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Title: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: StickStickly on December 14, 2010, 10:26:34 PM
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/
GENTLEMAN!!! I HAVE UNLEASHED THE DEMONS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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embarrasing problem after intercourse (17 posts)

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 audrey said 3 days, 1 hour ago:
after and sometimes during sex i let out a bunch of air out of my vagina. i’ve been with my husband so long that it isn’t to embarrassing anymore but why do i do it. does anyone else have this problem and what kind of positions are you in when it happens. normally during doggy style it happen and it sounds like a fart but its from the wrong place.
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: StickStickly on December 14, 2010, 10:28:01 PM
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kaysha said 44 minutes ago:
i have been with my boyfriend for 4 years now, we have been having sex for 2yrs now. i try to hide vagina, but he keeps bugging me to spread my legs and show him, i dnt want him to see it because my labia is very long and ugly to me..help what can i do
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Parker on December 14, 2010, 10:30:55 PM
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/
GENTLEMAN!!! I HAVE UNLEASHED THE DEMONS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

That first post--a quife is funny actually...she should tell her man to stop forcing air into her vag...simple

But a chick quiffing is funny...
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 14, 2010, 10:32:04 PM
Good find. I bet that site even brings out a lot of female trolls.
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: StickStickly on December 14, 2010, 10:32:33 PM
Someone needs to put this one back in her place. Im tempted to make an account gentleman. What say you?

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wishingonastar78 said 5 days, 2 hours ago:
So I dated my last boyfriend (who was emotionally and physically abusive) on and off for 12 years. Right before I turned 30, I realized I loved myself far more than I loved him and walked out… never turned back.

After that I didn’t have sex for over 2 years. I lacked confidence, didn’t want to get hurt, was just diagnosed with an autoimmune disease etc..

Well, as of this May, I have been like a sex machine! 6 hour sex sessions with a hot HOT guy from a bar, all night sex marathons with my a friend of a friend. At first I felt a little slutty.. I have never had sex with someone who I wasn’t dating. But now I feel empowered, confident, honestly better than I have in years. I know, weird. So my “NUMBER” has gone from 2 to 7 in 6 months. But I finally know what I like (and don’t like) and that my ex was wrong when he said “no one will ever love you besides me”. I love me, and that is what matters..
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 14, 2010, 10:35:00 PM
Someone needs to put this one back in her place. Im tempted to make an account gentleman. What say you?


roger.  we are 'go' for launch.. begin ignition sequence
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Parker on December 14, 2010, 10:42:16 PM
Someone needs to put this one back in her place. Im tempted to make an account gentleman. What say you?

6 hour sex session,hahahaha...I bet you that chick is high on Haagen Daz, and she has 6 hour ice cream sessions. SHe does know of this thing called Priapism...

Sticky, make an account....pu these delusional chicks in their places...

Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: StickStickly on December 14, 2010, 10:42:19 PM
This poster looks quite familiar  :-\
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/

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obeselyme said 1 second ago:
I haven’t had sex in over 20 years and i think it is because of a weight issue i am experience. It all started when i was bit by a black widow spider and was bed ridden for a few months. I almost lost my leg from the bite and every time i tried to exercise my leg would get swollen and i would have to take more time off. Over time i began to get heavier and heavier. I couldn’t figure out why. I was eating nothing but chicken breast and rice everyday. Now i am 500 lbs and have been relegated to a computer chair looking at porn all day and posting on forums. I once sat next to Jonesy from Police Academy at a charity ball. Please help me. I don’t know what i can do to get fit.
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: buselmo on December 14, 2010, 11:00:43 PM
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 audrey said 3 days, 1 hour ago:
after and sometimes during sex i let out a bunch of air out of my vagina. i’ve been with my husband so long that it isn’t to embarrassing anymore but why do i do it. does anyone else have this problem and what kind of positions are you in when it happens. normally during doggy style it happen and it sounds like a fart but its from the wrong place.
 



THAAAAAAAR SHE BLOWSSSSS!!!! :-X
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Army of One on December 14, 2010, 11:34:27 PM
This poster looks quite familiar  :-\
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/


HAHAHAHA. it even got a serious reply  ;D ;D Keith, looks like you found a new love interest online, though ironically the fact she hasnt had sex in 10 years may mean she has spiders living up there now ;D


scarlette said 5 minutes ago:

I found some great websties that will help.
The firsl link is an awesome article.
The next three links are weight-loss forums.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/10-tips-losing-100-pounds-or-more

http://forums.ivillage.com/t5/100-Pounds-or-More-To-Go/ct-p/iv-fb100plus

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?f=128

http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-Morbidly-Obese/6182

I haven’t had sex in 10 years (not because of weight, for other reasons)- it just sucks. There’s no other way to put it.
Good luck, I hope the links help!
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Wiggs on December 15, 2010, 12:35:26 AM
This poster looks quite familiar  :-\
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/


lmao!
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on December 15, 2010, 12:48:27 AM
This poster looks quite familiar  :-\
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/


lol. Poor Onlymen.
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Ares on December 15, 2010, 12:53:34 AM

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So I dated my last boyfriend (who was emotionally and physically abusive) on and off for 12 years. Right before I turned 30, I realized I loved myself far more than I loved him and walked out… never turned back.

Someone needs to put this one back in her place. Im tempted to make an account gentleman. What say you?


Stickly, I'm sure rejection is hard to deal with.. buck up son, you'll find a new love again soon.
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: JasonH on December 15, 2010, 03:01:32 AM
This poster looks quite familiar  :-\
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/


ROFL!
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: bigkid on December 15, 2010, 04:29:53 AM
This poster looks quite familiar  :-\
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/

hahahhahaha oh man
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on December 15, 2010, 04:54:37 AM
As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started farting.

Do it.
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 15, 2010, 05:01:43 AM
This poster looks quite familiar  :-\
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on December 15, 2010, 05:08:56 AM
;D ;D ;D

Obeselyme and "got bit by a Black widow spider" is hilarious, lmao!
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on December 15, 2010, 06:15:18 AM
PM me details of a 'getbig' attack on these tiny-tit sites.... I await your orders.
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 15, 2010, 06:30:14 AM
South Park had an awesome episode on queef'ing
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Overload on December 15, 2010, 06:48:05 AM
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I have been married for almost 5 yrs and my husband has been bringing up anal sex for about a yr now. It scares me to death. He is 11 inches and I have hemorrhoids. I did buy some numbing cream but keep putting it off.
I have talked to a few friends and they tell me to get drunk before I do it and make sure I have nothing to do the next day. But I have a 2 yr old and no babysitter and work full time.
I want to be able to make him happy and kind of just shut him up about it.

Nice.



8)
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 15, 2010, 06:55:14 AM
" have been married for almost 5 yrs and my husband has been bringing up anal sex for about a yr now. It scares me to death. He is 11 inches and I have hemorrhoids. I did buy some numbing cream but keep putting it off.
I have talked to a few friends and they tell me to get drunk before I do it and make sure I have nothing to do the next day. But I have a 2 yr old and no babysitter and work full time.
I want to be able to make him happy and kind of just shut him up about it."


BWA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: che on December 15, 2010, 07:11:21 AM
This poster looks quite familiar  :-\
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/


hahaaha  ;D
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: George Whorewell on December 15, 2010, 07:18:54 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---- Funniest thread on getbig in a while
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: JasonH on December 15, 2010, 07:22:10 AM
HAHAHAHA. it even got a serious reply  ;D ;D Keith, looks like you found a new love interest online, though ironically the fact she hasnt had sex in 10 years may mean she has spiders living up there now ;D


scarlette said 5 minutes ago:

I found some great websties that will help.
The firsl link is an awesome article.
The next three links are weight-loss forums.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/10-tips-losing-100-pounds-or-more

http://forums.ivillage.com/t5/100-Pounds-or-More-To-Go/ct-p/iv-fb100plus

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?f=128

http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-Morbidly-Obese/6182

I haven’t had sex in 10 years (not because of weight, for other reasons)- it just sucks. There’s no other way to put it.
Good luck, I hope the links help!


Haha - something for Keith to check out while he's in timeout.  ;D
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: devilsmile on December 15, 2010, 07:35:32 AM
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/
GENTLEMAN!!! I HAVE UNLEASHED THE DEMONS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


Their hearts and minds would be broken beyond any possibilities of recovery.

They think life is honey, rainbows. flowers and not getting any brutal laughters in your face when you all of a sudden tell about your cünt farts,they are in for a B-I-G surprise.

EDIT LOL, the word c-u-n-t is censored... getbig is losing it  :-\
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 15, 2010, 07:50:14 AM
Some of this shit is priceless... we seriously have to get some getbiggers to register there and start some nervous/mental breakdowns!
Squadfather would have had a field day with some of this shit...

"littlebee23 said 10 hours, 59 minutes ago:

My top sexual fantasy is of being completely dominated and ravaged by my boyfriend. Force, and some violence, are really big turn-ons for me, and I love bondage play. Is anyone else like this? Because I’m starting to feel like there’s something wrong with me. We never hurt each other past the point of pleasure, we’re really careful about that, but I feel like I’m a sick person for having the “rape” fantasy. Does this happen to anyone else?"
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: devilsmile on December 15, 2010, 07:51:24 AM
Some of this shit is priceless... we seriously have to get some getbiggers to register there and start some nervous/mental breakdowns!
Squadfather would have had a field day with some of this shit...

"littlebee23 said 10 hours, 59 minutes ago:

My top sexual fantasy is of being completely dominated and ravaged by my boyfriend. Force, and some violence, are really big turn-ons for me, and I love bondage play. Is anyone else like this? Because I’m starting to feel like there’s something wrong with me. We never hurt each other past the point of pleasure, we’re really careful about that, but I feel like I’m a sick person for having the “rape” fantasy. Does this happen to anyone else?"

prety normal in my oppinion... and this is not a get big sarcastic joke or anything, my ex told me the same.
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: berblexer on December 15, 2010, 08:25:33 AM
lol 'secretsocietyofwomen' what's so secret about it if anybody can read it? hahahahahahah , women are so stupid
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: devilsmile on December 15, 2010, 08:33:39 AM
lol 'secretsocietyofwomen' what's so secret about it if anybody can read it? hahahahahahah , women are so stupid

maby it's a joke... because "only women know what women want", so it's kind of a joke... ya know... maby... i hope..
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Wiggs on December 15, 2010, 08:35:39 AM
Some of this shit is priceless... we seriously have to get some getbiggers to register there and start some nervous/mental breakdowns!
Squadfather would have had a field day with some of this shit...

"littlebee23 said 10 hours, 59 minutes ago:

My top sexual fantasy is of being completely dominated and ravaged by my boyfriend. Force, and some violence, are really big turn-ons for me, and I love bondage play. Is anyone else like this? Because I’m starting to feel like there’s something wrong with me. We never hurt each other past the point of pleasure, we’re really careful about that, but I feel like I’m a sick person for having the “rape” fantasy. Does this happen to anyone else?"


Did someone say rape?  I'll get right on it.... >:(
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: devilsmile on December 15, 2010, 09:04:22 AM
Did someone say rape?  I'll get right on it.... >:(

wiggs you seem you're back on the right track and being your true self  :)

how's everything?
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Wiggs on December 15, 2010, 09:09:04 AM
wiggs you seem you're back on the right track and being your true self  :)

how's everything?

Well I'm on my meds, which is what you didn't want but I'm a little better.
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: devilsmile on December 15, 2010, 09:11:01 AM
Well I'm on my meds, which is what you didn't want but I'm a little better.

well if you really have "things" then I hope they work and you get better! (no homo)

Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Master Blaster on December 15, 2010, 09:41:43 AM
This poster looks quite familiar  :-\
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/


I am literally cryin at work!  ;D
Title: Re: IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 15, 2010, 02:19:47 PM
Did someone say rape?  I'll get right on it.... >:(

Did you ever get back to that hot little black chic you tagged a few months ago ?