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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Hunter86 on February 02, 2011, 11:21:36 PM
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Episode 1. "Lean and mean is the name of the game. When the game is, how many pussies you tame."
Hi I'm a 26 yearold former bodybuilder. I began bodybuilding as a 19 yr old former high school athlete standing 5'9 and weighing 176lbs at 20% body fat. I drank that bodybuilding kool-aid and it tasted better than pussy. I was hooked! I'd finally found my sport! The next couple years were a blast! At 20 I was on getbig By 21 I was doing my first cycle. Test! Winstrol! HGH! Then I broke the 200lbs mark at a lean 11% bodyfat. I was on my way to becoming one of the greatest! Then things slowed down. Life got boring. The last two years were a blast but I had nothing to show for it. Upon further reflection I found out some hard truths. I didn't get laid much if at all. I got laid even less than I did as that 20% bodyfat fag with a shaggy hair cut. I had gone through several workout partners at this point. Each one brought a new and friendship. Or the 'Brotherhood of the Iron' thats what I called it. But each friendship was lost over time. Buying all that gear in turn used up all my money. So there I was 22, broke, no friends, no girlfriend, nothing. I was on a one-way street to no where. But hey at least I was 215 at 10% and had huge muscles that no one but me cared about. Anyways all these realization led me into a downward spiral of depression. I became a loner. Stopped going out (except to the gym.) I had no one to turn too. :'(
Then....by the grace of god! Or some stroke of great luck! I stumbled upon a casting for a new vampire film. Based on some book written by a Mormon mom. And by some miracle I was cast as of the leads! But for the role I had to bulk down. Lose as much muscle as possible. I needed to be pasty and skinny. Of course without thinking I jumped head first into the role and embraced and achieved the physique the part required all in the name of art. I now looked like a ugly, ghost white, emaciated leprechaun. But I was the star of a movie. The chicks dug me now. I was getting more pussy than ever and the film wasnt even out yet. But when it got released no one in a million years thought it would become the phenomenon it is. Of course I'm speaking of the Twilight Saga if you hadn't guessed it yet. It made me what I'm today. A very super rich kinda ugly English guy with bad teeth who gets laid all the time. Who's not a really good actor but can be in any film he wants. My career is going straight up. Now to stay lean I just smoke a pack or Parliment Lights. I haven't touched a weight in year or two and don't plan to anytime soon. I have been fucking a lot of girls but now I'm just banging my co-star. Were in what she likes to call a "relationship." Life is great and money is good. Through it all though I remain true getbigger and I will be for life!
Lean and mean is the name of the game.
When the game is, how many pussies you tame.
This has been A "Real" Get Big story
written by Robert Pattinson.
star of films such as Twilight , New Moon and Hairy Potter.
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A for effort :D
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ttt so I can add a story later when i'm near my laptop
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I just made this thread awesome.
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specify that your drive-through order is to go.
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What kind of bullshit is this?
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I just made this thread awesome.
That you did stud. 8)
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is this gay strokering shit?
I dont get it
fanfik?
sriosuly I dotn get non str8s