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Title: The Confessional- Redeem yourself from all your sins here.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on February 09, 2011, 07:23:56 PM
 The Confession app.


 The app is based on the Ten Commandments, and primarily designed for people who have been away from the church but who want to get to confession.    In the past, penitents have been allowed to write down questions and answers for confession and so this is simply a digital version of that practice.   With this new iPhone app, this "priest in your pocket" can be a real boost to the practice of your faith!

 Well the app was rejected... and I could not stop thinking.

 How could I help a fellow getbigger?

  So here it is.

 The Getbig Confessional.

 Who wants to be the first?

 
Title: Re: The Confessional- Redeem all your sins here.
Post by: Alexander D on February 09, 2011, 07:26:23 PM
Forgive me getbig, for I have busted many a nut to the college cuties thread as well as steve namats wife
Title: Re: The Confessional- Redeem all your sins here.
Post by: che on February 09, 2011, 07:27:45 PM
I had premarital sex.
Title: Re: The Confessional- Redeem all your sins here.
Post by: Alexander D on February 09, 2011, 07:29:35 PM
Quote from: che on February 09, 2011, 07:27:45 PM
I had premarital sex.

I had premarital sex with che's mom.
Title: Re: The Confessional- Redeem all your sins here.
Post by: che on February 09, 2011, 07:30:53 PM
Quote from: A DUB on February 09, 2011, 07:29:35 PM
I had premarital sex with che's mom.

Why the hate A DUB ?
Title: Re: The Confessional- Redeem all your sins here.
Post by: Alexander D on February 09, 2011, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: che on February 09, 2011, 07:30:53 PM
Why the hate A DUB ?

I dont hate you or your mom bro.
Title: Re: The Confessional- Redeem yourself from all your sins here.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on February 09, 2011, 07:33:41 PM

 This is a Sacred place... stop with the god damn f*cking hate. ;D
Title: Re: The Confessional- Redeem yourself from all your sins here.
Post by: Nirvana on February 09, 2011, 07:46:30 PM
father forgive me, I cheated on my last set of squats
Title: Re: The Confessional- Redeem yourself from all your sins here.
Post by: BIG ACH on February 09, 2011, 08:08:44 PM
Forgive me father for I have sinned, this is my first confession.

True story, today I spilled protein powder all over the locker room floor and then ran out, then I saw the cleaning Guy go in with a vacuum looking all pissed.
Title: Re: The Confessional- Redeem yourself from all your sins here.
Post by: Firemuscle on February 09, 2011, 08:13:59 PM
 The ten commandments were used for a long time as a tool to control the populace. The ten commandments are some fear mongering bullshit.

 Any who believes in this crap is a fucking idiot.
Title: Re: The Confessional- Redeem yourself from all your sins here.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on February 09, 2011, 08:38:28 PM
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 09, 2011, 08:13:59 PM
The ten commandments were used for a long time as a tool to control the populace. The ten commandments are some fear mongering bullshit.

 Any who believes in this crap is a fucking idiot.

Jesus f*cking christ on a stick.
Again this a sacred place...no cursing.

Please Stop with the f*cking blasphemy.

Thanks.

  ;D