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Title: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Hereford on November 23, 2010, 04:50:47 PM
I have a park and library about three blocks from my house, and there are always clusters of homeless bums loitering about. Occationally, they shamble up the street and do bum things a little too close to my universe.

Anyone have any ideas on how to get rid of this filth? The cops won't do anything about them... always give the 'can't do anything to them until they commit a crime" bullshit answer. Then about a couple times a week one of them thieves something or tries to molest some kid and goes to jail, only to be OR'd a day later... with freshly laundered sweats on.

Several in the neighborhood go out and get a little rough with them when they get too close, but they never seem to learn.

So how to get rid of them? Is pipes and broken ax handles the only solution?
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 23, 2010, 04:52:37 PM
Pay them to go somewhere else

cost benefit analysis

Then they'd be losing money if they stayed, and unless they highly value reading books, I think the problem will be solved.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Hereford on November 23, 2010, 04:55:56 PM
Nah, they like it here because the library won't do anything about them, and there is a bum-feeding station about a quarter mile on the other side of the library. So they just loiter all day doing petty property crimes waiting for the bum-collection place to open back up.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Nails on November 23, 2010, 04:58:47 PM
Do what the state of New York does, Give them a one way tix to sunny palm beach florida




ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- Central Florida already has a big problem with homelessness. Roughly 10,000 people are homeless in Orange, Osceola and Seminole counties.

But Eyewitness News has learned even more homeless folks are coming to the area because the city of New York is putting homeless people onto planes and sending some of them to places such as Orlando.

Once they get off the plane, there are supposed to be local relatives who are willing to take them in. Eyewitness News knows 100 families have arrived over the last two years, but it's unclear if any are now homeless in Central Florida.

Orlando's Lake Eola Park is a popular place for the area's homeless people and their numbers may grow thanks to New York City.

"Whether we are transferring the problem elsewhere, I don't know when they get to the other place if they find jobs. It may be easier for them," NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg said.

Bloomberg has pushed the program that has taken 100 families out of New York homeless shelters and given them one-way airline tickets to Florida.

"Addressing the issue of homelessness, by moving people from one city to another, is not a solution," said Brent Trotter, president of the Coalition for the Homeless of Central Florida.

Trotter says simply relocating families does nothing to solve their problems. For the city of New York, it's all about money. It costs far less to book flights than house families in shelters.

The families are supposed to move in with relatives in Florida, but officials in New York admit they are not keeping track of that.

"I would say, 'Shame on you New York City.' Not because they're sending them other places, but because they're not addressing it within their own confines. Very likely, the homeless population that is in that city are folks who have lived in that city," Trotter said.

New York City has relocated 550 families in all, some as far away as France. The most families flew to Puerto Rico and the second most to Florida.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Doug_Steele on November 23, 2010, 05:00:33 PM
Is it turning into a "Shanty Town?"  ??? ???
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Croatch on November 23, 2010, 05:22:09 PM
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Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Hereford on November 23, 2010, 05:25:17 PM
You wouldn't think it so funny if you knew how many child molesters and flat out criminals are in their ranks dude.

Think of the public health issues alone...
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: no one on November 23, 2010, 06:28:34 PM


why not go outside, and ask fat panda politely if he'll leave?
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Nirvana on November 23, 2010, 06:30:37 PM
Tear gas.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: epic_alien on November 23, 2010, 06:39:23 PM
if you can get the area wet where they congregate  this would work. turn it into a marsh. you can fill 4 30 gal trash cans with your water hose, and take them down there in a truck. get close to them and knock over the trash cans, flooding the area.

if you cant do that, get some bags of manuer at local garden store. spread it over the area when they are at the bum place eating, when they come back to congregate the wont like it so much.
 this is advice given to me straight from the mouth of a cop.

maybe they will like the manuer though? :-\
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 23, 2010, 06:43:18 PM
homeless transients...you mean card carrying Democrats?
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Boost on November 23, 2010, 06:52:18 PM
I once offered a frail, starving homeless guy a sandwich and a chocolate bar but he said:

"no thanks, i'm on a keto diet"






Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 23, 2010, 06:53:01 PM
You wouldn't think it so funny if you knew how many child molesters and flat out criminals are in their ranks dude.

Think of the public health issues alone...

Its been written that 60% of the homeless are child molesters. If the cops wont do anything, you should take matters into your own hands. Might I suggest a little rat poison in a half drunken bottle of mad dog 20 20 left under a bench. Repeat as necessary. Switching off with draino and anti-freeze from time to time.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 23, 2010, 06:58:34 PM
the Fuhrer would have known how to solve this.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: oldman on November 23, 2010, 07:58:52 PM
SOYLENT FUCKING GREEN!
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Firemuscle on November 23, 2010, 08:04:39 PM
 The economy is fucked and drives people into homelessness. The system is all fucked up and it keeps people down when they are at the bottom.

 Don't blame the homeless. Blame the fucked up system.

 American people always blame the people at the bottom for everything, while they let the people at the top run amok. They hate the homeless and poor, but tend to be apathetic towards corrupt billionares and politicians.

 Wake the fuck up and realize how this system works behind the scenes.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: HTexan on November 23, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
move to a better side on town.

or pull a bitch ass move and call the police.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on November 23, 2010, 10:04:39 PM
Sodomize them.



























All of them.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 23, 2010, 10:10:08 PM
Its a problem with most Public Libraries free anything draws the bums. Shoot them and put a box over their head.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Firemuscle on November 23, 2010, 10:10:53 PM
 Let them sleep in the thousands and thousand of forclosed homes around the USA.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: disturbia on November 23, 2010, 10:11:17 PM
give them a kit kat chunky?
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 23, 2010, 10:17:57 PM
From previous posts of mine:

i lived in a shitty trailer park for over a year.  when we moved in, there were junkies, homeless, vagrants who lived in efficiecies by the week, sex offenders, and of course, illegals.

I didn't get on message boards and vent.  I sat down with the decent old folks in the park and we determined who the problems were.  We applied pressure on mgmt not to renew their leases.  When there were suspicious cars, 6 or 8 of us would come out of our trailers at the same time and stand around 5 feet from their car (visibly armed) write down their info, give them shitty looks, etc.  If they were up to no good, they left.  When bums would walk thru at night, we'd approach them as miilitantly as possible and ask them if they needed directions.  The look on our faces and the shotgun rack they heard but never saw meant they didn't come back.

I guess I just don't understand the mindset of being pissed about illegals and not doing anything about it.  Scumbags (legal or otherwise) weren't welcome in our trailer park.  We made them uncomfortable, scared, whatever, and they took their fun elsewhere.

I'm not saying be violent or break the law.  I'm saying you bench in your screen room, you check your mail with your glock clearly visible, you approach strangers and ask them what their business is in this location.  They give you guff, you call 911 and report public nuisance, pot smell, suspicious vehicle, whatever.  You chase them out.

Seriously, yall call me a lib pussy, but when I see a car on my street I don't know, I strap up, photograph their plate, and I knock on their window and ask them if they need a little help.  If I saw scumbags on my street today, I immediately engage them.  The law is on my side.  They pull a weapon, I center punch both bastards and call 911.  They don't leave, I call 911 and report something juicy.  The presence of police means they'll take the drama elsewhere.




I don't know how much of this will help you.  Start a community intimidation/defense group and disguise it as "neighborhood watch".  You have a lot more rights than someone who doesn't belong, and if you are the one who lives there and is calling the police, nobody is going to believe a half-drunk beaten vagrant anyway ;)  If he doesn't live there, he is bringing down your property value - he is actually stealing from you.  So let you feel no guilt!
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 23, 2010, 10:40:51 PM
Easiest solution - If the hang out in the same spot every day - get some raccoon urine from your nearest hunting store.  Load up your super soaker pistol.  Go to that area in the evening, and soak the grounds at 2 am.

The nest day, as the sun hits it, the bums will find it uncomfortable and move on down the block. 

It's barely a crime - I mean, if you get stopped by the cops, tell them you are walking to a friends house for a hunting trip the following morning and the urine helps you to not be detected.  But you won't get caught.  And they'll be uncomfortable and leave.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 23, 2010, 10:56:33 PM
Good stuff 240.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: kiwiol on November 23, 2010, 10:58:46 PM
Use them as target practice / hunt like Arnold Voosloo does in 'Hard Target'
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: PJim on November 24, 2010, 12:34:58 AM
South Park springs to mind
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: bigkid on November 24, 2010, 05:00:39 AM
The homeless are on every intersection down here in S. Florida.  It's terrible.  They sit there and stare at you and hope you give them money.  Fuck them. Most are druggies and losers who are fine beng homeless, begging and not doing shit all day.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: devilsmile on November 24, 2010, 05:03:12 AM
they allready had this topic in southpark last year, welcome to the past.

You can use the homeless to car tiers so it's like recycling... and also jumping accross them with skateboards. Pile homeless next to each other lying on the ground and then you jump train. Good sport...

Various things you can do...
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 24, 2010, 05:03:45 AM
do they also have some sort of pet like a dog?
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 24, 2010, 05:31:18 AM
The homeless are on every intersection down here in S. Florida.  It's terrible.  They sit there and stare at you and hope you give them money.  Fuck them. Most are druggies and losers who are fine beng homeless, begging and not doing shit all day.

you and all the occupants of your car should point and laugh in unison.

oract like you have money for them, and hand them a McD job application instead!
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: Agnostic007 on November 24, 2010, 08:05:39 AM
They sleep somewhere.. find their camping site and hose it down with pepper spray..



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Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: The Ugly on November 24, 2010, 08:08:51 AM
Napalm.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: noworries on November 24, 2010, 09:04:43 AM
Chicago or Detroit was sending their homeless to Hawaii.  In the early 90's they offered about 100 homeless people one-way tickets to paradise.  It was in the winter so instead of freezing your ass off in a cardboard box you could sleep on the beach in 75 degree weather at night.  Well after the Mayor found out he ended up rounding them all up and shipping them back.  It was pretty funny at the time.  FOr a hoimeless person I guess it would be a great way to get miles.
Title: Re: How to get rid of homeless transients?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 24, 2010, 11:32:42 AM
Easiest solution - If the hang out in the same spot every day - get some raccoon urine from your nearest hunting store.  Load up your super soaker pistol.  Go to that area in the evening, and soak the grounds at 2 am.

The nest day, as the sun hits it, the bums will find it uncomfortable and move on down the block. 

It's barely a crime - I mean, if you get stopped by the cops, tell them you are walking to a friends house for a hunting trip the following morning and the urine helps you to not be detected.  But you won't get caught.  And they'll be uncomfortable and leave.


ha, ive always wanted to get one of those paint power-sprayers they sell at hardware stores and fill it with shit or mayonaisse and just power spray a lazer beam of liquid shit on something/someone