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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Doug_Steele on November 12, 2010, 04:46:24 PM
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I like to spend my time taking long walks on short piers and trailing Paris Hilton to have her sign my DVD copy of "A night in Paris." I get so excited when she says "THAT'S HOT!" I am even more excited that I get to listen to her CD. She's the BEST singer EVER! My favorite song of hers is cover of the Doors "Light My Fire Crotch". I enjoy going to Victoria's Secret and practicing my bra snapping technique. I enjoy walking down SM blvd in chaps and pasties, especially during Halloween. Trick or treat! I enjoy going to Karoke Bars and singing William Hung songs. I enjoy quality time with my parole officer. Even though she keeps me on a short leash, she accepts me for all of my quirks. And I love Getbig. I am SOOOOOOO addicted. I am thinking of starting a Getbig Anon group to help those addicted. I resent those that disparage fire crotches. You are probably thinking why i don't resent Paris. Well, she doesn't say bad things about fire crotches, she just has her billionaire drug addicted friends do the thrashing for her. That makes her ok in my book. She's SOOO HOT! I only wish she'd keep her hair her original color of brown, take off the blue contacts to show her brown eyes, and not have had plastic surgery on her face. That droopy eye is sorta freaky. My biggest wish is that Paris And Pee Wee Herman will do a movie together. I have a working title: "NURSE NANCY" staring Pee Wee and Paris Hilton as Nurse Nancy. 8) 8)
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Enjoy learning
Bitter
Not much social life
you can see where this leads :D
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Enjoy learning
Bitter
Not much social life
you can see where this leads :D
HEY, THATS MY IDENTITY...
;) ;)
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Enjoy learning
Bitter
Not much social life
you can see where this leads :D
Present.
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Hi, I'm sevastase
I'm a romanian gypsy whose village was featured in the 2006 film Borat, I didn't have much growing up so I put all my ambitions towards leaving my country of origin, romania..this unfortunately did not happen as U.S immigration was tipped off by the office of Homeland Security and Border Patrol that I'm a failed illuminati mind control experiment/black ops agent sleeper cell/reptilian overlord from zeta reticuli 5. Having been denied a visa and deported back to romania, I have been able to focus on develloping my theories on how all the rulers of the world are actually 8 foot tall reptilian space aliens from a distant galaxy, these include world president's, prime ministers and the Queen of England, I know this becuause even though I've never met any of them they just seem to look like shapeshifters in all the photos I've seen in magazines. I'm also a failed bodybuild.. tennis player who once took 100mg of dbol daily with a few grams of testosterone and managed to put on 3lbs of fat/water. Currently I am writing a book detailing my participation in romanian mind control experiments and getting trained as a super soldier/black ops agent for deployment in the U S of A.
current pic enclosed..
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Hi, I'm sevastase
I'm a romanian gypsy whose village was featured in the 2006 film Borat, I didn't have much growing up so I put all my ambitions towards leaving my country of origin, romania..this unfortunately did not happen as U.S immigration was tipped off by the office of Homeland Security and Border Patrol that I'm a failed illuminati mind control experiment/black ops agent sleeper cell/reptilian overlord from zeta reticuli 5. Having been denied a visa and deported back to romania, I have been able to focus on develloping my theories on how all the rulers of the world are actually 8 foot tall reptilian space aliens from a distant galaxy, these include world president's, prime ministers and the Queen of England, I know this becuause even though I've never met any of them they just seem to look like shapeshifters in all the photos I've seen in magazines. I'm also a failed bodybuild.. tennis player who once took 100mg of dbol daily with a few grams of testosterone and managed to put on 3lbs of fat/water. Currently I am writing a book detailing my participation in romanian mind control experiments and getting trained as a super soldier/black ops agent for deployment in the U S of A.
current pic enclosed..
Epic.
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I like to spend my time taking long walks on short piers and trailing Paris Hilton to have her sign my DVD copy of "A night in Paris."...
Ok, that part about Hilton was pretty good. ;D
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We need to know more about
mars Tito24 but we gotta go through kiwiol. kiwiol isnt giving out much info on details. 8)
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Ok, that part about Hilton was pretty good. ;D
:o :o
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Hi, I'm sevastase
I'm a romanian gypsy whose village was featured in the 2006 film Borat, I didn't have much growing up so I put all my ambitions towards leaving my country of origin, romania..this unfortunately did not happen as U.S immigration was tipped off by the office of Homeland Security and Border Patrol that I'm a failed illuminati mind control experiment/black ops agent sleeper cell/reptilian overlord from zeta reticuli 5. Having been denied a visa and deported back to romania, I have been able to focus on develloping my theories on how all the rulers of the world are actually 8 foot tall reptilian space aliens from a distant galaxy, these include world president's, prime ministers and the Queen of England, I know this becuause even though I've never met any of them they just seem to look like shapeshifters in all the photos I've seen in magazines. I'm also a failed bodybuild.. tennis player who once took 100mg of dbol daily with a few grams of testosterone and managed to put on 3lbs of fat/water. Currently I am writing a book detailing my participation in romanian mind control experiments and getting trained as a super soldier/black ops agent for deployment in the U S of A.
current pic enclosed..
it's not that he doesn't give out good ownings. It's just that he's in no position to speak.
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We need to know more about mars Tito24 but we gotta go through kiwiol. kiwiol isnt giving out much info on details. 8)
Maybe I can help.
Tito24 aka marcella is a lame bitch with 12'' arms.
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haha
brutal meltdown by the big boned roided redneck promptly supported by a couple of tits I owned in the past
I see the pain still lingers
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Hi, I'm sevastase
I'm a romanian gypsy whose village was featured in the 2006 film Borat, I didn't have much growing up so I put all my ambitions towards leaving my country of origin, romania..this unfortunately did not happen as U.S immigration was tipped off by the office of Homeland Security and Border Patrol that I'm a failed illuminati mind control experiment/black ops agent sleeper cell/reptilian overlord from zeta reticuli 5. Having been denied a visa and deported back to romania, I have been able to focus on develloping my theories on how all the rulers of the world are actually 8 foot tall reptilian space aliens from a distant galaxy, these include world president's, prime ministers and the Queen of England, I know this becuause even though I've never met any of them they just seem to look like shapeshifters in all the photos I've seen in magazines. I'm also a failed bodybuild.. tennis player who once took 100mg of dbol daily with a few grams of testosterone and managed to put on 3lbs of fat/water. Currently I am writing a book detailing my participation in romanian mind control experiments and getting trained as a super soldier/black ops agent for deployment in the U S of A.
current pic enclosed..
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi I'm Alex 23
I like to proclaim how happy I am with life, but inside I am massively depressed and drink heavily because of it. I place huge emphasis on material goods because I am shallow and my life has no meaning beyond these things. I have sex with my wife every 3 months if I am lucky because the sight of her sickens me and I am sure she feels the same way. I claim to be wealthy, but am so far in debt I would have to work til I am 133 years old just to break even. I like to post old pictures of myself and claim they are recent even though it would mean my hair magically grew 5 inches in a month, and I like to photoshop pics of myself to make them look leaner and bigger and then claim no one takes it serious when I am busted for this. I like to say I don't take the internet seriously, but I hack into peoples accounts and messages, create more controversy by sending info about people to others and then claiming innocence and manage a ludicrous number of gimmick accounts to compliment myself,........but I don't take it seriously. Overall, I am the most depressed person you will ever find on a message board, but go to all lengths to convince people that I am King of my own little world.
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NO.
Hey Dist hook me up $ dawg
ill buy you a present
im buying chaos a pipe
what u want?
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Hi, I'm sevastase
I'm a romanian gypsy whose village was featured in the 2006 film Borat, I didn't have much growing up so I put all my ambitions towards leaving my country of origin, romania..this unfortunately did not happen as U.S immigration was tipped off by the office of Homeland Security and Border Patrol that I'm a failed illuminati mind control experiment/black ops agent sleeper cell/reptilian overlord from zeta reticuli 5. Having been denied a visa and deported back to romania, I have been able to focus on develloping my theories on how all the rulers of the world are actually 8 foot tall reptilian space aliens from a distant galaxy, these include world president's, prime ministers and the Queen of England, I know this becuause even though I've never met any of them they just seem to look like shapeshifters in all the photos I've seen in magazines. I'm also a failed bodybuild.. tennis player who once took 100mg of dbol daily with a few grams of testosterone and managed to put on 3lbs of fat/water. Currently I am writing a book detailing my participation in romanian mind control experiments and getting trained as a super soldier/black ops agent for deployment in the U S of A.
current pic enclosed..
Haha ;D
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We need to know more about mars Tito24 but we gotta go through kiwiol. kiwiol isnt giving out much info on details. 8)
Only thing I can tell you about Mars is what I see - a bright light that you can't/don't want to stare into for too long :o
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mars?
delicate swaying locks of angel-like hair, fresh clear skin, powerful jaw, succulent lips. what a beautiful young man, a vision of perfection, god among men.
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I'm an English guy living in London. I started training at age 13 after seeing Dorian burst on the scene. I was committed in being a pro bodybuilder until coming face to face with my first loaded syringe. I turned my back on all that and enrolled in a Maths degree after accepting the fact that I was too dense to pass a physics degree. Funny this thread should come up and I mention physics. I was invited for dinner at my boss's house last night. He and his wife are both in their 50's. They have an 18 year old son and 16 year old daughter. Both are students at exclusive and private London schools. They're smart and well-spoken beyond belief. The son is a first year physics student at Cambridge university and was bemoaning the 'easy coursework'. Stuff he taught himself for 'fun' when he was 12. I despair.
Anyway, despite all my best efforts, I barely managed to scrape through the degree program but did talk myself into a good career with a massive multinational IT company. Right now I travel internationally on a weekly basis and get paid to jaw-jaw our shit to unsuspecting clients intimidated and awed by our company name. I hate it. I feel like a sell out. People think I'm highly educated with an awesome career. I talk a good game and have an ability to make people trust me. That's it. That's all the education you need to succeed.
I would've given anything to be a self-employed software developer but lack the maths (despite the degree) and mental fire-power to get into the heavy stuff. I'm now committed in finishing my law degree to work for an institution like the UN or UNICEF in their third world development programs.
That's it.
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hi im Larry Falcon Johnny Falcons twin brother, i post for him, im tall 6feet6 and weigh around 140 kg im constantly worried about dying i have heart issues probably because im tall and have massive amounts of muscle. I sometimes wonder if we can live forever and that i might figure it out or might not and die before my time
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I am 24, from Ireland. Roman Catholic. Work in a govt Job FT and PT I do the door. I am a nerd who has muscles.
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I have an itchy asshole
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I am 24, from Ireland. Roman Catholic. Work in a govt Job FT and PT I do the door. I am a nerd who has muscles with awesome genetics.
Fixed. ;)
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I'm just here to witness meltdowns.
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I'm just here to witness meltdowns.
that would be enough to keep anyone busy
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I'm worth a million in prizes.
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that would be enough to keep anyone busy
Yup. Waiting for alex to meltdown over your post. ;D
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I'm worth a million in prizes.
Thanks Michael Landon. ;)
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Yup. Waiting for alex to meltdown over your post. ;D
lol,...oh he will post something trivial like "go enjoy, dont take it seriously" while he is drinking,...again :D
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im a 26yr old divorcee who currently has no life. all of my time is spent chasing women and children who steal from my faceless, slave-driving, corporate entity overlord or at a local community college where i ogle 18 year old pussy i will never see and would probably hate the moment i had to hear them speak.
although my exact origin is unknown i have heard conflicting reports that i hail from a distant planet of insane, perverted, satan-worshipping monkeys with jedi powers and massive scrotums. despite this reputation i hope to become a werewolf/vampire hybrid within the next few years assuming the pay is decent. if not i would settle for an 'anal/oral only' heterosexual pornstar but that would be aiming high.