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Title: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 25, 2010, 02:47:51 AM
the hotter and quieter it is the more Rancid the smell...what is the Scientific explanation for this? oh and merry christmas.
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Post by: lovemonkey on December 25, 2010, 02:48:56 AM
The hotter ones that burn your ass are the absolute worst.
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Post by: magicuser on December 25, 2010, 02:51:26 AM
the geothermal expansion ratio is larger is quiet farts since the detonation of fart force is constricted to expansion not expressed as noise, thus rising to a higher expansion metagas ratio into the smell receptor in mammals

Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 25, 2010, 02:55:00 AM
the geothermal expansion ratio is larger is quiet farts since the detonation of fart force is constricted to expansion not expressed as noise, thus rising to a higher expansion metagas ratio into the smell receptor in mammals



LOL


when you gotta fart and it comes out loud Say on a wooden chair...its hilarious.

but when you fart and its comes out dead silent and burning hot...laughs are over you gotta move away quickly cause you know its gonna be horrible
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: Parker on December 25, 2010, 03:03:51 AM
LOL


when you gotta fart and it comes out loud Say on a wooden chair...its hilarious.

but when you fart and its comes out dead silent and burning hot...laughs are over you gotta move away quickly cause you know its gonna be horrible
That's why if you at work---like a corp. environment you keep the Hand Sanitizer readily at hand--preferably scented...you fart and it stinks, squirt some out and wave it around, but wipe you hands around, so nobody notices...ifthat's not available mints help...
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Post by: wes on December 25, 2010, 03:03:51 AM
Howardesque thread reported.
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: Tito24 on December 25, 2010, 03:31:58 AM
mine are so fucking rotten that people dont even think these are farts.
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: Meso_z on December 25, 2010, 03:33:14 AM
the hotter and quieter it is the more Rancid the smell...what is the Scientific explanation for this? oh and merry christmas.
I hate it when i fart and the smell sticks on the underwear. combine it with ball sweat and asscrack sweat straight from a workout.
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: Formerly_Owner76 on December 25, 2010, 03:35:28 AM
Because the sneak by a log on their way out?
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: Parker on December 25, 2010, 03:39:07 AM
I hate it when i fart and the smell sticks on the underwear. combine it with ball sweat and asscrack sweat straight from a workout.
"Ha, ha, we're staying here for awhile...just hanging out---nice fabric you got here...fruit of the Looms?"
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: Meso_z on December 25, 2010, 03:41:10 AM
"Ha, ha, we're staying here for awhile...just hanging out---nice fabric you got here...fruit of the Looms?"
?  ;D
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: Meso_z on December 25, 2010, 03:42:55 AM
mine are so fucking rotten that people dont even think these are farts.
haha come and smell the chair from my computer desk.  smells like shit.
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 25, 2010, 03:43:31 AM
it gets so bad they could be bottled and used as Zyklon B
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Post by: Tito24 on December 25, 2010, 03:44:29 AM
haha come and smell the chair from my computer desk.  smells like shit.


yes i always try to keep a new computer chair clean from ass smell but at the end i cant resist to destroy it.
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: Meso_z on December 25, 2010, 03:46:39 AM

yes i always try to keep a new computer chair clean from ass smell but at the end i cant resist to destroy it.
;D
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: robcguns on December 25, 2010, 06:23:19 AM
I was replacing windows at this house one time with my buddy and had horrible gas non stop and the homeowner came home and i was up on the ladder and he asked me if i think his septic tank was leaking because his wife had called him complaining of a foul odor around the outside of the house,me and my buddy were laughing our asses off.
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Post by: FREAKgeek on December 25, 2010, 06:46:41 AM
There's nothing like a good morning dutch oven to share with your girlfriend on christmas.
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 25, 2010, 12:09:01 PM
There's nothing like a good morning dutch oven to share with your girlfriend on christmas.

what's a dutch oven?
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: StickStickly on December 25, 2010, 12:10:56 PM
the hotter and quieter it is the more Rancid the smell...what is the Scientific explanation for this? oh and merry christmas.
The proper terminology is hot air balloon farts. This is because the gas is much less dense then helium and if you held it in it could build and eventually take you to the moon.
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Post by: disco_stu on December 25, 2010, 12:13:20 PM
what's a dutch oven?

lol. you sir, are a candidate for a practical demonstration...only then will you understand the force of the dutch oven.
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Post by: StickStickly on December 25, 2010, 12:14:20 PM
lol. you sir, are a candidate for a practical demonstration...only then will you understand the force of the dutch oven.
Gayer then giving a dutch over to a man under the covers, giggling, and then steadily moving into making out and having full on gay homo stink sex.
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 25, 2010, 12:14:57 PM
lol. you sir, are a candidate for a practical demonstration...only then will you understand the force of the dutch oven.

i'm too old for your homosexual experiments boy
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: el numero uno on December 25, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
the hotter and quieter it is the more Rancid the smell...what is the Scientific explanation for this? oh and merry christmas.

Maybe more Sulfur it's released ??? That explains the worst smell and maybe the "heat"
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Post by: kiwiol on December 25, 2010, 12:20:34 PM
I hate it when i fart and the smell sticks on the underwear. combine it with ball sweat and asscrack sweat straight from a workout.

If you were Nasser, you could be making a fortune with that.
Title: Re: why do Hot farts smell the Worst??
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 25, 2010, 12:40:21 PM
SBD = the worst (silent but deadly) like sitting in school you drop one of those out mofo's start looking around for who done it disrupts the whole class fun stuff if you can do this on a regular basis.