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Title: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 18, 2011, 01:36:17 PM
What is the key to reaching ones full potential, sir?
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 18, 2011, 01:44:36 PM
What is the optimum flotsam/jetsam ratio for best workout results?

Oh, and any suggestions regarding the timing of post-workout propwash would be most appreciated.   
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Post by: Monster_Everything on February 18, 2011, 01:44:53 PM
What is the key to reaching ones full potential, sir?
it is in 'reaching around' ....next question
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Post by: The Showstoppa on February 18, 2011, 01:47:46 PM
it is in 'reaching around' ....next question

ah, quid pro quo...
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Post by: Monster_Everything on February 18, 2011, 01:52:10 PM
ah, quid pro quo...
yes , what cums in must cum out....
Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: Zaphod on February 18, 2011, 01:52:38 PM
What is the key to reaching ones full potential, sir?

Where have you read that a potential can be reached? What kind of books list an arbitrary end point? True gowth is limitless, as limitless as the ignorance that pollutes like jestom striking this reeking Titanic of failed theories.  
Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 18, 2011, 01:55:12 PM
Where have you read that a potential can be reached? What kind of books list an arbitrary end point? True gowth is limitless, as limitless as the ignorance that pollutes like jestom striking this reeking Titanic of failed theories.  

I am enlightened......
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Post by: Jizzacked on February 18, 2011, 02:18:18 PM
zaphod, what became of the 'dog pownd'
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Post by: The True Adonis on February 18, 2011, 02:34:52 PM
What is the key to reaching ones full potential, sir?
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 18, 2011, 02:39:28 PM
42
Universal answer.
Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: BB on February 18, 2011, 03:22:07 PM
Dear Zaphod;

Is 1 really the loneliest number?
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Post by: wavelength on February 18, 2011, 03:26:25 PM
of course potential can be reached
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Post by: The Showstoppa on February 18, 2011, 03:53:25 PM
of course potential can be reached

Are you questioning the great Zaphod?
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 18, 2011, 03:58:28 PM
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Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 04:00:38 PM
of course potential can be reached
first you have to define potential
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Post by: ManBearPig... on February 18, 2011, 04:00:51 PM
(http://showyourshit.com/a-giant-turd.jpg)

i've actually had something very similar come out of me a few days ago, but not as wide.

sorry, didn't mean to derail the thread.
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Post by: wavelength on February 18, 2011, 04:06:30 PM
Are you questioning the great Zaphod?

just trying to create controversy
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 18, 2011, 04:06:57 PM
i've actually had something very similar come out of me a few days ago, but not as wide.

sorry, didn't mean to derail the thread.

did you grab it out of the bowl with your bare hands and bury in in the yard?
Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: Zaphod on February 18, 2011, 04:07:49 PM
first you have to define potential

Why do you have to define something which may not exist? I understand that you enjoy the company of both men and women. If that is the case, how many men have the potential to penetrate your hind quarters? I think most of the floastam on here, as delusional as they may be, would agree that there is no forseeable limit to this number.  
Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: wavelength on February 18, 2011, 04:09:32 PM
first you have to define potential

what is meant to be
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 18, 2011, 04:17:45 PM
Why do you have to define something which may not exist? I understand that you enjoy the company of both men and women. If that is the case, how many men have the potential to penetrate your hind quarters? I think most of the floastam on here, as delusional as they may be, would agree that there is no forseeable limit to this number.  























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Post by: Alexander D on February 18, 2011, 04:18:03 PM
i've actually had something very similar come out of me a few days ago, but not as wide.

sorry, didn't mean to derail the thread.

I'm particularly impressed with the dookie mark on the toilet seat also. #horribleaim
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Post by: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 04:20:57 PM
what is meant to be
meant to be ? hmm...   well thats not the standard definition of "potential". because potential includes everything that could possibly end up happening.

 but if we agree that "what is meant to be"= ones potential

then yes, potential can be achieved.

but how would one find out what is meant to be?


Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 04:22:04 PM
Why do you have to define something which may not exist? I understand that you enjoy the company of both men and women. If that is the case, how many men have the potential to penetrate your hind quarters? I think most of the floastam on here, as delusional as they may be, would agree that there is no forseeable limit to this number.  
despite your wierdness, ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have some mild aspergers syndrome going on,  i think its fairly obvious that there is a limited number of men on the planet
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Post by: wavelength on February 18, 2011, 04:25:49 PM
meant to be ? hmm...   well thats not the standard definition of "potential". because potential includes everything that could possibly end up happening.

 but if we agree that "what is meant to be"= ones potential

then yes, potential can be achieved.

but how would one find out what is meant to be?

Yes it's everything that can be. This everything is found in the nothing everything comes out of. So potential really is nothing and we just have to realize that's what we are.
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Post by: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 04:28:36 PM
Yes it's everything that can be. This everything is found in the nothing everything comes out of. So potential really is nothing and we just have to realize that's what we are.
then nothing is meant to be and your defiition of potential, and achieving it, is out the door. nothing can be achieved because achievement is an illusion.  at least, thats where your going with that line of thought.
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Post by: wavelength on February 18, 2011, 04:30:01 PM
then nothing is meant to be and your defiition of potential, and achieving it, is out the door. nothing can be achieved because achievement is an illusion.  at least, thats where your going with that line of thought.

Yes and no. It depends on how you define nothing.
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Post by: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 04:32:32 PM
Yes and no. It depends on how you define nothing.

are you trying to come up with a definiton for human experience that gives it significance while keeping it understood as meaningless in the long run?
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Post by: wavelength on February 18, 2011, 04:33:34 PM
are you trying to come up with a definiton for human experience that gives it significance while keeping it understood as meaningless in the long run?

I don't know man, I'm just drunk and talking out of my ass ;D
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Post by: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 04:36:34 PM
I don't know man, I'm just drunk and talking out of my ass ;D
  ;D

drinking is shit for philosophy, try thinking of death when your drunk and see if it does anything but suffocate you..

Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: wavelength on February 18, 2011, 04:46:31 PM
  ;D

drinking is shit for philosophy, try thinking of death when your drunk and see if it does anything but suffocate you..

Philosophy Shmilosophy
I drink to dumb myself down so that muscle building calories aren't wasted on brain activity
Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 04:53:43 PM
Philosophy Shmilosophy
I drink to dumb myself down so that muscle building calories aren't wasted on brain activity
alcohol can be fun but i usually like to meditate about death, and when drunk there is no light in the darkness..
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Post by: 225for70 on February 18, 2011, 04:56:36 PM
i've actually had something very similar come out of me a few days ago, but not as wide.

sorry, didn't mean to derail the thread.

People who use Opiates get those massive turds? So what opiates are you doing Powerod?
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Post by: wavelength on February 18, 2011, 04:57:26 PM
alcohol can be fun but i usually like to meditate about death, and when drunk there is no light in the darkness..

I agree and death is really the only thing to meditate about. If we can figure out death, everything jumps right into place.
Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: tbombz on February 18, 2011, 05:03:41 PM
I agree and death is really the only thing to meditate about. If we can figure out death, everything jumps right into place.
i always end up at the importance of morality, compassion, love, friendship, companionship...and the awesomeness of God.  :)
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Post by: Nirvana on February 18, 2011, 05:07:57 PM
can Geico really save me 15% or more on car insurance?
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Post by: haider on February 18, 2011, 06:05:05 PM
This thread turned really gay REALLY FUCKING FAST
Title: Re: the "ask Zaphod" thread.....
Post by: wavelength on February 19, 2011, 12:12:12 AM
This thread turned really gay REALLY FUCKING FAST

go figure
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Post by: Tito24 on February 19, 2011, 01:43:45 AM
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