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Title: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: magicuser on February 17, 2011, 12:42:47 AM
kick me down the widsom oh gods of knowledge de getbig!
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: myt1 on February 17, 2011, 04:34:33 AM
kick me down the widsom oh gods of knowledge de getbig!

Find your passion---> follow it--->work hard--->make money--->learn how to make more money with your money--->get rich--->get laid



Sadly, I am still stuck on trying to figure out step one :'(
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: Meso_z on February 17, 2011, 04:41:19 AM
Find your passion---> follow it--->work hard--->make money--->learn how to make more money with your money--->get rich--->get laid



Sadly, I am still stuck on trying to figure out step one :'(
hahaha, me too..
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 17, 2011, 04:50:55 AM
Find your passion---> follow it--->work hard--->make money--->learn how to make more money with your money--->get rich--->get laid



Sadly, I am still stuck on trying to figure out step one :'(

I got the first 3 steps down.  step 4 is turning into a guy to accomplish (i do ok in the job i hate).

I don't like nasser and his fellow nassholes, but his "constitution of a horse" line really struck me.  to be succesfull, you gotta be like a horse, do that one thing all day long and not know there's an option to fail.  a horse will die of dehydration before stopping for a break.

at least i think so, i'm trying this theory out this year.
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: wes on February 17, 2011, 08:11:19 AM
To get laid:
1.-Move to the Philippenes
2.-Make sure to have $10.00-$11.00 on you at all times
3.-Have no standards whatsoever
4.-Tempt her with Ramen noodles
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: affeman on February 17, 2011, 08:17:13 AM
secret to getting laid --> getting rich ;)
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: Leatherneck on February 17, 2011, 08:20:55 AM
I think it all has to do with confidence and the ability to speak to anyone at anytime. I met my future wife (get married in 9 days) while living in a trailer and driving an '85 nissan. For the record, I currently drive a monte carlo and am in the process of buying a condo. Money doesn't hurt if used in the proper places. In terms of a fling or one night stand I actually think money is less a factor than many think.
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: affeman on February 17, 2011, 08:23:24 AM
I think it all has to do with confidence and the ability to speak to anyone at anytime. I met my future wife (get married in 9 days) while living in a trailer and driving an '85 nissan. For the record, I currently drive a monte carlo and am in the process of buying a condo. Money doesn't hurt if used in the proper places. In terms of a fling or one night stand I actually think money is less a factor than many think.

The only factor for getting laid is what standards you have. Any broke, fugly midget can get laid any day of the week if he wants to - you just have to lower your standards low enough.

Getting rich - not that easy. Save most of your money instead of wasting it is good to begin with.
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 17, 2011, 08:28:21 AM
I think it all has to do with confidence and the ability to speak to anyone at anytime. I met my future wife (get married in 9 days)

I think people should stop reading right there...
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: Parker on February 17, 2011, 08:35:23 AM
I think people should stop reading right there...
Exactly, after that, it sounded like a "Redneck Recipe" (no offense Lestherneck).
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: wavelength on February 17, 2011, 09:01:28 AM
For financial success it's simply hard work, persistence and luck.
You don't need financial success for getting laid, just be realistic and avoid being a douchebag.
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: Natural Man on February 17, 2011, 09:09:39 AM
hahaha you poor bastards are still trying to figure how to get laid , and have no idea that once you ll be, you ll be asking yourself after some time, once the magic has disapeared, ''shit why am i still not the happiest guy on earth, i have the wife, the money, the kids... fuck i got fooled'' lol.

and to think there s a sucker born every minute.

Mormons got it all right from the beginning!

Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: Tito24 on February 17, 2011, 09:12:39 AM
agree i think requirement of money to get laid is overrated, the biggest poor sleazebags walking around with good looking women.
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Post by: johnnynoname on February 17, 2011, 09:28:34 AM
secret to getting laid----> "the law of averages"...ask out 20 girls and, at least, one should say yes (hopefully)
secret to getting rich---------------------------------> good luck with that
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: mass243 on February 17, 2011, 09:29:10 AM
Get pro card  8)
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 17, 2011, 09:35:40 AM
To get laid:
1.-Move to the Philippenes
2.-Make sure to have $5.00-$10.00 on you at all times
3.-Have no standards whatsoever
4.-Tempt her/him with possible American Residency/Citizenship
5.-Say you're a famous American singer

Fixed..

"1"
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: affeman on February 17, 2011, 10:44:56 AM
For financial success it's simply hard work, persistence and luck.

I think you're underestimating the "luck" factor big time. Be sure that most construction workers work way harder and persistent than a lotta billionaire hedge fund managers who spend most of their days doing some phone calls, following some charts, having business lunches and playing golf.

The biography of the Facebook founders isn't named "The Accidental Billionaires" for no reason.
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: Leatherneck on February 17, 2011, 11:51:51 AM
Exactly, after that, it sounded like a "Redneck Recipe" (no offense Lestherneck).

Hahaha all in good fun. I'm far from a redneck.
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: wavelength on February 17, 2011, 12:03:26 PM
I think you're underestimating the "luck" factor big time. Be sure that most construction workers work way harder and persistent than a lotta billionaire hedge fund managers who spend most of their days doing some phone calls, following some charts, having business lunches and playing golf.

The biography of the Facebook founders isn't named "The Accidental Billionaires" for no reason.

That's why I included it. I agree that it's probably the most important factor.
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 17, 2011, 12:04:26 PM
I think you're underestimating the "luck" factor big time. Be sure that most construction workers work way harder and persistent than a lotta billionaire hedge fund managers who spend most of their days doing some phone calls, following some charts, having business lunches and playing golf.

The biography of the Facebook founders isn't named "The Accidental Billionaires" for no reason.

yes, but that same construction worker can't form a sentence without using the word fuck in it.

that billionaire hedge fund manager can potentially make you more money in a golf game than a construction worker will in a few years worth of work.  or at least he'll tell you so while he takes your money.

it's all in the skill and value of your skill.
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: no one on February 17, 2011, 12:05:28 PM
To get laid:
1.-Move to the Philippenes
2.-Make sure to have $10.00-$11.00 on you at all times
3.-Have no standards whatsoever
4.-Tempt her with Ramen noodles

HOLY FUCK IM DYING OVER HERE!
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 17, 2011, 12:05:50 PM
That's why I included it. I agree that it's probably the most important factor.

no it's not, it's the least imporant of the 3.  "luck" only comes after you've done the hard work and persistence.

think warren buffet woke up one day, and said "lucky me, i'm rich"?

no, he worked it, hustled the system, found holes to sneak through and became who he was.

Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: myt1 on February 17, 2011, 12:09:00 PM
Fixed..

"1"


Well, it seems you have perfected a strategy of sorts for this type of thing?  lol
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: wavelength on February 17, 2011, 12:10:07 PM
no it's not, it's the least imporant of the 3.  "luck" only comes after you've done the hard work and persistence.

think warren buffet woke up one day, and said "lucky me, i'm rich"?

no, he worked it, hustled the system, found holes to sneak through and became who he was.

There are millions of people who are doing the exact same thing and never get rich.
There are however people who don't do shit or are lazy bums and still get rich.
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: affeman on February 17, 2011, 12:14:38 PM
no it's not, it's the least imporant of the 3.  "luck" only comes after you've done the hard work and persistence.

think warren buffet woke up one day, and said "lucky me, i'm rich"?

no, he worked it, hustled the system, found holes to sneak through and became who he was.



U really wanna say Buffet "worked hard"? No investor has worked hard in my book, he had a good nose and was lucky his investments have gone the way he predicted. Did he work harder than someone else who didn't make as much on the stock exchange cause he wasn't as lucky? Hell no.
Title: Re: secrets to getting rich? getting laid?
Post by: wavelength on February 17, 2011, 12:24:00 PM
U really wanna say Buffet "worked hard"? No investor has worked hard in my book, he had a good nose and was lucky his investments have gone the way he predicted. Did he work harder than someone else who didn't make as much on the stock exchange cause he wasn't as lucky? Hell no.

Funny thing is you never read a book about the million investors who started out the exact same way and somehow ended up broke.