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Title: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Stavios on January 24, 2011, 07:22:11 AM
I have a friend who could go far but needs to be bigger ( I don't know football but he is a defense player don't know the term)

but they  can test him whenever they want with a piss test. He has ever taken juice before but at his level he needs to take it up a notch

any of you fuckers have infos on how those things work ?
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Playboy on January 24, 2011, 07:24:08 AM
They use someone else's urine and submit it.
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 07:24:50 AM
Only bodybuilders use drugs  ::)
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: brent2741 on January 24, 2011, 07:30:42 AM
i believe a lot of them take hgh, and i dont think they are tested for hgh, just test and such
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Playboy on January 24, 2011, 07:36:00 AM
i believe a lot of them take hgh, and i dont think they are tested for hgh, just test and such
I don't think you can even test for HGH. A lot of them take prop or suspension cause its in and out of your system quickly and i'm sure they get a "heads up" when the testing is coming.
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Stavios on January 24, 2011, 07:39:48 AM
yeah I was thinking a fast acting test would be the better option, with other steroids they can surely detect some kind of mollecules but with testosterone if must be diffucult to find if the levels  are already back to normal after a fews days.
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: che on January 24, 2011, 07:41:19 AM
Football players do not use steroids .

(http://ansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/worst-football-sports-injuries.jpg)
(http://ansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/worst_soccer_injuries-4.jpg)
(http://ansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/worst-soccer-injury-ever-2.jpg)
(http://ansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/worst-football-sports-injuries-3.jpg)
(http://ansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/worst-football-sports-injuries-1.jpg)
(http://ansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/worst_soccer_injuries.jpg)
(http://ansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/most-horrific-soccer-injury-oupa-ngulube-breaks-leg-in-half.jpg)
(http://ansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/worst-soccer-injury-ever-3.jpg)

Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: johnnynoname on January 24, 2011, 07:43:04 AM
football players are all natural athletes

only baseball players use steroids                                   ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)





seriously, the whole fiasco with baseball and steroid use is just a huge conspiracy.
Fact of the matter is that America (unfortunately) hates baseball
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 07:50:49 AM
Football players do not use steroids .



ooh, this was about twink soccer players... I thought it was about 'men in tights'  ;D
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: che on January 24, 2011, 07:59:37 AM
ooh, this was about twink soccer players... I thought it was about 'men in tights'  ;D

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/b9vfl4b63i94erwhbcokwqdmo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 08:00:32 AM
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/b9vfl4b63i94erwhbcokwqdmo1_500.jpg)

LOL  ;D ;D
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Stavios on January 24, 2011, 08:01:01 AM
I am talking about football not the faggy soccer sport
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 08:01:50 AM
I am talking about football not the faggy soccer sport

Calm down, I understand 'men in tights' is serious business  8)
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Spike on January 24, 2011, 08:02:13 AM
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TWINK                                               massive beast taht will rock posh spice just like kim kardashian chases NFL cock

(http://www.popularemails.com/images/look-a-likes/posh-spice-tll-sleestak.jpg)                                                 (http://www.funnyandcool.com/wp-content/gallery/10-biggest-partyers-of-2010/kim-kardashian-naked-playboy-33.jpg)
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 08:04:02 AM
Nothing gay here:

(http://trueball.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/gay.jpg)

'Men in tights' is serious "sport" for sure  :D   
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: CalvinH on January 24, 2011, 08:04:55 AM
Lawrence Taylor said that one time when he knew he was gonna test dirty for drugs he used a teamates urine.


.....his teamates urine turned up dirty ;D
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Spike on January 24, 2011, 08:05:20 AM
Nothing gay here:

(http://trueball.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/gay.jpg)

'Men in tights' is serious "sport" for sure  :D    

nothing gay about fallin down and cryin to ref so they can pull a 'card' and kick you out of game

racist sport if anythg ::)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FNvZ6wkWdrY/TOofunOiEbI/AAAAAAAAAOc/2lwRGi-ltKQ/s1600/red-card-in-soccer.jpg)
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Stavios on January 24, 2011, 08:06:56 AM
Calm down, I understand 'men in tights' is serious business  8)


not as serious as men in thong that's for sho

Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 08:14:26 AM
I'm already waiting for Super Bowl as that's the only game they show here in civilized world  ;D

Every year I promise myself to watch it completely but every time I've fallen in sleep before the game ends...
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 24, 2011, 08:15:39 AM
I'm already waiting for Super Bowl as that's the only game they show here in civilized world  ;D

Every year I promise myself to watch it completely but every time I've fallen in sleep before the game ends...

Sol what 3rd world shithole you posting from, chief?
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Rearden Metal on January 24, 2011, 08:20:13 AM
Stavy, around 2002-2003 I trained with a defensive player on the Jets. He was a real big, strong guy but swore up and down he couldn't risk using AAS because the piss tests were completely random. He said it was common for guys to use and sometimes not get tested for entire seasons, and that there were methods used to beat the tests. But he wasn't willing to do that because he only had a 2 year contract worth a bit over 1.6M and couldn't afford to lose it.
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 08:22:48 AM
Sol what 3rd world shithole you posting from, chief?

LOL, you know football is big only in US, bro.

(of course I could buy some american satellite channel or something like that to follow whole season, but only SB is broadcasted on main channels)
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: spinnis on January 24, 2011, 08:24:19 AM
LOL, you know football is big only in US, bro.


they never realise this lol.
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Spike on January 24, 2011, 08:26:06 AM
LOL, you know football is big only in US, bro.

(of course I could buy some american satellite channel or something like that to follow whole season, but only SB is broadcasted on main channels)

when doi you evr see some kid in brazil/columbian gheto throwing football - or in afrika  

they cant cause they lose hand to warlord or have small hands or r too weak and malnurished to throw a rock let alone a football (a real one, americano)

but they always can wear no shoes and kick a soccer ball around -- thats how the CIA killed bob marley - they put cancer in a soccer ball and his big toes got infected cause they KNEW he played soccer no shoes and cancer went from foot to brain -bob marley dead
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: 225for70 on January 24, 2011, 08:32:14 AM
when doi you evr see some kid in brazil/columbian gheto throwing football - or in afrika  

they cant cause they lose hand to warlord or have small hands or r too weak and malnurished to throw a rock let alone a football (a real one, americano)

but they always can wear no shoes and kick a soccer ball around -- thats how the CIA killed bob marley - they put cancer in a soccer ball and his big toes got infected cause they KNEW he played soccer no shoes and cancer went from foot to brain -bob marley dead

hI gh15
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 24, 2011, 08:34:37 AM
That handegg player looks like he could to any soccer player the thing that Genghis Khan said was the greatest pleasure in the world.  Sorry, I'm at work so I can't post anything colorful.
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Spike on January 24, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
hI gh15

sup deisel

why you take your sexy facebook typical 'me and the bros and my girl chilln' pic down for panda??
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Stavios on January 24, 2011, 08:43:06 AM
fuck the soccer vs football shit !

I need some ways to beat the tests  8)
where is aliamini and Swami the Cocksmith  when you need them
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Spike on January 24, 2011, 08:47:00 AM
fuck the soccer vs football shit !

I need some ways to beat the tests  8)
where is aliamini and Swami the Cocksmith  when you need them

what test

NCAA? NFL? which organization is testing you

BLOOD? urine? how long do you know b4 test adminstration?

if you have 48hrs and its a piss test a cleanse kit from GNC will clear abuot any oral out of yoyr system, test is diff but it depends on your list of banned substances - which testin organiztion supplies you wiht

blood - good luck, deca can show, test levels off - you can mask it

proscar is good if not on banned list to hide test levels, you can do an 'oil change' with a catheter if its for a job or something

just depends on tyoe of test and organiztion administring
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: JP_RC on January 24, 2011, 08:49:58 AM
when doi you evr see some kid in brazil/columbian gheto throwing football - or in afrika  

they cant cause they lose hand to warlord or have small hands or r too weak and malnurished to throw a rock let alone a football (a real one, americano)

but they always can wear no shoes and kick a soccer ball around -- thats how the CIA killed bob marley - they put cancer in a soccer ball and his big toes got infected cause they KNEW he played soccer no shoes and cancer went from foot to brain -bob marley dead

I think you confused your accounts for a moment there.
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Stavios on January 24, 2011, 08:51:43 AM
what test

NCAA? NFL? which organization is testing you

BLOOD? urine? how long do you know b4 test adminstration?

if you have 48hrs and its a piss test a cleanse kit from GNC will clear abuot any oral out of yoyr system, test is diff but it depends on your list of banned substances - which testin organiztion supplies you wiht

blood - good luck, deca can show, test levels off - you can mask it

proscar is good if not on banned list to hide test levels, you can do an 'oil change' with a catheter if its for a job or something

just depends on tyoe of test and organiztion administring

Don't want to give much info it's for a friend but it's only a piss test and he said they can show up at anytime ?

Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on January 24, 2011, 08:58:05 AM
First off it's bullshit to say these guys aren't using steroids.  If they aren't they are using fuckloads of GH.  I mean my god........look at these fuckers nowadays.  These guys rival some bodybuilders...maybe not top 5 IFBB guys but most of these football players in the NFL especially the negroids are having bodybuilder physiques.  Look at their arms.  I mean fuck look at Shannon Sharpe commentator.  The guy is still built like a brick shit house.  Look at his face too.  Kind of screams HGH.  Or maybe it's all genetics?   ::)
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 24, 2011, 09:13:58 AM
they never realise this lol.

 ::)  Of course we know, we just don't give a shit.....but for some reason everyone else in the world thinks we should like soccer..... :-X
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: 225for70 on January 24, 2011, 09:22:10 AM
sup deisel

why you take your sexy facebook typical 'me and the bros and my girl chilln' pic down for panda??

No thanks, In the Panda I trust
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 24, 2011, 09:23:08 AM
There's really no way around an unannounced state-of-the-art steroid test IMO. Forget all about masking steroid use.

My guess is that there's some kind of policy where you can use drugs via prescription (in organizations where the athletes are obviously on drugs).

IMO they aren't 'beating' any test per se. It's window dressing, corruption, etc.

So it depends on who is testing you like Spike said.



I need some ways to beat the tests  8)
where is aliamini and Swami the Cocksmith  when you need them

Aliamini may know how to beat/be clean on a test at a known date. Unannounced test while on steroids? Forget about it.  :D
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Spike on January 24, 2011, 09:24:19 AM
No thanks, In the Panda I trust

im watchin that show 'heavy; rite now

Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Spike on January 24, 2011, 09:25:49 AM
There's really no way around an unannounced state-of-the-art steroid test IMO. Forget all about masking steroid use.

My guess is that there's some kind of policy where you can use drugs via prescription (in organizations where the athletes are obviously on drugs).

IMO they aren't 'beating' any test per se. It's window dressing, corruption, etc.

So it depends on who is testing you like Spike said.

exactly - it boils down to 'this substance is on the banned list, why is it present in your system?'

then you go from there or in the nfl its called it injured reserve list ;)
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 09:30:16 AM
First off it's bullshit to say these guys aren't using steroids.  If they aren't they are using fuckloads of GH.  I mean my god........look at these fuckers nowadays.  These guys rival some bodybuilders...maybe not top 5 IFBB guys but most of these football players in the NFL especially the negroids are having bodybuilder physiques.  Look at their arms.  I mean fuck look at Shannon Sharpe commentator.  The #### is still built like a brick shit house.  Look at his face too.  Kind of screams HGH.  Or maybe it's all genetics?   ::)

Well, maybe all of them are not juiced to the grills  ;D

(http://www.iill.net/wp-content/uploads/images/jay-cutler-concussion.jpg)
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: 225for70 on January 24, 2011, 09:31:31 AM
I once passed a ten panel drug test with only three hours notice...I also had a few of the different drugs in my system.. :D


Well, maybe all of them are not juiced to the grills  ;D

(http://www.iill.net/wp-content/uploads/images/jay-cutler-concussion.jpg)


He uses Insulin... :D
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: slaver on January 24, 2011, 11:52:20 AM
They use someone else's urine and submit it.

yeah they drink big mouthfull then spit
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Nirvana on January 24, 2011, 01:56:40 PM
Nascar needs drug testing
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Spike on January 24, 2011, 01:59:05 PM
Nascar needs drug testing

they do

that one guy lost his sponsers after he test positive for meth like twice

naecer is big biz rounds this parts boy -

NASCAR: Driver Jeremy Mayfield Again Tests Positive for Meth
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532923,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532923,00.html)
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Lundgren on January 24, 2011, 02:11:50 PM
I know in fort mack, the testing don't really mean fuck all, for every ten samples they get they may only test one sample. And if you only get tested once a season, your chances of getting caught are pretty low, as long as your going on off and on long enough to be  clean once in a while.
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: biff on January 24, 2011, 05:12:33 PM
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTe9GgHN_C2Y1MeIPVg0WKzHCoyimd6wZkgtQqQnsWbhKZC8gXN)

guy got caught with one a few years back
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 24, 2011, 05:46:13 PM
Someone stated that in NFL football they all use and have a baseline of what is acceptable use(never known by the general public) And if you go over that and test dirty, you will be called out. They also will go after rookies with big mouths.

Ask yourself how many times have you heard of pro basketball players testing dirty for anything? They claim they test. But 95% of all pro basketball players smoke weed on a daily basis.  :-\

In the end show business wins over competition
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: leadhead on January 24, 2011, 06:25:27 PM
My guess would be they use hgh, insulin, and test suspension along with other short ester anabolics and then get some to piss in a cup for them ;D
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: G_Thang on January 24, 2011, 06:30:35 PM
At 26 reggie bush has no flexibility, inj after inj, breaks bones easy, etc, etc, etc.

PEDs!

 :o Who Dat!
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: jude2 on January 24, 2011, 07:41:27 PM
At 26 reggie bush has no flexibility, inj after inj, breaks bones easy, etc, etc, etc.

PEDs!

 :o Who Dat!
Is that what is wrong with that million dollar pussy?
Title: Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
Post by: Spike on January 24, 2011, 09:10:25 PM
Is that what is wrong with that million dollar pussy?

thats pussy is like kryptonite to his ass - it weakened and destroyed his abilities and powers