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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: disturbia on February 01, 2011, 04:29:45 PM
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so im in Regina staying at my moms for a week or 2 to help her out because her and her common laws health are kinda rough at the moment.. I go out and buy a cigar and obviously cant smoke it in her place so I drive out to the ball diamonds by the airport to sit back relax and smoke my cigar in peace and watch the planes.
well I havent blown a load in a while and theres no one around so I decide Im gonna rub one off. So off I go, and just as I am getting into it, sure as fuck up drives an airport security vehicle. I sit there and smoke my cigar praying he doesnt get out and walk up to my window with my pants around my knees. Thankfully he didnt.
I went home humiliated
lol i love my life
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i'm not just saying this because i'm your "internet Friend" but that is pretty hardcore
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What was the cleanup process like?
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What was the cleanup process like?
there was no cleanup he interrupted the process
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Are you saying (by noting that there is a Video Version) that you were filming yourself doing this? Why?
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lol
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Just be thankful Goodrum wasnt around and your doors were locked.
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Are you saying (by noting that there is a Video Version) that you were filming yourself doing this? Why?
are you completely missing the boat on the avesher show?
of course i didnt video myself---that would be wrong--because yankin it where I was parked is not wrong at all ::) :P
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Just be thankful Goodrum wasnt around and your doors were locked.
Working in corrections and security for 8 years, I've seen people doing that a lot more then people think. When I worked corrections, I simply did nothing since they weren't choking to death other than their chicken but when I worked security I would just kick them off the property and tell them not to come back.
Lots of people wack off in the car because of the thrill and fear of getting caught. Almost as much as bragging about it.
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Just be thankful Goodrum wasnt around and your doors were locked.
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
I never crack me one off while puffing... I could see the benefit thought ;D
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When I'm jerking off in the car I just pull my dick through the boxer hole and unzip/unbutton my pants, much faster to cover up if need be.
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Back when I was a teenager I did that kind of thing all the time. Usually jerking it in the bathroom stall suring lunch break at school.
Now i'm old and have less of an urge to do it. I just wait til I get home. Or i'll go in a drop a few bills on a massage and blowjob somewhere.
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Back when I was a teenager I did that kind of thing all the time. Usually jerking it in the bathroom stall suring lunch break at school.
Now i'm old and have less of an urge to do it. I just wait til I get home. Or i'll go in a drop a few bills on a massage and blowjob somewhere.
Sometimes I've had to pull my pickle in the gym if I see a really hot chick, kills my motivation though so I have to try and wait till after the workout. I wonder why masturbating makes me so tired/kills my drive? Takes me a few hours to recover.
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Working in corrections and security for 8 years, I've seen people doing that a lot more then people think. When I worked corrections, I simply did nothing since they weren't choking to death other than their chicken but when I worked security I would just kick them off the property and tell them not to come back.
Lots of people wack off in the car because of the thrill and fear of getting caught. Almost as much as bragging about it.
Did you ever offer a freebie to pass the time?
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Did you ever offer a freebie to pass the time?
The only thing I offered was 10 seconds to get their asses off the property..... ;D
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so im in Regina staying at my moms for a week or 2 to help her out because her and her common laws health are kinda rough at the moment.. I go out and buy a cigar and obviously cant smoke it in her place so I drive out to the ball diamonds by the airport to sit back relax and smoke my cigar in peace and watch the planes.
well I havent blown a load in a while and theres no one around so I decide Im gonna rub one off. So off I go, and just as I am getting into it, sure as fuck up drives an airport security vehicle. I sit there and smoke my cigar praying he doesnt get out and walk up to my window with my pants around my knees. Thankfully he didnt.
I went home humiliated
lol i love my life
LMFAO!!! ;D
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In before JNN is the first person to reply to this thread.. :-\
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When I'm jerking off in the car I just pull my dick through the boxer hole and unzip/unbutton my pants, much faster to cover up if need be.
You can't pull on your balls like that
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Was at school one day in late spring super hot and sticky all the chicks were smelling mighty fine so I went for a hike just to clear my head, still horny so I went off into the woods and blew my load all over a tree felt rather earthy
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A thread full of jerkoffs! :)
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You can't pull on your balls like that
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
But a strong X2...
never worked....
except while getting "VIP"ed at the strippers.... ;D
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Take one of these next time. 8)
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:D
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Next Disturbia is probably gonna start jacking off on the subway and in dark alleys. Pretty soon you'll see him walking around wearing a trenchcoat.