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Title: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Ron on January 10, 2011, 11:08:33 AM
Are You Tough Enough? WWE Wants YOU!

http://www.getbig.com/headlines/2011/01/10/are-you-tough-enough-wwe-wants-you/

(http://www.getbig.com/headlines/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wwetoughenough.jpg)

All right, lets see which one of you can make it to the WWE and yell 'Getbig' on the air!

The WWE and the USA Network are bringing back the hit reality competition, Tough Enough. Casting producers are currently searching the globe for hardbody men and women to cast on the show. This is your chance to be the next WWE super star. One lucky competitor will earn a contract with the WWE. See complete details below.

Are you TOUGH ENOUGH to be the next WWE SUPERSTAR?

WWE and the USA Network are bringing back the hit reality competition show Tough Enough! One competitor will earn a WWE contract and be the next WWE Superstar!!!

Casting Producers are searching the world to find extraordinary men and women with the following qualities:

• CHARISMA
• PERSONALITY
• ATHLETICISM
• AGILITY
• STAMINA
• STRENGTH

And an INTENSE DESIRE to be the next WWE Superstar!

If you believe you have what it takes to not only earn the contract, but excel in World Wrestling Entertainment…

Email: ToughEnoughCasting@shedmediaus.com with your name, age, city and state, phone numbers, a current photo of you, and a brief paragraph about you and why you think you can make it in the WWE.


Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 10, 2011, 11:11:46 AM
Hmm. I can see johnny as a re-mixed Jimmy 'Mouth of the South' Hart. Probably get fired within a week for banging all the ring girls, but I bet he'd be epic.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: newmom on January 10, 2011, 11:12:42 AM
Chaos,Groink and calvinH should ;D
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 10, 2011, 11:14:15 AM
Chaos,Groink and calvinH should ;D
Ha! Now's there's a trio of colour commentators! Probably find them on The Ocho.   ;D
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: kiwiol on January 10, 2011, 11:16:46 AM
Chaos,Groink and calvinH should ;D

Calvin's monstrous 160lb physique would be too much to handle for most wrestlers.

Too bad it isn't about your keyboard warrior skills, or I'd be the World HW champion 8)
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: newmom on January 10, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
Ha! Now's there's a trio of colour commentators! Probably find them on The Ocho.   ;D

can you imagine LMAO
Calvin's monstrous 160lb physique would be too much to handle for most wrestlers.

Too bad it isn't about your keyboard warrior skills, or I'd be the World HW champion 8)

 ;D
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 10, 2011, 11:18:57 AM
Too bad it isn't about your keyboard warrior skills, or I'd be the World HW champion 8)
I shudder to think of the title belt that comes with that title.   ;D
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: d0nny2600 on January 10, 2011, 11:19:29 AM
Chaos,Groink and calvinH should ;D
>:(
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: newmom on January 10, 2011, 11:20:02 AM
>:(

you're to good for the WWE, WTF you been?
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 10, 2011, 11:24:49 AM
I'm dusting off the bathrobe as we speak.... Whooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: d0nny2600 on January 10, 2011, 11:27:36 AM
you're to good for the WWE, WTF you been?
Very busy with work. Will have to retire and join the WWE
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Wiggs on January 10, 2011, 11:29:29 AM
Johnny Falcon, your time has come...Your costume will be a pair of overalls with no shirt underneath.  You will be billed at 6'8 300lbs.
Your name will be The Henderson Hillbilly!  Your mannerisms....well, just keep doing what your doing...Your finishing move...hundred hand hillbilly Falcon Punch.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Nirvana on January 10, 2011, 11:31:12 AM
fatpanda you got this
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: CalvinH on January 10, 2011, 11:31:49 AM
Holy crap I made a list :o
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: kiwiol on January 10, 2011, 11:35:36 AM
I shudder to think of the title belt that comes with that title.   ;D

Haha, on second thought, Sarcasm should be the title holder. I'll settle for the Intercontinental title 8)

Holy crap I made a list :o

Welcome to the big leagues, noob
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: mass 04 on January 10, 2011, 11:45:19 AM
oh brother "Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by the mustachioed mama, from the state of intoxication, weighing at 171 lbs, Caaaaaaaaalviiiiiiiiiiii nnnnnnnnn"
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: newmom on January 10, 2011, 11:46:34 AM
oh brother "Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by the mustachioed mama, from the state of intoxication, weighing at 171 lbs, Caaaaaaaaalviiiiiiiiiiii nnnnnnnnn"

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: d0nny2600 on January 10, 2011, 11:49:30 AM
oh brother "Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by the mustachioed mama, from the state of intoxication, weighing at 171 lbs, CLLLLLaaaaaaaaaviiiiiiii iiiinnnnnnnnn"
Fixed.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 10, 2011, 11:55:26 AM
oh brother "Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by the mustachioed mama, from the state of intoxication, weighing at 171 lbs, Caaaaaaaaalviiiiiiiiiiii nnnnnnnnn"


LOL.....classic.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: CalvinH on January 10, 2011, 11:57:15 AM
I've changed my mind.....I don't wanna make a list :(
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: newmom on January 10, 2011, 11:58:12 AM
I've changed my mind.....I don't wanna make a list :(

 :o :'( :'(
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on January 10, 2011, 12:06:03 PM
Off topic thread reported.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Butterbean on January 10, 2011, 12:12:33 PM
oh brother "Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by the mustachioed mama, from the state of intoxication, weighing at 171 lbs, Caaaaaaaaalviiiiiiiiiiii nnnnnnnnn"
;D

Fixed.

 ;D  







When are the try outs for "Wipe Out?"  :D
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 10, 2011, 12:12:54 PM
Holy crap I made a list :o
Here's how I see you calling a game, Cal.   ;D
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 10, 2011, 12:14:08 PM
Here's how I see you calling a game, Cal.   ;D

"You're attention please.....will the nearest waitress come to the announcers table with another drink...."
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 10, 2011, 12:17:12 PM
paging johnnynosalvatore, your opportunity's a knocking.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2011, 12:20:15 PM
Hmm. I can see johnny as a re-mixed Jimmy 'Mouth of the South' Hart. Probably get fired within a week for banging all the ring girls, but I bet he'd be epic.

I only wish

actually, one of my friends sent in a application. I told him to go for the "Rocky/regular guy" type plea because he isn't exactly Mr. Olympia in terms of build but he works every weekend in the south and getting paid next to nothing


In defense of Jimmy Hart, the guy is a excellent song writer.  He was even a part of "The Gentrys" back in the 50's

I'm a big fan of this song

Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2011, 12:21:13 PM
paging johnnynosalvatore, your opportunity's a knocking.

also, I wouldn't want to break into the big fed vis a via a reality show. 

I would just go out on the indies and go back to paying my dues like i did in the past....
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 10, 2011, 12:21:56 PM
i thought JNN would be more of a "Sexy boy" fan....... 
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2011, 12:26:49 PM
i thought JNN would be more of a "Sexy boy" fan....... 

kinda sorta......I mean, I like drugs and I like treating people like shit so you would think that HBK was my idol
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 10, 2011, 12:43:24 PM
kinda sorta......I mean, I like drugs and I like treating people like shit so you would think that HBK was my idol

and then there is the whole "ambiguous sexuality" thing with chaps and biker hats, male stripper...  ;D
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Fatpanda on January 10, 2011, 12:48:58 PM
fatpanda you got this

hmm, i thought about it, but owning minds here is a full time position  :D
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 10, 2011, 12:50:52 PM
hmm, i thought about it, but owning minds here is a full time position  :D

Your first run in the WWF was decent...

(http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/bundy2.jpg)
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Fatpanda on January 10, 2011, 12:58:03 PM
Your first run in the WWF was decent...

(http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/bundy2.jpg)

thats not andy garcia !
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2011, 12:58:33 PM
Your first run in the WWF was decent...

(http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/bundy2.jpg)

don't diss bundy like that

he is actually hilarious in real life

"Fat" is just pathetic
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 10, 2011, 01:03:13 PM
don't diss bundy like that

he is actually hilarious in real life

"Fat" is just pathetic

How about....


(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:YKkwKIn97Ds0RM:http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m393/bugman25/BastionBooger.jpg&t=1)
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 10, 2011, 01:05:17 PM
How about....


(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:YKkwKIn97Ds0RM:http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m393/bugman25/BastionBooger.jpg&t=1)
Yes. The suspenders are slimming, as well as lifting and separating. Good choice.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 10, 2011, 01:09:33 PM
oh brother "Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by the mustachioed mama, from the state of intoxication, weighing at 171 lbs, Caaaaaaaaalviiiiiiiiiiii nnnnnnnnn"

He's not coming back again.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Fatpanda on January 10, 2011, 01:10:40 PM
don't diss bundy like that

he is actually hilarious in real life

"Fat" is just pathetic

hi johnnynoshamefromsucking daddysdick.

i heard you are quite the sausage wrestler yourself  :-X
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2011, 01:12:24 PM


i heard you are quite the sausage wrestler yourself  :-X

this thread isn't about your mom
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Fatpanda on January 10, 2011, 01:14:30 PM
this thread isn't about your mom

i know, we are talking about you - a known homosexual.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 10, 2011, 01:17:41 PM
Always amusing to see Panda calling out johnny for cocksucking, when he, himself, has his nose continuously up the asses of his Nasser cadre. Oh brother. 
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2011, 01:18:45 PM
i know, we are talking about you - a known homosexual.

i have no interest in making this a 20 page thread that ends up as a pulpit for your junk food diet so I will concede
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 10, 2011, 01:19:59 PM
Always amusing to see Panda calling out johnny for cocksucking, when he, himself, has his nose continuously up the asses of his Nasser cadre. Oh brother. 

Are you saying panda thinks of Sharif Shallaby as "Sharin' Salami?"
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Fatpanda on January 10, 2011, 01:23:54 PM
Always amusing to see Panda calling out johnny for cocksucking, when he, himself, has his nose continuously up the asses of his Nasser cadre. Oh brother. 

team nasser is only gay if you want it to be  :-*
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 10, 2011, 01:25:15 PM
team nasser is only gay if you want it to be  :-*

 8)
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Alexander D on January 10, 2011, 03:24:24 PM
Yo SAL... if you put on about 30LBS, you might be able to make it!!!........................ ........................ ....... as a WWE DIVA LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Wiggs on January 10, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
Who on here would make good/entertaining tag team partners?  No homo...
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 10, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
I've changed my mind.....I don't wanna make a list :(
then fucking leave here then
adios "amigo"
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: newmom on January 10, 2011, 05:54:15 PM
then fucking leave here then
adios "amigo"

 :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: mass 04 on January 10, 2011, 05:56:19 PM
then fucking leave here then
adios "amigo"
Gene's turning heel. This is worse than when Hulk joined the NWO. :'(
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Alexander D on January 10, 2011, 06:09:52 PM
How many days per week do these guys wrestle in shows? ???
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: TacoBell on January 10, 2011, 06:16:09 PM
and then there is the whole "ambiguous sexuality" thing with chaps and biker hats, male stripper...  ;D

 ;D



I could see Sal doing a golddust kind of gimmick
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Marty Champions on January 10, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
i already have a job though. however this famousness is priceless ill give it some thought
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 11, 2011, 04:25:53 AM
  :o WOOOOO.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 11, 2011, 08:00:31 AM
Wrestling is a tough sport.  Physically and especially emotionally if you have family.  20 minutes of wrestling is equal to being in a car accident if that tells you anything and your chances of fame are par with bodybuilding with low pay and no health insurance.
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: CalvinH on January 11, 2011, 08:03:24 AM
Gene's turning heel. This is worse than when Hulk joined the NWO. :'(



And not half as much fun :'(
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 11, 2011, 08:10:36 AM


And not half as much fun :'(
What is the root cause of Gene being upset with you Calvin?
Title: Re: Are You Tough Enough?
Post by: CalvinH on January 11, 2011, 08:19:10 AM
What is the root cause of Gene being upset with you Calvin?


Addiction to painkillers from his arm injury....plus not being able to lift turned him into a twink.


....poor guy is not happy with himself and he's taking it out on me.