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Title: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Croatch on February 16, 2011, 12:33:25 PM
Anyone have this type at their gym?
You know, the guy who looks like he's been training for 6 months, got the weight belt, drug stack, and is wearing an Animal shirt...or something with Hardcore on it?  Maybe slam a weight or two for good measure.
All the while, looking horrid.  This kind is a dime a dozen in Vegas.  It's hard to watch daily, but I somehow make it through my workouts.
Man up clowns. ;)  Natural bbing, good luck.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Anglo on February 16, 2011, 12:36:49 PM


 ;D
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Nails on February 16, 2011, 12:43:26 PM
Anyone have this type at their gym?
You know, the guy who looks like he's been training for 6 months, got the weight belt, drug stack, and is wearing an Animal shirt...or something with Hardcore on it?  Maybe slam a weight or two for good measure.
All the while, looking horrid.  This kind is a dime a dozen in Vegas.  It's hard to watch daily, but I somehow make it through my workouts.
Man up clowns. ;)  Natural bbing, good luck.

Yes a close friend of mine has these exact characteristics and mentality at the gym... Thats why i no longer like to workout with him, its just annoying seeing him carry around a milk type carton of water around the gym with his blanket thick size hoodie
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 16, 2011, 12:45:01 PM
Yes the one in my gym has a "100% natural" shirt and also a "I hate little boobs" shirt.....
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: funk51 on February 16, 2011, 12:48:46 PM
Yes a close friend of mine has these exact characteristics and mentality at the gym... Thats why i no longer like to workout with him, its just annoying seeing him carry around a milk type carton of water around the gym with his blanket thick size hoodie
does he write  little sayings on his water jug, like only the strong surive etc. just curiouis?
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: CalvinH on February 16, 2011, 12:55:37 PM
Twin meathead bro's in my gym...both about 5'5 wearing skully's and sleevless shirts.they spend more time in front of the mirror then johhnynoname.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: CT_Muscle on February 16, 2011, 12:57:11 PM
Twin meathead bro's in my gym...both about 5'5 wearing skully's and sleevless shirts.they spend more time in front of the mirror then johhnynoname.

CAlvin I thought u trained at planet fitness?
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: CalvinH on February 16, 2011, 12:59:55 PM
CAlvin I thought u trained at planet fitness?


Naw,I have a free lifetime membership but it sucks so bad I pay to go somewhere else!
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: newmom on February 16, 2011, 03:35:57 PM
CAlvin I thought u trained at planet fitness?

I thought that's where you trained???

We have a dipshit (one of many) at one of the gyms I go to..This old fat fuck, wears a weight belt and had the balls to tell a friend of mine (she just started doing weight training) that the smith bar weighs 50 pounds. When she told me that, I said don't listen to that stupid ass clown, look at him. He's what 55 years old, fat, gut bigger than I was 8 months pregnant and wearing tapout shirts. Looks even fatter than a year ago
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: mass 04 on February 16, 2011, 03:40:00 PM
I thought that's where you trained???

We have a dipshit (one of many) at one of the gyms I go to..This old fat fuck, wears a weight belt and had the balls to tell a friend of mine (she just started doing weight training) that the smith bar weighs 50 pounds. When she told me that, I said don't listen to that stupid ass clown, look at him. He's what 55 years old, fat, gut bigger than I was 8 months pregnant and wearing tapout shirts. Looks even fatter than a year ago
You should some respect. He's a former Mr. Canada.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: newmom on February 16, 2011, 03:41:05 PM
You should some respect. He's a former Mr. Canada.

 ;D ;D

Behave
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: JasonH on February 16, 2011, 03:42:28 PM
Yes the one in my gym has a "100% natural" shirt and also a "I hate little boobs" shirt.....

Haha, owned.  ;D
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 16, 2011, 03:43:34 PM
Anyone have this type at their gym?
You know, the guy who looks like he's been training for 6 months, got the weight belt, drug stack, and is wearing an Animal shirt...or something with Hardcore on it?  Maybe slam a weight or two for good measure.
All the while, looking horrid.  This kind is a dime a dozen in Vegas.  It's hard to watch daily, but I somehow make it through my workouts.
Man up clowns. ;)  Natural bbing, good luck.

Yeah....there is this short, bald guy at my gym that looks OK....nothing special, but he walks around like he's Mr Olympia and always wears one of those corny ass "Natural BBer" shirts.

I don't know what this guys problem is but he's always mean-mugging anyone who is bigger than him and has a permanently pissed-off expression on his face. I was thinking of beating the living shit out of him and throwing him in the dumpster out back
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Fortress on February 16, 2011, 03:46:17 PM
... I was thinking of beating the living shit out of him and throwing him in the dumpster out back

:D
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Nails on February 16, 2011, 03:48:19 PM
I thought that's where you trained???

We have a dipshit (one of many) at one of the gyms I go to..This old fat fuck, wears a weight belt and had the balls to tell a friend of mine (she just started doing weight training) that the smith bar weighs 50 pounds. When she told me that, I said don't listen to that stupid ass clown, look at him. He's what 55 years old, fat, gut bigger than I was 8 months pregnant and wearing tapout shirts. Looks even fatter than a year ago


I think i know the guy your talking about... his buddy is one annoying fuck too


Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: chaos on February 16, 2011, 05:48:02 PM
You should some respect. He's a former Mr. Canada.
LMFAO!! ;D
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Jizzacked on February 16, 2011, 05:52:37 PM
I am the fake tough guy at my gym.  when the n00bs come in I flare my lats like a peacock and prance around them saying 'what up bitch?'.  they never say shit.

 ;D
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: newmom on February 16, 2011, 05:58:04 PM
I am the fake tough guy at my gym.  when the n00bs come in I flare my lats like a peacock and prance around them saying 'what up bitch?'.  they never say shit.

 ;D

typical ::) ::)







 ;D :D
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: njflex on February 16, 2011, 07:43:17 PM
croatch is back he has more lives than jason vorhees....
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Hulkotron on February 16, 2011, 09:30:12 PM
does he write  little sayings on his water jug, like only the strong surive etc. just curiouis?

You should some respect. He's a former Mr. Canada.

These are both gold, haha
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Schmoe Buster on February 16, 2011, 09:36:09 PM
Yeah....there is this short, bald guy at my gym that looks OK....nothing special, but he walks around like he's Mr Olympia and always wears one of those corny ass "Natural BBer" shirts.

I don't know what this guys problem is but he's always mean-mugging anyone who is bigger than him and has a permanently pissed-off expression on his face. I was thinking of beating the living shit out of him and throwing him in the dumpster out back

I think that guy goes to my gym too, a complete tit
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: disco_stu on February 16, 2011, 10:11:40 PM
i think that a third of all gym goers are like this.

it is the place for psychs and head cases.

tapout shirts, ILS like its contagious, mediocre guys grunting and slamming weights, hardly anyone of these clowns EVER train legs,- if they do they STACK ON 100kg on the leg press and squeeze out 10 reps..lol... wear shirts that are only gym related like "joes gym" or whatever, some are doing some shit martial arts moves in between sets, some even take their shirts off and stare in the mirror..most of them perform some exercises like they have no idea what the movement does, or how the muscle works, and they spend considerable amount of time on each piece of equipment because they train with 2 buddys and wait for each to do a set and rest...ad spend this time on useless movements like cable rear delt movements, numerous versions of cross overs, loads of sets on EZ curl bar and use the squat rack with an attachment to sit the olympic bar on it for their curls...not to mention set after set on the smith machine and with the decline bench..

sound about right?

oh, and they arrive and fill their water bottles from the fountain that everyone drinks from instead of the lesser used ones in the club elsewhere- meaning that theres a lineup at that one and no one at the other..

how am i going?
 
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 16, 2011, 10:31:14 PM
Yeah....there is this short, bald guy at my gym that looks OK....nothing special, but he walks around like he's Mr Olympia and always wears one of those corny ass "Natural BBer" shirts.

I don't know what this guys problem is but he's always mean-mugging anyone who is bigger than him and has a permanently pissed-off expression on his face. I was thinking of beating the living shit out of him and throwing him in the dumpster out back

lolz
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Parker on February 16, 2011, 11:25:39 PM
i think that a third of all gym goers are like this.

it is the place for psychs and head cases.

tapout shirts, ILS like its contagious, mediocre guys grunting and slamming weights, hardly anyone of these clowns EVER train legs,- if they do they STACK ON 100kg on the leg press and squeeze out 10 reps..lol... wear shirts that are only gym related like "joes gym" or whatever, some are doing some shit martial arts moves in between sets, some even take their shirts off and stare in the mirror..most of them perform some exercises like they have no idea what the movement does, or how the muscle works, and they spend considerable amount of time on each piece of equipment because they train with 2 buddys and wait for each to do a set and rest...ad spend this time on useless movements like cable rear delt movements, numerous versions of cross overs, loads of sets on EZ curl bar and use the squat rack with an attachment to sit the olympic bar on it for their curls...not to mention set after set on the smith machine and with the decline bench..
sound about right?

oh, and they arrive and fill their water bottles from the fountain that everyone drinks from instead of the lesser used ones in the club elsewhere- meaning that theres a lineup at that one and no one at the other..

how am i going?
 
I blame Musclemag magazine for this...many of their photos show dudes doing the exact same thing...for yrs that is what their training articles show, some douchbag trying "alternate" exercises...in a empty gym space, o for the photshoot...so idiots now think, "hey let me try this at 5:30 pm, at peak time on a Tuesday!"
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Croatch on February 17, 2011, 11:20:12 AM
Yeah....there is this short, bald guy at my gym that looks OK....nothing special, but he walks around like he's Mr Olympia and always wears one of those corny ass "Natural BBer" shirts.

I don't know what this guys problem is but he's always mean-mugging anyone who is bigger than him and has a permanently pissed-off expression on his face. I was thinking of beating the living shit out of him and throwing him in the dumpster out back
It appears we have a genuine tough guy right here...on getbig of all places.
Read the post.  Natural isn't fake.  Are you getting it yet?
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: TacoBell on February 17, 2011, 04:55:52 PM
Hey croatch, how are you?
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Lundgren on February 17, 2011, 05:07:57 PM
It appears we have a genuine tough guy right here...on getbig of all places.
Read the post.  Natural isn't fake.  Are you getting it yet?
X2 Half these posts are more retarted than the supposed retarted gym goers. You fucks spend way too much time thinking about this shit.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 17, 2011, 05:10:38 PM
X2 Half these posts are more retarted than the supposed retarted gym goers. You fucks spend way too much time thinking about this shit.

Oh the irony of spelling RETARDED wrong TWICE in the same post......
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: chaos on February 17, 2011, 05:10:44 PM
X2 Half these posts are more retarted than the supposed retarted gym goers. You fucks spend way too much time thinking about this shit.
Says the guy that records himself melting down and posts it on youtube.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Lundgren on February 17, 2011, 05:19:06 PM
Says the guy that records himself melting down and posts it on youtube.
Lol I have no problem admitting that I spend too much time thinking about shit, difference is I don't spend it dwelling on jackoff's at the gym.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: TacoBell on February 17, 2011, 05:25:37 PM
Lol I have no problem admitting that I spend too much time thinking about shit, difference is I don't spend it dwelling on jackoff's at guys at the gym.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Lundgren on February 17, 2011, 05:26:58 PM

Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Croatch on February 17, 2011, 06:15:04 PM
Lol I have no problem admitting that I spend too much time thinking about shit, difference is I don't spend it dwelling on jackoff's at the gym.
Lift for another 15 years, then come talk to me.  Also, try lifting in Vegas.  Douchebag central.  Everyone needs their HRT to even enter a gym out here...or implants.
Sad, sad.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: chaos on February 17, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
Lift for another 15 years, then come talk to me.  Also, try lifting in Vegas.  Douchebag central.  Everyone needs their HRT to even enter a gym out here...or implants.
Sad, sad.
Douchebags attract douchebags.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Lundgren on February 17, 2011, 06:18:06 PM
Lift for another 15 years, then come talk to me.  Also, try lifting in Vegas.  Douchebag central.  Everyone needs their HRT to even enter a gym out here...or implants.
Sad, sad.
I avoid dago central like the plague
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Croatch on February 17, 2011, 08:30:02 PM
Douchebags attract douchebags.
Where'd you come up with that one?  Ridiculous.
You are the company you keep, so to speak.  The thing is, I don't choose to hang out with these clowns, it's a byproduct of going to a good gym.  There's a difference.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: chaos on February 17, 2011, 09:28:16 PM
Where'd you come up with that one?  Ridiculous.
You are the company you keep, so to speak.  The thing is, I don't choose to hang out with these clowns, it's a byproduct of going to a good gym.  There's a difference.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: epic_alien on February 17, 2011, 09:43:57 PM
Lol I have no problem admitting that I spend too much time thinking about shit, difference is I don't spend it dwelling on jackoff's at the gym.

lundgren

get the fuck out of here you cuntlips
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: galain on February 17, 2011, 10:44:17 PM
i think that a third of all gym goers are like this.

it is the place for psychs and head cases.

tapout shirts, ILS like its contagious, mediocre guys grunting and slamming weights, hardly anyone of these clowns EVER train legs,- if they do they STACK ON 100kg on the leg press and squeeze out 10 reps..lol... wear shirts that are only gym related like "joes gym" or whatever, some are doing some shit martial arts moves in between sets, some even take their shirts off and stare in the mirror..most of them perform some exercises like they have no idea what the movement does, or how the muscle works, and they spend considerable amount of time on each piece of equipment because they train with 2 buddys and wait for each to do a set and rest...ad spend this time on useless movements like cable rear delt movements, numerous versions of cross overs, loads of sets on EZ curl bar and use the squat rack with an attachment to sit the olympic bar on it for their curls...not to mention set after set on the smith machine and with the decline bench..

sound about right?

 

Fuck yes. Someone please tell me why they always appear in groups of 3?
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on February 17, 2011, 11:00:05 PM
Oh the irony of spelling RETARDED wrong TWICE in the same post......
haha to funny
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Croatch on February 17, 2011, 11:09:33 PM
Fuck yes. Someone please tell me why they always appear in groups of 3?
Easy.  By teaming up, it's as if they're part of something "big".  All on sauce, all looking usually horrid.
I can't imagine needing 2 guys to lift with, drugs...all to look blah.
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Wani on February 18, 2011, 08:36:28 AM
We have a few of them
One guy we call 'Angry Pants' walks around in a rage and does 100lb bench presses on the smith machine, I forget how the 'Pants' part was incorporated into his nickname, he does wear pants though, of that I am certain

Another one walks in slow motion and only trains when hes on the gear, got a tattoo on his neck a while back so his toughness points went up 10%

I cant understand it, what the fuck is the deal with going around the gym like you are angry, it wont make ur muscles grow
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 18, 2011, 08:45:36 AM
There is a simple solution to these "tough guys" in the gym.

As they walk around with their lats all flared up and they attempt to stare people down, look at him directly in the eyes and stare at him for an extended period of time.  As you stare into his eyes, start to develop an erection and then just reach into your pants (not exposing anything).  As he starts to look as if he is going to do something, simply say, "Punish me daddy, this is what you wanted right?".

Case closed.  He will never act like a tough guy again..

"1"
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: chris-a on February 18, 2011, 01:39:54 PM
There is a simple solution to these "tough guys" in the gym.

As they walk around with their lats all flared up and they attempt to stare people down, look at him directly in the eyes and stare at him for an extended period of time.  As you stare into his eyes, start to develop an erection and then just reach into your pants (not exposing anything).  As he starts to look as if he is going to do something, simply say, "Punish me daddy, this is what you wanted right?".

Case closed.  He will never act like a tough guy again..

"1"

lol. might let someone else try this first tho...
Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: Natural Man on February 18, 2011, 03:03:17 PM
i see what you re talking about... most of them have had no father at home and found their virility in lifting weights and video games, holywood super herores/war movies. Lifting weights produce serotonin in their brains and make them feel better about their insecurities for some hours a day, so they decide that all their life is going to revolve around lifting weights. They discover that pain makes you feel good and healthier... Yet they re still insecure about the bigger, better looking guys, who have a job, an education, had a father and basically have higher chances of survival than them since the beginning. So they start injecting shit, get tattoos, shave their heads.... They have no job , education, or only move boxes for 9 bucks an hour, when they re not on welfare or maintained by...their mother...their biggest pride in life is to own a honda civic and listening to dance music while going to the park to take a walk with their ...dog, their only friend besides actresses on internet porn sites, and their ''internet friends'' from the xbox live.

But can we blame em? it's not their fault. that's just the way it is. The best thing that could happen to em would be to meet a good girl as insecure as them, work as ''security guards'' , or even get an education, build a family.. but still one last trap remains; once the kid's spawned, they tend to reproduce what their father did with them, and feel the need for more ''space, freedom'' and....abandon kid and gf.
how to be a father when you had no father to imitate?


Title: Re: Fake gym tough guys
Post by: wavelength on February 18, 2011, 03:06:10 PM
yes it's true most people in gyms are lunatics