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Title: UFC Comedy!
Post by: hpac on February 21, 2011, 06:36:37 PM
My current project:

Title: DAX HANNA: U.F.C. (Ultimate Fighting Custodian!)

Plot Outline: An underachieving custodian gets a shot at the MMA champion in the very high school he once attended.

Pitch: The Waterboy meets Rocky

If anyone has a connection to a literary agent or Dana White, would be most appreciated.

Hollis
1995 NPC Teen Heavyweight National Champion
Former IFBB Official
Writer of 8 feature scripts, 1 pilot and test pilot:



Hollis
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: johnnynoname on February 21, 2011, 06:38:55 PM
hmmmmmm
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 21, 2011, 07:39:06 PM
What is this extreme retardation !?!
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: hpac on February 26, 2011, 01:24:17 PM
Frustrated isn't the word. I spent 2 years on this project only to find it's already being produced with the same star I envisioned!

http://www.movieweb.com/news/kevin-james-mixed-martial-arts-comedy-goes-to-sony

By the way, even though my gym show test trailer was fair at best, you'll see my friend WWE Superstar Chris Jericho as Vernon.
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: johnnynoname on February 26, 2011, 01:25:41 PM
this just in....

















...nobody cares
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: LatsMcGee on February 26, 2011, 01:29:35 PM
Sounds like a job for Dan Severn.....
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: hpac on March 01, 2011, 08:41:41 PM
Hey johnnynoname,

I don't know who you are and do not care

but at least I'm taking my shots and going after the dream.


Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 01, 2011, 08:54:35 PM
I'm also busy in going after my dream of fucking your mom
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: hpac on March 01, 2011, 09:02:15 PM
And u live where exactly, internet tough guy?

Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 01, 2011, 09:06:24 PM
at your dad's house in West Hollywood


and yes...I edited my intial post because I forgot to add that your Dad's house is in West Hollywood which is where all the homosexuals are
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 01, 2011, 09:11:23 PM
.....because he's gay
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 01, 2011, 09:12:10 PM
......................he fucks guys
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 01, 2011, 09:12:20 PM
And u live where exactly, internet tough guy?



You should make a movie about a guy who spent 2 years of his life writing a script thats already been done. And when he finds this out(simple google search) he flips out and wants to beat everyone up. He even meets up(west Hollywood) with a guy from the internet and ends up killing raping him and spends the rest of his life getting anally massaged every night in prison. Try pitching it to Kevin James and see if he's game. If done right it could be comedy gold ;)
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: hpac on March 01, 2011, 09:12:28 PM
Well, Internet Tough Guy, that's great, why don't I meet you there and we can discuss this further?!
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 01, 2011, 09:13:45 PM
Well, Internet Tough Guy, that's great, why don't I meet you there and we can discuss this further?!

so you want to meet another male that you met on a bodybuilding forum in West Hollywood?

hmmmmmm
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: Firemuscle on March 01, 2011, 09:14:44 PM
Well, Internet Tough Guy, that's great, why don't I meet you there and we can discuss this further?!

 JNN would beat your ass. He is one tough mother fucker, he is a freaky badass.....

 Just kidding. Actually he is a complete flamer and he is just one breast implant surgery and a little makeup away from being a passable tranny.

 JNN, if you decide to "go full time" and become a tranny, i'll be the first to tear up your asshole  :-*
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: epic_alien on March 01, 2011, 10:17:38 PM
so you want to meet another male that you met on a bodybuilding forum in West Hollywood?

hmmmmmm

johnny, why dont you use your other gay ass screen name anymore? sylvester?
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 02, 2011, 02:48:03 AM
vernon was funny, other than that it sucked, sorry just being honest.
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 02, 2011, 02:54:28 AM
I think you could do better. Don't give up.

It was pretty bad to be honest. Maybe it's the actors. Get better ones with less typecasting
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 02, 2011, 08:50:38 AM
My current project:

Title: DAX HANNA: U.F.C. (Ultimate Fighting Custodian!)

Plot Outline: An underachieving custodian gets a shot at the MMA champion in the very high school he once attended.

Pitch: The Waterboy meets Rocky

If anyone has a connection to a literary agent or Dana White, would be most appreciated.

Hollis
1995 NPC Teen Heavyweight National Champion
Former IFBB Official
Writer of 8 feature scripts, 1 pilot and test pilot:



Hollis

Have you ever considered trying to bring silent film back
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 03, 2011, 08:14:39 AM
JNN would beat your ass. He is one tough mother fucker, he is a freaky badass.....

 Just kidding. Actually he is a complete flamer and he is just one breast implant surgery and a little makeup away from being a passable tranny.

 JNN, if you decide to "go full time" and become a tranny, i'll be the first to tear up your asshole  :-*

seriously, you are a huge tool who tries to be cool on here when in reality you look like a fucking douchebag
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: Tito24 on March 03, 2011, 08:21:22 AM
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Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 03, 2011, 08:43:58 AM
My current project:

Title: DAX HANNA: U.F.C. (Ultimate Fighting Custodian!)

Plot Outline: An underachieving custodian gets a shot at the MMA champion in the very high school he once attended.

Pitch: The Waterboy meets Rocky

If anyone has a connection to a literary agent or Dana White, would be most appreciated.

Hollis
1995 NPC Teen Heavyweight National Champion
Former IFBB Official
Writer of 8 feature scripts, 1 pilot and test pilot:



Hollis


This is pure crap.  I can understand the poor filming but nothing flows together and the cast just doesn't blend right.  There's nothing spoken by the crew ties into the overall plot and the music was generic Applebee's elevator music.  

Poorly wrote, poorly executed.


Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: hpac on March 03, 2011, 03:19:04 PM
I agree the test trailer for Lift This! looks poor at best. Was simply referencing a past project, a Cheers in the gym if you will.

My latest SCRIPT, Dax Hanna U.F.C. Ultimate Fighting Custodian! is a strong piece of WRITTEN work that I am shopping around.

Everyone clear now?

Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: Rosicrucian on March 03, 2011, 04:02:55 PM
hermanito esteban
Title: Re: UFC Comedy!
Post by: johnnynoname on March 03, 2011, 06:50:59 PM


Everyone clear now?



we still don't care...fuck off