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Title: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Nails on November 18, 2010, 12:50:02 PM
Good hand speed for a 300+ pounder

FYI -- Rampage is set to take on Seagal's protege Lyoto Machida at UFC 123 this Saturday night.

Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: mesmorph78 on November 18, 2010, 01:14:59 PM
I find seagal hilarious hahahah
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: tallgerman on November 18, 2010, 01:19:45 PM
seagal is so fucking awesome I think people don't credit him enough

any movie he is in is instantyl more entertaining

i would make him a non main actor in almsot anything and it would improve the draw

i dont understand why he doesnt work non stop

musta pissed off the gay mafia in holylwood by not taking it dp

(http://thumbs.dachix.com/media/343471/1904991/135x180.jpg)

the dude it truly one of my idols

his style is also pretty unique
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: nder98 on November 18, 2010, 01:20:32 PM
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Deicide on November 18, 2010, 01:23:49 PM
Good hand speed for a 300+ pounder

FYI -- Rampage is set to take on Seagal's protege Lyoto Machida at UFC 123 this Saturday night.



Ever read his bio? Guy went toe to toe with the Yakuza.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: dyslexic on November 18, 2010, 01:33:22 PM
It's not easy to pick what to believe and what not to believe about Seagal.


I like his movie "urban justice"-- not sure why. It's one of my favorites.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Lundgren on November 18, 2010, 01:35:03 PM
seagal is so fucking awesome I think people don't credit him enough

any movie he is in is instantyl more entertaining

i would make him a non main actor in almsot anything and it would improve the draw

i dont understand why he doesnt work non stop

musta pissed off the gay mafia in holylwood by not taking it dp

(http://thumbs.dachix.com/media/343471/1904991/135x180.jpg)

the dude it truly one of my idols

his style is also pretty unique
Eyetwitch*
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: disco_stu on November 18, 2010, 03:05:17 PM
(http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Steven-Seagal-Emotion-Chart-4083.jpg)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Wiggs on November 18, 2010, 03:09:16 PM
(http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Steven-Seagal-Emotion-Chart-4083.jpg)

lol...just like king kahn...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: BIG ACH on November 18, 2010, 03:14:59 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: dj181 on November 18, 2010, 04:14:00 PM
Dudes got a primo physique on him
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: pellius on November 18, 2010, 04:47:26 PM
Does anyone have a pic of him not wearing a big black jacket? Even in hot Brasil he's always all covered up. He doesn't look to be in good shape.

Love his movies though. At least his early stuff.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Nails on November 18, 2010, 04:52:04 PM
(http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/xoxide.jpeg)

(http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/seagal-guitar-300x380.jpg)

(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9428/seagalfatelvis.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vrZYcFmsVPE/SX0WOeEPU-I/AAAAAAAAAfc/h1tzBRxjgYU/s400/Fat+Bastard.JPG)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Firemuscle on November 18, 2010, 04:56:20 PM
 Steven Seagal is straight up badass. He needs to back off the donuts though. He letting himself turn into a fucking fatass.

 Back off off donuts Steve.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: dr.chimps on November 18, 2010, 04:56:34 PM
Does anyone have a pic of him not wearing a big black jacket? Even in hot Brasil he's always all covered up. He doesn't look to be in good shape.

Love his movies though. At least his early stuff.
I like that Earl-Scheib-coloured expanse of beaver pelt he now wears on his head.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: DK II on November 18, 2010, 05:01:54 PM
I call bullshit on this one.

Seagal is notorious for making up bullshit stories to make himself more interesting.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Rami on November 18, 2010, 05:20:36 PM
Good hand speed for a 300+ pounder

FYI -- Rampage is set to take on Seagal's protege Lyoto Machida at UFC 123 this Saturday night.



Seagal is the real deal though, the Elvis Presley of MMA.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Nails on November 18, 2010, 05:24:12 PM
If he is the real deal, and he is master of Akido, why not show case his talent in "THE CAGE" against kids his age? i mean its not like he is making any more money off his looks in hollywood
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Rami on November 18, 2010, 05:50:46 PM
If he is the real deal, and he is master of Akido, why not show case his talent in "THE CAGE" against kids his age? i mean its not like he is making any more money off his looks in hollywood

A True master would never use their knowledge for such a purpose


We know this.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: TacoBell on November 18, 2010, 06:18:35 PM
Good hand speed for a 300+ pounder

FYI -- Rampage is set to take on Seagal's protege Lyoto Machida at UFC 123 this Saturday night.



Awesome failcan punches
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: TrueGrit on November 18, 2010, 06:18:43 PM
From Navy Seal to ..er.. just plain seal.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Lundgren on November 18, 2010, 06:27:06 PM
all whore pussyeating
Somedays I think this guy exists just for my own personal amusement.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Voice of Doom on November 18, 2010, 06:37:26 PM
Check Steven out with Anderson Silva!  Check out 4:20 when he's throwing him around by his wrist.  And he ends the lesson by saying,"dont call me coach...call me Sensei!"   Booom!   



 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Radical Plato on November 18, 2010, 06:58:22 PM
Anderson Silva would kick Steven Segals Fat Ass all over the place, all that stuff Segal teaches is great if you are fighting someone who doesnt fight back, but during real time in a fight, you cant pull off most of Segals stupid tricks
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Nails on November 18, 2010, 08:53:07 PM
Anderson Silva would kick Steven Segals Fat Ass all over the place, all that stuff Segal teaches is great if you are fighting someone who doesnt fight back, but during real time in a fight, you cant pull off most of Segals stupid tricks

Agreed

Segal reminds me of this guy.....Bob Jackson


Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: disco_stu on November 18, 2010, 09:47:14 PM
Check Steven out with Anderson Silva!  Check out 4:20 when he's throwing him around by his wrist.  And he ends the lesson by saying,"dont call me coach...call me Sensei!"   Booom!   



 8) 8) 8)

master of wrist/shoulder/skeletal moves...seems to know them extremely well.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 18, 2010, 09:56:51 PM
Agreed

Segal reminds me of this guy.....Bob Jackson




Jim Carey and Co. need to get together and do 10 or 12 new episodes of in living Color for shits and giggles
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: devilsmile on November 18, 2010, 10:07:51 PM
so, I come in here, and what I see... alot of tough guys *eye twitch*
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2010, 10:33:04 PM
I got $500 on Quinton to win.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2010, 10:49:56 PM
:-X

I'm sorta obligated.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: epic_alien on November 19, 2010, 02:12:33 AM
why is segal even in those guys camps?

anyway, segal does the typical, let me slow everything down approach, that all instrutors use, then in the middle of their explaining, teaching, they speed up and pull the sucker punche moves on you. then they step back with clever smiles and nod, as if to say,  see how fantastic i am?

seen it so many times, buy so many instructors, sensei, coaches.

ill take option d with segal, right now
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: DK II on November 19, 2010, 02:14:46 AM
why is segal even in those guys camps?

anyway, segal does the typical, let me slow everything down approach, that all intrutors use, then in the middle of their explaining, teaching, they speed up and pull the sucker punches moves on you. then they step back with clever smiles and nod, as if to say,  see how fantastic i am?

seen it so mant times, buy so many instructors, sensei, coaches.

ill take option d with segal, right now

True, you can see this in 99% of all martial arts coaches, it's plain cheating on the trainee.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on November 19, 2010, 02:18:26 AM
steven segal comes off as un-self aware and oblivious to reality.......to the extent that he is certifiably insane   
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: epic_alien on November 19, 2010, 02:20:16 AM
steven segal comes off as un-self aware and oblivious to reality.......to the extent that he is certifiably insane   

i wish i could pull that off,

it might be pretty relaxing 8)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on November 19, 2010, 02:23:24 AM
i wish i could pull that off,

it might be pretty relaxing 8)


he seems to be at peace with it
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: kevcat on November 19, 2010, 06:48:48 AM
If he is the real deal, and he is master of Akido, why not show case his talent in "THE CAGE" against kids his age? i mean its not like he is making any more money off his looks in hollywood

Cos 1. Akido isnt something that makes you a 'cage fighter' like say jui jitsu/boxing/muay thai.Hes just showin some moves that they may not know cos they probably dont do akido.
2 'kids his age' ???? ??? im confused by that
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: chris-a on November 19, 2010, 07:09:41 AM
this thread has made me think of the karate instructor in napoleon dynamite. now there was a true badass...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: spinnis on November 19, 2010, 07:24:40 AM
its funny how both anderson silva and machida would FUCK seagal up within 30 sec in a real fight..

"Relaxed" toe to toe "combat" like in a bar, segal would ruin dudes

But in a mma fight, fucking Worthless
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: spinnis on November 19, 2010, 07:26:51 AM
I got $500 on Quinton to win.

why on earth would you do that?

Machida will jump around not even letting qintion catch him and just wear him down from a distance without any problem at all.

(if jackson doesn't try and go shogun on him and ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK which is his Only chance)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: epic_alien on November 19, 2010, 07:41:04 AM
then he shall attack
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: spinnis on November 19, 2010, 07:48:53 AM
then he shall attack

If he ATTACKS and connects its over, Rampage hits HARD. But machida has the "record" for getting hit The least.. Because hes amazng at Jumping in and out from his karate background. And people dont Attack enough. Pretty much only shogun thats done it. but now rampage Knows what he has to do though




3:11 is Nuts, waaaaaaaaaay worse the a ko lol

hes one of the few if nto the only that has made karate work that good in mma.

He was the reserve guy for the ortiz fight, hopped in in the last minute and BEAT him lol. was a "no one" before that
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: devilsmile on November 19, 2010, 08:27:47 AM
If he ATTACKS and connects its over, Rampage hits HARD. But machida has the "record" for getting hit The least.. Because hes amazng at Jumping in and out from his karate background. And people dont Attack enough. Pretty much only shogun thats done it. but now rampage Knows what he has to do though




3:11 is Nuts, waaaaaaaaaay worse the a ko lol

hes one of the few if nto the only that has made karate work that good in mma.

He was the reserve guy for the ortiz fight, hopped in in the last minute and BEAT him lol. was a "no one" before that


that truly is impressive  8)

rashad had no idea how to fight him.. machida read his every move.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Spike on November 19, 2010, 08:33:00 AM

(http://thumbs.dachix.com/media/343471/1904991/135x180.jpg)

his style is also pretty unique

thats not his wife

who is that

asians are the best
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: spinnis on November 19, 2010, 08:34:20 AM

that truly is impressive  8)

rashad had no idea how to fight him.. machida read his every move.

and rashad is faaaast, and wasn't even close
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: noworries on November 19, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
There was an older cop in Honolulu who was a friend of mine.  He practiced that martial art where they use the wrist shit.  I swear to god everytime he would grab me and do that and I woudl be on the ground.  He did it so fast.  We would shake hands and I would try to not get caught by him and he would take me down.  He was maybe 160 pounds 50+ years old and it wouldn't take much.  Very impressive I thought.  He would do something with my thumb and I would be down.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: spinnis on November 19, 2010, 09:25:02 AM
There was an older cop in Honolulu who was a friend of mine.  He practiced that martial art where they use the wrist shit.  I swear to god everytime he would grab me and do that and I woudl be on the ground.  He did it so fast.  We would shake hands and I would try to not get caught by him and he would take me down.  He was maybe 160 pounds 50+ years old and it wouldn't take much.  Very impressive I thought.  He would do something with my thumb and I would be down.

exactly. as I said, close to close, when one person isn't in "fighting mode" etc, like rough crowd in a bar = great.

Mma fight = Worthless.

take someones wrist, turn it 180 (palm facing the sky) degrees and angle it upwards while grabbing the elbow and everyone "falls" to the ground hehe.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: TrueGrit on November 19, 2010, 11:44:44 AM
I wonder what Steven likes to eat.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Nails on November 19, 2010, 11:45:46 AM
I wonder what Steven likes to eat.

Asian woman
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Heywood on November 19, 2010, 12:03:27 PM
Fat ass Seagal > Steroid monkey Stallone

just sayin.......

Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: travisma on November 19, 2010, 08:41:40 PM

Almost true..... I worked on front doors for a few years and have used this technique on everyone to remove them from a bar or nightclub when needed, but I am always amazed by the few drunk guys whom have no idea what you are doing to them or the pain until you hyper-extend their elbows.... Some even still stand there with the arm f**ked up and still try to get in..

exactly. as I said, close to close, when one person isn't in "fighting mode" etc, like rough crowd in a bar = great.

Mma fight = Worthless.

take someones wrist, turn it 180 (palm facing the sky) degrees and angle it upwards while grabbing the elbow and everyone "falls" to the ground hehe.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: fathead on November 20, 2010, 08:03:41 AM
He's like Elvis right before he died on the toilet. He even has the honorary cop badge and talks like an old southern black guy. Big and fat. Probably eats fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Danimal77 on November 21, 2010, 03:05:59 PM
For a man who is 6'4"-6'5", he's WELL over 300 pounds...haha.. Try closer to 400 pounds...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Reeves on November 21, 2010, 03:10:33 PM
Squint Ringo.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: pellius on November 21, 2010, 04:08:40 PM
When I was living in LA I knew some guys that were stunt men and some had worked with Seagal. They didn't care for him and felt he was cocky and arrogant. He also had this habit of just kicking people in the balls. He messed with the wrong guy one day in the form of Gene Lebell, and old school tough old bird who didn't take any shit of anyone. He promptly choked Seagal out unconscious and rumor has it that Seagal pissed in his pants while getting choked out.

Personally, I've always like Seagal movies and his screen persona. Kind of that no nonsense Clint Eastwood of martial arts. But man, is he out of shape. No wonder why he always wears those big black coats. It covers up a lot as you can see how fat he is when he is just wearing a tshirt when "instructing" Silva and Machida. When you are supposed to be a fighter or some kind of physical athlete and you are fat and out of shape it denotes a lack of discipline and a penchant for self-indulgence. I talked about Rickson Gracie in another thread and he would never eat so much that he stuffed himself. Even when we were at a buffet. He felt, as a martial artist, you should always be ready to fight. I know people today in our soft, complacent and self-indulgent culture today laugh at that kind of samurai code thing. Maybe it is silly in our supposed cultured, civilized and pampered lifestyle. Still, Rickson is always in shape and never fat. Something you should not be if you want to called "Sensei." Especially by world class fighters

Bruce Lee use to say that only in TMA (traditional martial arts) will you find people so fat and out of shape. (In comparison to other fighting disciplines like boxing, Muy Thai, Wrestling... because you simply cannot participate in those disciplines if you are not in some kind of physical shape).
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: Marty Champions on November 21, 2010, 05:27:52 PM
my old taekwondo instructer was a 6th degree and would try to do those manuevers on me but just would work
Title: Re: Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 22, 2010, 11:50:16 AM
He's like Elvis right before he died on the toilet. He even has the honorary cop badge and talks like an old southern black guy. Big and fat. Probably eats fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

lolz