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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: big L dawg on January 31, 2011, 05:43:47 PM
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster more efficient machine. And that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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I'm in! :)
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Count me in. :P
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Count me in. :P
big shock there
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big shock there
Pop a pill and STFU. Mr. Watson 540
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Pop a pill and STFU. Mr. Watson 540
whatever JJ Walker
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whatever JJ Walker
That's the best I get from you? "whatever"? You really are owned...or were you an IP 119 kinda guy?
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Ok I guess that makes sense.
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hELLZ YEA IT'S ON!!!
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Pop a pill and STFU. Mr. Watson 540
whatever JJ Walker
Gentlemen. Save your fighting for the liquor thread. This is the beer thread.
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BEER QUOTES
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
---Michelle Mastrolacasa
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
---Catherine Zandonella
One more drink and I'd be under the host.
---Dorothy Parker
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
---Ambrose Bierce
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
---William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
---Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
---Ernest Hemingway
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
---Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
---His reply
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
---Winston Churchill
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
---Oscar Wilde
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
---W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
---W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
---W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
---Henny Youngman
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
---Humphrey Bogart
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
---Frank Sinatra
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but, at the very least you need a beer.
---Frank Zappa
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
---David Moulton
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
---Dave Barry
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
---Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
---Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
---Dave Barry
My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.
---A Wolverine is Eating My Leg
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls.
--- Ross Levy
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
---Stephen Wright
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
---Deep Thoughts, Jack Handy
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
---Deep Thoughts, Jack Handy
Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat.
---David Geary
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
---Tom Waits
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That's the best I get from you? "whatever"? You really are owned...or were you an IP 119 kinda guy?
yes, I am owned
much like your ancestors
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yes, I am owned
much like your ancestors
What's your point? They're dead and gone and you're trying to get there. It's ok to be gay...just accept it and quit trying to mask it with Lortab.
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What's your point? They're dead and gone and you're trying to get there.
pw3nd
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In all seriousness, it gets better...I'm a recovering pill popper myself...Lortab, Percocet and the occasional oxy...So great while you're on it and so shitty when your not...Not a way to live...Good luck with your recovery.
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BEER QUOTES
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
---Michelle Mastrolacasa
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
---Catherine Zandonella
One more drink and I'd be under the host.
---Dorothy Parker
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
---Ambrose Bierce
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
---William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
---Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
---Ernest Hemingway
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
---Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
---His reply
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
---Winston Churchill
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
---Oscar Wilde
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
---W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
---W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
---W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
---Henny Youngman
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
---Humphrey Bogart
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
---Frank Sinatra
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but, at the very least you need a beer.
---Frank Zappa
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
---David Moulton
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
---Dave Barry
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
---Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
---Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
---Dave Barry
My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.
---A Wolverine is Eating My Leg
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls.
--- Ross Levy
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
---Stephen Wright
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
---Deep Thoughts, Jack Handy
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
---Deep Thoughts, Jack Handy
Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat.
---David Geary
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
---Tom Waits
you have any good quotes about quotes?
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thats why you just stick with the nectar of the gods...
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you have any good quotes about quotes?
I would google sum but for some reason it would make Johnny mad
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In all seriousness, it gets better...I'm a recovering pill popper myself...Lortab, Percocet and the occasional oxy...So great while you're on it and so shitty when your not...Not a way to live...Good luck with your recovery.
thank you very much for understanding
however, I have a plan for recovery....i'm gonna replace pills for easy sex....I mean alot of it.......with women, midgets, animals...whatever
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thank you very much for understanding
however, I have a plan for recovery....i'm gonna replace pills for easy sex....I mean alot of it.......with women, midgets, animals...whatever
Get to the reason why you did it and go from there. Otherwise, you'll end up right back were you started....Don't give up if you relapse.
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Beer is alright.
Smoking weed or opium is much better.
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My current high gravity favorite
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Cheers
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Beer is alright.
Smoking weed or opium is much better.
nice.............nice
i like how you operate, tico brohey 8)
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Cheers 2
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tico brohey
Lol
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i'm 100% certain this thread will contain hundreds of images of naked females within the next month so..
im in!!
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''Here's to beer the cause of and the solution to man's problems"-Homer Simpson
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster more efficient machine. And that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
LOL me and my buddies used to play this drinking game with beer called buffalo
you couldnt touch your beer with your right hand if you did and someone saw it and called buffalo, you had to chug your entire beer
seems pretty simply right? after about 7 or 8 beers in everyone starts to forget and it goes down hill fast from there
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So the advices are drink beer, milk is for babies?
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(http://www.artzberger.com/BeerCans/newcans/canpics/NaturalLight0210.jpg)
My personnel favorite.
A frat and date-rape staple.
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When I was in college, we preferred the beast, aka liquid violence.
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Either one
(http://www.salsbeverageworld.com/images/sam_adams_boston_lager_12_pk_btls.jpg)
(http://www.etruth.com/staffBlogs/images/www_etruth_com/staffBlogs/EricStrader/4-22-09%20New%20Belgium%20Beer%20Heads%20East/Fat%20Tire%20Case.JPG)
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:P
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this
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In all seriousness, it gets better...I'm a recovering pill popper myself...Lortab, Percocet and the occasional oxy...So great while you're on it and so shitty when your not...Not a way to live...Good luck with your recovery.
Beer and percocet is a great combo, sometimes I feel sluggish after drinking a bit but they take all that away and give me energy/make me feel good. Percs are way too expensive for me though so I just drink.
Do you guys know if it's really harmful to snort pills with acetaminophen in them?
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(http://www.artzberger.com/BeerCans/newcans/canpics/NaturalLight0210.jpg)
My personnel favorite.
:-X Never had natural light before but if it's anywhere near as disgusting as Natural Ice.....Natty Ice is cheap as a cock though, $1.83 for a 40oz around here, get's the job done if you're broke..
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Beer and percocet is a great combo, sometimes I feel sluggish after drinking a bit but they take all that away and give me energy/make me feel good. Percs are way too expensive for me though so I just drink.
Do you guys know if it's really harmful to snort pills with acetaminophen in them?
It will burn like all hell with acetaminophen in it. That's why people mostly just snort oxys because there is none in it.
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(http://www.artzberger.com/BeerCans/newcans/canpics/NaturalLight0210.jpg)
My personnel favorite.
i just bought a case of this in preparation for being (potentially) snowed in again tommorow
*fingers crossed*
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It will burn like all hell with acetaminophen in it. That's why people mostly just snort oxys because there is none in it.
I've done it probably 100 times cause oxy's are too strong for me and it takes much less to get high for me when snorting them. I just wonder if the stuff builds up in your lungs.
BTW, apparently all oxys are 'OPs' now and you can't even sniff or chew them, just swallow whole.
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i just bought a case of this in preparation for being (potentially) snowed in again tommorow
*fingers crossed*
Any less disgusting than natty ice? Might try it if so cause it's cheap.
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I've done it probably 100 times cause oxy's are too strong for me and it takes much less to get high for me when snorting them. I just wonder if the stuff builds up in your lungs.
BTW, apparently all oxys are 'OPs' now and you can't even sniff or chew them, just swallow whole.
Correct...The OPs are are very difficult to do anything to...There are still OCs floating around out there.
I've never sniffed anything other than oxys...I'm done though. I don't like that my body gets used to all this stuff so quick and it costs more and more to get the desired effect. In addition, I don't like the withdraw when coming off any of the stuff...depression, headaches, restless legs, stomachaches, etc...The feeling is good but it's not real and you realize it when you come off.
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Any less disgusting than natty ice? Might try it if so cause it's cheap.
eh, its more or less like coors light
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(http://www.collegeslackers.com/daily_images/129.jpg)
The beauty of it is it's a serious pounding beer. Timmy throws back 30 of them on his days off. They don't fill you up so you continue to stay on your eating schedule while drinking all day. Another thing is you cannot beat the price. I have been a beer drinker my whole life. I love all beer. Especially Guiness! But after 4-5 of them your full. You can chug Natural Lights all day and never fill up.
well said
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:P
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Get the fuck outta here with that shit!!
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Im a cheap drunk :'(
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Correct...The OPs are are very difficult to do anything to...There are still OCs floating around out there.
I've never sniffed anything other than oxys...I'm done though. I don't like that my body gets used to all this stuff so quick and it costs more and more to get the desired effect. In addition, I don't like the withdraw when coming off any of the stuff...depression, headaches, restless legs, stomachaches, etc...The feeling is good but it's not real and you realize it when you come off.
Strangely I've never gotten withdrawls, just mild aches for a couple days once. The psychological was the worst part, I can use them once in a while now. Congrats on kicking the habit bro, not worth the money or pain. Are you still addicted to them psychologically or are you over them?
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Im a cheap drunk :'(
damn hobo
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Im a cheap drunk :'(
LOL! Reminded me of this
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LOL! Reminded me of this
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thats about what it taste like :-\
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Any of you guys shop at Trader Joe's they have a beer called "Name Tag" that is pretty damn good and it's .50 a can....can't go wrong with that.
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Strangely I've never gotten withdrawls, just mild aches for a couple days once. The psychological was the worst part, I can use them once in a while now. Congrats on kicking the habit bro, not worth the money or pain. Are you still addicted to them psychologically or are you over them?
Every now and then I'll have instances where I'll want some but the thought of the trouble it caused is enough to keep me away from doing it even once...There is no once for me. It's less and less as time goes by.
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Any of you guys shop at Trader Joe's they have a beer called "Name Tag" that is pretty damn good and it's .50 a can....can't go wrong with that.
Never tried it i will check it out today
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Never tried it i will check it out today
Let me know what you think.... I was impressed for the price.
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Any of you guys shop at Trader Joe's they have a beer called "Name Tag" that is pretty damn good and it's .50 a can....can't go wrong with that.
Probably can't go right with it, neither. Sounds like the beginning of a blackout. ;D
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Let me know what you think.... I was impressed for the price.
Never seen it before, no beer allowed at grocery stores here in MA >:(
(http://www.artzberger.com/BeerCans/newcans/canpics/NameTag0910.jpg)
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Never seen it before, no beer allowed at grocery stores here in MA >:(
(http://www.artzberger.com/BeerCans/newcans/canpics/NameTag0910.jpg)
Are fucking serious? What's up with that? MA is supposed to a lib state.
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Are fucking serious? What's up with that? MA is supposed to a lib state.
No clue but it's gay, could be lobbying from liquor store owners. Also in NH only the state sells hard alcohol and wine, at their outlets.
Also fireworks are illegal >:(
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No clue but it's gay, could be lobbying from liquor store owners. Also in NH only the state sells hard alcohol and wine, at their outlets.
Also fireworks are illegal >:(
sounds like utah............ :-X
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beer tits
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beer tits
Damn! Looks like one of those girls who gets mad when you look at her tits... I would stare with no shame ;D
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Let me know what you think.... I was impressed for the price.
well just got home ,put down 4 already... taste damn good
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beer tits
Damn! Looks like one of those girls who gets mad when you look at her tits... I would stare with no shame ;D
well just got home ,put down 4 already... taste damn good
Lucky bastards, can't beat 50 cents a can, apparently no one around here sells that brand... I'll stick with busch for now
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Either one
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(http://www.etruth.com/staffBlogs/images/www_etruth_com/staffBlogs/EricStrader/4-22-09%20New%20Belgium%20Beer%20Heads%20East/Fat%20Tire%20Case.JPG)
Beautiful stuff. I miss it.
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stella artois was the best beer I've ever tasted, expensive though.
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Damn! Looks like one of those girls who gets mad when you look at her tits... I would stare with no shame ;D
hellz yea!...
^^^to the above pic..Sam Adams is my staple beer...absolutely best American brewer overall IMO with like 20 different versions of Sam...never had the Fat tire...
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hellz yea!...
^^^to the above pic..Sam Adams is my staple beer...absolutely best American brewer overall IMO with like 20 different versions of Sam...never had the Fat tire...
I should probably drink it more to support our local economy. I've tried to stop buying bud since it was sold to foreigners. What a shame, it was an American icon. What's your favorite Sam Adams beer? Might pick some up tomorrow.
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I should probably drink it more to support our local economy. I've tried to stop buying bud since it was sold to foreigners. What a shame, it was an American icon. What's your favorite Sam Adams beer? Might pick some up tomorrow.
they have alot of seasonal beers...the summer brew is my favorite but probably cant get it until mid spring...Sam is an acquired taste 4 sum...tried it when I was 16 yo and thought it was terrible...now that im in my mid thirty's and actually know what a good beer taste like it's a diff story.I enjoy a full bodied beer that gives a good head just like my women ...light beer was originally made & marketed toward women...that shows you how gay the average man has become...
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well just got home ,put down 4 already... taste damn good
Cool....I had a few last night too....cheers !!!
big L dawg, have you had Sam Adams Latitude 48 IPA? Great beer, but it's limited availability where I live?
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Cool....I had a few last night too....cheers !!!
big L dawg, have you had Sam Adams Latitude 48 IPA? Great beer, but it's limited availability where I live?
no I haven't had there IPA yet which is funny because pale ale is one of my favorite types of brew....
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I bought a six pack of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale this past weekend, it was delicious stuff.
Also, at Christmas, I bought a case of Rogue Santa's Reserve, and that stuff was just plain awesome.
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This is the only beer I drink fellas.
Started in Germany and I'm lucky enough to have it here in Vegas.
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Wiggs, I think they did a collaboration with Brooklyn Brewery that was divine.
If that is not the Weisse that I am thinking of, that is fine, because what you posted is great. But to me, Weisse is a spring/summer beer, and it gets cold where I live.
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Wiggs, I think they did a collaboration with Brooklyn Brewery that was divine.
If that is not the Weisse that I am thinking of, that is fine, because what you posted is great. But to me, Weisse is a spring/summer beer, and it gets cold where I live.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't them. But yes, regardless a fine beer.
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Wiggs, a quick search revealed it was this partnership: Brooklyner-Schneider Hopfen-Weisse
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2751030527_4622612295.jpg)
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i gained 20lbs of blubber in about six months on hefe weittzen when I first got to Germany. Switch to Helles. Favorite was Kaltenberg.
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i gained 20lbs of blubber safety fat in about six months on hefe weittzen when I first got to Germany. Switch to Helles. Favorite was Kaltenberg.
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I've been having success, lately, with Black Stripe.
1. Drinkable
2. Good buzz
3. Don't feel like sh!t the next day
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I've been having success, lately, with Black Stripe.
1. Drinkable
2. Good buzz
3. Don't feel like sh!t the next day
Why did you call it black stripe? Hooray Beer!
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i gained 20lbs of blubber safety fat in about six months on hefe weittzen when I first got to Germany. Switch to Helles. Favorite was Kaltenberg.
haha, if by safe you mean I was safe to fail my next PT test if I didn't straighten up, you are correct. And also about 1yr there I ended up hanging out with the Canadians I was stationed with.....serious drinkers. We'd get canned during our softball games.... ;D
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A good ole Guiness always treats me well. I have taken a liking to heavily flavored dark beers in general.
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haha, if by safe you mean I was safe to fail my next PT test if I didn't straighten up, you are correct. And also about 1yr there I ended up hanging out with the Canadians I was stationed with.....serious drinkers. We'd get canned during our softball games.... ;D
Any other way to play!? Although, if you put your brew down to field a fly it's best to remember the general area where you placed it in case you have to circle around under the ball. ;D
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Any other way to play!? Although, if you put your brew down to field a fly it's best to remember the general area where you placed it in case you have to circle around under the ball. ;D
haha, don't want to kick it and spill it......
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haha, don't want to kick it and spill it......
The only! time crying is allowed in baseball.
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:D
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I bought a six pack of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale this past weekend, it was delicious stuff.
Also, at Christmas, I bought a case of Rogue Santa's Reserve, and that stuff was just plain awesome.
I love celebration ale and there torpedo...strong shit!
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One of the best!!!!!!
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We know what some of you are thinking. Beer for breakfast, Who does that? But the true advocate of craft beer knows there is nothing quite like waking up on a Sunday morning, making scrambled eggs and bacon and cracking open 22 ounces of your favorite brew.
Whether you call it an eye-opener, hair-of-the-dog or a drinking problem, check out our list of beers to grab the night before to compliment your biscuits and gravy in the morning.
1. Founder's Brewing Co. KSB (Kentucky Breakfast Stout) 11.20% ABV
If you can get your hands on a bottle of this, consider yourself lucky. This beer actually has breakfast in the name but don't let that fool you. Founder's took an imperial stout and loaded it up with coffee, chocolate and vanilla and then hid it away in bourbon barrels, resulting in an easy to drink black beer with a coffee kick.
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2. Rogue Hazelnut Brown Nectar 6.20% ABV
If you crave something sweet for breakfast, give this one a try -- a strong brown ale that isn't joking around when it comes to flavor. A strong hazelnut with just a dash of hops makes this beer a perfect match for pancakes.
3. Bells Expedition Stout 10.50ABV
This Russian Imperial Stout is a high alcohol beer that doesn't try to hide it. As thick and black as tar, with a dark roast coffee flavor, only the truly daring would try and get more then one of these down before noon. Definitely a beer for sipping.
4. Lost Coast Brewery Tangerine Wheat 5.00% ABV
For those of you who want a light and cheerful beer, Lost Coast's Tangerine is your best bet --- but you better like tangerine. This candy-scented wheat beer is crisp, clean and refreshing. Try mixing it with orange juice for a beer mimosa.
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5. Mikkeller Beer Geek Breakfast 7.50% ABV
In the tradition of good breakfast beers, Mikkeller put together this easy drinking coffee stout. Unlike the KSB, Beer Geek Breakfast has a bit of an earthy flavor -- notably more hops and less of a coffee taste, but still enough flavor to replace your morning cup of joe.
6. Kona Brewing Pipeline Porter 5.3% ABV
This is a great morning-time beer for a hot summer day. It still retains all the flavor of a coffee beer, but this porter is much lighter then its imperial stout cousins. Made with freshly roasted 100% Kona coffee.
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7. Dogfish Head Black & Blue 10% ABV
If any beer should come with a warning, it's this one. Bursting with the taste of fresh blueberries but without the artificial taste of most fruit beers, this beer is so easy to drink you don't realize its high alcohol content until it's too late. We recommend you pair it with a plate of French toast with powered sugar on top.
8. Left Hand Brewery Juju Ginger Ale 4% ABV
Ginger beer isn't for everyone, but if you're a fan, this is one of the best out there. Lighter in ginger taste then most true ginger ales, this is a great beer for mornings when you actually have to be somewhere and cannot commit to a 12% beer.
9. Michelada or "Red Beer"
The Michelada is your best bet when you are in desperate need of a little hair-of-the-dog. Think of it as the Bloody Mary of the beer world. Start with a salt rimmed chilled pint glass, add your favorite Mexican beer and top it off with a healthy dose of Bloody Mary mix or tomato juice. All the benefits of a Bloody Mary without the vodka. Yum!
10. Bacon Beer
OK, we'll be honest: This is a fantasy beer. We have heard tales of such a beer existing but of course it was at a brewery in Washington. We have also heard that a German beer called Rauchbier has a smoked taste to it that somewhat resembles bacon. One day we hope to taste the perfect bacon beer but until we learn to brew our own we'll just keep dreaming.
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If you continue to drink all the way up until it's time to eat breakfast it isn't a drinking problem....