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Title: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: tom joad on November 17, 2010, 11:24:41 AM
maybe he discovered that when you take away the pounds of makeup, the airbrushing and the photoshop that his wife really wasn't very hot?
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: Wiggs on November 17, 2010, 11:28:06 AM
She found a years worth of text messages from a female "friend"... :-X
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: tallgerman on November 17, 2010, 11:30:15 AM
haaa haaa!!!!

AWESOME

I hate that overrated hobag

why in hell fi you millionare guy woiuld you every marry????

what the fuck!!

Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: Nails on November 17, 2010, 11:48:20 AM
I mean what a french Prick that Tony Parker is... Who would ever thing of cheating on Eva  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Although the Moron did marry her


(http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/eva-longoria-sans-makeup.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/12/article-1180734-04E6E29A000005DC-674_468x570.jpg)

Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: Wiggs on November 17, 2010, 11:49:18 AM
I mean what a french Prick that Tony Parker is... Who would ever thing of cheating on Eva  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Although the Moron did marry her


(http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/eva-longoria-sans-makeup.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/12/article-1180734-04E6E29A000005DC-674_468x570.jpg)



Whoa!!!!!!!! and not a good one... :-X
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: Croatch on November 17, 2010, 12:05:07 PM
Is it me, or does someone in general smile when other people's relationships FAIL. ;D
Chick has no tits.  Can you blame the guy?
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: Jaime on November 17, 2010, 12:06:11 PM
Makeup is truly a curse from the gods, or a blessing... :-\
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: Nails on November 17, 2010, 12:07:37 PM
Makeup is truly a curse from the gods, or a blessing... :-\

A blessing before you stick you dick in it, and Curse after she walks out the shower
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: Jaime on November 17, 2010, 12:11:42 PM
A blessing before you stick you dick in it, and Curse after she walks out the shower


 ;) Yeah, pretty much.
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 17, 2010, 12:31:13 PM
Is it me, or does someone in general smile when other people's relationships FAIL. ;D
Chick has no tits.  Can you blame the guy?

it's much easier to laugh at failure of others than looking at yourself.

with that said, i never saw the appeal in her.  and she's a fucking horrible actress too.
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 17, 2010, 12:32:30 PM
Doesn't she play for the TB Rays?
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: jesusbod on November 17, 2010, 12:34:23 PM
Whoa!!!!!!!! and not a good one... :-X

She is still hotter than most of the tail you guys can pull....
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 17, 2010, 12:35:46 PM
She is still hotter than most of the tail you guys can pull....

my wife's 5'11" and white.  destruction on both counts over the little mexican no talent rat.
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: makaveli25 on November 17, 2010, 12:38:00 PM
Can't stand that worthless biotch. Girlfriend watches that stupid whore show every sunday. I would love to kick her right in the cooch.
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: affeman on November 17, 2010, 12:49:30 PM
I'm so sorry Tony, that wasn't my intent!!!!!! :o
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: Nails on November 17, 2010, 12:51:39 PM
$1.5 million dollar wedding .... Hope that was worth it
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: funk51 on November 17, 2010, 01:10:01 PM
maybe he discovered that when you take away the pounds of makeup, the airbrushing and the photoshop that his wife really wasn't very hot?
she looked pretty harsh in harsh times. evan longoria is much prettier no fag just so you know.
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: flexingtonsteele on November 17, 2010, 02:20:50 PM
I mean what a french Prick that Tony Parker is... Who would ever thing of cheating on Eva  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Although the Moron did marry her


(http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/eva-longoria-sans-makeup.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/12/article-1180734-04E6E29A000005DC-674_468x570.jpg)



I just threw up in my mouth.
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: HTexan on November 17, 2010, 02:27:15 PM
Dude fucked up.
Seen her in real life, she is hot.
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: 240 is Back on November 17, 2010, 02:30:51 PM
yeah, i'm pretty sure tony parker will have no problem finding someone else to bang.

13.5 mil a year.  Yep.
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on November 17, 2010, 02:31:59 PM
thats celebrity-dom........


they get married to draw publicity.,.....then when the interest drops.............they have kids to draw more publicity.............th en when interest drops.........comes the divorce............and resulting "who is dating who" publicity........

.......and the cycle starts over again


these are sick people people addicted to getting attention............the y dont do things with the same motivations of normal people.............they dont really marry for love, or for a lifetime

what percent of celbrity marriages last more then 5 years?   MAYBE 4% or 5%...........no celebrities actually stay married in the long haul
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: HTexan on November 17, 2010, 02:33:39 PM
thats celebrity-dom........


they get married to draw publicity.,.....then when the interest drops.............they have kids to draw more publicity.............th en when interest drops.........comes the divorce............and resulting "who is dating who" publicity........

.......and the cycle starts over again


these are sick people people addicted to getting attention............the y dont do things with the same motivations of normal people.............they dont really marry for love, or for a lifetime

what percent of celbrity marriages last more then 5 years?   MAYBE 4% or 5%...........no celebrities actually stay married in the long haul
Dude doesn't want drama during the NBA season
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: Army of One on November 17, 2010, 02:34:09 PM
He was banging ex teammate Brent Barry's wife, Barry has also filed for divorce, the happy couples pictured below, I still prefer Longoria out of the two.

(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/3905/194353256.png)
Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: flexingtonsteele on November 17, 2010, 07:26:17 PM
Damn, they look just alike.

Title: Re: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are getting divorced
Post by: tommywishbone on November 17, 2010, 07:50:29 PM
Perhaps Nicole called her and told her it was a bad idea.