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Title: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 07:23:35 AM
turn up the valium on your TV or craputer
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Wiggs on February 23, 2011, 07:27:11 AM
I don't know where to begin....Johnny WTF man?  You're fat now.

Looks like you've been binging on MJ and meat.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: spinnis on February 23, 2011, 07:28:26 AM
have you recorded that song or wtf is going on? I cant play guitar but I could probably still play better then that lol
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Lundgren on February 23, 2011, 07:28:47 AM
christ dude, you look like complete shit, wanna join the club? Seriously dude you look like have become some fat fuck red neck
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 23, 2011, 07:31:28 AM
This is some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen on the internet.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Wiggs on February 23, 2011, 07:32:34 AM
Dude what are you doin' out in the woods?
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: spinnis on February 23, 2011, 07:33:27 AM
seriously listen to the song and the guy playing guitar WHAT THE FUCK  ;D
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 23, 2011, 07:33:33 AM
Dude what are you doin' out in the woods?

Lifting some weights, doing some singing and drinking some beer it would appear...
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: tendonitis on February 23, 2011, 07:35:18 AM
offseason, clearly offseason
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: spinnis on February 23, 2011, 07:36:07 AM
Lifting some weights, doing some singing and drinking some beer it would appear...

white people stuff, dont you guys worry about it  ;D
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 23, 2011, 07:36:58 AM
white people stuff, dont you guys worry about it  ;D

Well only if there are no 2$ 40's around.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 23, 2011, 07:38:57 AM
white people stuff, dont you guys worry about it  ;D

Man, I am SOOOOO glad that during my younger years we didn't have the access to video cameras and the internet like now......wow, there would be some serious crapola out there.....
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: warchild on February 23, 2011, 07:43:12 AM
fat f&ck
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Lundgren on February 23, 2011, 07:48:11 AM
you can see him in the background if you look closely.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 07:49:14 AM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 07:58:32 AM
i shouldve recorded the song louder to the internet, i might have to do a re upload of it cause you dont hear all the master drumbeats in the song   >:(
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 07:59:51 AM
legit 20 inch arms
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Lundgren on February 23, 2011, 08:02:12 AM
legit 20 inch arms
50 inch waist I'm guessing as well, good job dude.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Alexander D on February 23, 2011, 08:02:31 AM
Falcon is one with nature... props!

Yo Falcon- what do you do for work? Do you have a regular job?
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 08:03:35 AM
50 inch waist I'm guessing as well, good job dude.



yes 50 inch weist 80 inch chest 20 inch arms 50 inch thighs 19 inch calves
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 08:04:31 AM
Falcon is one with nature... props!

Yo Falcon- what do you do for work? Do you have a regular job?

im a block toter for trailer parks, mainly putten up them trailers on some blocks ya dig
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Alexander D on February 23, 2011, 08:06:39 AM
im a block toter for trailer parks, mainly putten up them trailers on some blocks ya dig

Nice dude #honest living
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: d0nny2600 on February 23, 2011, 08:09:49 AM
This is a great thread.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: SS on February 23, 2011, 08:12:37 AM
I don't know where to begin....Johnny WTF man?  You're fat now.

Looks like you've been binging on MJ and meat.
He's obviously off the meth. Which is good but this is what happens.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: CalvinH on February 23, 2011, 08:15:04 AM
Johnny picks up mobile homes,he puts them down.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: outby43 on February 23, 2011, 08:16:11 AM
I like the third verse. Really makes me want to dance take a shit at that point.  Maybe Jay-Z can sample a bit of it and really make it pop.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: 225for70 on February 23, 2011, 08:18:34 AM


Meth is a hell'va drug
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Go 4 It on February 23, 2011, 08:25:25 AM
Falcon looking large and in charge!! Were you wearing a mouthpiece broski?
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Spike on February 23, 2011, 08:27:46 AM
fckn awesome  ;D

big fan of falcons vids now - creative genius in my mind

kinda like zack glafinakis but without the fatness and gayness

falcon - do a shit ton of overhead presses - if your delts were capped you'd look like a beast even when you mass up/off roxi 8)
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: CT_Muscle on February 23, 2011, 08:40:32 AM
turn up the valium on your TV or craputer


Awesome Video Johnny


Can I request some stones next?
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 23, 2011, 08:40:42 AM
wes is gonna fap to this vid.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 23, 2011, 08:49:17 AM
He's obviously off the meth. Which is good but this is what happens.


This. As a human I'd rather see Johnny healthy and clean than having Meth induced " epic leanz "
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Meso_z on February 23, 2011, 09:21:21 AM
now i believe hes 288.
Title: i thought 'johhny falcon' had his own thread
Post by: no one on February 23, 2011, 09:45:57 AM

so he would stop spamming the board with his attention whorish stupidity.

what in the fuck does anything this idiot posts have to do with bodybuilding- let alone anything in general?

keep your shit in your own thread, where if people have an urge to see your inane, meth induced ramblings they can go there to watch you mentally deteriorate.

Title: Re: i thought 'johhny falcon' had his own thread
Post by: Big Worm on February 23, 2011, 10:07:39 AM
so he would stop spamming the board with his attention whorish stupidity.

what in the fuck does anything this idiot posts have to do with bodybuilding- let alone anything in general?

keep your shit in your own thread, where if people have an urge to see your inane, meth induced ramblings they can go there to watch you mentally deteriorate.


He should.. That Phuck is always in his own world anyway..!? ::)
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Big Worm on February 23, 2011, 10:13:59 AM
turn up the valium on your TV or craputer

You are Phucking retarded!
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Alexander D on February 23, 2011, 10:25:38 AM
You are Phucking retarded!

clearly you are unable to see the power of true Falconness in the wilderness.

 ::)
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 23, 2011, 10:28:11 AM
This guy is criminally underrated as an internet contributor. Johnny is a true originator.

Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Alexander D on February 23, 2011, 10:29:13 AM
This guy is criminally underrated as an internet contributor. Johnny is a true originator.



Falcon has done for GETBIG, what Arnold has done for Bodybuilding. discuss.
Title: Re: i thought 'johhny falcon' had his own thread
Post by: Alexander D on February 23, 2011, 10:36:13 AM
so he would stop spamming the board with his attention whorish stupidity.

what in the fuck does anything this idiot posts have to do with bodybuilding- let alone anything in general?

keep your shit in your own thread, where if people have an urge to see your inane, meth induced ramblings they can go there to watch you mentally deteriorate.



BRILLIANT IDEA... Start a NEW thread about Falcon to talk shit about how there are too many Falcon threads. Epic getbigger logic  ::)

FAIL.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Rami on February 23, 2011, 10:37:44 AM
Falcon is advancing on all levels!

 fully reigning the surroundings with music and physical pressence.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Steve Namat on February 23, 2011, 10:50:14 AM
Holy shit!  ;D

Great video...I was waiting for a boy scout group to come up from the background...that would be great! Haha!
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: spinnis on February 23, 2011, 11:00:07 AM
Haha, Actually the outisde videos are Ok with me, at least they're entertaining haha.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Alexander D on February 23, 2011, 11:34:22 AM
Haha, Actually the outisde videos are Ok with me, at least they're entertaining haha.

I prefer Falcon to be in the wilderness.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 23, 2011, 11:38:52 AM
Oh this bird you can not chaaaaaange !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Jizzacked on February 23, 2011, 11:41:51 AM
outdoor setting was refreshing, however some falcon punches would have been nice
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Alexander D on February 23, 2011, 11:49:38 AM
outdoor setting was refreshing, however some falcon punches would have been nice

QFT.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 23, 2011, 11:49:42 AM
shit maybe you are 280lbs  ;D
Title: Re: i thought 'johhny falcon' had his own thread
Post by: no one on February 23, 2011, 11:54:08 AM
BRILLIANT IDEA... Start a NEW thread about Falcon to talk shit about how there are too many Falcon threads. Epic getbigger logic  ::)

FAIL.

YOU miss the point.

he keeps getting thrown in time out for his nonsense. he'd beg ron to come back. ron, in an attempt to make this idiot feel appeased and not deal with this headache started a thread for him to post whatever bullshit he wanted, under the condition he only start threads in it.

that would last for a little while, and when he wasnt getting the attention he needs, he'd start posting this stupidity on the G and O again, and get thrown in time out once again.

this is a cyclical problem that the fucking dummy just doesn't learn from, then he cries when he gets put in TO.

either keep his shit in his own thread, or get him off the board. the guy is a waste of oxygen and bandwidth.
Title: Re: i thought 'johhny falcon' had his own thread
Post by: SS on February 23, 2011, 12:11:18 PM
so he would stop spamming the board with his attention whorish stupidity.

what in the fuck does anything this idiot posts have to do with bodybuilding- let alone anything in general?

keep your shit in your own thread, where if people have an urge to see your inane, meth induced ramblings they can go there to watch you mentally deteriorate.


I agree. I'm glad he's off the drugs but his act is old.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: BIG_STI on February 23, 2011, 12:18:14 PM
glad you're off the meth
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Schilton Sveltlinovski on February 23, 2011, 01:47:22 PM
Dude what are you doin' out in the woods?

He has just made someone squeal like a pig!!!!

Fuck me last time I saw you, you were binging on Olive oil and lean now you look like Wolverine's fat Autistic cousin.

ta ta
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 23, 2011, 02:27:18 PM
Since the goverment is going broke, I vote Falcon for president we got to get back to farming and training in the woods then things may turn around.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 03:17:44 PM
Since the goverment is going broke, I vote Falcon for president we got to get back to farming and training in the woods then things may turn around.

yes man backyard farming will be the key to life

if i were presedent or governer

id familiarize all citizens with the techniques of backyard farming, and make it mainstream, fully self sufficient
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 03:22:57 PM
question is who can really curl dem 65 pounders like me in the vide then doin upright rows wid dem bitches?
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: epic_alien on February 23, 2011, 03:24:08 PM
when im done with my show, i want to be like falcon, just fucking numb to the world and its bulshit

can i apply to be a young weegar falcon? and be on the ship when the time comes?
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 03:26:28 PM
fckn awesome  ;D

big fan of falcons vids now - creative genius in my mind

kinda like zack glafinakis but without the fatness and gayness

falcon - do a shit ton of overhead presses - if your delts were capped you'd look like a beast even when you mass up/off roxi 8)

i seriously lack delt mass  :'(
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 23, 2011, 03:43:25 PM
when im done with my show, i want to be like falcon, just fucking numb to the world and its bulshit

can i apply to be a young weegar falcon? and be on the ship when the time comes?
I think there is a application form for Asscociate Falcon Scientists maybe Master Falcon can direct you to information on location I applied already waiting on approval.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 03:59:07 PM
when im done with my show, i want to be like falcon, just fucking numb to the world and its bulshit

can i apply to be a young weegar falcon? and be on the ship when the time comes?

yes we will have you build a fake cock on the front of our\ ship to attract high up extra terrestrial hoes
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: dj181 on February 23, 2011, 04:01:54 PM
So what color will this fake cock be? P.S. Your mom likes fake cocks.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 04:03:52 PM
So what color will this fake cock be? P.S. Your mom likes fake cocks.

how bout another subject like how are you work hots going?
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 23, 2011, 04:08:16 PM
yes we will have you build a fake cock on the front of our\ ship to attract high up extra terrestrial hoes
Attracting extra terrestial hoes is always a high priority with benefits of high returns.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 23, 2011, 04:09:43 PM


Failcon someone compared you to a brontosaurus yesterday.  large body, small head.  heart struggles to get blood all the way to the cranial cavity and results in palpitations.  you agree?
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: dj181 on February 23, 2011, 04:13:17 PM
Whose workouts ma man? Mine or yours? If you mean mine, then they are going allright I guess, but come mid-March the fun will begin ;D
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 05:38:49 PM

Failcon someone compared you to a brontosaurus yesterday.  large body, small head.  heart struggles to get blood all the way to the cranial cavity and results in palpitations.  you agree?

hell yeah !the life span of a brontasouras was around 100 years too, nice try  ;D
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 05:39:24 PM
Whose workouts ma man? Mine or yours? If you mean mine, then they are going allright I guess, but come mid-March the fun will begin ;D

are these 65 dumbells im lifting half your bodyweight ma man?
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: cephissus on February 23, 2011, 05:52:46 PM
Great video falcon!  Awesome mass and creative power!

I'm jealous.  :'(
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 05:56:46 PM
Great video falcon!  Awesome mass and creative power!

I'm jealous.  :'(
im thinking about making my dumbells heavier too bro!
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Post by: Ex Coelis on February 23, 2011, 05:57:53 PM
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Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Julio Ceasar on February 23, 2011, 06:12:29 PM
question is who can really curl them 65 pounders like me in the vide then doin upright rows wid dem bitches?

I was about to mention that. Curl them both at the same time that slow aint bad. U hold them for about 2 minutes to...strong guy!
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Spike on February 23, 2011, 06:13:57 PM
i seriously lack delt mass  :'(

but that easiest to get brosif


you have wide clavicles just stop curling and doing push ups and press that shitty weight think over your head ;)
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Post by: TacoBell on February 23, 2011, 06:22:33 PM
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 06:32:17 PM
but that easiest to get brosif


you have wide clavicles just stop curling and doing push ups and press that shitty weight think over your head ;)

but broseph how long do you thank master falcon should press the weights for reps/sats times per week?

i will try as often as i can though
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 23, 2011, 06:34:15 PM
I was about to mention that. Curl them both at the same time that slow aint bad. U hold them for about 2 minutes to...strong guy!

yes holding that weight for long time IS the MASTER. im probably going to make them heavier uneven dumbells might slide of a 10 pound but add on a 25 pound plate
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: SusanFitness on February 23, 2011, 07:17:00 PM
damn, you change every time you post. you look better than that balding, popeye, homeless looking dude with yellow teeth that you were a few years ago.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Alexander D on February 23, 2011, 07:26:58 PM
damn, you change every time you post. you look better than that balding, popeye, homeless looking dude with yellow teeth that you were a few years ago.

Susan, does this mean Capt'n Falcon- leader of the Wilderness cult arouses you? Speak on this.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Alex23 on February 23, 2011, 07:47:20 PM
Johnny picks up mobile homes,he puts them down.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome Naturesque Falkons
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Post by: njflex on February 23, 2011, 08:02:21 PM
all that video needed was a black bear sneaking up on falconi and johanny knocking the sum bitch out cold with that 65lber.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: The True Adonis on February 23, 2011, 08:05:38 PM
Lifting some weights, doing some singing and drinking some beer it would appear...
And admiring those rather fine North Carolina Pine trees.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 23, 2011, 08:08:35 PM
turn up the valium on your TV or craputer


Beefyheavyfalcon, why did you attack the tree 10 seconds into the video? 
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Alex23 on February 23, 2011, 08:08:47 PM
And admiring those rather fine North Carolina Pine trees.

Absolutely. Fine part of the country you've got there...
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Post by: Spike on February 23, 2011, 08:15:01 PM
Absolutely. Fine part of the country you've got there...

careful people with french canadian accents get their asses busted QUIK round these here parts son

carolina is where big men roam :)
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Hulkotron on February 23, 2011, 08:15:51 PM
You are in need of some major Epic Leans Falcon.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: PJim on February 23, 2011, 08:19:28 PM
Falcon really isn't as fat as everybody keeps making him out to be. Anyway, loving the DIY workout music Johnny, keep it up.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 23, 2011, 09:56:49 PM
Man, I am SOOOOO glad that during my younger years we didn't have the access to video cameras and the internet like now......wow, there would be some serious crapola out there.....
Falcon is clearly Mid Atlantic Wrestling material kind of reminds me of one of the Lumberjacks.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Master Blaster on February 23, 2011, 10:17:26 PM
Falcon is clearly Mid Atlantic Wrestling material kind of reminds me of one of the Lumberjacks.


There is a mom joke in here somewhere, let me check my notes...hold on a second...
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Lundgren on February 23, 2011, 10:29:10 PM
Falcon really isn't as fat as everybody keeps making him out to be. Anyway, loving the DIY workout music Johnny, keep it up.
Lol it's not the weight it's  the skeet stash he got going that makes him look so bad.

Seriously if you met a guy his size in a bar you wouldn't be saying shit. He's for sure the sites biggest natty.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: big L dawg on February 23, 2011, 10:33:27 PM
eating meat not eating meat
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: big L dawg on February 23, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
seriously though look at that before pic...im worried about this cat...

in the vid he looks like hes getting soft and pudgy but the mental health may be even more at risk than the physical...

anyone in the north carolina area to maybe set up an intervention?
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Lundgren on February 23, 2011, 10:44:58 PM
seriously though look at that before pic...im worried about this cat...

in the vid he looks like hes getting soft and pudgy but the mental health may be even more at risk than the physical...

anyone in the north carolina area to maybe set up an intervention?
He's obviously juiced in the first pic, and methed in the second. Not a surprising contrast, and a shit pic to compare.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: Master Blaster on February 23, 2011, 11:00:34 PM
He's obviously juiced in the first pic, and methed in the second. Not a surprising contrast, and a shit pic to compare.

He's not "methed" in the second pic.

Heres a "meth" pic

(http://sp1.fotologs.net/photo/33/43/67/bonitos_demas06/1187129860_f.jpg)

Looks fatter? Sure, but this is stage 2 meth, before the rapid weight loss, but after the honeymoon phase.
Title: Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
Post by: chris-a on February 23, 2011, 11:33:49 PM
Fuck me last time I saw you, you were binging on Olive oil and lean now you look like Wolverine's fat Autistic cousin.

 ;D