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Title: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 20, 2010, 03:51:48 PM
I filled out an application a year ago and they just got back with me.  While I'm not sure as to whether or not I'll accept, I intend to apply my years of work as a security officer as well as in corrections will provide a safe and unique experience for incoming and outgoing passenger.

I promise to you that it will be my mission that no package will go unchecked as I am very diligent in identifying bombs and other prohibited items.  I have performed many searches in my day and I am very thorough with performing those duties.  



 






































Just kidding.....or am I..... ;)  
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Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: disturbia on November 20, 2010, 03:53:40 PM
define "unique"
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: Wiggs on November 20, 2010, 03:54:26 PM
I bet you'll ensure no "package" goes unchecked...I believe you there...
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: bodyofsteel on November 20, 2010, 04:02:04 PM
He'll be jumping at the opportunity to perform 'enhanced package inspections' all day long. ;D
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: cyp200la on November 20, 2010, 04:03:16 PM
please kill urself ;D
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 20, 2010, 04:14:03 PM
Really Vince, what experience do you have identifying bombs ?!.. what are the unique characteristics of RDX for example.. ? what sort of odor does RDX give off .. ?
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: mass 04 on November 20, 2010, 04:16:10 PM
In other news, male cavity searches are up 938%.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: Cy Tolliver on November 20, 2010, 04:17:29 PM
I intend to apply my years of work as a security officer as well as in corrections will provide a safe and unique experience

I have a question,

If a person is interested in the kind of work TSA/Corrections entails, why not just become a police officer?

Is Corrections/Security/TSA for people who couldn't cut the mustard?

???
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: affeman on November 20, 2010, 04:25:43 PM
Goodrum is the one to check that noone smuggles stuff in or out in his Anus.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 20, 2010, 04:28:19 PM
I filled out an application a year ago and they just got back with me.  While I'm not sure as to whether or not I'll accept, I intend to apply my years of work as a security officer as well as in corrections will provide a safe and unique experience for incoming and outgoing passenger.

I promise to you that it will be my mission that no package will go unchecked as I am very diligent in identifying bombs and other prohibited items.  I have performed many searches in my day and I am very thorough with performing those duties.  



 






































Just kidding.....or am I..... ;)  
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Obviously business isn't that great otherwise you wouldn't even consider it. You should do more $3000.00 business seminars..LOL.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: cyp200la on November 20, 2010, 04:29:41 PM
so u worked corrections no wonder ur used to being spit on 8)
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: Tapeworm on November 20, 2010, 04:49:00 PM
Good work, Vince.  Black people are underrepresented in airport employment.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: haider on November 20, 2010, 04:59:29 PM
?
In other news, male cavity searches are up 938%.
:-X

This brings up a good ethical question as to whether gays should be allowed as TSA workers  ?? seriously
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: RJ DRIVER on November 20, 2010, 05:23:48 PM
I filled out an application a year ago and they just got back with me.  While I'm not sure as to whether or not I'll accept, I intend to apply my years of work as a security officer as well as in corrections will provide a safe and unique experience for incoming and outgoing passenger.

I promise to you that it will be my mission that no package will go unchecked as I am very diligent in identifying bombs and other prohibited items.  I have performed many searches in my day and I am very thorough with performing those duties. 


 






































Just kidding.....or am I..... ;) 
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As a profesional pilot flying 15-20 days a month I have come to the conclusion that TSA agents are a bunch of worthless fags. You would fit in perfectly! Tell me why do I as a pilot have to go through security? I don't need to sneak a weapon on board I have a crash axe in the cockpit! I Promise if I ever see goodrum as a TSA agent I will punch him in the face and take pics for no worries.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on November 20, 2010, 05:32:56 PM
i though you made over a hundred thousand dollars last year with your various business ventures?


 ::) ::)
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: kh300 on November 20, 2010, 07:17:59 PM
As a profesional pilot flying 15-20 days a month I have come to the conclusion that TSA agents are a bunch of worthless fags. You would fit in perfectly! Tell me why do I as a pilot have to go through security? I don't need to sneak a weapon on board I have a crash axe in the cockpit! I Promise if I ever see goodrum as a TSA agent I will punch him in the face and take pics for no worries.


Are you upset because most TSA officers make more $ then you? And dont blame the TSA officers for the laws they must follow. I'm sure most of them would agree wth you.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: RJ DRIVER on November 20, 2010, 07:46:25 PM
Are you upset because most TSA officers make more $ then you? And dont blame the TSA officers for the laws they must follow. I'm sure most of them would agree wth you.
First off I am mad, because im grossly underpaid i wont deny that.  I'm currently working under a contract that was written more then 10 years ago with no increase for cost of living built in.  Our contract expired 5 years ago but we are unable to strike without congressionaly approval thanks to the Railway Labor Act.  But seriously these TSA tards are going to protect us?  Do you know the requirement to become a TSA Agent?  Its a fucking GED OR similiar security experience ie. a FUCKING MALL COP.  Our weakest link in air security is the TSA.    All it takes is one terrorist to pay off one of these tards and its 9/11 all over again.  I realize not all TSA agents are idiot but its not like they are hiring the elite here.There  have been numerous stories over the years about TSA agents stealing items from bags, inappropriate groping, off duty telling people they are federal agents and trying to intimidate them.  Too much power in the hands of morons.  RANT OVER!
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: 225for70 on November 20, 2010, 08:03:16 PM
? :-X

This brings up a good ethical question as to whether gays should be allowed as TSA workers  ?? seriously
Are they more likely to fondle passengers genitals?
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: StickStickly on November 20, 2010, 08:09:50 PM
I filled out an application a year ago and they just got back with me.  While I'm not sure as to whether or not I'll accept, I intend to apply my years of work as a security officer as well as in corrections will provide a safe and unique experience for incoming and outgoing passenger.

I promise to you that it will be my mission that no package will go unchecked as I am very diligent in identifying bombs and other prohibited items.  I have performed many searches in my day and I am very thorough with performing those duties.  



 






































Just kidding.....or am I..... ;)  
(http://muscleworldorder.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/logo11.jpg)
If i was at the airport transporting a few "things" for a bodybuilding competition would you take my things Vince?
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: kh300 on November 20, 2010, 08:15:43 PM
First off I am mad, because im grossly underpaid i wont deny that.  I'm currently working under a contract that was written more then 10 years ago with no increase for cost of living built in.  Our contract expired 5 years ago but we are unable to strike without congressionaly approval thanks to the Railway Labor Act.  But seriously these TSA tards are going to protect us?  Do you know the requirement to become a TSA Agent?  Its a fucking GED OR similiar security experience ie. a FUCKING MALL COP.  Our weakest link in air security is the TSA.    All it takes is one terrorist to pay off one of these tards and its 9/11 all over again.  I realize not all TSA agents are idiot but its not like they are hiring the elite here.There  have been numerous stories over the years about TSA agents stealing items from bags, inappropriate groping, off duty telling people they are federal agents and trying to intimidate them.  Too much power in the hands of morons.  RANT OVER!


There are bad apples in any job, you know that..I'm a FAM so I know what those folks go through. Requirements dont mean a whole lot, when you look at the type of training and testing they get. They are there to keep you safe! plain and simple. Attack the policy's all you like, but to attack the people who are doing what they have to shows a small mind.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: haider on November 20, 2010, 08:27:30 PM
Are they more likely to fondle passengers genitals?
not homophobic or anything, just saying that its kind of the equivalent of a male officer performing a pat down on a female passenger
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: Hereford on November 20, 2010, 08:35:28 PM
First off I am mad, because im grossly underpaid i wont deny that.  I'm currently working under a contract that was written more then 10 years ago with no increase for cost of living built in.  Our contract expired 5 years ago but we are unable to strike without congressionaly approval thanks to the Railway Labor Act.  But seriously these TSA tards are going to protect us?  Do you know the requirement to become a TSA Agent?  Its a fucking GED OR similiar security experience ie. a FUCKING MALL COP.  Our weakest link in air security is the TSA.    All it takes is one terrorist to pay off one of these tards and its 9/11 all over again.  I realize not all TSA agents are idiot but its not like they are hiring the elite here.There  have been numerous stories over the years about TSA agents stealing items from bags, inappropriate groping, off duty telling people they are federal agents and trying to intimidate them.  Too much power in the hands of morons.  RANT OVER!

If it really was that bad you would quit.

airline industry union workers are some of the biggest cocksuckers around in my book. They are the reason travelling during the holidays sucks so damn bad.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: freespirit on November 21, 2010, 12:52:07 AM
Are you upset because most TSA officers make more $ then you? And dont blame the TSA officers for the laws they must follow. I'm sure most of them would agree wth you.

TSA officers are a bunch of brainwashed, mindcontrolled handpuppets for the elite.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: dave19 on November 21, 2010, 01:02:34 AM
Geez there are no bombs, all made up bs.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: freespirit on November 21, 2010, 02:21:25 AM
Geez there are no bombs, all made up bs.

Made up to distract the minds of the masses from the real problems.

Riots in the future, I predict.
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: noworries on November 21, 2010, 12:15:47 PM
define "unique"
he means alot of tongue in assholes (males only)
Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: Campeon Del Mundo on November 21, 2010, 12:19:39 PM
   TSA screening jobs suck... they only pay 24k a year and you spend your entire time
going through people's luggage...

Title: Re: Just got a job offer from TSA to become an airport screener
Post by: noworries on November 21, 2010, 12:21:16 PM
i just realized Goodrum will put TSA after his name.  To Suck Assholes