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Title: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 29, 2010, 07:32:53 PM
 Does this guy really use crack or meth?

 Everything about him is very crackhead/tweaker.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Lundgren on November 29, 2010, 07:36:36 PM
Does this guy really use crack or meth?

 Everything about him is very crackhead/tweaker.
I donno I wonder myself, his supposed heart problem would suggest this some form of hidden guilt but who knows, this guy just might be a absolute idiot, that would never draw attention to himself if  didn't have the appearance of a pure aryan.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 07:43:04 PM
I love my family here

dianekong
blackassredfag
Mr Nobody Cares about 2012 :D
time wasonlycocks
Rami thisfingerupyourass ;)
the true ass asin

and many others
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: BIG_STI on November 29, 2010, 07:48:54 PM
He's admitted many times to using meth on a regular basis, even started a thread about using heroin
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: disturbia on November 29, 2010, 07:49:56 PM
Heres another question. Is Big Dicked Bob possibly the biggest loser on getbig? He posts retarded gif's and pics trying to be like Mars, but no one has EVER laughed at anything he does or posts, and his relevance is none. I personally find him to be a HUGE loser wannabe.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Lundgren on November 29, 2010, 07:50:36 PM
I love my family here

dianekong
blackassredfag
Mr Nobody Cares
time wasonlycocks
Rami thisfingerupyourass
the true ass asin

and many others
Hey if I can get outed for being gay, you should be outed for being an idiot, it's only logical, why do you insist on being so selfish, your past 30 time you mature your role a little.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: TacoBell on November 29, 2010, 07:51:02 PM
Does this guy really use crack or meth?

 Everything about him is very crackhead/tweaker.


Says the 145lb twink who is always threatening to beat up people...
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Lundgren on November 29, 2010, 07:51:10 PM
He's admitted many times to using meth on a regular basis, even started a thread about using heroin
Cite these or a I call bullshit.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 07:51:43 PM
Heres another question. Is Big Dicked Bob possibly the biggest loser on getbig? He posts retarded gif's and pics trying to be like Mars, but no one has EVER laughed at anything he does or posts, and his relevance is none. I personally find him to be a HUGE loser wannabe.
its called self actualization , once your there youll be doing the same thing twenni fo seven
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 07:52:16 PM
He's admitted many times to using meth on a regular basis, even started a thread about using heroin

hero-win
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 07:52:58 PM
Hey if I can get outed for being gay, you should be outed for being an idiot, it's only logical, why do you insist on being so selfish, your past 30 time you mature your role a little.

i should be outed that is correct, how is this acheived?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: DK II on November 29, 2010, 07:53:12 PM
Does this guy really use crack or meth?

 Everything about him is very crackhead/tweaker.

weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Lundgren on November 29, 2010, 07:53:26 PM
its called self actualization , once your there youll be doing the same thing twenni fo seven
Is this an acknowledgement of your well known idiocy.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: 225for70 on November 29, 2010, 07:53:29 PM
Cite these or a I call bullshit.

Yes, it's true...He did post that used hardcore drugs..
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: BIG_STI on November 29, 2010, 07:54:13 PM
Cite these or a I call bullshit.

fuck off gimmick
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 07:54:21 PM
Cite these or a I call bullshit.

cite=sight=visualize it boy or i call bushlight x2
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Lundgren on November 29, 2010, 07:56:08 PM
cite=sight=visualize it boy or i call bushlight x2
*blankstare*
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: kiwiol on November 29, 2010, 07:56:30 PM
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL

The Paintcan re-invents the wheel for us bitches ;D
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: disturbia on November 29, 2010, 07:56:38 PM
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL

what a great post
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 07:57:11 PM
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL

dianekong will post on 93percent of failcan threads in hopes seeking leadership among other failcans
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Lundgren on November 29, 2010, 07:57:35 PM
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL
There no way this can be true, if he's so wacked out on drugs now why the fuck is he acting like something other than drugs is causing it? and all the bullshit diets?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 07:59:23 PM
The Paintcan re-invents the wheel for us bitches ;D

i am the wheel, im always the first to physically encounter the new diet experiments. getbig is the driver with the seatbelt and safety helmet on too scared to try special eating tactics
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: DK II on November 29, 2010, 07:59:44 PM
The Paintcan re-invents the wheel for us bitches ;D

over and over again, LOL!!

.
There no way this can be true, if he's so wacked out on drugs now why the fuck is he acting like something other than drugs is causing it? and all the bullshit diets?

Oh sorry, i forgot that he is also a hillbilly.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: kiwiol on November 29, 2010, 08:01:14 PM
i am the wheel, im always the first to physically encounter the new diet experiments. getbig is the driver with the seatbelt and safety helmet on too scared to try special eating tactics

Whatever makes you happy, Deliverance 8)
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: haider on November 29, 2010, 08:03:53 PM
Heres another question. Is Big Dicked Bob possibly the biggest loser on getbig? He posts retarded gif's and pics trying to be like Mars, but no one has EVER laughed at anything he does or posts, and his relevance is none. I personally find him to be a HUGE loser wannabe.
please refrain from using the great Mars' name like that in vain  >:(
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 08:10:11 PM
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL

did your mentor type this up?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: kiwiol on November 29, 2010, 08:12:23 PM
please refrain from using the great Mars' name like that in vain  >:(

Mars/Tito24 & Big Dicked Bob run this joint, NDAI
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Lundgren on November 29, 2010, 08:12:35 PM
did your mentor type this up?
Ouch man you really are a drugged up fiend christ if you were just a good looking idiot I might have mercy being part queer and all, but if your really just some drugged up retarded idiot that can't think beyond his next tweak you really are the bottom of the fucking barrel.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: tallgerman on November 29, 2010, 08:14:48 PM
lundgren is itchin to throw johnny on the bed face down!
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 08:16:12 PM
lundgren is itchin to throw johnny on the bed face down!

for atleast 5 months i read your name as tallerman

Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: haider on November 29, 2010, 08:16:20 PM
Mars/Tito24 & Big Dicked Bob run this joint, NDAI
Q to the muthafuckin T!  8)
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 08:17:15 PM
do you want to be called taller man?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Tapeworm on November 29, 2010, 08:20:48 PM
Heres another question. Is Big Dicked Bob possibly the biggest loser on getbig? He posts retarded gif's and pics trying to be like Mars, but no one has EVER laughed at anything he does or posts, and his relevance is none. I personally find him to be a HUGE loser wannabe.

Something's fishy with his avatar/ that gif.  I can't scroll right when that shit is on the screen.  Anyone else?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Lundgren on November 29, 2010, 08:22:16 PM
for atleast 5 months i read your name as tallerman


epic changing the subject are you really a cracked off fiend or an just idiot? Own up were trapped with too conclusions.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 29, 2010, 08:27:01 PM
epic changing the subject are you really a cracked off fiend or an just idiot? Own up were trapped with too conclusions.

we the only two fools up and on tonite really. so theres your answer
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Lundgren on November 29, 2010, 09:05:00 PM
we the only two fools up and on tonite really. so theres your answer
TRANSLATION: I'm not a junkie just an idiot will only admit it if no one is around?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 29, 2010, 10:47:38 PM
Heres another question. Is Big Dicked Bob possibly the biggest loser on getbig? He posts retarded gif's and pics trying to be like Mars, but no one has EVER laughed at anything he does or posts, and his relevance is none. I personally find him to be a HUGE loser wannabe.

 I've always thought so too. He's the most zero-dimensional poster i've ever seen.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 29, 2010, 10:49:57 PM


Says the 145lb twink who is always threatening to beat up people...

 Every time I threaten to beat people up i'm just pushing their buttons and having some fun. And it usually works.

 Of course most dudes here just take everything at face value, and never think that maybe someone is just fucking around. They just believe everything on a surface level.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Fallsview on November 29, 2010, 10:54:36 PM
Mr. Falcon's "Jethro Tull" workout is one of the greatest workouts ever.  Right up there with anything Tony Little, Susan Powter or Billy Blanks did.  More revolutionary and groundbreaking then the first year "Jazzercise" came out, circa 1969.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 29, 2010, 10:55:04 PM
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

 That's how I was in the 1990's. I did amounts of drugs that'll make most people shit themselves.

 This Falcon guy has just let himself become a fucking tweaker though. He's let the shit consume his personality. He's a fucking retard. No matter how fucked up I got on the drugs, I never NEVER let myself become one of those goddamn annoying crackheads.

 There are a lot of guys on here who are fucking idiots, yet they are popular. Then suddenly after a few years, everyone realizes they are dumbfucks. It's like everyone moves in a herd with their opinions.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 29, 2010, 10:56:24 PM
Mr. Falcon's "Jethro Tull" workout is one of the greatest workouts ever.  Right up there with anything Tony Little, Susan Powter or Billy Blanks did.  More revolutionary and groundbreaking then the first year "Jazzercise" came out, circa 1969.

 Shut up FatAlex.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Fallsview on November 29, 2010, 11:04:20 PM
Shut up FatAlex.

How dare you?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 29, 2010, 11:06:31 PM
How dare you?

 Hey, we all know it's you Alex.

 Why else would some mysterious guy name "Fallsview" come in, and half his posts are just saying "KING23" and all that bullshit.

 Why are you even doing this shit man? Are you crazy? Get a hold of yourself.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Fallsview on November 29, 2010, 11:07:41 PM
Hey, we all know it's you Alex.

 Why else would some mysterious guy name "Fallsview" come in, and half his posts are just saying "KING23" and all that bullshit.

 Why are you even doing this shit man? Are you crazy? Get a hold of yourself.

Listen,  Stay off the AlphaMale forum if you know whats good for you.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 29, 2010, 11:12:01 PM
Listen,  Stay off the AlphaMale forum if you know whats good for you.

 Fuck you and your threats dude. You're a complete piece of shit.

 Take responsibility for your asshole behavior for once.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Fallsview on November 29, 2010, 11:16:49 PM
Fuck you and your threats dude. You're a complete piece of shit.

 Take responsibility for your asshole behavior for once.

How dare you, again?  You need to be more postive and bring some good energy to this bodybuilding board.  Stay off the AlphaMale board-understand?

And for once, stop provoking people and attacking people on this forum. 
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 29, 2010, 11:18:14 PM
How dare you, again?  You need to be more postive and bring some good energy to this bodybuilding board.  Stay off the AlphaMale board-understand?

And for once, stop provoking people and attacking people on this forum. 

 I'll go on the Alphamale forum any time I want to.

 Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Fallsview on November 29, 2010, 11:21:15 PM
I'll go on the Alphamale forum any time I want to.

 Hope this helps.

AlphaMale (this is how you write it) is only for Positve posters.  You are not wanted with your disruptive behavior and malcontent attitude.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: BIG_STI on November 30, 2010, 06:26:44 AM
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL

I missed the alcohol  one, how did he not die after one day ? At least now he's just eating beans.

Not forgetting he's in his 30s and still lives at home
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on November 30, 2010, 06:36:40 AM
i think diane kong really let some of my gimmick posts get to him  :(

btw never said alcohol preserves food  ::)

liters of coffe will give you a heart attack depending upon your age. when i was young or not in my 30's i could do it but definitly not now

how does anyone drink 6 liters of pure alcohol?

i think dianekong has a deep hateful connection with me , it is why he took the time to post all that crap
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: w8m8 on November 30, 2010, 07:14:14 AM

i think dianekong has a deep hateful connection with me , it is why he took the time to post all that crap

this explains why you take the time to post all the crap you do ?

you've got a deep hateful connection to Getbig ?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 30, 2010, 09:54:57 AM
Mars/Tito24 & Big Dicked Bob run this joint, NDAI
X2 Top 2 posters here they cant be touched.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Jack T. Cross on November 30, 2010, 03:44:21 PM
Big Dicked Bob - Great poster.  A pillar of the Getbig community.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 30, 2010, 03:46:45 PM
Johnny (aka daddywaddy) used to be a quality poster, with one of the best builds on getbig hands down.

unfortunately at some point the guy went off the deep end.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 30, 2010, 04:11:29 PM
AlphaMale (this is how you write it) is only for Positve posters.  You are not wanted with your disruptive behavior and malcontent attitude.

 You're gonna have to do a LOT of editing and deleting to keep all the negative posts out of that forum, because eeryone hates you, and everyone thinks your alpha male thing is fucking gay.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 30, 2010, 04:14:52 PM
FailCan flies high, too high for most to comorehend.

In short, he is the man.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 30, 2010, 04:17:21 PM
FailCan flies high, too high for most to comorehend.

In short, he is the man.

 He's like the annoying crackhead at the party who just keeps talking bullshit, and you just end up avoiding him after a while so you don't have to hear his crap, and you don't feed his need to be the center of attention.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 30, 2010, 04:20:45 PM
He's like the annoying crackhead at the party who just keeps talking bullshit, and you just end up avoiding him after a while so you don't have to hear his crap, and you don't feed his need to be the center of attention.
Serious question, are you the man who got sucked off by LunderenIsGay?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 30, 2010, 04:21:07 PM
Serious question, are you the man who got sucked off by LunderenIsGay?

 Yes
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 30, 2010, 04:24:00 PM
Yes
Do you think he is gay? Like true, full-on queer?

No homo
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 30, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
Do you think he is gay? Like true, full-on queer?

No homo

 When I busted my load down your throat it was pretty gay.

 When I busted in Lundgren's, it was more like oral rape. Raw power.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 30, 2010, 04:27:49 PM
When I busted my load down your throat it was pretty gay.

 When I busted in Lundgren's, it was more like oral rape. Raw power.
On a scale of 1-100, rate your gayness and then rate Lunderen's.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 30, 2010, 04:28:53 PM
On a scale of 1-100, rate your gayness and then rate Lunderen's.

 I'm about a 1.

 Lundgren aboout 50.
 
 You, about 99.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 30, 2010, 04:34:55 PM

 I'm about a 1.

 Lundgren aboout 50.
 
 You, about 99.
About right considering absolute gayness is 0. Always clarify how the scale works.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 30, 2010, 04:40:21 PM
About right considering absolute gayness is 0. Always clarify how the scale works.

 Shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Lundgren on November 30, 2010, 04:46:12 PM
You guys think I'm gay, you fail at logic, if I were gay I would fully admit to it, and go into all the gory details, just for ten cents worth of attention.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Firemuscle on November 30, 2010, 04:54:59 PM
You guys think I'm gay, you fail at logic, if I were gay I would fully admit to it, and go into all the gory details, just for ten cents worth of attention.

 I don't think you're gay. Just a typical night, hanging out with a bro, a little too much to drink, you end up swallowing his cock.

 How did that cum taste?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Spike on November 30, 2010, 04:58:15 PM
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL

haha

you failed to mentin his valtrex/meth combo's he attains with 'cougers' he picks up at the back of the quik-e-mart after he buys a pack of pall malls to 'keep his buzz goin'

 :(
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Nirvana on November 30, 2010, 06:05:03 PM
has he ever played russian roulette with a glock?

Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: dj181 on November 30, 2010, 06:33:17 PM
lol
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: WEAPONX on November 30, 2010, 09:27:57 PM
Does this guy really use crack or meth?

 Everything about him is very crackhead/tweaker.

And history repeats itself.

Many thought the same of visionaries such as Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein, and many others but in the end these people are recognized as pure genius. Johnny Falcons time will come.

Absorb the teachings from this modern times da Vinci while you can, otherwise there may be lost knowledge that could have been known.

Thanks for your teachings Johnny Falcon.

 
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Alex23 on November 30, 2010, 09:30:38 PM
Does this guy really use crack or meth?

 Everything about him is very crackhead/tweaker.

The FailKan is a character... he's actually a pretty smart guy...
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Fallsview on November 30, 2010, 09:32:43 PM
Haters are sure hating.  Mr. Falcon's Jethro Tull workout put 1 inch on my arms.

Staying Postive.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Alex23 on November 30, 2010, 09:33:30 PM
Haters are sure hating.  Mr. Falcon's Jethro Tull workout put 1 inch on my arms.
Staying Postive.

Falikan = True modern Renaissance Man
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Hulkotron on November 30, 2010, 09:33:49 PM
The Falcon is a workout pioneer and his results speak for themself.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 30, 2010, 09:37:16 PM
Does this guy really use crack or meth?

 Everything about him is very crackhead/tweaker.

  He's the dumbest poster in the board surpassing even Goodrum and Coach. His stupidity is really colossal. There are truly no adjectives in the English language to describe just how stupid this guy is. It is truly incredible.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2010, 09:38:43 PM
weed, cocaine, crack, meth, heroine, paint thinner, you name it,he took it. LSD, mushrooms, diesel, burning plastic, fertilizers. If it makes you "high", he will try it. I bet he would smoke dog shit.

But, even better are the "diets" he followed over the years:

-liters of coffee ONLY for fatloss
-drinking olive oil by the cups
sea salt (he claimed that sea slat makes you immortal, because scientists could keep the cells of a chicken heart alive in sea salt, well, he oversaw the point that the chicken didn't live to see its heart survive in the sea salt, but that's only a small layback to Falcon.

he had some other bogus ideas over the years, actually the patter is always the same:

1.) He finds something new (alcohol preserves food) ["new" in this case means common knowledge for normal people]
2.) He thinks it's the holy grail and starts to do it over-excessively, i.e. drinking 6 liters of pure alcohol ed
3.) He realizes what he said was total bullshit, goes into timeout or logs off for a month
4.) go back to 1.) and start again.


LOL

DK sums it up to a T..

he's admitted to smoking crack on several ocassions, among sniffing paint and other things..
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: dj181 on December 01, 2010, 06:30:16 AM
Didn't the King, Mr. Elvis Presley have an IQ of 78 or so?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2010, 06:36:23 AM
word to the wise: dont spend a lifetime on getbig hating the failcon
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 01, 2010, 06:40:23 AM
word to the wise: dont spend a lifetime on getbig hating the failcon

Falcon, WTF is going on in Chapel Hill?  Do we need to drop by the practices and dispense some advices?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Monster_Everything on December 01, 2010, 06:42:29 AM
Cite these or a I call bullshit.
No body does anything for guys who suck di ck ....


hope this helps
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: no one on December 01, 2010, 06:45:53 AM


not much more i can say here that hasnt been said.

the guy is definitely out there- in a bad way.
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: suckmymuscle on December 01, 2010, 07:17:33 AM
Didn't the King, Mr. Elvis Presley have an IQ of 78 or so?

  No, I think it was 85.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 01, 2010, 07:18:33 AM
  No, I think it was 85.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Muhammad Ali range....
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2010, 07:25:42 AM
Falcon, WTF is going on in Chapel Hill?  Do we need to drop by the practices and dispense some advices?
waht
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 01, 2010, 07:26:40 AM
waht

You don't think they are even practicing?  :o   Explains a lot...   ;)
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2010, 07:30:20 AM
You don't think they are even practicing?  :o   Explains a lot...   ;)

you mean 18 year old hoes at clubs?, what are you talking about
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 01, 2010, 07:32:30 AM
you mean 18 year old hoes at clubs?, what are you talking about

Damn JF.....talking about the blundering Tar Heels basketball team......thought we could set them straight.....
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Marty Champions on December 01, 2010, 07:34:41 AM
Damn JF.....talking about the blundering Tar Heels basketball team......thought we could set them straight.....

too much meat eaters at carolina all jock and cock and hoes, only real scientific universities like duke are on par with nutritional research and eat only wholesome foods to win championchips
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 01, 2010, 07:40:23 AM
too much meat eaters at carolina all jock and cock and hoes, only real scientific universities like duke are on par with nutritional research and eat only wholesome foods to win championchips

duke is always on a cock and peanut-butter sandwich diet....  and they are allergic to peanut-butter....
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 01, 2010, 07:51:03 AM
duke is always on a cock and peanut-butter sandwich diet....  and they are allergic to peanut-butter....
;D They still got some fine hoes around the Durham/Duke area although they are still on a meat regimen... 8)
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Spike on December 01, 2010, 07:54:37 AM
;D They still got some fine hoes around the Durham/Duke area although they are still on a meat regimen... 8)

they dont like TOO MUCH meat tho

fck State that school can suck my balls

I went to UNCW from Baylor - 7to1 ratio of females to males - do the math
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 01, 2010, 07:56:24 AM
they dont like TOO MUCH meat tho

fck State that school can suck my balls

I went to UNCW from Baylor - 7to1 ratio of females to males - do the math
Damn sad right there bro on State. You training for anymore contests Spike?
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Spike on December 01, 2010, 08:01:30 AM
Damn sad right there bro on State. You training for anymore contests Spike?

I'm going at it right now - I just need to get with someone to get my posing

I'm tryin to stay slimmer but I am at the same weight (265) - if I do another show it wont be in NC i can tell you that

big spike burned his bridge with the NCNPC  :'(
Title: Re: Question about Johnny Falcon
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 01, 2010, 08:05:23 AM
I'm going at it right now - I just need to get with someone to get my posing

I'm tryin to stay slimmer but I am at the same weight (265) - if I do another show it wont be in NC i can tell you that

big spike burned his bridge with the NCNPC  :'(
I hear you local shows are much more who knows who on judging. You are better off to go out of state.