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Title: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 16, 2011, 08:38:43 AM
Talking to this girl here and she tells me that Loki (brother of Thor) gave birth to a horse after doing it with a stallion in your mythology.  WTF? Is she making up shit?

BB-related because Thor was the prototype for all bodybuilders.
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: spinnis on January 16, 2011, 09:17:17 AM
"Loki is a shape shifter and in separate incidents he appears in the form of a salmon, mare, seal, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman"

"In Norse mythology, Loki is a god or jötunn (or both). Loki is the son of Fárbauti and Laufey, and the brother of Helblindi and Bıleistr. By the jötunn Angrboğa, Loki is the father of Hel, the wolf Fenrir, and the world serpent Jörmungandr. By Sigyn, Loki is the father of Nari and/or Narfi. And with the stallion Svağilfari as the father, Loki gave birth—in the form of a mare—to the eight-legged horse Sleipnir. In addition, Loki is referred to as the father of Váli in the Prose Edda."

hopefully he at least tranformed into a mare before fucking.

random dude that loki fella  ;D
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: 225for70 on January 16, 2011, 09:18:57 AM
The ladies think that i'm half horse..Mostly from the waist down. 8)
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Lundgren on January 16, 2011, 02:07:10 PM
"Loki is a shape shifter and in separate incidents he appears in the form of a salmon, mare, seal, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman"

"In Norse mythology, Loki is a god or jötunn (or both). Loki is the son of Fárbauti and Laufey, and the brother of Helblindi and Bıleistr. By the jötunn Angrboğa, Loki is the father of Hel, the wolf Fenrir, and the world serpent Jörmungandr. By Sigyn, Loki is the father of Nari and/or Narfi. And with the stallion Svağilfari as the father, Loki gave birth—in the form of a mare—to the eight-legged horse Sleipnir. In addition, Loki is referred to as the father of Váli in the Prose Edda."

hopefully he at least tranformed into a mare before fucking.

random dude that loki fella  ;D
Do most swedes actually know about this stuff, I always thought that this kinda stuff was like lord of the rings for swedes? Or is this like your history or some shit?
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Parker on January 16, 2011, 02:16:01 PM
Talking to this girl here and she tells me that Loki (brother of Thor) gave birth to a horse after doing it with a stallion in your mythology.  WTF? Is she making up shit?

BB-related because Thor was the prototype for all bodybuilders.
I guess you are unfamiliar with the "Gods" transforming into animals and doing it...Zeus transformed into a swan and screwed some chick, among other animals he liked to seduce fair maidens with.
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 16, 2011, 02:17:15 PM
I guess you are unfamiliar with the "Gods" transforming into animals and doing it...Zeus transformed into a swan and screwed some chick, among other animals he liked to seduce fair maidens with.

Yeah, but he was doing it as a male, not as a female.
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Lundgren on January 16, 2011, 02:22:08 PM
I guess you are unfamiliar with the "Gods" transforming into animals and doing it...Zeus transformed into a swan and screwed some chick, among other animals he liked to seduce fair maidens with.
Not to be an absolute nerd but norse gods greek roman persian and indi gods all have the same origin.

Tyr god of war, Jupiter, Zeus, are translations of the same name.
It was originally sky father, of more literal dayfather. It's a remnant of the arayans, and their religion.
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: spinnis on January 16, 2011, 02:36:56 PM
Do most swedes actually know about this stuff, I always thought that this kinda stuff was like lord of the rings for swedes? Or is this like your history or some shit?

far from most, never came across someone besides history teacher that has Alot of knowledge about that (more adults Im guessing but Still). Sure we have had valhalla in history class etc but no important stuff.
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Lundgren on January 16, 2011, 02:38:59 PM
far from most, never came across someone besides history teacher that has Alot of knowledge about that (more adults Im guessing but Still). Sure we have had valhalla in history class etc but no important stuff.
Sad I guess today more important matters like the legacy of mohammed are far more important.
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Hulkotron on January 16, 2011, 02:51:53 PM
There is lots of bestiality in Greek mythology too if I recall correctly.
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 16, 2011, 02:55:13 PM
There is lots of bestiality in Greek mythology too if I recall correctly.

Among other things ,lol
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Fatpanda on January 16, 2011, 04:04:34 PM
Talking to this girl here and she tells me that Loki (brother of Thor) gave birth to a horse after doing it with a stallion in your mythology.  WTF? Is she making up shit?

BB-related because Thor was the prototype for all bodybuilders.
::)


Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Lundgren on January 16, 2011, 04:24:14 PM
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For the love of god don't nerd this up anymore than it already has been. None of us are getting laid for another months due to this thread.
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Fatpanda on January 17, 2011, 06:57:05 AM
true fact scandanavians biggerst hero is a scotsman

beowulf !
(http://loneanimator.elfwood.com/art/l/o/loneanimator/beowulf_grendel.jpg)
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Tapeworm on January 17, 2011, 07:56:45 AM
I guess you are unfamiliar with the "Gods" transforming into animals and doing it...Zeus transformed into a swan and screwed some chick, among other animals he liked to seduce fair maidens with.

Leda.  Good stuff.

(http://www.shunya.net/Pictures/NorthIndia/Gwalior/LedaSwan.jpg)

I get a kick out of Titian's Rape of Europa too.  Grabbing that horn like she means business.  ;D 

(http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/eascfa/dinner_party/wiki/images/111.26.jpg)
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 17, 2011, 09:38:09 AM
Leda.  Good stuff.

(http://www.shunya.net/Pictures/NorthIndia/Gwalior/LedaSwan.jpg)

I get a kick out of Titian's Rape of Europa too.  Grabbing that horn like she means business.  ;D 

(http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/eascfa/dinner_party/wiki/images/111.26.jpg)

That Leda and the Swan is pretty hot.  What's it doing in India of all places?

Also, general observation.  Yes, I am aware of bestiality in mythology.  Just never heard of a male giving birth to a horse before.


Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 17, 2011, 10:26:58 AM
Isn't there a guy who posts on here with a horse face?
Title: Re: Question for Scandinavians
Post by: Luolamies on January 17, 2011, 11:16:49 PM
Just never heard of a male giving birth to a horse before.

Happens all the time.

Also didn't a giant rooster give birth to Korea?