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Title: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: Croatch on November 09, 2010, 05:17:07 PM
You can be certain nobody has used the car before you.
Woosh.
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: Nails on November 09, 2010, 05:19:50 PM
i use this one alot..... Friends always come pulling up with their brand new car, and i always say cool now you can drive around town with your used wife you married  ;D
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: boonasty on November 09, 2010, 06:18:15 PM
Quote from: Croatch on November 09, 2010, 05:17:07 PM
You can be certain nobody has used the car before you.
Woosh.

wrong. 
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: Andy Griffin on November 09, 2010, 06:20:52 PM
You are finished paying for the car in 4-5 years. 
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: Master Blaster on November 09, 2010, 07:24:24 PM
Quote from: Andy Griffin on November 09, 2010, 06:20:52 PM
You are finished paying for the car in 4-5 years. 

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Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: jaejonna on November 09, 2010, 07:26:37 PM
Epic insecurity reeking in this thread ...hahahaha I would hate to be a 'man' who would seek a untouched 'women' for their own mental fragility
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: Croatch on November 09, 2010, 07:33:37 PM
Quote from: jaejonna on November 09, 2010, 07:26:37 PM
Epic insecurity reeking in this thread ...hahahaha I would hate to be a 'man' who would seek a untouched 'women' for their own mental fragility
Can you blame someone for wanting an unused vagina?
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: Master Blaster on November 09, 2010, 07:35:11 PM
Quote from: Croatch on November 09, 2010, 07:33:37 PM
Can you blame someone for wanting an unused vagina?

I think this vagina hasn't seen much milage.  ;)

(http://rxmuscle.com/images/stories/Rx%20Girl/10ftlauderdale%20cup/IMG_5313a1.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 09, 2010, 07:36:23 PM
'used wife' haha i hadnt thought of it like that before
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 09, 2010, 07:37:05 PM
Quote from: Croatch on November 09, 2010, 05:17:07 PM
You can be certain nobody has used the car before you.
Woosh.

None.....you will never have either  :)



 ;D
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: doison on November 09, 2010, 08:33:24 PM
Quote from: Croatch on November 09, 2010, 05:17:07 PM
You can be certain nobody has used the car before you.
Woosh.

I take it you've never hung out with the local car dealership owner's son.....

I lost 3 vyvanse, a fistful of ultram and Ron mexico's, and a fucking 3-pack of amyl-nitrate between the seats of a "new" car once.  

I can assure you that we used that car as much in one weekend as any set of beef curtains could be used outside of an xnxx.com DP marathon.
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: wes mantooth on November 09, 2010, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: doison on November 09, 2010, 08:33:24 PM

I lost 3 vyvanse, a fistful of ultram and Ron mexico's, and a fucking 3-pack of amyl-nitrate

uhhh what?
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: doison on November 09, 2010, 08:36:37 PM
Quote from: wes mantooth on November 09, 2010, 08:35:22 PM
uhhh what?

Things that make you shit a sandpaper tennis ball if you ever have to go a week without.
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: 99 Bananas on November 09, 2010, 08:39:35 PM
Gayer than finding fault with a perfectly good vagina.
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 09, 2010, 08:46:28 PM
Quote from: Andy Griffin on November 09, 2010, 06:20:52 PM
You are finished paying for the car in 4-5 years. 

this
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 09, 2010, 08:50:30 PM
Quote from: Nails on November 09, 2010, 05:19:50 PM
i use this one alot..... Friends always come pulling up with their brand new car, and i always say cool now you can drive around town with your used wife you married  ;D

Ouch, that's cold brah!
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: JasonH on November 10, 2010, 05:18:22 AM
Quote from: Master Blaster on November 09, 2010, 07:35:11 PM
I think this vagina hasn't seen much milage.  ;)

(http://rxmuscle.com/images/stories/Rx%20Girl/10ftlauderdale%20cup/IMG_5313a1.jpg)

Damn, Alex has really let himself go.

Godspeed.
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: Power on November 10, 2010, 05:24:54 AM
New car smell lasts longer than new pussy smell.
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: MB on November 10, 2010, 08:32:28 AM
Quote from: Master Blaster on November 09, 2010, 07:35:11 PM
I think this vagina hasn't seen much milage.  ;)

(http://rxmuscle.com/images/stories/Rx%20Girl/10ftlauderdale%20cup/IMG_5313a1.jpg)

Pat from SNL
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: pedro01 on November 10, 2010, 08:58:00 AM
Patrick, right ? Not Patricia.

No way could a woman have such hairy arms... eeeew
Title: Re: What's the difference in a new car vs. new pussy?
Post by: kevcat on November 10, 2010, 02:20:26 PM
Quote from: Power on November 10, 2010, 05:24:54 AM
New car smell lasts longer than new pussy smell.

I presume youve had a new car before? Or even better, some pussy?