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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Cleanest Natural on February 07, 2011, 02:02:28 AM
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I mean ... why insult peoples intelligence like this?
http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/Steven-Seagal-helped-Anderson-Silva-with-KO-fron?urn=mma-317407 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/Steven-Seagal-helped-Anderson-Silva-with-KO-fron?urn=mma-317407)
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When you're at that level you can say whatever bullshit you want and legions of deluded morons and "fans" will eat it up. ::)
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I don't know if there's a bigger phony “fighter“ than Segal.
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What load of cockamamie bullshit.
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he even claimed to have invented it. Fucking cant stand segal.
rogan even gave him props. first time rogan has dissapointed me EVER =(
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I don't know if there's a bigger phony “fighter“ than Segal.
He tries to act soo fucking tough
a front kick has been around FOREVER. Especially in aikido when you use the back foot.. "invented it"
he apparently has maids at home that has to bow everytime they see him and call him master sensei and another name also that comes from an old monk. a fucking tool.
Anderson Also used this kick against Dan Hendersson back in 2008!!! but didnt manage to ko him.
This whole Segal thing started out as a funny joke, and now dumbo americans are giving him props ???
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The Steven Segals is bigtime jabroni
he is full of the boolshit
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he even claimed to have invented it. Fucking cant stand segal.
rogan even gave him props. first time rogan has dissapointed me EVER =(
Rogaine knew better.....Segal would have backhanded him across a table if he mouthed off... or maybe bend his elbow the wrong way.
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Rogaine knew better.....Segal would have backhanded him across a table if he mouthed off... or maybe bend his elbow the wrong way.
Rogan could kick segal ass within the minute. Im sure he just said it for the cameras, hopefully he adresses it in his next podcast
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Rogan could kick segal ass within the minute. Im sure he just said it for the cameras, hopefully he adresses it in his next podcast
Nah, Rogaine KNEW Segal would make him cry on air......he punked out... ;D
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http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/300694/Bas-Rutten-What-planet-does-Seagal-live-on/
On the Seagull issue
(http://img.mixedmartialarts.com/method=get&s=steven-seagal-02-07-11-9-56-27-994.jpg)
"He taught him a front kick to the face? he invented that? Nobody else knows this kick yet? What planet does he live on? OK, lets NEVER talk about this again, lets NOT do this, I WILL address it ONCE on Inside MMA though, but that's it. Party on! "
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(http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/media/ALeqM5jSWdvnD5PWMma4IultwxWosPxKqw)
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I wish bas did the intervierw with seagull insetad of the others lol.
stright of LYING and everyone knows its and no one mentions it.
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Segal would beat Balls Rotten's eyes shut in 3.5 seconds.....
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Segal would beat Balls Rotten's eyes shut in 3.5 seconds.....
Segal would assume the position and get pounded back to burger town.....
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Segal would beat Balls Rotten's eyes shut in 3.5 seconds.....
Segal would assume the position and get pounded back to burger town.....
;D
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Segal would assume the position and get pounded back to burger town.....
If by "position" you mean bending Balls Rotten's elbows in the wrong direction, I agree... ;D
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If by "position" you mean bending Balls Rotten's elbows in the wrong direction, I agree... ;D
sounds like a move I did on your mom yesterday.
TJING
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sounds like a move I did on your mom yesterday.
TJING
Brother, you got to have better fantasies than that..... :-\
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Brother, you got to have better fantasies than that..... :-\
Dude I didnt wanna go graphic with your mom.. lets just say on her stomach with her arms behind her back cranking on dem elbowes while ehh.. talking about math
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Dude I didnt wanna go graphic with your mom.. lets just say on her stomach with her arms behind her back cranking on dem elbowes while ehh.. talking about math
Sounds like the same thing Goodrum reported doing to your dad.....you guys should train together sometime....he's a ninja.
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Sounds like the same thing Goodrum reported doing to your dad.....you guys should train together sometime....he's a ninja.
dude, you asked for details.. I just did a friendly mom joke
I cant believe it has come to this..
peace offering?
(http://www.muhammadfarms.com/MelonClev.JPG)
;D
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dude, you asked for details.. I just did a friendly mom joke
I cant believe it has come to this..
peace offering?
(http://www.muhammadfarms.com/MelonClev.JPG)
;D
fuck me swede....ha ha ha ha ha
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LOL. Swede just upped his game. Show? Your reply? ;D
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lol swede ... funny midget 4 sure
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Showstoppa is obviously calling his cousin Tyrone to get an explination about the photo. "Why is everyone holding the melon like a man tyrone, and you're holding it like a pussy?!"
(http://www.muhammadfarms.com/MelonClev.JPG)
Tyrone is also least black in the bunch, which is a sign hes related to showstoppa.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/777578/80649620.jpg)
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Team steven seagal..Anyone want to join? There's free membership for the rest of the day, PM me for more details.
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LOL....hahaha, how did I miss these posts for this long? ;D
Nice gesture on your part......here's mine for you.....
(http://www.tallerheels.com/skin1/images/heel-lifts.jpg)
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LOL....hahaha, how did I miss these posts for this long? ;D
Nice gesture on your part......here's mine for you.....
(http://www.tallerheels.com/skin1/images/heel-lifts.jpg)
On a sidenote, those shoes are actually K-Swiss (Classic)
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On a sidenote, those shoes are actually K-Swiss (Classic)
Nice catch, shoe-head..... ;D
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Those shoes would be great for me until you got home with a chick
"swede, isn't it time to remove then shoes now? I wanna be in your bed.."
"the shoes stays on!"
"but swede"
"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE TALKS BAD ABOUT MY SHOES, GET OUT GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
lol.
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Those shoes would be great for me until you got home with a chick
"swede, isn't it time to remove then shoes now? I wanna be in your bed.."
"the shoes stays on!"
"but swede"
"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE TALKS BAD ABOUT MY SHOES, GET OUT GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
lol.
LOL....
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Those shoes would be great for me until you got home with a chick
"swede, isn't it time to remove then shoes now? I wanna be in your bed.."
You look at her and just say 'traction.' ;)
Fixed!
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Fixed!
Thats what thsoe socks with the grips on the bottom are for, right?
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Thats what thsoe socks with the grips on the bottom are for, right?
I got a pair of those for X-Mas, like 30 years ago. Are those still around!?
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Nice catch, shoe-head..... ;D
Well, like Swede knows his weed, I know my Sole...
I know of people who bought those damn calf shoes that supposedly make you jump higher....they were all the rage in high school
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I got a pair of those for X-Mas, like 30 years ago. Are those still around!?
haha, not sure. But I bet somewhere, right now, some hillbilly is putting his to good use..... 8)
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brutal overuse of testosterona, gh,,, etc-etc
all drugs
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=365508.0;attach=401590;image)
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Well, like Swede knows his weed, I know my Sole...
I know of people who bought those damn calf shoes that supposedly make you jump higher....they were all the rage in high school
Oh man, I remember those too. Went to play pick-ball one day and some guy was wearing them to play in....needless to say, it wasn't very difficult to get by him..... ;D
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Segal is a fucking idiot. I'm pretty sure Gene Lebell toyed with him years ago. Aikido is the worst of the traditional martial arts, it's a martial art for people that don't like fighting.
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I just hope for the good of Anderson Silva future opponents that Steven Seagal do not teach to him this new moves showed in this video ;D
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Oh man, I remember those too. Went to play pick-ball one day and some guy was wearing them to play in....needless to say, it wasn't very difficult to get by him..... ;D
Bounding around like a damn T-Rex crossed with a Kangaroo...
All they would need is Steve Urkel's T-Rex houseshoes.
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Segal is a fucking idiot. I'm pretty sure Gene Lebell toyed with him years ago. Aikido is the worst of the traditional martial arts, it's a martial art for people that don't like fighting.
I get the feeling steve has never been punched hard in the face ever, but He has to have been.. but it seems like he lives in his own world. probably watched his own movies at every chance he gets.
and the maid rumors on that lol.
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I get the feeling steve has never been punched hard in the face ever, but He has to have been.. but it seems like he lives in his own world. probably watched his own movies at every chance he gets.
and the maid rumors on that lol.
Well, he was charged with sexual harassment by his female assistant, apparently he wanted a female sex slave as well...so that he could save her from the "bad man in black".
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I get the feeling steve has never been punched hard in the face ever, but He has to have been.. but it seems like he lives in his own world. probably watched his own movies at every chance he gets.
and the maid rumors on that lol.
He also used to claim he "did work for the CIA" while in Japan..... ::)
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Well, he was charged with sexual harassment by his female assistant, apparently he wanted a female sex slave as well...so that he could save her from the "bad man in black".
his maids has to call him "sensi master" and apaprently a name of a dead monk that was super well known, and doesnt he claim to be the reincarniation or someone also?
you can tell that even on the first clip with him and A silva, when they're done, A silva says something like "thank you sir" and he goes " NO, CAll me sensi!!!" and hes 100% serious.
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his maids has to call him "sensi master" and apaprently a name of a dead monk that was super well known, and doesnt he claim to be the reincarniation or someone also?
you can tell that even on the first clip with him and A silva, when they're done, A silva says something like "thank you sir" and he goes " NO, CAll me sensi!!!" and hes 100% serious.
Hahahaha. Steve takes being a square to new dimensions. Waiting for him to say that he wished mma was around back in the day becasue he would have been undisputed champ, although he would have to only fight at 10% because his killing techniqus are too dangerous.
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Hahahaha. Steve takes being a square to new dimensions. Waiting for him to say that he wished mma was around back in the day becasue he would have been undisputed champ, although he would have to only fight at 10% because his killing techniqus are too dangerous.
Hes probably already said it lol.
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his maids has to call him "sensi master" and apaprently a name of a dead monk that was super well known, and doesnt he claim to be the reincarniation or someone also?
you can tell that even on the first clip with him and A silva, when they're done, A silva says something like "thank you sir" and he goes " NO, CAll me sensi!!!" and hes 100% serious.
Maybe someone should "call" him out?
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Maybe someone should "call" him out?
hopefully bas rutten calls him out on the next mma weekly or whatever the show is called
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give me 2 more years with my legs holding up and I would have no problem calling him out in a mma fight. he cant be 300 pounds though lol.
Fight him at 300lbs. He would gas out in 20 seconds.....
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Fight him at 300lbs. He would gas out in 20 seconds.....
lol, epic quote edit.
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Fight him at 300lbs. He would gas out in 20 seconds.....
He's 300 LBS with ABS...
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He's 300 LBS with ABS...
he sure is ;D
(http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/seagal-guitar-300x380.jpg)
(http://www.tifr.us/storage/Fat-Steven-Seagal.jpg)
thats what 30 years of mastering the front kick does to you
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he sure is ;D
(http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/seagal-guitar-300x380.jpg)
(http://www.tifr.us/storage/Fat-Steven-Seagal.jpg)
thats what 30 years of mastering the front kick does to you
Why all the hate? For the most dangerous man in the world.
He has abs under all the fat..I think he would be UFC champ in about 8 months, if he was lost his gut and dieted...Possibly in as little as 5 months if he went on a wiggs15 mutation cycle.
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im glas hes taking good care of himself as hes getting older.
(http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/seagal-guitar-300x380.jpg)(http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2011/01/23856846/austin_powers_goldmember_fatsuit_150_newlinecinema.jpg)
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Add a beard and Segal looks like Ali G in that video....
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Ali-G--ali-g-565484_1024_768.jpg)
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im glas hes taking good care of himself as hes getting older.
(http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/seagal-guitar-300x380.jpg)(http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2011/01/23856846/austin_powers_goldmember_fatsuit_150_newlinecinema.jpg)
Imagine if Steven started tarted training with Charles glass, Chris Aceto, and did a wiggs/gh15 style cycle? He would be Strikeforce/UFC/WWf champions in all less than one year. That's how skilled he is.
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Acording to Bob Wall, who was a very good karateka back in the day, who was talking through some guy on the Seagal forum..
Having heard of the LeBell incident (my teacher was on the 1964 U.S. Olympic Judo team, knew, trained with and even fought Judo Gene LaBell) I had heard that Wall was present at the choking incident. I asked Wall about what happened between Seagal and LeBell.
He confirmed the following to me:
1. Gene LeBell was working as a Stunt Coordinator/Director, not a stunt man (LeBell is an old man--late 60's or even 70);
2. Gene LeBell was working on the "Under Siege" set;
3. The incident was caused due to Seagal "bragging" about how, through his training, he could not be choked out or rendered unconscious. He did "invite" (not so much of a challenge) anyone in the group of stunt men to "try;"
4. Gene LeBell, a once world-class Judo player and professional wrestler, accepted the offer;
5. LeBell choked out Seagal in about 6 seconds (no surprise to me).
6. When unconscious, Seagal lost bladder control and soiled his pants (I have had this happen to me, so, no surprise to me).
Wall went on to speak about how he challenged Seagal to a fight and "Faced him down." Not surprising. If a budoka is challenged, they will certainly avoid a senseless fight. I have done so a number of times and see no shame in "not accepting a challenge."
Basically Seagal is full of shit.
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"Basically Seagal is full of shit."
Or at the very least, his pants are...
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That story with LeBell is totall bullshit. First of all Seagal had dental surgery performed the in the morning, he had all four wisdom teeth extracted, and it turns out that he was allergic to codeine, and had a bad reaction...That's why he pass out and soiled his pants, and you can verify that with Pat Morita and XeiZou Nacamouri
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That story with LeBell is totall bullshit. First of all Seagal had dental surgery performed the in the morning, he had all four wisdom teeth extracted, and it turns out that he was allergic to codeine, and had a bad reaction...That's why he pass out and soiled his pants, and you can verify that with Pat Morita and XeiZou Nacamouri
you got one part right
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In all fairness to Seagal he did admit that he loses track of space and time.
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That story with LeBell is totall bullshit. First of all Seagal had dental surgery performed the in the morning, he had all four wisdom teeth extracted, and it turns out that he was allergic to codeine, and had a bad reaction...That's why he pass out and soiled his pants, and you can verify that with Pat Morita and XeiZou Nacamouri
Gene LeBell is a true and proven bad ass. But who are we to question Pat Morita and Xeizou Nacamouri?
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In all fairness to Seagal he did admit that he loses track of space and time.
:D
good one pellius