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Title: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 04:11:21 AM
It's getting annoying, the whole rolex BS. Every second post of mine someone replies and references my rolexes in a sarcastic manner. Enough of that BS, seriously. It's getting old and annoying. I realise you're all jealous of my wealth, intelligence, sense of humor, success and pussy getting abilities. And my man pecs. But stop making it so obvious. Enough of the whining. Seriously.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 04:22:01 AM
Thanks in advance you pathetic little whores.  :-*
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 04:23:15 AM
Have nothing to say you silly bastards?  ???
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Post by: mass243 on February 24, 2011, 04:23:48 AM
WTF I thought this was about guys hating pros  >:(
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 04:24:00 AM
Maybe thats better. Be quiet like the good little bitches that u are.  :-X
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on February 24, 2011, 04:25:55 AM
Is that a FatAlex impression thread?
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 04:27:57 AM
WTF I thought this was about guys hating pros  >:(

Fuck the pros. Those steroid taking bastards. Those shrunken nut fuks are nobodies without their anadrols and dianabols. They're nothing. All drugs.

Who are these people? What is the claim to fame? That they stand on a stage in their panties and flex their steroidcles?

Listen u self injecting hopefully aids getting from contaminated penis i mean needle fuks, the founding fathers of America didnt have in mind the picture of success a dehydrated, oiled up, cock sucking, shrunken nut piece of garbage standing like a glazed pig in thongs on a stage part scrotum exposed flexing his steroidcles to a bunch of little fagboy muscle worship twink manprincesses and old queens. Don't ever think you fuks are anything.  >:(
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 04:34:46 AM
I am what you would call an internet tough guy. In real life I flee from any danger signs. Last thing I need is my huge brain beaten in and shrunken like theirs by some excess calorie eating, synthol injecting silly fat assclown muscleboy.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: RJ DRIVER on February 24, 2011, 04:37:44 AM
You're balling brother, fake rolexs and fat hoes!
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 04:39:08 AM
So if u see me in the gym or the streets dont confront me stay away from me i carry a gun u bastards.  >:(

And I never forget when someone wrongs me, if I get a chance in 10 or 20 years or whenever I will get u back.

Oh by the way I found out last week that 1 of my uncles, the piece of garbage who UNSUCCESSFULLY tried to orchestrate some kind of extortion attempt against me, the alcoholic fuk suffered a heart attack and died. My grandmother was crying as she passed me the news, I said thanks, thats wonderful, 1 less worry in my mind. DIe all u bastards who wronged me, hope u burn in hell further u sons of whores.

Just sharing the good news.  8)

Hope I can bring him back to life just to see him die again. Oh I would've spontaneously cum in my manties if only I could've watched him die. Oh if only just he and I were there so no witnesses, and he was having the heart attack and begging me for water or oxygen, I would laugh, piss on his face and watch him die slowly. Slower the better. Oh the glory, how wonderful that would've been, watching someone who wronged u experience the lady known as karma.  :D
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mass243 on February 24, 2011, 04:45:37 AM

Hope I can bring him back to life just to see him die again. Oh I would've spontaneously cum in my manties if only I could've watched him die. Oh if only just he and I were there so no witnesses, and he was having the heart attack and begging me for water or oxygen, I would laugh, piss on his face and watch him die slowly. Slower the better. Oh the glory, how wonderful that would've been, watching someone who wronged u experience the lady known as karma.  :D

You sick bastard!
Only girls deserve such a treatment - because they like it

 :D
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 04:56:23 AM
You sick bastard!
Only girls deserve such a treatment - because they like it

 :D


I would never cause any harm to sm1 who didnt harm me first, directly or indirectly in any way. I have tremendous respect for people's rights and am generally a very nice guy with a somewhat good heart. But the moment some1 wrongs me in any significant fashion its over, thats it, 2 eyes for an eye, anything goes from then on. Then no more respect whatsoever for their life, livelihood, anything. They are then nothing to me. They don't exist anymore and if only I could be the 1 to make it happen with no consequences I would in a second. I really could use a solid professional who could get a job done if u know what I mean. Someone who knows how to do a job. Someone with connections on the inside. Someone who could guarantee me impunity no matter what happened. I have the money and am happy to pay for a job to be done. Cant speak in specifics, the pigs may be reading.  :-X

People love taking liberties with me and picking on me as I'm much smaller physically than most and they think its an easy way to show their "toughness" picking on some1 half their size. I've always backed down because fighting is stupid and I'm at a significant disadvantage to begin with and as a trader I understand risk-reward better than most and it just wouldnt be a smart thing to do. However, I really need to reclaim my self esteem and standing within the community, and I think 1 or 2 dead bodies just to show that be nice to me, dont mess with me, just leave me alone, so simple, dont disrespect or pick on me, and you will live.

By the way if the pigs are reading thats just my next movie script I'm a scriptwriter, its not real you litigious fuks.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 04:59:02 AM
Oh fuck I didnt type that its the stupid son of a bitch friend of mine. I threw the piece of shit out he really wants to have me thrown in jail by pretending to be me that asswipe.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 05:01:13 AM
I mean seriously, governments have killers and they are guaranteed immunity. A lot of killing is going on and many of the masterminds are not being arrested and walk the streets free even when its known who did what. Just the small timer assclowns get arrested. How do I join this elite group of masterminds?  ???
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 05:02:53 AM
HEY ASSHOLE GET OUT HE KEEPS TYPING SHIT ON MY COMPUTER I NEED TO FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE FRIEND OF MINE. HE HAS BEEN BANNED FROM MY BUILDING. I APOLOGISE ABOUT THE PREVIOUS POSTS. IT WASNT ME, MAHG. IT WAS SOME OTHER ASSWIPE. HES A KILLER NOT ME. SORRY.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 05:08:11 AM
ITS A MOVIE SCRIPT IM JUST DOING RESEARCH U POLICE PIECES OF SHIT. DONT BOTHER ME. I REFUSE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS OR GO FOR QUESTIONING. SPEAK TO MY LAWYERS U BASTARDS. DIE SOON ALSO U WORTHLESS FUKS, HOPE U GET AIDS, U PIECES OF BUREAUCRATIC SHIT NEVER HELPED ME WHEN I WAS BEING ATTACKED IN THE PAST. WHAT KIND OF WORTHLESS BASTARDS ARE U POLICE? DO YOUR JOBS PROTECT THE WEAKER MEMBERS OF SOCIETY, IF ONLY U BASTARDS DID UR JOB I WOULDNT BE SO ANGRY U BRIBE WANTING NO JOB DOING LAZY FAT DONUT EATING GLAZED PIG BASTARDS. U WORTHLESS DOGS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THE BODYBUILDERS, AT LEAST THEY'RE GLAZED MUSCLE, UR JUST SUNTANNING GLAZED FAT ASSHOLES DIE SOON FROM AIDS ALL OF U.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 05:10:59 AM
That wasnt me by the way its some trojan script hacker on my computer or some asshole whos been using my computer I will not allow anyone else to use my computer these people are crazy and probably have it in for me and want to get me in trouble, im sorry.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: WillGrant on February 24, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
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Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 24, 2011, 05:19:24 AM
good grief does this kid have issues or what?
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 05:24:55 AM
good grief does this kid have issues or what?

I apologise. Its these crazy people who borrowed my laptop. They're weirdos I have just instructed the security guard to ban them from the building. I met these creeps at a bar, they wanted to use the internet those stupid assholes. Sorry.  :(
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on February 24, 2011, 05:25:39 AM
dont.....know....what... to...say  :-\
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: chaos on February 24, 2011, 05:30:26 AM
This "mahg" kid is starting to come into his own!! :D

Crackin me up over here. ;D
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 24, 2011, 05:37:17 AM
you mst be bored outta your mind
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 05:44:10 AM
This "mahg" kid is starting to come into his own!! :D

Crackin me up over here. ;D

Thanks bro. I'm just a gimmick thats all. To the uninformed, none of this shit is real. It's just internet entertainments. Thats all. We're just mucking around. Its like a movie. So dont get your manties in a bunch.  ;)

You can leave the thread now u police pieces of shit. False alarm u nutsacks. Bye now. Go catch the terrorists leave an internet entertainer alone.  :-*
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 05:55:08 AM
Theres no specific threat to any specific individual. If u PIGS think ur going to outsmart me u got anther thing coming. Ur dealing with a fucking genius. If I ever intend on getting a job done I will do all possible research, it will get done right, done how it should be done, with 99% chance of impunity, otherwise I wont proceed. This is just a fucking movie script u sons of whores. Dont even bother trying to outsmart the mahg.

ITS ALL INTERNET ENTERTAINMENTS NONE OF THIS IS REAL U FAT GLAZED DONUT EATING ASSHOLES GO BACK TO THE DONUT SHOP U FUCKNUTS, DONT MOLEST MY THREAD WITH YOUR FAT PRESENCE YOU JOB NOT DOING PAYCHECK COLLECTING AS WELL AS BRIBE WANTING SILLY WORTHLESS ASSHOLES.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 06:00:30 AM
If I was a cop, and I saw someone attacking and imposing their will on a smaller person who didnt want to fight to begin with, I would arrest the bully, handcuff and take the bastard to the prisons, and slowly torture and kill the bastard in the sickest and most depraved ways I could conjure up. Most amount of pain, longest amount of time, slow painful torturous death. Cuz people who besmirch the rights of others dont deserve any rights whatsoever.

If 2 guys want to fight let em. But if some1 wants to be a bully and pick on the defenseless, in mahg's hypothetical state the bastard will wish he was never born.  >:(

Thats part of the movie script u fuks, dont be taking this as any type of evidence. Its internet entertainments and movie script.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 06:04:26 AM
HEY STOP USING MY COMPUTER U ASSHOLE. I APOLOGISE TO GETBIG, BULLIES, POLICE AND EVERYONE ELSE. ITS THESE CRAZY ASSHOLES WHO ARE USING MY COMPUTER NOT ME. THEY KEEP COMING BACK. I NEED TO FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER. APOLOGIES, NONE OF THIS SHIT IS REAL OR EVEN TYPED BY ME TO BEGIN WITH. ITS THESE HACKERS AND LUNATICS. THE REAL MAHG DOESNT EVEN HAVE INTERNET ITS THESE ASSHOLES WHO USE MY NAME ON THE INTERNETS TO FURTHER THEIR AGENDA OF GETTING ME IN TROUBLE CUZ THEYRE JEALOUS, HATERS AND BULLIES WHO CANT COMPETE WITH ME IN ANY WAY INTELLECTUALLY SO THEY PICK ON ME OR BLACKMAIL ME WITH THESE INTERNET FAKE POSTS. SORRY.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 06:06:53 AM
I'm severely drunk, its the alcohols, temporary insanity, I dont take any responsibility for what was written. It wasnt me, I'm drunk, its a movie and internet entertainments. I took some mislabeled pills I'm having hallucinations and delusions sorry I need to sleep. Good night. Apologies to everyone I didnt write any of that and I'm drunk and took pills and people are using my computer and pretending to be me. Its a whole clusterfuck. I'm off to bed and threw out the bastard sons of whores. Good night.
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Post by: jaejonna on February 24, 2011, 06:25:33 AM
Darwinism on display here
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on February 24, 2011, 07:05:49 AM
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Post by: OneMoreRep on February 24, 2011, 07:15:20 AM
Mahg,

The problem is that you have gone about this all wrong.

Sometimes it helps if you smooth things out a little by providing the forum with a symbolic gift, a'la Johnny Falcon.

Here are some examples that might help to soften things up a little with these folks:

Post pictures of your good-looking, naked boyfriend.
Post pictures of your penis.
Post pictures of your penis.
Post pictures of your penis.

I think if you stick to one of those, you can't go wrong.  If one of those options doesn't work, for whatever reason, just pick another..

"1"
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: wes on February 24, 2011, 02:48:43 PM
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Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: Nails on February 24, 2011, 02:50:40 PM













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Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: kiwiol on February 24, 2011, 02:54:20 PM
It's getting annoying, the whole rolex BS. Every second post of mine someone replies and references my rolexes in a sarcastic manner. Enough of that BS, seriously. It's getting old and annoying. I realise you're all jealous of my wealth, intelligence, sense of humor, success and pussy getting abilities. And my man pecs. But stop making it so obvious. Enough of the whining. Seriously.

You forgot to add unibrow, BO and 11" skinny fat arms to that list ;D

This "mahg" kid is starting to come into his own!! :D

Crackin me up over here. ;D

Ditto. He not only looks like (an Arabian) Mr Bean, but is also just as funny
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Post by: Coach is Back! on February 24, 2011, 03:04:52 PM
I didn't like the Rolex so I got a Roger Dubuis. Nice watch!
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Post by: evandatp on February 24, 2011, 04:46:21 PM
I'm severely drunk, its the alcohols, temporary insanity, I dont take any responsibility for what was written. It wasnt me, I'm drunk, its a movie and internet entertainments. I took some mislabeled pills I'm having hallucinations and delusions sorry I need to sleep.
You need to do more of that. It improves the quality of your posts markedly.
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 24, 2011, 05:23:17 PM
Clowney approved.

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Post by: PJim on February 24, 2011, 07:16:02 PM
Erm, if you want people to stop talking about it, why would you draw attention to it by starting a thread...pretty dumb logic. You are surely asking for trouble around these parts, son.
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 24, 2011, 07:16:57 PM
I just reported mahg to interpol.
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Post by: johnnynoname on February 24, 2011, 07:17:56 PM
seriously...I hate this fucking gimmick....it is so uninspired


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Post by: Rickson Gracie on February 24, 2011, 07:19:52 PM
seriously...I hate this fucking gimmick....it is so uninspired




yes..I am to make agreement to you
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: Disgusted on February 24, 2011, 07:21:35 PM
It's getting annoying, the whole rolex BS. Every second post of mine someone replies and references my rolexes in a sarcastic manner. Enough of that BS, seriously. It's getting old and annoying. I realise you're all jealous of my wealth, intelligence, sense of humor, success and pussy getting abilities. And my man pecs. But stop making it so obvious. Enough of the whining. Seriously.

I like your watch.  ???
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 24, 2011, 10:04:10 PM
I like your watch.  ???

Do u prefer the gold or platinum?

It's kind of funny cuz the platinum is twice as expensive yet the gold looks twice as beautiful and shiny.  :-\
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: mahg on February 25, 2011, 03:21:45 AM
(http://wwhnl.com/wwffhh/2008/september/images/images/Unibrow.jpg)

I'm trying to eat u son of a bitch. Why cant u at least post pics of ur boyfriends who dont look like complete dogshit, so I dont lose my appetite. I understand ur point u shrunken nut fuk, I have a unibrow. In America its "ugly" but here its viewed as virile and sexy. Just like my big nose. U dumb americans dont know what beauty is, with your 80% obese pancake faced women running around.
Title: Re: Stop crying you jealous, envious losers
Post by: Parker on February 25, 2011, 03:39:36 AM
I'm trying to eat u son of a bitch. Why cant u at least post pics of ur boyfriends who dont look like complete dogshit, so I dont lose my appetite. I understand ur point u shrunken nut fuk, I have a unibrow. In America its "ugly" but here its viewed as virile and sexy. Just like my big nose. U dumb americans dont know what beauty is, with your 80% obese pancake faced women running around.
Is that whay the women have told you? Through out the world facial symmetry is admired, anything that throws that off is abhorred...like Big noses or bad teeth or unibrows...
Think for a sec, has any hot woman that you haven't paid for, nor has expected from you gifts, ever said out right that they liked said unibrow and nose, and meant it? Many people know about picking out a person's flaw and complimenting them on that---as it is the thing that the person is most insecure about, and it makes them drop their guard...

Looking like Bert from Bert and Ernie, is not sexy man, and those who told you are jiving you, man.

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