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Title: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: dj181 on January 30, 2011, 02:53:49 AM
I gots to go wit kiwiols "I update your mom" ROFL! Hil-fucking-larious ;D Tito also had a very good one about your mom on his bike lol
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: kiwiol on January 30, 2011, 03:40:07 AM
I like how they're being used more now. Master Blaster, Tito24 and JimmyJam come up with some good ones.

Some of the cvnts here are a little too sensitive and get worked up over them, though
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 03:45:59 AM
I gots to go wit kiwiols "I update your mom" ROFL! Hil-fucking-larious ;D Tito also had a very good one about your mom on his bike lol

Your moms the best one liner  :P

just for you kiwiol  8)
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Firemuscle on January 30, 2011, 03:47:13 AM
Your moms the best one liner  :P

just for you kiwiol  8)

 Your Mom is so fat, I shoved my cock up her ass and KFC gravy poured out her asshole.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 03:50:37 AM
Your Mom is so fat, I shoved my cock up her ass and KFC gravy poured out her asshole.

your moms a shovel  :P
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Firemuscle on January 30, 2011, 03:52:45 AM
your moms a shovel  :P

 Your Mom's so poor she ate my asshole just to get a piece of corn.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 03:57:55 AM
Your Mom's so poor she ate my asshole just to get a piece of corn.

your moms my asshole :P
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: _bruce_ on January 30, 2011, 04:06:51 AM
The mom stuff is always ace - carries a certain disrespectful aura  :D
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 04:07:47 AM
The mom stuff is always ace - carries a certain disrespectful aura  :D

your mom is allways ace :P
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Firemuscle on January 30, 2011, 04:09:52 AM
The mom stuff is always ace - carries a certain disrespectful aura  :D

 Your Mom is such a dyke. She sometimes eats out the pussy of the family dog, just to get a little taste of pussy juice. And while she's at it she cuts the dingleberries out of it's asshole hair with some scissors and eats them.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 04:13:25 AM
your moms a family dog

just like kiwiol, less is more... nobody even cares to read novel length "mom jokes" 
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Firemuscle on January 30, 2011, 04:15:09 AM
your moms a family dog

just like kiwiol, less is more... nobody even cares to read novel length "mom jokes" 

 Your Mom is such a loose whore. I fucked her in the ass last night and my balls kept going in too on accident.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 04:21:21 AM
Your Mom is such a loose whore. I fucked her in the ass last night and my balls kept going in too on accident.

your mom was an accident last night.. ( :-X)
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: johnnynoname on January 30, 2011, 04:32:00 AM
well, it looks like the whole "your mom" thing "jumped the shark"

thanks assholes  ::)
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Firemuscle on January 30, 2011, 04:36:27 AM
well, it looks like the whole "your mom" thing "jumped the shark"

thanks assholes  ::)

 When JNN told his Mom that he was gay, she said "Well Johnny, why did you fuck me last night then?"
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 04:44:16 AM
well, it looks like the whole "your mom" thing "jumped the shark"

thanks assholes  ::)

your mom jumped the shark  :P

mmmmh, FUCKing hot picture.... is it sad that I've jerked off few times for that pic?

Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Firemuscle on January 30, 2011, 05:01:58 AM
your mom jumped the shark  :P

mmmmh, FUCKing hot picture.... is it sad that I've jerked off few times for that pic?



 Your Mom is such a fat bitch. When I fucked her I had to pump her with my whole arm just so she would feel it.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2011, 07:46:01 AM
well, it looks like the whole "your mom" thing "jumped the shark"

thanks assholes  ::)
Real.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 30, 2011, 07:51:21 AM
Your mom is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Tito24 on January 30, 2011, 08:06:20 AM
Your mom is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn.

haha yes she is
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 08:18:27 AM
your mom IS the door knob... I chopped her hands off and made a door knob out of'em, that's the way I roll  8)
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: SS on January 30, 2011, 08:21:39 AM
Your moms such a whore that Jenna Jamison looks up to her for inspiration.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 30, 2011, 08:57:06 AM
your mom IS the door knob... I chopped her hands off and made a door knob out of'em, that's the way I roll  8)
;D
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Master Blaster on January 30, 2011, 09:44:17 AM
I like how they're being used more now. Master Blaster, Tito24 and JimmyJam come up with some good ones.

Some of the cvnts here are a little too sensitive and get worked up over them, though

kiwiol is the king of your mom  ;D
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Nirvana on January 30, 2011, 09:47:03 AM
my mom's dead





































the only counter to a your mom joke.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 09:49:45 AM
my mom's dead

the only counter to a your mom joke.

your mom's a counter joke

Sory you can't kill this flow, you can't, mathematical impossibility.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Nirvana on January 30, 2011, 09:50:35 AM
your mom's a counter joke

Sory you can't kill this flow, you can't, mathematical impossibility.
*pm-ing ron to put you in TO for mama jokes.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 09:53:47 AM
*pm-ing ron to put you in TO for mama jokes.

your mom is my time out
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Lundgren on January 30, 2011, 09:54:13 AM
When JNN told his Mom that he was gay, she said "Well Johnny, why did you fuck me last night then?"
Bahahah his mom died when he was a little boy, ROFLMAO
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Rami on January 30, 2011, 09:59:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Kmegg.jpg)
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: magicuser on January 30, 2011, 11:11:20 AM
yo momma jokes went out with sanford n son
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: johnnynoname on January 30, 2011, 11:47:47 AM
btw, none of you know how to do "your mom" right



yeah, I said it
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2011, 12:16:13 PM
I know how to do your mom right!
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: johnnynoname on January 30, 2011, 12:21:45 PM
I know how to do your mom right!

pw3nd .....but I already did the work for you on that one



*waits*
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2011, 12:24:26 PM
Your mom already did work on me.
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: johnnynoname on January 30, 2011, 12:35:11 PM
Your mom already did work on me.

pw3nd again


THAT'S IT!!!!!  I'm done with this
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2011, 12:37:29 PM
Your mom isn't done with this!
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: che on January 30, 2011, 12:38:17 PM
Your mom isn't done with this!

I'm  done with your mom
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: johnnynoname on January 30, 2011, 12:39:35 PM
ouch
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2011, 12:53:49 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: Bobby on January 30, 2011, 12:56:26 PM
Your mom was really good in bed, i miss her. Say hi to her for me :D
Title: Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
Post by: chaos on January 30, 2011, 01:16:14 PM
That was fucking stupid "Bobby"....what's wrong with you?