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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: epic_alien on November 16, 2010, 10:24:40 PM
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i have read several different fat people threads on here over the years, and have enjoyed the abundance of those of you who air out your hate for fat slobs.
i can say that ive hated fat people my whole life. i have been in situation where a fat woman was trying to start some confrontation with me because i was ignoring her so badly, at the gym i worked at, (she was in sales) and i knew if i told her the reason why i ignored her it would start trouble for me at work.
I wanted to see the creativity of how you can insult a fat person without being the bad guy.
what do you think?
for instance, when some fat ass asks me "why are you eating that" can i reply with, " " because i dont want to look like you"
what insults do you recommend?
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if u come across a fat human with problems with arithmetic like someone in sales,
u can advise them to use their spare tyres like an abacus
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you're at the bar and some fatties walk in with giving you the stink eye or being otherwise fat. a confrontation ensues. if they utter 'fuck you' or some similar insult you may consider:
'no thanks, ill wait for your thin friends to get here'
:D
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you're at the bar and some fatties walk in with giving you the stink eye or being otherwise fat. a confrontation ensues. if they utter 'fuck you' or some similar insult you may consider:
'no thanks, ill wait for your thin friends to get here'
:D
shittttt
that was a lot worse than mine mate
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Do you have any tricks on how to insult people with 14 inch monster arms?
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whats up with fat guys thinking they are "huge"? i dont get it.
or fat people who are "slow walkers" or push when they pass in front of you?
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whats up with fat guys thinking they are "huge"? i dont get it.
or fat people who are "slow walkers" or push when they pass in front of you?
They don't walk-they waddle. Then they get all out of breath and sweaty. I love it when they sit down and fold their arms on their stomachs.
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ah yes, the holding the arms over the stomach shit. seen it many times. you can clearly see its not a natural nor comfortable way to position your arms, but they somehow think they are hiding their fat stomach.
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ah yes, the holding the arms over the stomach shit. seen it many times. you can clearly see its not a natural nor comfortable way to position your arms, but they somehow think they are hiding their fat stomach.
Haha, I love the fat asses who rest their arms on their stomach as they walk. It looks like they are folding their arms in some sort of dominant stance, but if you look carefully, they are just too tired to hold those fat things up so they lay them across their belly which works as a nice arm rest.
Disgusting.
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by simply telling them "youre fat".
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by simply telling them "youre fat".
x2.
It's obvious, but they will have a huge meltdown after it.
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i cant comprehend why people would want to stay fat.
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i cant comprehend why people would want to stay fat.
Thing is, they don't want to, but not eating pizza and ice cream all day and moving their asses under the sun or at least under the bulkbs in the gym is too big an effort for them, so they have no chance but to stay fat. It's not their fault, it's the fault of the media and the bad society out there... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Do you have any tricks on how to insult people with 14 inch monster arms?
What about "Hey, epic_alien, 80 % of girls have bigger arms than you."?
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sometimes you see fat girls but with faces that when they would be slim they would look hot as hell. and then i think, why the fuck wouldnt you do something about it.
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very true tito
there is a hot girl trapped inside
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very true tito
there is a hot girl trapped inside
lol trapped
inside every fat person there is a skinny poor soul fighting to get out
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Ask them if they would be okay if a sponsored walk was set up around them
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whats up with fat guys thinking they are "huge"? i dont get it.
This = true.
I love their typical rebuttal against fatty critisism too.
"Shut up twinks"
"Real men weigh over 275lbs"
Their training in the gym - when they train always follows the same pattern as well.
In the squat:
One warmup set with 135. Then 225 for 3. Another triple - OR DOUBLE - with 315. Followed by three or MAYBE four (then it's the epic marathon workout) singles up their daily max.
And everything spaced out in roughly 90 minutes.
Lethal.
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This = true.
I love their typical rebuttal against fatty critisism too.
"Shut up twinks"
"Real men weigh over 275lbs"
Their training in the gym - when they train always follows the same pattern as well.
In the squat:
One warmup set with 135. Then 225 for 3. Another triple - OR DOUBLE - with 315. Followed by three or MAYBE four (then it's the epic marathon workout) singles up their daily max.
And everything spaced out in roughly 90 minutes.
Lethal.
LOL, i don't have many fat people in the gym, just one or two "powerlifters". These guys weight an estimated 330lbs and think that they are special when they can squat 300lbs for 2 reps. ::) ::)
And for sure they all "could be ripped easily", if they wanted... ::) ::)
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This = true.
I love their typical rebuttal against fatty critisism too.
"Shut up twinks"
"Real men weigh over 275lbs"
Their training in the gym - when they train always follows the same pattern as well.
In the squat:
One warmup set with 135. Then 225 for 3. Another triple - OR DOUBLE - with 315. Followed by three or MAYBE four (then it's the epic marathon workout) singles up their daily max.
And everything spaced out in roughly 90 minutes.
Lethal.
lol lethal
what about extreme fatbodies that eat fast food with their fingers while talking to u and seem to have no shame and dont seem to give a fuck what ur thinking...
fatbodies also like to eat over long periods ,,,, while on the fone or talking face2face..... they maybe get up and do something and then continnue eating
has anyone ever seen a fatbody eating while smoking ....... lmao ive not seen that in years
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LOL, i don't have many fat people in the gym, just one or two "powerlifters". These guys weight an estimated 330lbs and think that they are special when they can squat 300lbs for 2 reps. ::) ::)
And for sure they all "could be ripped easily", if they wanted... ::) ::)
well this is the problem ..... they could all be ripped if they wanted but none of them believe it or know it to be the truth anymore, or ever for that matter
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LOL, i don't have many fat people in the gym, just one or two "powerlifters". These guys weight an estimated 330lbs and think that they are special when they can squat 300lbs for 2 reps. ::) ::)
And for sure they all "could be ripped easily", if they wanted... ::) ::)
Next time check for the powerlift belt.
If they're true fat boys, they will sport these belts throughout the whole workout.
Relaxing the belt between sets.
But keeping them on. Making sure those guts stays in.
The belts are the alibi for getting fat if you ask me. 8)
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Next time check for the powerlift belt.
If they're true fat boys, they will sport these belts throughout the whole workout.
Relaxing the belt between sets.
But keeping them on. Making sure those guts stays in.
The belts are the alibi for getting fat if you ask me. 8)
poetry
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Just tell them that their lack of willpower is sickening.
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Next time check for the powerlift belt.
If they're true fat boys, they will sport these belts throughout the whole workout.
Relaxing the belt between sets.
But keeping them on. Making sure those guts stays in.
The belts are the alibi for getting fat if you ask me. 8)
LOL, love the belts on guys doing bench press, biceps curls and so on.... It's a plague in my gym, 50% of guys train with their belt all the time.
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Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar.
Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"
Kelly is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.
You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
Kelly is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please."
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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You spend time working on insulting fat people.... wow. Your stupidity is sad commentary on the notion of cultural progress. Get a life you douchebag. I really hope you don't have kids or ever have kids.
I could just see you sitting at your computer thinking some retarded insult is funny and just memorizing it to use the next day. You go into work just to start a confrontation to use your fag goty insult. How pathetic do you intend on being?
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You spend time working on insulting fat people.... wow. Your stupidity is sad commentary on the notion of cultural progress. Get a life you douchebag. I really hope you don't have kids or ever have kids.
I could just see you sitting at your computer thinking some retarded insult is funny and just memorizing it to use the next day. You go into work just to start a confrontation to use your fag goty insult. How pathetic do you intend on being?
hahahaha, fatass meltdown.
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You don't need to say anything, just give them "up-down" look with a mild manner of disgust...then go back to what you were doing. They'll get it.
There are no fat people at my gym, fortunately.
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