life...lets just say please devote your energy to your own personal relationships. Im good..really, Im good ;)

Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: G_Thang on November 10, 2010, 10:24:37 PM
The other comments regarding my parents... "Her parents fell for ole' breed mixing/one world government hook-line-sinker"...really? Actually theyve been married for 30 years and still going strong. Other parents could learn a thing or two from mine. And comments regarding my marriage and any other area of my personal life...lets just say please devote your energy to your own personal relationships. Im good..really, Im good ;)

really youngling...it's not as deep as you think.  ;)

Quote from: Man of Steel on October 31, 2010, 11:03:43 AM
Posters on Getbig could careless about the act, the belief or the pic being discussed.  All they care about is whether or not they "look good" in the thread debate.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: no one on November 10, 2010, 10:59:27 PM
If I dont happen to be your cup of tea....its all good baby... because I dont train to look good for you.


bullshit.

you're saying you dont it for attention? whatever. thats why you post nearly naked photos of yourself because thats what the industry demands, right?

 ::)

i'm sure this would go over a lot better on some other boards. here, bullshit is bullshit and it's said so, so you can stash the attitude and know your role.

welcome to the thunderdome.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 10, 2010, 11:01:39 PM
bullshit.

you're saying you dont it for attention? whatever. thats why you post nearly naked photos of yourself because thats what the industry demands, right?

 ::)

i'm sure this would go over a lot better on some other boards. here, bullshit is bullshit and it's said so, so you can stash the attitude and know your role.

welcome to the thunderdome.

LOL Just imagine if this was Mayhem or MD!?! hahaha, thread would be locked 3.2 seconds, 8 apology threads would be started by mods begging this chic for forgiveness and about 12 people would be put on time out or ip banned..
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 11, 2010, 01:41:48 AM
LOL Just imagine if this was Mayhem or MD!?! hahaha, thread would be locked 3.2 seconds, 8 apology threads would be started by mods begging this chic for forgiveness and about 12 people would be put on time out or ip banned..


Those Mayhem boards sucked.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 01:46:51 AM
I dont get on these boards very often, infact I dont think Ive posted anything on here in years but, there are a few things that have flagged my attention. Since I am the topic of this thread who better to comment about me than ME. First I can assure you that neither me or Tanji have ever posed nude in photos. I am not sure what your definition of "nudes" are, but I always thought nude pictures meant being "in the nude, naked, no clothes" Unless that definition has changed over the years, then I can say I have never posed nude. Are there photos of me in skimpy bikinis, outfits, and so forth...that maybe implies more than what the eye can see? ABSOLUTELY, welcome to the industry.

I appreciate all the love and criticism. I am very aware that I compete in probably the most subjective division in the IFBB because its primarily based on looks and presentation. AND...I am ok with that. I am happy and honored to walk on an IFBB stage and to share the stage with all sorts of beautiful women. There is enough beauty to go around and most importanly there is something for everyone. If I dont happen to be your cup of tea....its all good baby... because I dont train to look good for you. When I train I have only ME in mind because at the end of the day, if I dont feel good about myself, it doesnt really matter what any judge or spectator thinks of me. Some people are looking for that American girl next door and that...I will never be!

The other comments regarding my parents... "Her parents fell for ole' breed mixing/one world government hook-line-sinker"...really? Actually theyve been married for 30 years and still going strong. Other parents could learn a thing or two from mine. And comments regarding my marriage and any other area of my personal life...lets just say please devote your energy to your own personal relationships. Im good..really, Im good ;)


Well, well...I was was the one that mentioned nudes, because many times on modelmayhem the nudes you have to logon to see, which said that about one case...

And your father was he military? Nuff, said on that one ;)

And BTW, your marriage...you say your are good..."BUT ARE YOUR HAPPY?" (taken from the playa's handbook vol 1, 1978 edition, question #1)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Tapeworm on November 11, 2010, 02:09:52 AM
Well, well...I was was the one that mentioned nudes, because many times on modelmayhem the nudes you have to logon to see, which said that about one case...

And your father was he military? Nuff, said on that one ;)

And BTW, your marriage...you say your are good..."BUT ARE YOUR HAPPY?" (taken from the playa's handbook vol 1, 1978 edition, question #1)

I don't like your chances, P.  Her post rated a solid 6 on the you-don't-know-me headwobble scale.  It's gonna be a tough sell.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 02:12:35 AM
I don't like your chances, P.  Her post rated a solid 6 on the you-don't-know-me headwobble scale.  It's gonna be a tough sell.
Oh well, thing is, every girl has the "you don't know me", but yes, girl WE know you...all that needs to be done is a repost of Blockhead's "A day in the Life of a Bikini Competitor", insert name...and let the Fi-YA burn ;D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 03:42:08 AM
Safiya, was (is) this you? ;D

 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN NPC BIKINI COMPETITOR



11:33pm: Finish your shift at Hooter's. Hang out in the locker room with the other orange short clad waitresses and debate about what is worse about being a Hooter's waitress: Smelling like a combination of draft beer and buffalo wing sauce at the end of the night or the fact that it's becomming more of a family place instead of a frat guy place.




11:44pm: Count your tips. $87. Roll your eyes and mumble under your breathe how much you hate the jealous #### hostess because she gives you shit customers. Laugh to yourself because of her horrible boob job. Wonder if she knows that you know that her boyfriend is like sOOooo cheating on her anyway. Think to yourself how fantabulous your life is.



11:47pm: Text your weed hook-up. " hey u got a dime i can meet u later " Put on your clubby clothes and cake on the Victoria's Secret Dream Angels Heavenly mist spray to camoflauge the scent of Bud Light and Buffalo Chicken. Head over to RiNo just down the street.





12:03am: Stop at Coyote Ugly first for a few shots to " warm up ". Give the rotund bouncer at the door a fake smile and be sure to wiggle your ass when you move past him to show him what he never has a chance with and what he is missing.




12:14am: Order 3 Jager Bombs. Slug them down like a champ. Listen to the sound of the dude's, bro's, joe's and schmoes as they High 5 eachother in awe of your ability to shoot liquor. Barge past them and give them a snouty look on your way out. Afterall, you like Juicehedz. No frat guys.




12:27am: Try to cut in the front of the line at RiNo. As the big black bouncer stops you from just walking in tell him that he must not realize that you like totally work at Hooter's. Be suprised that he doesn't care nor mind. Try to negotiate getting in by promising him an extra dozen wings and a large Orange Fanta. For Free. Get "street" with him when he still denies you enterance. Storm off in a tirade as you tell him that you didn't want to go in that "ghetto ass club" anyway.




12:55am: Walk down the street to Club Karma. Stand in line knowing your role. Text your weed hook-up and tell him where you are and offer an extra $20 if he brings it to you.



1:10am: Go inside and scan the room. Look for juicehedz. Wonder where all the muscle guys you are friends with on Facebook are at. Order 3 shots of Petron and hit the dance floor and shake your laffy taffy to Missy Elliot's "Party People". Meet a couple Bro's and accept their drinks. Tell them how much you love Cosmos since you are like so a Sex & The City girl. Brag to them that you're doing " a show " in 5 weeks because that's why you look so good.




2:10am: Meet your weed hook-up outside. Jump in his car and give him $40 for the dime. Drive around downtown Chicago and you spark the J. Tell them how much you hate your slutty co-workers and how you are like gonna so totally rock at the local regional NPC show and how he should come. Remind him how you will earn a Pro Card at that show and how cool it will be that he sells weed to like a PRO ATHLETE.




2:57am: Head back to your car. Give him a half kiss on the lips/cheek because you placed this sap in the Friend Zone a long time ago. Tell him you are going home because you have cardio in the morning. Talk about how hard it is to diet and get ready for the show. Tell him.. "like, $10,000" when he asks what you win. Get out of his car. Wonder the hell you do actually win. Wonder how much money you get for 2nd place. Just in case.




3:21am: Get a text from your girl who is doing Figure at the same show you are doing. " just ate a ton of penut butter Sad " . Ignore her and think to yourself why that's bad. Think to yourself how weird she is about like, going to the gym and like, not eating good foods. Wonder how much it must suck to be her.




3:40am: Stop at local burrito joint before they close at 4am. Run inside and order a Grande El Pollo. Make sure the cook loads the sour cream on. Remind him to throw in extra avacado since you heard someone say that avacado is good for "healthy fats". Wonder how fat can be healthy. Wonder why people are so dumb. Order a large orchata and head home.




4:06am: Go inside and plop down on your bed. Throw your tips in your thong drawer since you're saving for that big trip to Cancun with your girls. Wonder why 3 of the 5 girls you are going to Cancun with blocked you from Facebook. Dismiss them as jealous bitches. Inhale your Grande El Pollo burrito. Think to yourself how "Paco" didn't give you enough sour cream. Wonder what that cook's name actually is. Probably "Paco". Smile to yourself recognizing how good it feels to be bad. Like Willa Ford. Willa Ford rocks!




4:30am: Take 3 Lipo-6 Hers capsules because it will, like burn the fat while you sleep. Throw on your Victoria Secret PINK jammies. Lay in bed watching infomercials. Wonder if The Gazelle actually works. Tell yourself how you would so hire Tony Little to be your trainer.. and shopping BFF.




6:08am: Lay in bed and wonder why the hell you can't ever fall asleep. Blame the burrito. Bet it is because the burrito like does something to your body if you eat it so late that keeps you up. Wonder how late Wendy's stays open until. Remind yourself to stop there tomorrow instead. Besides, that loser" Paco " probably likes you anyway. He is like sOOoo not a juicehed and he serves FOOD. Only like, losers do that.




11:18am: Wake up. Check missed calls. 0. Check missed texts. 2 Inbox. Roll your eyes as you read " do u think i am fat " text from your Figure girl friend and smile as you read the text " lets go shopping! " Log onto Facebook. Tell the world you are going shopping for bikini's for your show. Think about how much your life is going to change when you get your Pro Card next month at the local regional NPC show. Think about how many thing you'll be able to buy with your winnings.




12:45pm: Skip breakfats and skip lunch because you're trying to lose 3lbs not gain 3lbs. Wonder why your Figure friend eats so much. Bet to yourself that she's a closet bulimic.




1:08pm: Drive past Gold's Gym on your way to the mall. Wonder to yourself what the inside of a gym actually looks like. Remind yourself to walk inside of one of those places one day. When you have more time.




1:37pm: Wander through the mall like a girl on a mission. Tell yourself you are ONLY getting a couple bikini's for your show.



2:58pm: Struggle with your car keys as you walk back to your car with various bags from Fredricks of Hollywood, Neiman Marcus and Victoria's secret in your left hand and a Oreo Supreme shake from Baskin Robbins in the other hand. Head over to your 4pm shift at Hooter's.



4: 06pm: Clock In at your Hooter's job. Notice there is a new girl on her first day. Smile to yourself because you know you're gonna check this bitch and show her who the Queen B is up in here. Text your weed hook-up and tell him you need another dime for later.



4:11pm: Get stuck in the far southwest corner of the restraunt with the small tables and least amount of tv's. Wonder why that heffer hostess is always trying to mess with your life. Dismiss the fact that the 4 other girls arrived 15 minutes ahead of time. Feel a certain amount of clarity as you know that as soon as you get your PRO CARD next month you are bouncin' out this bitch and all these mark ass bitches can kiss your ass!



Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: CalvinH on November 11, 2010, 08:31:19 AM
I'd hit her just so I could say I did.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 11, 2010, 08:32:18 AM
I'd hit her just so I could say I did.

Well, you could always just say you did.... ;D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 11, 2010, 08:34:11 AM
Safiya, was (is) this you? ;D

 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN NPC BIKINI COMPETITOR



11:33pm: Finish your shift at Hooter's. Hang out in the locker room with the other orange short clad waitresses and debate about what is worse about being a Hooter's waitress: Smelling like a combination of draft beer and buffalo wing sauce at the end of the night or the fact that it's becomming more of a family place instead of a frat guy place.




11:44pm: Count your tips. $87. Roll your eyes and mumble under your breathe how much you hate the jealous #### hostess because she gives you shit customers. Laugh to yourself because of her horrible boob job. Wonder if she knows that you know that her boyfriend is like sOOooo cheating on her anyway. Think to yourself how fantabulous your life is.



11:47pm: Text your weed hook-up. " hey u got a dime i can meet u later " Put on your clubby clothes and cake on the Victoria's Secret Dream Angels Heavenly mist spray to camoflauge the scent of Bud Light and Buffalo Chicken. Head over to RiNo just down the street.





12:03am: Stop at Coyote Ugly first for a few shots to " warm up ". Give the rotund bouncer at the door a fake smile and be sure to wiggle your ass when you move past him to show him what he never has a chance with and what he is missing.




12:14am: Order 3 Jager Bombs. Slug them down like a champ. Listen to the sound of the dude's, bro's, joe's and schmoes as they High 5 eachother in awe of your ability to shoot liquor. Barge past them and give them a snouty look on your way out. Afterall, you like Juicehedz. No frat guys.




12:27am: Try to cut in the front of the line at RiNo. As the big black bouncer stops you from just walking in tell him that he must not realize that you like totally work at Hooter's. Be suprised that he doesn't care nor mind. Try to negotiate getting in by promising him an extra dozen wings and a large Orange Fanta. For Free. Get "street" with him when he still denies you enterance. Storm off in a tirade as you tell him that you didn't want to go in that "ghetto ass club" anyway.




12:55am: Walk down the street to Club Karma. Stand in line knowing your role. Text your weed hook-up and tell him where you are and offer an extra $20 if he brings it to you.



1:10am: Go inside and scan the room. Look for juicehedz. Wonder where all the muscle guys you are friends with on Facebook are at. Order 3 shots of Petron and hit the dance floor and shake your laffy taffy to Missy Elliot's "Party People". Meet a couple Bro's and accept their drinks. Tell them how much you love Cosmos since you are like so a Sex & The City girl. Brag to them that you're doing " a show " in 5 weeks because that's why you look so good.




2:10am: Meet your weed hook-up outside. Jump in his car and give him $40 for the dime. Drive around downtown Chicago and you spark the J. Tell them how much you hate your slutty co-workers and how you are like gonna so totally rock at the local regional NPC show and how he should come. Remind him how you will earn a Pro Card at that show and how cool it will be that he sells weed to like a PRO ATHLETE.




2:57am: Head back to your car. Give him a half kiss on the lips/cheek because you placed this sap in the Friend Zone a long time ago. Tell him you are going home because you have cardio in the morning. Talk about how hard it is to diet and get ready for the show. Tell him.. "like, $10,000" when he asks what you win. Get out of his car. Wonder the hell you do actually win. Wonder how much money you get for 2nd place. Just in case.




3:21am: Get a text from your girl who is doing Figure at the same show you are doing. " just ate a ton of penut butter Sad " . Ignore her and think to yourself why that's bad. Think to yourself how weird she is about like, going to the gym and like, not eating good foods. Wonder how much it must suck to be her.




3:40am: Stop at local burrito joint before they close at 4am. Run inside and order a Grande El Pollo. Make sure the cook loads the sour cream on. Remind him to throw in extra avacado since you heard someone say that avacado is good for "healthy fats". Wonder how fat can be healthy. Wonder why people are so dumb. Order a large orchata and head home.




4:06am: Go inside and plop down on your bed. Throw your tips in your thong drawer since you're saving for that big trip to Cancun with your girls. Wonder why 3 of the 5 girls you are going to Cancun with blocked you from Facebook. Dismiss them as jealous bitches. Inhale your Grande El Pollo burrito. Think to yourself how "Paco" didn't give you enough sour cream. Wonder what that cook's name actually is. Probably "Paco". Smile to yourself recognizing how good it feels to be bad. Like Willa Ford. Willa Ford rocks!




4:30am: Take 3 Lipo-6 Hers capsules because it will, like burn the fat while you sleep. Throw on your Victoria Secret PINK jammies. Lay in bed watching infomercials. Wonder if The Gazelle actually works. Tell yourself how you would so hire Tony Little to be your trainer.. and shopping BFF.




6:08am: Lay in bed and wonder why the hell you can't ever fall asleep. Blame the burrito. Bet it is because the burrito like does something to your body if you eat it so late that keeps you up. Wonder how late Wendy's stays open until. Remind yourself to stop there tomorrow instead. Besides, that loser" Paco " probably likes you anyway. He is like sOOoo not a juicehed and he serves FOOD. Only like, losers do that.




11:18am: Wake up. Check missed calls. 0. Check missed texts. 2 Inbox. Roll your eyes as you read " do u think i am fat " text from your Figure girl friend and smile as you read the text " lets go shopping! " Log onto Facebook. Tell the world you are going shopping for bikini's for your show. Think about how much your life is going to change when you get your Pro Card next month at the local regional NPC show. Think about how many thing you'll be able to buy with your winnings.




12:45pm: Skip breakfats and skip lunch because you're trying to lose 3lbs not gain 3lbs. Wonder why your Figure friend eats so much. Bet to yourself that she's a closet bulimic.




1:08pm: Drive past Gold's Gym on your way to the mall. Wonder to yourself what the inside of a gym actually looks like. Remind yourself to walk inside of one of those places one day. When you have more time.




1:37pm: Wander through the mall like a girl on a mission. Tell yourself you are ONLY getting a couple bikini's for your show.



2:58pm: Struggle with your car keys as you walk back to your car with various bags from Fredricks of Hollywood, Neiman Marcus and Victoria's secret in your left hand and a Oreo Supreme shake from Baskin Robbins in the other hand. Head over to your 4pm shift at Hooter's.



4: 06pm: Clock In at your Hooter's job. Notice there is a new girl on her first day. Smile to yourself because you know you're gonna check this bitch and show her who the Queen B is up in here. Text your weed hook-up and tell him you need another dime for later.



4:11pm: Get stuck in the far southwest corner of the restraunt with the small tables and least amount of tv's. Wonder why that heffer hostess is always trying to mess with your life. Dismiss the fact that the 4 other girls arrived 15 minutes ahead of time. Feel a certain amount of clarity as you know that as soon as you get your PRO CARD next month you are bouncin' out this bitch and all these mark ass bitches can kiss your ass!





It's disturbing that I literally know 3-4 girls that are exactly this, and yes they actually work at Hooters...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Rearden Metal on November 11, 2010, 08:37:11 AM
The Blasian hotties are rising up.

Sorry, 3,1,2

Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: CalvinH on November 11, 2010, 08:38:51 AM
Well, you could always just say you did.... ;D



Eh,you know what people would say....."pics or it didn't happen" ;D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Master Blaster on November 11, 2010, 08:53:15 AM
I dont get on these boards very often, infact I dont think Ive posted anything on here in years but, there are a few things that have flagged my attention. Since I am the topic of this thread who better to comment about me than ME. First I can assure you that neither me or Tanji have ever posed nude in photos. I am not sure what your definition of "nudes" are, but I always thought nude pictures meant being "in the nude, naked, no clothes" Unless that definition has changed over the years, then I can say I have never posed nude. Are there photos of me in skimpy bikinis, outfits, and so forth...that maybe implies more than what the eye can see? ABSOLUTELY, welcome to the industry.

I appreciate all the love and criticism. I am very aware that I compete in probably the most subjective division in the IFBB because its primarily based on looks and presentation. AND...I am ok with that. I am happy and honored to walk on an IFBB stage and to share the stage with all sorts of beautiful women. There is enough beauty to go around and most importanly there is something for everyone. If I dont happen to be your cup of tea....its all good baby... because I dont train to look good for you. When I train I have only ME in mind because at the end of the day, if I dont feel good about myself, it doesnt really matter what any judge or spectator thinks of me. Some people are looking for that American girl next door and that...I will never be!

The other comments regarding my parents... "Her parents fell for ole' breed mixing/one world government hook-line-sinker"...really? Actually theyve been married for 30 years and still going strong. Other parents could learn a thing or two from mine. And comments regarding my marriage and any other area of my personal life...lets just say please devote your energy to your own personal relationships. Im good..really, Im good ;)



got any nudes?
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 09:04:34 AM
got any nudes?
Her Husband might have some of her. Anytime a woman says, "I've never done nudes...", it usually is code for, "I've never done professional studio nudes." and that there are prolly some reall good spread eagle shots lying around on someone's phone, camera or computer. Women get drunk you know. And she is 25, chicks like that and in this biz always, always got some stuff they swept under the rug. 

The singer Cassie said she never did nudes...just google her...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: SafiyaJ on November 11, 2010, 12:28:15 PM
Well...if ur talking about me, I must be doing something right, whether ur a fan or not.  You know who's posting here!  So who are you since you apparently know me so well yet hide behind your wack "alias"? If anyone is calling "bullshit" id say its you. Its ok...if I were you, I probably wouldnt reveal myself either  ;)

And...the day in the life of an NPC Bikini Competitor clearly does not apply to me. I was never an NPC bikini competitor. But I appreciate the effort. Clearly SOME of you guys are lacking in your own personal relationships. A lot of you sound bitter, have we been burned?? You guys are pitiful if you feel the need to start attacking my parents...really, u know them too? Thats funny I dont remember seeing you at our Thanksgiving Day Dinner, did you bring a dish?

Well enjoy the holidays fellas, im wishing all you the greatest gift of all....a LIFE!

Kick rocks, Im out
Safiya Johnson, who doesnt hide behind alias'  ;D

Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 12:36:14 PM
Well...if ur talking about me, I must be doing something right, whether ur a fan or not.  You know who's posting here!  So who are you since you apparently know me so well yet hide behind your wack "alias"? If anyone is calling "bullshit" id say its you. Its ok...if I were you, I probably wouldnt reveal myself either  ;)

And...the day in the life of an NPC Bikini Competitor clearly does not apply to me. I was never an NPC bikini competitor. But I appreciate the effort. Clearly SOME of you guys are lacking in your own personal relationships. A lot of you sound bitter, have we been burned?? You guys are pitiful if you feel the need to start attacking my parents...really, u know them too? Thats funny I dont remember seeing you at our Thanksgiving Day Dinner, did you bring a dish?

Well enjoy the holidays fellas, im wishing all you the greatest gift of all....a LIFE!

Kick rocks, Im out
Safiya Johnson, who doesnt hide behind alias'  ;D


Woman, this is Getbig, ain't nobody dissin you, but nobody here is gonna kiss your ass either... ;D
You get talked about here, you take it in stride... Dina Al Sabah has...and she is widely respected on here, ran the Sex board, hey, you could do that too, be a mod. It gives you added exposure, and a thicker skin

There maybe others that use an alias aka handle), but my name IS Parker...


AND you SOOO know that "A Day in the Life of a Bikini Competitor" is you, NPC o not ;D


Any Nudes, at all?
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: SafiyaJ on November 11, 2010, 12:37:19 PM
bullshit.

you're saying you dont it for attention? whatever. thats why you post nearly naked photos of yourself because thats what the industry demands, right?

 ::)

i'm sure this would go over a lot better on some other boards. here, bullshit is bullshit and it's said so, so you can stash the attitude and know your role.

welcome to the thunderdome.


NO ONE....as you call yourself, your name fits you perfectly, nuff said....know your role, or lack of one
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Wiggs on November 11, 2010, 12:41:44 PM
Well...if ur talking about me, I must be doing something right, whether ur a fan or not.  You know who's posting here!  So who are you since you apparently know me so well yet hide behind your wack "alias"? If anyone is calling "bullshit" id say its you. Its ok...if I were you, I probably wouldnt reveal myself either  ;)

And...the day in the life of an NPC Bikini Competitor clearly does not apply to me. I was never an NPC bikini competitor. But I appreciate the effort. Clearly SOME of you guys are lacking in your own personal relationships. A lot of you sound bitter, have we been burned?? You guys are pitiful if you feel the need to start attacking my parents...really, u know them too? Thats funny I dont remember seeing you at our Thanksgiving Day Dinner, did you bring a dish?

Well enjoy the holidays fellas, im wishing all you the greatest gift of all....a LIFE!

Kick rocks, Im out
Safiya Johnson, who doesnt hide behind alias'  ;D



Listen here mutt...We talk about Dahmer, Nazis, the IFBB and Vince Goodrum...All who have done nothing right...I and many others wouldn't know you from any other piece off ass on the street...the ONLY reason most if not all of us commented on this thread,  was  because your "f***abilty" and like I said earlier, you or your sister aren't anything I'd chase after (and I'm black)...I'd say don't take it personal but then I'd be lying...This site might not be for you, 'cause we honestly don't care who you are (I still don't know, nor do I care) and we aren't going to butter you up and whisper sweet nothings just because your a 7...More ideal sites might be MD, RX muscle, Flex and bb.com....Welcome to the jungle....Enjoy your holidays. and please don't forget to tip...."sista"

 :-*
Ciao.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: mass 04 on November 11, 2010, 12:43:48 PM
Listen here mutt...We talk about Dahmer, Nazis, the IFBB and Vince Goodrum...All who have done nothing right...I or many others wouldn't know you from any other piece off ass on the street...the ONLY reason most if not all of us commented on this thread,  was  because your "f***abilty" and like I said earlier, you or your sister aren't anything I'd chase after...I'd say don't take it personal but then I'd be lying...This site might not be for you, 'cause we honestly don't care who you are (I still don't know, nor do I care) and we aren't going to butter you up and whisper sweet nothings just because your a 7.

Ciao.
BOOM!
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 12:49:35 PM
Listen here mutt...We talk about Dahmer, Nazis, the IFBB and Vince Goodrum...All who have done nothing right...I or many others wouldn't know you from any other piece off ass on the street...the ONLY reason most if not all of us commented on this thread,  was  because your "f***abilty" and like I said earlier, you or your sister aren't anything I'd chase after...I'd say don't take it personal but then I'd be lying...This site might not be for you, 'cause we honestly don't care who you are (I still don't know, nor do I care) and we aren't going to butter you up and whisper sweet nothings just because your a 7....Enjoy your holidays..."sista"

Ciao.
Getbig Style-ly, on Fi-Ya!
 Well, she hasn't gone into a "Fuck You" meltdown, so maybe with some apprenticeship she can be a worthy addition to Getbig...but she must remember we don't kiss ass here. No matter how cute, or how cute you may think you are. You will get brought down to earth quicker than Icarus with a jetpack.
 And quite frankly, we need some fresh blood, as I am tired of certain whiny posters, this chick probably has more backbone than them.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: SafiyaJ on November 11, 2010, 12:54:04 PM
Does Parker have a last name? Guess not. But anyways...say what u want, but if you're gonna put on your "big boy shoes" identify yourself and own what you say. My skin is thick plenty, thats why im telling it like it is, knowing that I will fuel more pathetic comments to come my way. I dont need to be respected by you....hell i dont even know who yall are and there is probably a reason for that. So dont get so offended when I reply back, have some thick son...am I not allowed to post on here  :'(

Like I said, your opinions are welcome...just leave my parents, sisters, and my husband out of it. Like I said before, If Im not your cup of tea....fantastic! We all win  ;D

And I dont know where u got that "Day in the life of an NPC Bikini Competitor" from...you must of ripped that page out of your sisters diary bc again, thats NOT ME! So keep it movin fellas, there is a title to this thread...either agree or disagree with it.





 
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Hulkotron on November 11, 2010, 12:56:13 PM
"I normally don't post here much but I found this thread Googling for my name" haha.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Wiggs on November 11, 2010, 01:04:19 PM
Does Parker have a last name? Guess not. But anyways...say what u want, but if you're gonna put on your "big boy shoes" identify yourself and own what you say. My skin is thick plenty, thats why im telling it like it is, knowing that I will fuel more pathetic comments to come my way. I dont need to be respected by you....hell i dont even know who yall are and there is probably a reason for that. So dont get so offended when I reply back, have some thick son...am I not allowed to post on here  :'(

Like I said, your opinions are welcome...just leave my parents, sisters, and my husband out of it. Like I said before, If Im not your cup of tea....fantastic! We all win  ;D

And I dont know where u got that "Day in the life of an NPC Bikini Competitor" from...you must of ripped that page out of your sisters diary bc again, thats NOT ME! So keep it movin fellas, there is a title to this thread...either agree or disagree with it.



Great, you don't know who we are and we you...now were even...There's a reason for that.
Sure, you can post here, but you don't dictate what we can say or do on this board...you come in and immerse yourself and assimilate like others...If we aren't your cup of tea, you can leave the same way you entered...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 01:08:24 PM
Does Parker have a last name? Guess not. But anyways...say what u want, but if you're gonna put on your "big boy shoes" identify yourself and own what you say. My skin is thick plenty, thats why im telling it like it is, knowing that I will fuel more pathetic comments to come my way. I dont need to be respected by you....hell i dont even know who yall are and there is probably a reason for that. So dont get so offended when I reply back, have some thick son...am I not allowed to post on here  :'(

Like I said, your opinions are welcome...just leave my parents, sisters, and my husband out of it. Like I said before, If Im not your cup of tea....fantastic! We all win  ;D

And I dont know where u got that "Day in the life of an NPC Bikini Competitor" from...you must of ripped that page out of your sisters diary bc again, thats NOT ME! So keep it movin fellas, there is a title to this thread...either agree or disagree with it.





 
Parker IS my last name.

The Day in the Life of a NPC Fitness Competitor was done by a former bodybuilder and bodybuilder insider who goes by the name of Blockhead on here. I would not want my sister to go into Fitness or Figure or Bikini, as looking like a stick in high heels ain't cool, and having breast implants and no ass ain't cool neither. More money and more respect will be giving when the standards are more lax, and more mainstream---ie NOPI Nats

Real Bikini competitors should look like the girls at NOPI Nats..

You'd have a hard time offended people here, a very hard time, but I'm given you fair warning, many of male bbers have melted down on here, namely King Kamail and Lee Priest, because this place doesn't bow down.When you give it as much asyou take it, you become welcome. This is not MD, Flexonline or any of those other boards. Yeah, some stuff may be harsh, but you get exposure here.

But as Wiggs said, you can't dictate what we say, "play nice' ain't what this place is about.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: SafiyaJ on November 11, 2010, 01:08:41 PM
Listen here mutt...We talk about Dahmer, Nazis, the IFBB and Vince Goodrum...All who have done nothing right...I and many others wouldn't know you from any other piece off ass on the street...the ONLY reason most if not all of us commented on this thread,  was  because your "f***abilty" and like I said earlier, you or your sister aren't anything I'd chase after (and I'm black)...I'd say don't take it personal but then I'd be lying...This site might not be for you, 'cause we honestly don't care who you are (I still don't know, nor do I care) and we aren't going to butter you up and whisper sweet nothings just because your a 7...More ideal sites might be MD, RX muscle, Flex and bb.com....Welcome to the jungle....Enjoy your holidays. and please don't forget to tip...."sista"

 :-*
Ciao.

Dont worry WIGGS, nobody is chasing you either...thats probably why you continue to post on this thread. And you would be stupid to think that yo black ass aint a "mutt" either. Check yo family tree! Dont hate, you must of been rejected at some point of time from a beautiful mixed girl. Its okay, im sure what u like is at HOOTERS! You guys are really entertaining, I cant wait to see what u guys come up with next? And ur right...there is a reason why I dont post on this site regularly and its definately not becuase I dont have a backbone.

If u ever run into me at show, please come by and say hello, I would love to hear this stuff in person. I need a good laugh every once in a while.

 :) the lil mutt with a voice :)
Safiya Johnson
 
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: CalvinH on November 11, 2010, 01:10:37 PM
I'm liking this thread.I hope she stays :)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 01:11:06 PM
Dont worry WIGGS, nobody is chasing you either...thats probably why you continue to post on this thread. And you would be stupid to think that yo black ass aint a "mutt" either. Check yo family tree! Dont hate, you must of been rejected at some point of time from a beautiful mixed girl. Its okay, im sure what u like is at HOOTERS! You guys are really entertaining, I cant wait to see what u guys come up with next? And ur right...there is a reason why I dont post on this site regularly and its definately not becuase I dont have a backbone.

If u ever run into me at show, please come by and say hello, I would love to hear this stuff in person. I need a good laugh every once in a while.

 :) the lil mutt with a voice :)
Safiya Johnson
 

Wigginstein is a Black-Jewish German-American, you best throw up a arm goose step  and recognize ;)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 11, 2010, 01:11:30 PM
Sure, you can post move here, but you don't dictate what we can say or do on this boardin this country...you come in and immerse yourself and assimilate like others...If we aren't your cup of tea, you can leave the same way you entered...

Fixed for immigration reform.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: SafiyaJ on November 11, 2010, 01:16:50 PM
Great, you don't know who we are and we you...now were even...There's a reason for that.
Sure, you can post here, but you don't dictate what we can say or do on this board...you come in and immerse yourself and assimilate like others...If we aren't your cup of tea, you can leave the same way you entered...

Im so glad you admitted to not knowing me. Thats what Ive been trying to say this whole time. Otherwise I apparently have a bunch of cousins on here who I didnt know! Say what you want, as long as u recognize that you dont know me, its all good. So...from a mutt to another mutt, thanks.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Wiggs on November 11, 2010, 01:18:58 PM
Dont worry WIGGS, nobody is chasing you either...thats probably why you continue to post on this thread. And you would be stupid to think that yo black ass aint a "mutt" either. Check yo family tree! Dont hate, you must of been rejected at some point of time from a beautiful mixed girl. Its okay, im sure what u like is at HOOTERS! You guys are really entertaining, I cant wait to see what u guys come up with next? And ur right...there is a reason why I dont post on this site regularly and its definately not becuase I dont have a backbone.

If u ever run into me at show, please come by and say hello, I would love to hear this stuff in person. I need a good laugh every once in a while.

 :) the lil mutt with a voice :)
Safiya Johnson
 


I'm married...thanks...I don't have to chase and you broads are a dime a dozen.I've banged hotter chicks than you that I've paid for with more money you've won from a show, (if you have ever won).....You don't have to go "black girl" on me, I'm a very educated man...Everyone on this board knows my name and that I'm the resident black/Jew/British bloodline fella... I have never been rejected because I've never chased one (you certainly don't help)...Run into you at a show?.....Right....because that's gonna solve something...should I talk to you before or after your "dictating" with the judges? Easy there bro...just assimilate and don't think your bigger than this board and you'll be fine...we've run off people with actual names in this industry and it wouldn't be anything of anyone's back to do the same to you...As long as you know your role, then you'll be fine...

 :-*
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: CalvinH on November 11, 2010, 01:24:17 PM
Fixed for immigration reform.
I'm married...thanks...I don't have to chase and you broads a dime a dozen.I've banged hotter chicks than you that I've paid for with more money you've won from a show, if you have ever won.....You don't have to go "black girl" on me, I'm a very educated man...Everyone on this board knows my name and that I'm the resident black/Jew/British bloodline fella... I have never been rejected because I've never chased one...Run into you at a show?.....Right....because that's gonna solve something...should I talk to you before or after your "dictating" with the judges?

 :-*



This thread is gonna get real ugly when Salvatore see it....he's gonna throw a hissy fit when he see's that a girl is posting on GB!.....I wonder why that is ???
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Hulkotron on November 11, 2010, 01:24:49 PM
Wiggs is HNIC around here.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Wiggs on November 11, 2010, 01:26:36 PM
Wiggs is HNIC around here.

I'm a little turned on that this one has some fight in her...I like that...She might be worth keeping around...I'll tone it down...for now...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: SafiyaJ on November 11, 2010, 01:34:07 PM
whats HNIC, sorry im not up to date on all the lingo
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Wiggs on November 11, 2010, 01:34:37 PM
whats HNIC, sorry im not up to date on all the lingo

Head Negro In Charge...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 01:39:07 PM
whats HNIC, sorry im not up to date on all the lingo
woman, for being half black and 25, surely you've heard that before...that is fairly old-new term..
Let me guess no Pink Oil Moisturizer was ever needed?
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: no one on November 11, 2010, 01:39:59 PM


?

learn how to properly the quote function hun if your going to insult someone, k?

you have a lot of attitude- very fiesty- but in a bad way, like a 'holier than thou' trip.

are you ok- why do you get so angry and so defensive? is there something you'd like to talk about, maybe share with the board? sometimes it helps to talk to friends.

ps. while your thinking about it make me a sandwich. im hungry.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Wiggs on November 11, 2010, 01:40:33 PM
woman, for being half black and 25, surely you've heard that before...that is fairly old-new term..
Let me guess no Pink Oil Moisturizer was ever needed?

"She got good hur"
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 01:44:26 PM
"She got good hur"
Shiit, good hair to me is having hair...not every girl can rock the Amber Rose look...

but, a  picture is starting to be  painted. Wiggs, do you see it? It's slowly starting to come together like a Bob Ross painting. 
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Wiggs on November 11, 2010, 01:52:45 PM
Shiit, good hair to me is having hair...not every girl can rock the Amber Rose look...

but, a  picture is starting to be  painted. Wiggs, do you see it? It's slowly starting to come together like a Bob Ross painting. 

I'm gonna watch the whole video now to see exactly who I'm insulting and for more firepower of course...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 11, 2010, 01:56:32 PM
Pussy pics - post them.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 01:58:13 PM
I'm gonna watch the whole video now to see exactly who I'm insulting and for more firepower of course...
;)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: G_Thang on November 11, 2010, 02:02:56 PM
Im so glad you admitted to not knowing me. Thats what Ive been trying to say this whole time. Otherwise I apparently have a bunch of cousins on here who I didnt know! Say what you want, as long as u recognize that you dont know me, its all good. So...from a mutt to another mutt, thanks.

what  are tanji's likes and dislikes in a man?  that's all i need to know.

(http://billdobbins.femalemuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/phpThumb_generated_thumbnail.jpeg)

if you are willing to waste your time...as some do on here...  ::) and search my previous posts...you will know tanji is my favorite fitness babe.  :-*
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 02:08:40 PM
what  are tanji's likes and dislikes in a man?  that's all i need to know.

(http://billdobbins.femalemuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/phpThumb_generated_thumbnail.jpeg)

if you are willing to waste your time...as some do on here...  ::) and search my previous posts...you will know tanji is my favorite fitness babe.   :-*
You lie, Cheryl Brown is ;D

Her likes, a good "supplier", dislikes-- schmoes who don't pay... ;D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: G_Thang on November 11, 2010, 02:15:12 PM
You lie, Cheryl Brown is ;D

Her likes, a good "supplier", dislikes-- schmoes who don't pay... ;D

CB is figure

Melo and Mindi Smith bikini

Keep up potner.

the ultimate...

Team Brandy Leaver
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 02:15:49 PM
CB is figure

Melo and Mindi Smith bikini

Keep up potner.
my bad...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Wiggs on November 11, 2010, 02:18:35 PM
CB is figure

Melo and Mindi Smith bikini

Keep up potner.

the ultimate...

Team Brandy Leaver Flipper

fixed ;D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: G_Thang on November 11, 2010, 02:42:36 PM
fixed ;D

that's messed up.


hey parker...my cousin is meeting your girl...melissa ford.  have any questoins?

i'm trying to find if she is friends with persia white.  :-*

(http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/persia-white.jpg)

i'd blow up getbig servers  :-X for a date.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 02:50:34 PM
that's messed up.


hey parker...my cousin is meeting your girl...melissa ford.  have any questoins?

i'm trying to find if she is friends with persia white.  :-*

(http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/persia-white.jpg)

i'd blow up getbig servers  :-X for a date.
yeah, does she like normal dudes, especially after the Kat Stacks incident...or is she still like what Big_Mal had said...a baller chaser...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: G_Thang on November 11, 2010, 02:55:11 PM
yeah, does she like normal dudes, especially after the Kat Stacks incident...or is she still like what Big_Mal had said...a baller chaser...

what happen with that kat chick?
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 03:01:04 PM
what happen with that kat chick?
I'll explain later....
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 11, 2010, 05:43:41 PM
Parker IS my last name.

The Day in the Life of a NPC Fitness Competitor was done by a former bodybuilder and bodybuilder insider who goes by the name of Blockhead on here. I would not want my sister to go into Fitness or Figure or Bikini, as looking like a stick in high heels ain't cool, and having breast implants and no ass ain't cool neither. More money and more respect will be giving when the standards are more lax, and more mainstream---ie NOPI Nats

Real Bikini competitors should look like the girls at NOPI Nats..

You'd have a hard time offended people here, a very hard time, but I'm given you fair warning, many of male bbers have melted down on here, namely King Kamail and Lee Priest, because this place doesn't bow down.When you give it as much asyou take it, you become welcome. This is not MD, Flexonline or any of those other boards. Yeah, some stuff may be harsh, but you get exposure here.

But as Wiggs said, you can't dictate what we say, "play nice' ain't what this place is about.

Welcome to the Thunderdome...

and so it begins...

I giver her 2 weeks
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: johnnynoname on November 11, 2010, 05:46:27 PM
Welcome to the Thunderdome...

and so it begins...

I giver her 2 weeks


2 weeks? HA

I give her till a second after she made that post because that is the last time she posts here EVER
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 11, 2010, 05:46:53 PM
Listen here mutt...We talk about Dahmer, Nazis, the IFBB and Vince Goodrum...All who have done nothing right...I and many others wouldn't know you from any other piece off ass on the street...the ONLY reason most if not all of us commented on this thread,  was  because your "f***abilty" and like I said earlier, you or your sister aren't anything I'd chase after (and I'm black)...I'd say don't take it personal but then I'd be lying...This site might not be for you, 'cause we honestly don't care who you are (I still don't know, nor do I care) and we aren't going to butter you up and whisper sweet nothings just because your a 7...More ideal sites might be MD, RX muscle, Flex and bb.com....Welcome to the jungle....Enjoy your holidays. and please don't forget to tip...."sista"

 :-*
Ciao.

Gaaawwwddaamn, I felt the sting from that SLAP all the way in Toronto!!
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: SafiyaJ on November 11, 2010, 05:48:09 PM
NO ONE...keep being who you are, "NO ONE". What, u dont like my attitude?? What the hell are u going to do about it. Better yet, what the hell can u do about it? NOTHING BC U ARE NO ONE, u are my little bitch and I command you to keep contributing to this thread with your ignorant comments. Bc everytime u post something stupid...u make me look better. Thanku

Parker- what the hell is your problem? You seem to have the most aggression towards me than anyone else on this board. Is your friend request still pending or something? Shit, I will get to it when I get to it. And does Parker have a first name? To answer all your questions, yes...i do have good hair and real hair and I prefer moroccan hair oil, although i did use pink lotion growing up  ;D. For more of my beauty tips, please stay tuned.
Im curious...since u have so much to say about me, post a pic of yourself...lemme see what ur working with. Ur starting to sound alittle familiar...are u the same guy that both me and Tanji blocked from myspace bc u kept harassing us? Thats why ur so fucking bitter...

Sooo...anyone wanna grow some real balls and reveal their real names?  "SHOW YO SELF guy" ;D. Until then as far as im concerned im talking to a bunch bitches on here. So for all those who have no real names, Im going to start giving guys my own names...

NO ONE- u are now Miley Cyrus
Parker- u are now Kesha

so both of u guys can continue being the little bitches that u are....whine whine whine. Santa Claus doesnt exist, the Easter bunny is fake, and GETBig is not reality, so step outside of the box and live alittle. U are not the ruler of any universe, not even a getbig board. So go ahead...spend the next 30 min analyzing my videos and photos and try to think of something clever to say, HAHAHAHAHA, said the bikini competitior





Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: johnnynoname on November 11, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
2 weeks? HA

I give her till a second after she made that post because that is the last time she posts here EVER

NO ONE...keep being who you are, "NO ONE". What, u dont like my attitude?? What the hell are u going to do about it. Better yet, what the hell can u do about it? NOTHING BC U ARE NO ONE, u are my little bitch and I command you to keep contributing to this thread with your ignorant comments. Bc everytime u post something stupid...u make me look better. Thanku

Parker- what the hell is your problem? You seem to have the most aggression towards me than anyone else on this board. Is your friend request still pending or something? Shit, I will get to it when I get to it. And does Parker have a first name? To answer all your questions, yes...i do have good hair and real hair and I prefer moroccan hair oil, although i did use pink lotion growing up  ;D. For more of my beauty tips, please stay tuned.
Im curious...since u have so much to say about me, post a pic of yourself...lemme see what ur working with. Ur starting to sound alittle familiar...are u the same guy that both me and Tanji blocked from myspace bc u kept harassing us? Thats why ur so fucking bitter...

Sooo...anyone wanna grow some real balls and reveal their real names?  "SHOW YO SELF guy" ;D. Until then as far as im concerned im talking to a bunch bitches on here. So for all those who have no real names, Im going to start giving guys my own names...

NO ONE- u are now Miley Cyrus
Parker- u are now Kesha

so both of u guys can continue being the little bitches that u are....whine whine whine. Santa Claus doesnt exist, the Easter bunny is fake, and GETBig is not reality, so step outside of the box and live alittle. U are not the ruler of any universe, not even a getbig board. So go ahead...spend the next 30 min analyzing my videos and photos and try to think of something clever to say, HAHAHAHAHA, said the bikini competitior







pw3nd
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: SafiyaJ on November 11, 2010, 05:55:02 PM
oh yeah...i forgot to mention, IM SO SCURRRRRED. And ur right...i have better things to do than to continue posting for two whole weeks. Are u fucking kidding me, wow u guys got some serious time. Imagine if u guys were actually productive, hmmmmm

Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: johnnynoname on November 11, 2010, 05:57:19 PM
oh yeah...i forgot to mention, IM SO SCURRRRRED. And ur right...i have better things to do than to continue posting for two whole weeks. Are u fucking kidding me, wow u guys got some serious time. Imagine if u guys were actually productive, hmmmmm



how much for you to punch me in the face while i beat off?
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: SafiyaJ on November 11, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
Salvatore- how much for me to just punch u in the face period? jk I wouldnt dare do that to a metrosexual superstar as yourself

Wiggs- I kinda like u, but I kinda dont. I think we are going to have a real good love/hate relationship. Since you've opened up to me alittle and are married. I must ask you? Are u happily married?

And to everyone, goodnight and godbless. Its been fun chattin with ya


Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Chick on November 11, 2010, 06:10:47 PM
Hey sweetie!

Dont let the fools get to you...keep doing what you're doing.

Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: no one on November 11, 2010, 06:18:50 PM
NO ONE...keep being who you are, "NO ONE". What, u dont like my attitude?? What the hell are u going to do about it. Better yet, what the hell can u do about it? NOTHING BC U ARE NO ONE, u are my little bitch and I command you to keep contributing to this thread with your ignorant comments. Bc everytime u post something stupid...u make me look better. Thanku

Parker- what the hell is your problem? You seem to have the most aggression towards me than anyone else on this board. Is your friend request still pending or something? Shit, I will get to it when I get to it. And does Parker have a first name? To answer all your questions, yes...i do have good hair and real hair and I prefer moroccan hair oil, although i did use pink lotion growing up  ;D. For more of my beauty tips, please stay tuned.
Im curious...since u have so much to say about me, post a pic of yourself...lemme see what ur working with. Ur starting to sound alittle familiar...are u the same guy that both me and Tanji blocked from myspace bc u kept harassing us? Thats why ur so fucking bitter...

Sooo...anyone wanna grow some real balls and reveal their real names?  "SHOW YO SELF guy" ;D. Until then as far as im concerned im talking to a bunch bitches on here. So for all those who have no real names, Im going to start giving guys my own names...

NO ONE- u are now Miley Cyrus
Parker- u are now Kesha

so both of u guys can continue being the little bitches that u are....whine whine whine. Santa Claus doesnt exist, the Easter bunny is fake, and GETBig is not reality, so step outside of the box and live alittle. U are not the ruler of any universe, not even a getbig board. So go ahead...spend the next 30 min analyzing my videos and photos and try to think of something clever to say, HAHAHAHAHA, said the bikini competitior







ahahahahahahaha

calm down gloria, we dont want you to break a nail as you pound on your keyboard in rage.

this isnt getting to you much at all, is it? i'm happy to see you are showing such poise and maturity under pressure.

hows things at Hooters?

im here for you when you want to talk.

Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: BIG DUB on November 11, 2010, 06:19:10 PM
Feisty isn't she.. ;D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: che on November 11, 2010, 07:42:40 PM
Hey sweetie!

Dont let the fools get to you...keep doing what you're doing.



Oh brother ,what  a F A G
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Alex23 on November 11, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
Too thin.

She needs a few cheat meals.

Just meatrod her a couple of times chief... she'll gain 5lb right there....
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2010, 10:08:20 PM
NO ONE...keep being who you are, "NO ONE". What, u dont like my attitude?? What the hell are u going to do about it. Better yet, what the hell can u do about it? NOTHING BC U ARE NO ONE, u are my little bitch and I command you to keep contributing to this thread with your ignorant comments. Bc everytime u post something stupid...u make me look better. Thanku

Parker- what the hell is your problem? You seem to have the most aggression towards me than anyone else on this board. Is your friend request still pending or something? Shit, I will get to it when I get to it. And does Parker have a first name? To answer all your questions, yes...i do have good hair and real hair and I prefer moroccan hair oil, although i did use pink lotion growing up  ;D. For more of my beauty tips, please stay tuned.
Im curious...since u have so much to say about me, post a pic of yourself...lemme see what ur working with. Ur starting to sound alittle familiar...are u the same guy that both me and Tanji blocked from myspace bc u kept harassing us? Thats why ur so fucking bitter...

Sooo...anyone wanna grow some real balls and reveal their real names?  "SHOW YO SELF guy" ;D. Until then as far as im concerned im talking to a bunch bitches on here. So for all those who have no real names, Im going to start giving guys my own names...

NO ONE- u are now Miley Cyrus
Parker- u are now Kesha

so both of u guys can continue being the little bitches that u are....whine whine whine. Santa Claus doesnt exist, the Easter bunny is fake, and GETBig is not reality, so step outside of the box and live alittle. U are not the ruler of any universe, not even a getbig board. So go ahead...spend the next 30 min analyzing my videos and photos and try to think of something clever to say, HAHAHAHAHA, said the bikini competitior






You might want to reread my posts in this thread...and no I've never friend requested you, never knew who you were until the MD vid was posted...I don't do that myspace shit, and I'm not pressed to be "friends" with a fitness/figure/bikini chick...

But, I've done what i've set out to do...You see women and attention go together like fish and water, gave you the attention, kept this thread going (with a lack of insults) and you came back 8) ;D

You'll do well here young Jedi

***BTW, Parker doesn't whine, and never will, as i said, reread my posts...As I said, like Virgil guiding Dante thru Hell, I offered a warning for you on here. So don't get it pretzelled that i'm not kissing your ass
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Tapeworm on November 11, 2010, 11:00:57 PM
(http://img.youtube.com/vi/59YdPucCkZU/0.jpg)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Benny B on November 11, 2010, 11:12:55 PM
Wiggs is HNIC around here.

 ::) ::)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Tapeworm on November 11, 2010, 11:43:36 PM
I don't like your chances, P.  Her post rated a solid 6 on the you-don't-know-me headwobble scale.  It's gonna be a tough sell.

Im so glad you admitted to not knowing me. Thats what Ive been trying to say this whole time. Otherwise I apparently have a bunch of cousins on here who I didnt know! Say what you want, as long as u recognize that you dont know me, its all good. So...from a mutt to another mutt, thanks.

Success!
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: webcake on November 11, 2010, 11:51:42 PM
nobody knows anyone
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 12, 2010, 12:04:31 AM
Success!
;) ;D ;D Can predict the weather too? Stock Market? Or was that a insinuation of epic proportions? I fear you may have tapped into the astral unconciousness...big things are ahead for you.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Tapeworm on November 12, 2010, 12:08:43 AM
nobody knows anyone

Everything is going to be ok.
*e-hug*


;) ;D ;D Can predict the weather too? Stock Market? Or was that a insinuation of epic proportions? I fear you may have tapped into the astral unconciousness...big things are ahead for you.

I'm a dangerous man!
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: BIG DUB on November 12, 2010, 12:23:51 AM
Safiya I'm sorry baby.. ;D  boe boe  ;D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 12, 2010, 12:29:48 AM
Everything is going to be ok.
*e-hug*


I'm a dangerous man!
What say you about this thread, and her future? I think she has earned her stripes and will make a fine addition to GB...

She has won us over with her fiestiness, and stiff upper lip demeanor...although I am offended that she called me Ke$ha...since she doesn't know me, I'm more of a Conya Doss
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: webcake on November 12, 2010, 12:33:50 AM
Everything is going to be ok.
*e-hug*

I'm not allowed to talk to strangers...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Tapeworm on November 12, 2010, 12:58:57 AM
What say you about this thread, and her future? I think she has earned her stripes and will make a fine addition to GB...

She has won us over with her fiestiness, and stiff upper lip demeanor...although I am offended that she called me Ke$ha...since she doesn't know me, I'm more of a Conya Doss

She's a bundle of raw nerves.  Pure trollbait.

I'm sure she's a very nice person.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 12, 2010, 01:42:33 AM
She's a bundle of raw nerves.  Pure trollbait.

I'm sure she's a very nice person.
quite true, I think so as well, this would have served her well, gave her a thicker skin, more fanbase...more support, more push, and more exposure...remember who we tend to "push" tend to get recognize...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Tre on November 12, 2010, 04:33:30 AM
NO ONE...keep being who you are, "NO ONE". What, u dont like my attitude?? What the hell are u going to do about it. Better yet, what the hell can u do about it? NOTHING BC U ARE NO ONE, u are my little bitch and I command you to keep contributing to this thread with your ignorant comments. Bc everytime u post something stupid...u make me look better. Thanku

Parker- what the hell is your problem? You seem to have the most aggression towards me than anyone else on this board. Is your friend request still pending or something? Shit, I will get to it when I get to it. And does Parker have a first name? To answer all your questions, yes...i do have good hair and real hair and I prefer moroccan hair oil, although i did use pink lotion growing up  ;D. For more of my beauty tips, please stay tuned.
Im curious...since u have so much to say about me, post a pic of yourself...lemme see what ur working with. Ur starting to sound alittle familiar...are u the same guy that both me and Tanji blocked from myspace bc u kept harassing us? Thats why ur so fucking bitter...

Sooo...anyone wanna grow some real balls and reveal their real names?  "SHOW YO SELF guy" ;D. Until then as far as im concerned im talking to a bunch bitches on here. So for all those who have no real names, Im going to start giving guys my own names...

NO ONE- u are now Miley Cyrus
Parker- u are now Kesha

so both of u guys can continue being the little bitches that u are....whine whine whine. Santa Claus doesnt exist, the Easter bunny is fake, and GETBig is not reality, so step outside of the box and live alittle. U are not the ruler of any universe, not even a getbig board. So go ahead...spend the next 30 min analyzing my videos and photos and try to think of something clever to say, HAHAHAHAHA, said the bikini competitior


Love. This. Woman.

I love the way she personalizes 'little bitch'.  You're not just any little bitch, you're *her* little bitch.  

lol @ Miley and Kesha!
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 12, 2010, 05:44:55 AM
Whoa whoa whoa..don't forget about getting paid for the whole year with 2 tubs of protein powder and some clen..


 ;D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: CalvinH on November 12, 2010, 07:29:34 AM
I like her.I hope she stays.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Butterbean on November 12, 2010, 07:30:32 AM
I like her.I hope she stays.

Me too, she held her own and is very funny  :)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 13, 2010, 04:57:38 AM
I like how her insults toward men stays, but my insult towards her insulting men is deleted. I was awaiting her rebuttal. Those that speak the truth are often shut up by the masses

The path of truth continues (probably on the Z board).
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: tallgerman on November 13, 2010, 04:59:19 AM
(http://bbwporngallery.net/bbwporn/thumbs/ba/26007.jpg)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 05:27:32 AM
I like how her insults toward men stays, but my insult towards her insulting men is deleted. I was awaiting her rebuttal. Those that speak the truth are often shut up by the masses

The path of truth continues (probably on the Z board).
It will continue on here...she had a breather, now it's back in the ring for her.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 13, 2010, 05:31:00 AM
It will continue on here...she had a breather, now it's back in the ring for her.

She's been absent for a few days...throw in the towel?
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 05:42:41 AM
She's been absent for a few days...throw in the towel?

This thread went to the Z board, like Thurs night or early Fri morning, so I sincerely doubt she went looking for it, she probably thought it was deleted...And I doubt she is gonna post here on the weekend, cause you know a 25 yr old married bikini competitor is SO busy, on a Sat morning.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 13, 2010, 05:45:53 AM
This thread went to the Z board, like Thurs night or early Fri morning, so I sincerely doubt she went looking for it, she probably thought it was deleted...And I doubt she is gonna post here on the weekend, cause you know a 25 yr old married bikini competitor is SO busy, on a Sat morning.

Hahaha..  ;D  ;D

she probably has the day booked full of schmoes to satisf.. give happy endings to..
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 05:59:21 AM
Hahaha..  ;D  ;D

she probably has the day booked full of schmoes to satisf.. give happy endings to..

Gotta pay for those posing practices somehow...."1,2...look into the audience, turn head, smile, Head Snap! Give them attitude!"
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 13, 2010, 06:02:52 AM
Gotta pay for those posing practices somehow...."1,2...look into the audience, turn head, smile, Head Snap! Give them attitude!"

Heh, just think if she gave that kind of attitude to the judges, haha she'd have to put out 2x as much in the hotel room afterwards
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 06:18:40 AM
Heh, just think if she gave that kind of attitude to the judges, haha she'd have to put out 2x as much in the hotel room afterwards

Quite true...although, with Salvatore, she just might have to bring the whips, Oxy, methadone, a stap on and some KY jelly.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 13, 2010, 06:21:28 AM
Quite true...although, with Salvatore, she just might have to bring the whips, Oxy, methadone, a stap on and some KY jelly.

With Salvatore that would be just foreplay...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ... Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: clued-up on November 13, 2010, 06:37:39 AM
U are not the ruler of any universe

I don’t like to put this info out there too often, but.. I am, in fact, Master of the Universe (yes, the master of the universe calls himself the *S o D o M i Z e R*... what else?).

Now you know, so... tread lightly.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: clued-up on November 13, 2010, 06:40:12 AM
This thread went to the Z board, like Thurs night or early Fri morning

Shameful. 
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 07:03:24 AM
Shameful. 
Yeah, she was game, and unlike Kamali, didn't meltdown...shows you who is the real mature one
With Salvatore that would be just foreplay...
Quite true.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 13, 2010, 07:26:36 AM
Yeah, she was game, and unlike Kamali, didn't meltdown...shows you who is the real mature oneQuite true.

man, I miss those kamali nuclear meltdown's, you could just picture him bashing his fists on the keyboard and seething with rage, lolol
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 07:30:00 AM
man, I miss those kamali nuclear meltdown's, you could just picture him bashing his fists on the keyboard and seething with rage, lolol

And then he had signs at expos and shows saying "Fuck you dorks at Getbig!"
we were so in his head, that he needed to build another floor for expansion.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 13, 2010, 07:35:57 AM
And then he had signs at expos and shows saying "Fuck you dorks at Getbig!"
we were so in his head, that he needed to build another floor for expansion.

Hahaha, it was awesome.. by far he took it the most personal out of all the guys to come through here.. some were super cool and just lost interest like Matt Duvall, Cutler, Namat and a bunch of other's, hell even Priest was alright though I think he was just too much of an attention whore, but Kamali made it his personal mission, I bet he had Ron as #1 on speed dial! LOL
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: johnnynoname on November 13, 2010, 07:38:23 AM
lol ....everyone thinks i'm some sort of "freak"........excellent

i'm actually a pretty tame guy..in my eyes, at least
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 13, 2010, 07:42:17 AM
It will continue on here...she had a breather, now it's back in the ring for her.

Back in the ring indeed. I wonder why my post aimed at her was deleted, maybe she saw it and went crying? Who knows.

I'm ready for round 2  :D
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 07:45:47 AM
Hahaha, it was awesome.. by far he took it the most personal out of all the guys to come through here.. some were super cool and just lost interest like Matt Duvall, Cutler, Namat and a bunch of other's, hell even Priest was alright though I think he was just too much of an attention whore, but Kamali made it his personal mission, I bet he had Ron as #1 on speed dial! LOL

Yep, and 240s gifs as well. It was Kamali that actually help bring Getbig to the forefront, but help us to expose him as the joke and butt of jokes. Even Flex Magazine, and Musclemag mentioned his escapades on here.
lol ....everyone thinks i'm some sort of "freak"........excellent

i'm actually a pretty tame guy..in my eyes, at least
sadly, I am the opposite, most think I'm a complete angel and gentleman, now I have to do damage control to retain that...it has been leaked by a few women, that I am a freak-ass nympho...I must maintain my clean image---what's a praying mantis, if it doesn't look like it's praying?
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 13, 2010, 07:52:46 AM
Yep, and 240s gifs as well. It was Kamali that actually help bring Getbig to the forefront, but help us to expose him as the joke and butt of jokes. Even Flex Magazine, and Musclemag mentioned his escapades on here.sadly, I am the opposite, most think I'm a complete angel and gentleman, now I have to do damage control to retain that...it has been leaked by a few women, that I am a freak-ass nympho...I must maintain my clean image---what's a praying mantis, if it doesn't look like it's praying?

Hah! I remember reading about it, here and in the magazines.. lol

I miss the good old days.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 07:59:31 AM
Hah! I remember reading about it, here and in the magazines.. lol

I miss the good old days.

Yep, and hopefully this thread can bring a little bit of it back
Back in the ring indeed. I wonder why my post aimed at her was deleted, maybe she saw it and went crying? Who knows.

I'm ready for round 2  :D
Naw, she wasn't crying, maybe broke a nail, you know those French Manicures cost some loot.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Wiggs on November 13, 2010, 09:38:05 AM
Why did this thread get moved back on the main board?

I'm not going to give this little twat the attention she seeks, I'm just going to check her when she needs a good checking...It's clear she's an attention whore so just ignore her and like most they go away...She seems like the type that like to hear herself speak...I don't like verbose women....Unless they're really intelligent...
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 09:44:29 AM
Why did this thread get moved back on the main board?

I'm not going to give this little twat the attention she seeks, I'm just going to check her when she needs a good checking...It's clear she's an attention whore so just ignore her and like most they go away...She seems like the type that like to hear herself speak...I don't like verbose women....Unless they're really intelligent...
Cause Hedge moved it to the Z Board, it needed to stay here...go for 12 rounds.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 10:59:45 AM
A fitting song, Barry White "Playing Your Game"
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: w8m8 on November 13, 2010, 04:05:52 PM
Too thin.

She needs a few cheat meals.

really ?

I don't see too thin here

(http://www.ifbbpro.com/wp-content/uploads/image/2010/results/sacramento/06-safiyajohnson.jpg)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: tallgerman on November 13, 2010, 04:07:11 PM
no shes not

this is smoking hot

(http://scoregroup.vo.llnwd.net/o37/scoreland/images_content/KarinaHart_22794/07.jpg)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: tallgerman on November 13, 2010, 04:08:08 PM
black women in general not hot

not mixed

:)

my opinoin ha haa!
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 05:46:38 PM
really ?

I don't see too thin here

(http://www.ifbbpro.com/wp-content/uploads/image/2010/results/sacramento/06-safiyajohnson.jpg)
That's from the angle...she inherited her mom;s body---no hips, no ass...and no boobs. Great face.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: clued-up on November 13, 2010, 05:52:15 PM
Great face.

She does have a lovely smile.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson..Tanji Johnson's sister.
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2010, 05:56:51 PM
She does have a lovely smile.
Usually women who have that "phenotype" the small upper lip, slightly larger bottom lip, with that Cheshire dip of a smil, and those cheek bones...have a great smile---it's what i call the "cutesy face", smallish features
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 24, 2011, 08:28:58 PM
Guess you guys scared her away! lol
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: BIG DUB on August 24, 2011, 08:42:39 PM
I think she did'nt post that much anyway and someone tipped her off to my thread, but I bet she still trolls around from time to time.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on August 25, 2011, 02:23:41 AM
I think she did'nt post that much anyway and someone tipped her off to my thread, but I bet she still trolls around from time to time.
(http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110308/15/4d76be6083552.jpg)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: G_Thang on August 25, 2011, 02:53:00 AM
(http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110308/15/4d76be6083552.jpg)

No bad but I'd still chase Tanji.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 25, 2011, 03:04:39 AM
I'd let her blow me. No sex tho.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on August 25, 2011, 03:42:46 AM
No bad but I'd still chase Tanji.

Well, she is married...you can have Tanji, I would like Vida
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: G_Thang on August 25, 2011, 04:44:45 AM
Well, she is married...you can have Tanji, I would like Vida

Is Vida the name of their chunky sister?

Man, I'm surprise you never talk about Talia Terese.  Afro-American and Brasilian, the best of your two favorite worlds.

(http://i048.radikal.ru/1108/54/ee6b356d1a45.jpg)

She looks like Alicia Harris

(http://www.optimumnutrition.com/images/team/Alicia-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 25, 2011, 04:54:17 AM
Generation Barbieness  :-\
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: Parker on August 25, 2011, 05:18:12 AM
Is Vida the name of their chunky sister?

Man, I'm surprise you never talk about Talia Terese.  Afro-American and Brasilian, the best of your two favorite worlds.

(http://i048.radikal.ru/1108/54/ee6b356d1a45.jpg)

She looks like Alicia Harris

(http://www.optimumnutrition.com/images/team/Alicia-2.jpg)
No Mang, Vida Guerra---her offseason look is prolly still close to what made her famous...
Funny, all the Vida's that I know about or have met have booming booty, on lady named Vida had a phatty that she rent space out on...and it was solid, like a steel desk...

Talia is fine, she slipped under my radar because I don't pat attention to the bikini/figure chicks.
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 25, 2011, 05:19:48 AM
(http://i048.radikal.ru/1108/54/ee6b356d1a45.jpg)

(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jizz-in-my-pants-andy-samberg1.jpg)
Title: Re: Safiya Johnson is smoking hot ...
Post by: WillGrant on August 25, 2011, 05:21:24 AM
no shes not

this is smoking hot

(http://scoregroup.vo.llnwd.net/o37/scoreland/images_content/KarinaHart_22794/07.jpg)
This