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Title: Beer contains female hormones !!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2010, 05:33:42 AM
 
This is alarming


Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last year, April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1)
hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these
men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.
 
7) Failed to think rationally, and
 
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!


Title: Re: Beer contains female hormones !!!
Post by: tendonitis on November 18, 2010, 05:36:14 AM
they could have stopped at number 1   ;D
Title: Re: Beer contains female hormones !!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2010, 05:37:08 AM
they could have stopped at number 1   ;D

I like 4 also.  ;D
Title: Re: Beer contains female hormones !!!
Post by: JasonH on November 18, 2010, 05:40:18 AM
There should be an Option D in there too.  ;D
Title: Re: Beer contains female hormones !!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2010, 05:41:19 AM
There should be an Option D in there too.  ;D

hahah, no doubt about that....... ;D
Title: Re: Beer contains female hormones !!!
Post by: CalvinH on November 18, 2010, 06:57:56 AM
 
This is alarming


Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last year, April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1)
hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these
men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.
 
7) Failed to think rationally, and
 
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!







Just 8 beers :-\
Title: Re: Beer contains female hormones !!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2010, 07:00:22 AM



Just 8 beers :-\

I don't even know what a schooner is...... is that those wagons Oklahoma uses as a mascot?  If so, 8 of those filled might even give you a little trouble......in 1 hour.... ;D
Title: Re: Beer contains female hormones !!!
Post by: CalvinH on November 18, 2010, 07:03:12 AM
I don't even know what a schooner is...... is that those wagons Oklahoma uses as a mascot?  If so, 8 of those filled might even give you a little trouble......in 1 hour.... ;D



Especially if you're trying to drink while whipping around the stadium...I'd hate to spill...
Title: Re: Beer contains female hormones !!!
Post by: spinnis on November 18, 2010, 07:05:24 AM
I laughed at this


........6 years ago

 ;D
Title: Re: Beer contains female hormones !!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2010, 07:06:44 AM
I laughed at this


........6 years ago

 ;D

 >:(   It's a classic.