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Title: the perfect deuce
Post by: epic_alien on November 26, 2010, 06:24:11 PM
 was in pier one imports today walking around looking at overpriced nonsense, when the caffiene from my coffee told me a duece was comming fast. went over to the bathroom and was pleasantly surpised by the aroma of potpori? and it was clean in there! so i proceed to unload, a perfect loaf was pinched as there was almost no need for wiping. i rose with pride and felt pleased and satisfied for accomplishig something so great inside a very clean and aromatic enviroment.

i reccomend one enjo such a experince themselves.

happy holidays
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: TacoBell on November 26, 2010, 06:28:12 PM
Pics or gtfo
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 26, 2010, 06:29:10 PM
Was it dry like charcoal or greasy like bacon?
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: Lundgren on November 26, 2010, 06:31:38 PM
Was it dry like charcoal or greasy like bacon?
You don't read do you. It had to be dry he said no need for wipe. Those are the best. Just had the opposite, fucking sucks. :(

I wish I could have clean shits every day.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 26, 2010, 06:34:58 PM
You don't read do you. It had to be dry he said no need for wipe. Those are the best. Just had the opposite, fucking sucks. :(

I wish I could have clean shits every day.
Your ignorance of shit-consistency sickens me.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: tendonitis on November 26, 2010, 06:36:11 PM
Did you leave it in the upper deck?
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: Lundgren on November 26, 2010, 06:36:41 PM
Your ignorance of shit-consistency sickens me.
Please explain? I am not an expert, and live a percise diet (yes of cocks and cum) but my shit usually only got three phases, dry medium and wet :(
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: epic_alien on November 26, 2010, 06:37:08 PM
Was it dry like charcoal or greasy like bacon?

it slid out like a kneegrow when the dinner check comes.

it was perfect
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 26, 2010, 06:41:45 PM
it slid out like a kneegrow when the dinner check comes.

it was perfect
Pleasant
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: chaos on November 26, 2010, 06:43:59 PM
it slid out like a kneegrow when the dinner check comes.

it was perfect
Sounds like a bad case of Looseassholeism.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: Lundgren on November 26, 2010, 06:45:18 PM
it slid out like a kneegrow when the dinner check comes.

it was perfect
Lol josh you  better off lieing about a place that isn't located only in canada :P
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: epic_alien on November 26, 2010, 06:54:46 PM
 its in arizona, where i live, gaylord
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: Lundgren on November 26, 2010, 07:03:24 PM
its in arizona, where i live, gaylord
Epic searching of pier one locations. Bet you didn't know that's it's also exlusively in the sasketwan in canada. Regardless josh, you and him magically post on the same friday around the same time, when he got fuck all in posts a dead give away.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 26, 2010, 07:07:20 PM
Epic searching of pier one locations. Bet you didn't know that's it's also exlusively in the sasketwan in canada. Regardless josh, you and him magically post on the same friday around the same time, when he got fuck all in posts a dead give away.
Are you drunk? Or too busy jacking off to queer porn to type a cohesive & coherent sentence?
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: Lundgren on November 26, 2010, 07:08:01 PM
Are you drunk? Or too busy jacking off to queer porn to type a cohesive & coherent sentence?
Well it's 12 at night on a friday so take your guess.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: epic_alien on November 26, 2010, 07:08:21 PM
its on 32nd street in yuma, where i live , check it out, so you can stfu and stop acting like a conspiricy theorist idiot.

this thread is about the perfect shit,

not about how stupid you are.

there are many other threads you can post in for that.

fuck your dumb
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: Lundgren on November 26, 2010, 07:11:15 PM
its on 32nd street in yuma, where i live , check it out, so you can stfu and stop acting like a conspiricy theorist idiot.

fuck your dumb
It's not so much a conspricay it's just watching you post only when disturbia is around, and the fact you got his style, the combo is pretty undeniable not to mention that other folk are onto your game.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: Tapeworm on November 26, 2010, 07:21:10 PM
Sounds like you went to the ladies room by mistake.

I always thought it would be cool to have more gender specific stuff in department store bathrooms to enhance the experience.  Like women could have pink powder puffs on the counter or whatever and we could have a bbq and a shooting range in ours.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: tallgerman on November 26, 2010, 08:59:10 PM
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Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: flexingtonsteele on November 26, 2010, 09:04:06 PM
Have a nice big dinner maybe a dessert.

Then when you wake up have a big cup of coffee and a dip of skoal.

That will produce the perfect deuce!
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: epic_alien on November 26, 2010, 09:08:15 PM
 yes the old dip. i used to take a half moon of skoal wintergreen and i would just be buzzing my ass off, mouth all watering, fuck those were the days.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: flexingtonsteele on November 26, 2010, 09:23:14 PM
yes the old dip. i used to take a half moon of skoal wintergreen and i would just be buzzing my ass off, mouth all watering, fuck those were the days.

Ill get a can every few months. Its nice when you dont do it too often. You get a killer buzz.

But its a disgusting thing to do, so i dont do it.

I just use the pouches, but its still nasty.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: wes on November 27, 2010, 12:47:44 AM
This weeks shit related thread.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: clued-up on November 27, 2010, 11:16:42 AM
it slid out like a kneegrow when the dinner check comes.

Keep that up and you’ll be completely brainless before you know it - s h i t f o r b r a i n s.
Title: Re: the perfect deuce
Post by: Tito24 on November 27, 2010, 11:17:15 AM
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