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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Italian Lifter on December 28, 2010, 10:10:23 AM
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bwt, a dirty sanchez does not count
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The only people that have mustaches, are cops, military, lumberjacks, truckers, rednecks, black fellas, middle eastern fellas, freddy mercury and newmom.
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The only people that have mustaches, are cops, military, lumberjacks, truckers, rednecks, black fellas, and newmom.
I got the WEB Dubois special...my brother calls me "Frenchie" and goes "oh-uh-huh-huh" (that "French" sound)
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I got the WEB Dubois special...my brother calls me "Frenchie" and goes "oh-uh-huh-huh" (that "French" sound)
Do you have a Poirot mustache?
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full 'tache and beard. decided i'm not gonna shave until the spring at least, or maybe summer. my gf hates it though. i love it cos with my fully shaved head and size, i look
psycho alpha as fuck. 8)
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my gfs hated them as well.
oh, btw to keep it bb-related: do you feel more "mentzeresque" with them?
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The only people that have mustaches, are cops, military, lumberjacks, truckers, rednecks, black fellas, and newmom.
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Do you have a Poirot mustache?
No, but I shape it up... I'm very peculiar about it...when I used to go to the barber, I would tell them to leave the mustache alone and just shape the chin strap and the "soul patch"
a few months ago, I grew everything out, and I looked like this, but with a bald head (same type of nose, with the "bump")
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/WEB_Du_Bois.jpg)
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I tried to grow a beard last year and when it turned out shit, as usual, I shaved everything off bar my mustache. My missus proceeded to tell me that my wispy blonde mustache made me look like a child molester.
To be fair, it did have a hint of the Jeffery Dahmer about it, so I stick to clean shaven now.
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Mustaches look stupid.
(http://www.tinselclown.com/gallery/wp-content/gallery/when-mustaches-attack/anthony-kiedis-022610-xyz-02.jpg)
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I tried to grow a beard last year and when it turned out shit, as usual, I shaved everything off bar my mustache. My missus proceeded to tell me that my wispy blonde mustache made me look like a child molester.
To be fair, it did have a hint of the Jeffery Dahmer about it, so I stick to clean shaven now.
that's some funny shit PA
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:)
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fcking musclebears are sickening
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Joe Weider has one.
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Mustaches look stupid.
(http://www.tinselclown.com/gallery/wp-content/gallery/when-mustaches-attack/anthony-kiedis-022610-xyz-02.jpg)
only if someone already looks stupid
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(http://s133702574.onlinehome.us/pictures/blog/ronjeremyfeltmeup.jpg)
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Mustaches look stupid.
(http://www.tinselclown.com/gallery/wp-content/gallery/when-mustaches-attack/anthony-kiedis-022610-xyz-02.jpg)
No, stupid mustaches look stupid. And that is a stupid mustache...he needs to take the sides off, it makes him look Redneckish..
Having a more stylish 'stache like this one
(http://www.rnbhaven.com/images/albums/christion-projectplato.jpg)
and if you are reallly from the Oakland, you would be familar with the group...
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(http://s133702574.onlinehome.us/pictures/blog/ronjeremyfeltmeup.jpg)
Dumb broad probably doesn't know Ron Jeremy is a Jew.
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A good quality 'tache should make you look either:
(A) Rakish
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XF7QcIxc3WE/TEeJKyouLvI/AAAAAAAAB9E/LstO0MQaf5g/s1600/DavidNiven.jpg)
or
(B) Like you're about to take the Falkland Islands
(http://mydailyclarity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/falklandsDM1305_468x357.jpg)
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Speaking of stupid mustaches. I saw a MJ/Hanes commercial over the holidays, and it looked like he was sporting a Hitler!? Was I seeing this wrongly?
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Jed Clampett had one found some Texas tea on his land (oil) became rich.
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how 'bout this
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taches are great if you can carry the look off
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QjhMFKRvyqo/SkpAubMa9NI/AAAAAAAAB_E/CNi74haIf7w/s400/Tom-Selleck---Magnum-PI--C10102602.jpeg)
look how goddamned alpha mervs facial hair makes him look. you think twice before fucking with him
(http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_cricket/HUGHES_Mervb_1992_GH_L.jpg)
(http://madaboutsports.com.au/Images/blog/Merv-Hughes-Moustache.jpg)
now you're talking
(http://paulclarke.com/photography/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Dick-Strawbridge-copyright-Paul-Clarke.jpg)
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taches are great if you can carry the look off
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QjhMFKRvyqo/SkpAubMa9NI/AAAAAAAAB_E/CNi74haIf7w/s400/Tom-Selleck---Magnum-PI--C10102602.jpeg)
look how goddamned alpha mervs facial hair makes him look. you think twice before fucking with him
(http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_cricket/HUGHES_Mervb_1992_GH_L.jpg)
(http://madaboutsports.com.au/Images/blog/Merv-Hughes-Moustache.jpg)
now you're talking
(http://paulclarke.com/photography/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Dick-Strawbridge-copyright-Paul-Clarke.jpg)
they can't drink milk, cause it make 'em look like "cum 'stache", they are constantly getting food particles stuck in their staches...aka 'stache crumbs, or crumb 'staches, and they have to brush their staches...and they lok like 70s porn stars or child molesters--which is why nobody effs with them.
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Prior to getting married, I grew a fairly epic stache.
My now wife liked it for the novelty factor.
It was Magnum PI-ish, but I realized it wasn't for me when a client said, verbatim: "Jesus Christ, you look like a porn star."
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(http://www.hatersbehatin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/AmericanChopperSr1.jpg)
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I grew one for a month and a half last year
never again
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Mustaches are awesome if you can pull them off. I've always wanted to grow one myself but im far too young. You have to be atleast 40 to pull that off in most cases. They look good too if you also have a big nose. I don't think my nose is big enough for one either.
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Freddie-Mercury-mm01.jpg)
(http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/files/2009/08/69-daniel-plainview-mustache.jpg)
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I sometimes shave a hitler mustache in above my cock.
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All the best dictators rock the 'tache:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sZiU0EONLgU/S0Ma4cUiO_I/AAAAAAAAADg/YvP8opCIlDE/s400/stalin%5B1%5D.jpg)
(http://cdn.chillnite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mugabe.jpg)
(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200803/r232583_930782.jpg)
(http://www.legalnewsline.com/content/img/f211391/hitler.jpg)
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All the best dictators rock the 'tache:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sZiU0EONLgU/S0Ma4cUiO_I/AAAAAAAAADg/YvP8opCIlDE/s400/stalin%5B1%5D.jpg)
(http://cdn.chillnite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mugabe.jpg)
(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200803/r232583_930782.jpg)
(http://www.legalnewsline.com/content/img/f211391/hitler.jpg)
Mughabe is a prime example of :The road to hell is sometimes paved by good intentions...
Mofo has sold his country out to the Chinese...
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they can't drink milk, cause it make 'em look like "cum 'stache", they are constantly getting food particles stuck in their staches...aka 'stache crumbs, or crumb 'staches, and they have to brush their staches...and they lok like 70s porn stars or child molesters--which is why nobody effs with them.
i'm sure they learn how to their fine facial hair when it comes to food and drink.
i dunno, ithink theses guys look pretty cool because of their facial hair. they certainly don't look like child molestors
(http://madaboutsports.com.au/Images/blog/Merv-Hughes-Moustache.jpg)
i wish i could be arsed to grow and groom summat like this
(http://paulclarke.com/photography/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Dick-Strawbridge-copyright-Paul-Clarke.jpg)
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(http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/rollie-fingers.jpg)
Legend
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The only people that have mustaches, are cops, military, lumberjacks, truckers, rednecks, black fellas, and newmom.
And pedophiles/onlyme
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(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Freddie-Mercury-mm01.jpg)
i LOVE borat
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My friend Jim was married to a real bitch of a woman. Her and Jim decided to set me up on a blind date to attend a wedding with her younger sister. Jim and his wife invite me over the night before the sister is to arrive, to lay out some "ground rules". Before I leave, Jim's wife tells me to shave off my beard and to get a haircut because my hair looks like a "helmet".
So I did what any real man would have done...I shaved my beard into the shape of a football helmet chinstrap and went to the wedding like that.
I ended up giving "little sis" about an hour of grudge doggie style in the parking lot at Montrose Harbor and then took her back to the Palmer House and made her get us a room.
Years later all was forgiven.....
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How many of you are HIV positive???!!!!
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A thread like this and no mention of newmom? You guys are slipping.
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My friend Jim was married to a real bitch of a woman. Her and Jim decided to set me up on a blind date to attend a wedding with her younger sister. Jim and his wife invite me over the night before the sister is to arrive, to lay out some "ground rules". Before I leave, Jim's wife tells me to shave off my beard and to get a haircut because my hair looks like a "helmet".
So I did what any real man would have done...I shaved my beard into the shape of a football helmet chinstrap and went to the wedding like that.
I ended up giving "little sis" about an hour of grudge doggie style in the parking lot at Montrose Harbor and then took her back to the Palmer House and made her get us a room.
Years later all was forgiven.....
lolz
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A thread like this and no mention of newmom? You guys are slipping.
Refer yourself to the first reply in this thread.
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A thread like this and no mention of newmom? You guys are slipping.
See my comment on the first page...you are slipping.
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My bad, I stand corrected, lol
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this thread would be more popular if more Italian girls were on this forum
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this thread would be more popular if more Italian girls were on this forum
maybe the ones that u know sal